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Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Have you ever wanted to prank your friends until they beg you for letting
them surrender? Well, now you can! With our newly opened joke shop,
you can find any and all kinds of items to fulfill your childish needs. But
don't let any adults find out. Our shop and ads are charmed to repel any
adults looking at it to see an advertisement for used books, so if you tell,
we'll know!
Here are just a few of the items we have so far!
O Skiving Snack box-If you don't feel like participating in class,
or just want some free time, eat one end of these candies, and you'll get
as sick as can be. Eat the other end after you escape, and you're free to
go wherever you please (instead of the
hospital wing)!
O Headless Hats-Give all your friends a scare by pretending that you
underwent a gruesome experience. Just slip them on to vanish (your head)!
O Portable Swamp- Almost impossible for most adult wizards to rid of,
this willkeep you occupied for hours as you watch the victim (cough cough) I mean
respectable adult, go insane!
O Weird Wands-Drive many people crazy by letting them (accidentally,
of course) pick up these wands. They not only change into rubber chickens, but they
also come in a variety of styles.
O Extendible Ears- Are your attempts to eavesdrop not working? Then
come and get some of these! They are up to 10 feet long and come in longer styles
if needed.
O We have more items, but on account that we are putting this here,
we have no more room! We hope you come and visit us soon!