Serpent Rayo: WELCOME TO MY SHOW!

Sai: Ahem. You said that for ONCE, I could be the... authoress...

Rayo: sighs I know, I know. Lemme just... explain and we'll get on with my.. ... er... your show.

Sai: ARIGATOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rayo: er... okay! So, this is Sai's show and Sai will be teaching you the alphabet...

Someone in the audience: BOO!!! WE ALREADY KNOW THE DAMN ALPHABET!

Rayo: OH SHUT UP!

SitO (Someone in the audience): WHY DON'T YOU!

Rayo: snaps fingers

Papaya: flies in

Rayo: please take care of SitO...

Papaya: runs right into SitO's face and SitO falls back

George: did you ever hear of manners?

Rayo: yes, but none of those... rules... said that you can't run a hyper flying-papaya into one's face.

Domon: sweatdrop

Rayo: ANYWAY, Sai will be showing the alphabet though his eyes.... describing everything in twenty-six torturous shows. to the audienceWON'T THAT BE FUN?

Audience: BOO!!!

Rayo: snarls WOULD YOU PEOPLE LIKE A TASTE OF MY PAPAYAS AS WELL?!?!

Audience: ...

Crickets: chirp

Rayo: so, lemme ask again. WON'T THAT BE FUN?!?

Audience: ...

Meek Girl in Audience (MGiA): yes?

Rayo: Yay! Thought as much. Anyway, glares at audience Sai, have your show. Take them to the XIAO LIN TEMPLE!!! WHOOHO!

Sai in an open field, with the Xiao Lin Temple fan from view: HI EVERYONE! TODAY WE WILL BE EXPLORING THE LETTER... A!

Figure of A (FoA): walks in and smacks into Sai

Sai: falls owie... gets up and shoos FoA away anyway, let's start with this... takes a picture of an apple I wish I had an apple... but they all got eaten by an... ahem... very hungry Russian Gundam Fighter... WHICH ALSO STARTS WITH AN 'A'!!!!

Argo Gulskii: sitting in a pile of apple cores, sleeping zzzzz

Sai: sweatdrop 'A' also stands for America... and Americans.... which are... mostly dedicated fans... of Chibodee Crocket!

FoA (which happens to be American): GO CHIBODEE!

Sai: SHUT UP! clears throat Well, 'A' also stands for Asia... which we are in. 'A' can stand for airplan---- WAAAAAAAAAA!!! dodges airplane GO FIND YOUR OWN SHOW! clears dust coughs

Argo: zzzzzzzz Areosmith. zzzzz

Sai: sweatdrop Right..

Serpent Rayo: pops in AREOSMITH IS AN AWSOME RIDE!!! dissapears to Disney, where they have the ride, Areosmith

Sai: sweatdrop well... 'A' can also stand for afterworld...

FoA: screams

Sai: um... yea.. I guess our 'A' is afriad of the afterlife in the afterworld... that brings us to another thing. Being Afraid. Being Afraid is not a bad thing...

FoA: YOU'RE ONE TO SAY!

Sai: SHUT UP 'A'!!!

FoA: so, you want me to stop doing my job as a rat exterminator?!?!

Sai: epp... no... never mind...

FoA: thought so!

Sai: um... 'A' also has something to do with this! ace of clubs symbol appears YEA, WOOHO! I'M PART OF THE SHUFFLE ALLIANCE AND I'M THE ACE O' CLUBS!

Serpent Rayo: whoops, we're on a tight schedule... shoves Sai away and that's Sai's Alphabet show, part I!!!!!

Sai: I'M NOT FINNISHED!

Serpent Rayo: well, you know that George's Arobic TV show is up. looks at list of shows and after that is Argo teaching you how to garden. And then it's Rain teaching you how to cook...

Sai: gets watery eyed but, but, but...

Rayo: MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!

Sai: eep...

Next Show:

George de Sand explains to us about the letter 'B' in his native land of FRANCE!