Me: Okay, I've got a problem here. That problem is my spelling; I need one of those reader mabobs to help me!

Jan: Ya, she sucks.

Tenshi-chan: Is that really his last name? Lol, I never knew that… hmm…

miami-chan: Lol, Ya… dunno how to spell his name so I'm just gunna stick with calling him Jou from now on.

It'sHardToBelieve: T_T I know, my grammar sucks! YAY I GOT THE SPELLING FOR THE REST OF JOU'S NAME!!! (happy dance)

Molly-chan the Anime/Game fan: Ya, Yami's a pervert freak, and Ryou rules!! (All cheer for Ryou) It's to bad he's not in the new season of Yu-gi-oh… so I don't watch it, lol. Don't know why I'm saying that just bare with me! my friend to hentai drawings… (shutters) I'll just stop right there.

Nicky: Oh, trust me, there's gunna be a lot more of it! (Insert evil laughter) but not telling you more then that because that would ruin it… can't wait until I get to that Chappie though.

Yuugi/Yami

Malik/Marik

Ryou/Bakura

//Yami to Yuugi// /Yuugi to Yami/

~Ryou to Bakura~ ~~Bakura to Ryou~~

.:Malik to Marik:. .::Marik to Malik::.

~*~

Ryou, Yuugi, Malik, Jou, Seto Harry, Ron and Hermoine all stepped out of the train and the three Hikari's gasped in amazement. There were tons of kids running around and the sky looked clear and beautiful even though it was night. Yuugi couldn't stop giggling because after Ryou got his tongue pierced he dared Malik to wear a girl uniform that he'd bought wile they were trying on some other things and put on make-up. He really looked like a girl too, he really did, and a hot one at that. Yuugi had to admit it. Therefore, Malik was rather grumpy for a wile then found it fun as he was teasing every guy he could see. 

Jou and Seto started bickering at each other a small wile after they finished laughing at Malik, over a Seto's trench coat.

~*~Flash Back~*~

"Honest to Ra Seto, dat coat of yours disobeys da law of gravity!" Jou said wile munching on a chocolate chip cookie he had baked and brought on the trip. "That thing's possessed!"

"It is not Jou! It doesn't float." Seto stood up and his trench coat went straight up. "Er… maybe there's wires or something in it."

"Sure, sure. I still say dat tings possessed." Jou said, lying back into his seat.

"Don't matter anyhow, you know nothing about law and I've never studied it." Seto said, beginning to type away on his laptop, then it started to fuzz. His eyebrows furrowed. "What the hell?" 

"Din' you read the letter? Anything dat's electronic don't work near dat school… what ever it's name is." Jou stated.

"Hogwarts." Seto said. "Damn it! I have to much work to do for this to shit out!" Seto all but yelled.

"You need a break from your CEO life anyways." Jou said.

"Shut up puppy or I'll have to punish you." Seto said.

Jou smiled.

~*~End of Flash Back~*~

"So, does anybody know where were supposed to go?" Yuugi asked, his wide innocent eyes looking at his now larger group of friends.

"I think you go with Hagrid and the first years." Harry said pointing to Hagrid who was calling all the first years to him, his large arms flailing about trying to get their attention.

Yuugi giggled and shook his head. "He really is funny." He turned to Harry and bowed. "Thanks!" He looked up and flashed Harry a bright smile and grabbed Seto, Jou, Ryou and Malik all at once, Ra knows how he did that, and ran off to Hagrid.

Harry felt his cheeks warm up at once after Yuugi smiled. He stood there watching Yuugi's angelic movements and his hair sway slightly in the small breeze that came through the sky. Harry looked to the side and noted that Ron was watching Ryou in the same way he was watching Yuugi, and Hermoine was staring at Malik.

Just then, Harry felt a breath on his neck. He went to turn around to see who it was but hands held him in place. "I know you like him Potter." The chilling voice of Malfoy said. "But he's mine, got it." He said, and then he threw him to the ground and walked off.

"Damn it Malfoy." Ron said, helping Harry up onto his feet. "What did he say to you?"

"Nothing, it was nothing." Harry said, staring at Yuugi for a few seconds and dusting off his robes.

Meanwhile, at the boat-loading place, Yuugi, Ryou, Malik, and Jou were begging Hagrid if there could be five people on one boat, considering there were only allowed four. Hagrid refused to let there be five so they just settled with Ryou, Yuugi and Malik on one with one other person and Seto and Jou on the boat beside them.

Yuugi held the tall light he was holding to his cheek and looked up to the stars. His brows furrowed as he felt a presence about him, not any normal presence either, that of a duel monster. He looked at Ryou who seemed to be feeling the same thing and backwards to Malik, who was looking at the sky, looking as confused as he and Ryou were. 

Yuugi looked back up to the sky, gasped, and fell backwards onto the boat, a Korebo had lunged right into him and was now doing a happy dance on his stomach. Yuugi's eyes were spinning (A/N: If you don't get what I mean here's his face right nowà @_@) and he scrambled to get up off the person he fell onto. He sat back up and stared at the monster in shock. Ryou was looking at it too and so were Malik, and Seto and Jou from the other boat. No one but the Hikari's and their Yami's were supposed to be able to summon the monsters this was just plain weird.

Ryou tapped Yuugi and pointed up to the sky, there, right in front of his eyes were Ryou's Man Eater Bug, Yuugi's Dark Magician, Malik's Possessed Dark Soul (A/N: I don't know what Malik's card is so I'm just using that one) Seto's Blue Eyes and Jou's Red Eyes. The Hikari's and their friends heard other kids shocked gasps, thinking this was a perk from the school, but it sure as hell wasn't.

/Y-yami/

//I know Hikari//

/Yami I don't know what to do! There not supposed to be out/

//Call to the Dark Magician//

/What/

//Call to him, you're his master, he'll listen//

/Okay, I'll try/

Yuugi closed his eyes and tried to reach his favorite monster. Shockingly it worked.

+Hello Master+

/How many times must I ask you to call me Yuugi/ Yuugi giggled.

+Many times and it shall not work Master+

/Okay then, how did you get out of the card/

+This is a world of Magic Master, remember, the pictures move, I was a picture, but also a living thing, so I can get out of it+

/Oh… will you stop floating in air and come back to me then/

+Yes+

/Thank you/

From what Yuugi could see it looked like the Dark Magician was talking to the other monsters and all at once they came flying to their masters. The Blue Eyes and the Red Eyes flew a little above Seto and Jou and they held out the card that they were supposed to be on and the monsters went back into them. Yuugi's D.M bowed and went back into his card, Ryou patted his monster first and then did the same as Yuugi, Malik didn't want to put his away but did anyways.

The group looked around at the odd glances they were getting from other kids who were on the boats and Hagrid was looking back as well. Yuugi tried his best to curl into a small ball and Ryou as well, Malik gave them all death glares and so did Seto, Jou didn't really do anything.

.: Well isn't this year going to be as fun as hell :.

.:: Oh ya ::.

~*~ At the sorting ~*~

Jou was standing beside Seto when the professor asked them to pare up and get into a line. Yuugi was with Ryou and Malik was with some guy who he had to slap a few times, but other then that it was all good. They were walking between the tables of kids who were talking away, some of them stopped talking and looked at the three Hikari's with lust written plain as day in their eyes.  Yuugi shivered under their intense staring and looked at Ryou who looked just as uneasy.  Malik was to busy slapping the boy next to him to notice all the others.

The kids that sat at the table silenced as the new students lined up in front of a stool with a rather large, old looking pointed hat. Just then, the hat began to speak in rhyme.

In times of old when I was new

And Hogwarts barely started

The founders of our noble school

Thought never to be parted:

United by a common goal,

The had the selfsame yearning,

To make the world's best magic school

And pass along their learning.

"Together we will build and teach!"

The four good friends decided

And never did they dream that they

Might someday be divided,

For there are such friends anywhere

As Slytherin and Gryffindor?

Unless it was the second pair

Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?

So how could it have gone so wrong?

How could such friendship fail?

Why, I was there and so I tell

The whole sad, sorry tale.

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach those

Whose ancestry is purest.

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose

Intelligent is surest."

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those

With brave deeds to their name,"

Said Hufflepuff "I'll teach he lot,

And treat them al the same."

These differences cause little strife

When first the came to light,

For each of the four founders had

A house in which they might

Take only those they wanted, so,

For instance, Slytherin

Took only pure-blood wizards

Of great cunning, just like him,

And only those of sharpest mind

Were taught by Ravenclaw

While the bravest and the boldest

Went to daring Gryffindor.

Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,

And taught them all she knew,

Thus the House and their founders

Retained friendship firm and true

So Hogwarts worked in harmony

For several happy years

But discord crept among us

Feeding our faults and fears.

The houses that like pillars four,

Had once held up out school,

Now turn upon each other and,

Divided, sought to rule

And for awhile it seemed the school

Must meet an early end,

What with dueling and with fighting

And the clash of friend on friend

And at last there came a morning

When old Slytherin departed

And though the fighting then died out

He left us quite downhearted

And never since the founders four

Were whittled down to three

Have the Houses been united

As they once were meant to be.

And now the Sorting Hat is here

And you all know the score:

I sort you in to Houses

Because that is what I'm for,

But this year I'll go further,

Listen closely to my song:

Though condemned I am to split you

Still I worry that it's wrong,

Though I must fulfill my duty

And must quarter every year

Though I wonder whether sorting

May not bring the end I fear.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,

The warning history shows,

For our Hogwarts is in Danger

From external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her

Or we'll crumble from within

I have told you, I have warned you...

Let the sorting now begin.

(A/N:I got that from somewhere else, but it says Hogwarts so it's Hogwarts, meh)

"That…took…forever." Malik whispered into Yuugi and Ryou's ears. They were standing the whole time that hat talked and their legs were starting to hurt.

Yuugi shifted and jumped quite high when Professor McGonagall pulled out a long scroll and read off the names. "Benjamin O'Connell!" 

A rather petit boy with black hair and bright blue eyes came out of the crowd and sat on the stool. The hat thought for a moment before shouting out through a rip in the rim of the hat to place the boy in his house.  

"SLYTHERIN!"

"Daniel Good!"

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Eric Toms!"

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

"Lacey White!"

"RAVENCLAW!"

It went on like that for a wile until it was only the three Hikari's left. Yuugi looked at Ryou, then to Malik, then to Dumbledore who stood up and made his normal speech. "Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts. As you can see to my left, we have a new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Mike Black!"

The whole school erupted into cheers and shouts about hoping that he would break the record of only one year at Hogwarts. Professor Black looked at Yuugi and winked, then went back to looking at all the students.  Yuugi raised his eyebrows and his eyes widened slightly, did a teacher just wink at him?

/EW!!!/

//Hell ya! I'm going to KILL him//

/Okay, don't do that…//

"And as you can see, we have five late starters this year." Dumbledore said, motioning one hand towards Yuugi and his friends.

Yuugi felt slightly self conscious because all eyes were on him and his friends, people looked slightly alarmed at Seto and Jou because they had their arms wrapped around each other, but when they looked at him and Ryou and Malik, all he saw was lust. Yuugi took a small step back and bumped into Ryou who gave him a small smile and looked at professor McGonagall who called out the first name.

"Ryou, Bakura. Japan!"

Ryou took a deep breath, went up to the stool, and sat down. He put on the hat and heard a voice in his head, and it sure as hell was not Bakura's.

=Well isn't this interesting, two minds=

~~Got a problem with it hat~~

=No, no. Just not something you see every day, that is all=

~Umm, bagging your pardon, but uh, could you sort us now~

=Yes, yes. I can see that Ryou is it? Yes, you could go into Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. But this, Bakura? No, he belongs in Slytherin.  A great thief you are boy=

~~Don't call me boy, I'm about 4000 years your senior~~

=I do apologize. Ravenclaw or Slytherin… I know= the hat opened it's mouth but it didn't say anything. People were staring, wondering what was with the hat. Then it said, "GRYFFINDOR!"

The people at Gryffindor table cheered as Ryou hoped off the stool and sat beside Ron and looked up to the front.

~What happened with the hat?~

~~Malik was probably controlling it with that Item of his~~

~Oh~

"Jounuichi, Katsuya. Japan!"

The professor placed the hat on top of Jou's head and the Hat called out, "SLYTHERIN!" Jou looked surprised but went to the table, who was also cheering and clapping away.

"Seto, Kaiba!"

"SLYTHERIN!" Seto didn't look surprised at all, and he went and sat down beside Jou.

"Malik, Ishtar!"

=My, my. I'm getting quite an odd people today=

.:: Who the hell are you ::.

=I'm the hat=

.: It's a talking hat:.

.:: You can see into our minds can't you::.

=Yes=

.: Sucker :.

=And this is where I place you= "SLY-" The hat stopped in mid housing, then it started again, only in a different house, "GRYFFINDOR!"

Malik smirked at hoped off the stool and sat down beside Ryou, totally forgetting that he was wearing a skirt and slightly fell into his seat.

"Yuugi, Mutou. Japan!"

=Oh, a Pharaoh this time. It is an honor=

//Thank you//

=Many traits from each house I see here. Mainly Slytherin and Griffindor. But where do put you=

/Umm, how about Griffindor, I like that house/

=I guess that will do= "GRIFFINDOR!"

The people at Griffindor table erupted into applaud and whistles and shouts. Yuugi blushed and sat beside Hermoine.  He looked at Ryou and saw he was in a daze, he giggled, couldn't help but talk to that crazed Yami of his.

"Too bad Jou and Seto got put into Slytherin." Yuugi said, more talking to himself then anyone else.

"I can see Seto being put there, but Jou, probably before when he used to beet you up, but not now." Malik said.

Yuugi nodded and looked at his plate. "Is there supposed to be food or something."

"Let the Feast, Begin!" Dumbledore said, raising his hands in the air.

Yuugi looked back at Jou, saw his eyes light up like a light bulb when all the food appeared, and he could see Seto slap his hand to his head, and probably groaned.

Yuugi giggled and ate his own food.

~*~*~*~

Sorry this Chappie sucked! T_T

Last minute shout-outs

Kitty: Ya, flame all you want it's all going to Anzu because she annoys me…lol.

Nicky: You'll see a lot more of it, your going to go 'POOR YUUGI-KUN!' in my further chappies^_~

Ricky: You'll be surprised^_~

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