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Weather
We at the Daily Profit can tell the weather for two months,
one week, and three days in advance, but here's the weather
for the next week. We are pleased to say that we are accurate
99.9999 percent of the time.
Sunday: 54.5930125358923-7.5644.675percent chance of rain
in the afternoon, and then slightly cloudy because of migrating
puffskins pushing the clouds over.
Monday: A one percent chance that there will be rain, and the
Knight's Bus tells us that if there is, then they will be moving at
an incredibly dangerous (just kidding) speed of 539 miles per hour.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny apart from the puffskins migrating back
after their one day rest period.
Wednesday: Slight bit of sleet due to the puffskin's sneezing
habits after their short migration.
Thursday: As the puffskin's are over their cold, the weather is
unaffected by them today. There will be either snow or owl droppings,
I can't tell. It will be the Chudley Cannons' 112th anniversary of
their last win in the Quidditch league in 1892, and much fan/hate mail
going to them.
Friday: The puffskins will take an unexpected turn in their migration
pattern and be so exhausted that their heat will affect us, too.
Saturday: 70 percent chance of weather.