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Warning: This fic. Contains Yaoi. If you don't like it then don't read it. Do not flame me for Yaoi-ness because that's just dumb. Homophobes get the hell out of here!!

Pairings: Y/YY M/M R/B S/J (There will be a fling between characters. Thanks to Maruken for the idea^^)

~~Bakura to Ryou~~ ~Ryou to Bakura~ .:Malik to Marik:. .::Marik to Malik::.

Me: Do you want me to do a Ron/Hermione Pairing?

Jan: Onto the chapter!

~*~Chapter 6, You damn Pervert~*~

"Welcome back to your fifth year at Hogwarts. My name is Professor Black and I'm going to be your DADA teacher for this year." The professor said. "Now, for this class I'm going to pair you up with someone and you will be working with that person for three months, unless I choose to switch you."

Everyone in the class groaned.

Professor Black smiled. "Now, pairings will be, Ryou with Susanne. Ron with Pansy. Draco with Yuugi. Harry and Seto. Malik with Vince…" Professor went off naming all the pairings, most of the kids groaning with disgust.

"Okay, now find your partner and sit with each other please." Said the professor, still smiling.

Ryou sat next to a rather nice looking girl, he thought, with cute puffy cheeks and red hair. (A/N: She had red hair right?) He smiled kindly at her and held out his hand. "Hello, my name is Ryou Bakura from Gryffindor."

Susanne smiled back, "Hello, I'm Susanne Bones from Hufflepuff."

'I'll get along good with her.' Ryou thought.

Yuugi sat beside Draco and didn't say anything. Draco smirked.

"Hello Yuugi. I think we'll have a wonderful partnership, don't you think?" Draco half whispered.

Yuugi gave Draco a very bored look. "As long as you keep your damn hands to yourself and stop trying to seduce me, we'll be fine."

Draco open and closed his mouth, but couldn't think of anything to say. "Eh huh." Was all he could utter.

"And stop doing that, you look like a fish out of water."

Harry got along okay with Seto, he seemed like someone who loved to work and get everything right. He looked over at Yuugi and Draco. Yuugi looked bored and slightly annoyed, wile Draco was opening and closing his mouth. He chuckled.

"So… how do you know Yuugi?" Harry asked.

Seto sat back in his chair and thought for a moment, ignoring the complaints of other students to the teacher. "We used to be rivals." Came his simple answer.

"Really?" Harry asked. "How could you be rivals with him?"

"Simple, he always win's. Always." Seto said, flipping a page of a book he had just opened. "But the kid's got a good heart, always in the right damn place."

Harry, to say the least, was confused. "Umm… okay then."

Seto smirked. "You have a thing for him don't you. Only known the little brat for a short wile and you like him."

"I…guess…"

"You didn't really come across as Gay to me." Seto said, flipping another page.

"Neither did you." Harry said back. He twirled his quill in his fingers.

The blue eyed man shrugged. "No, I guess I wouldn't. I don't know why I'm with that mutt either, but you got to love him."

"You don't talk much do you?" Harry said.

"No, but you seem trust worthy enough."

Harry nodded and went back to paying attention to the new Professor.

~*~*~

After DADA and Charms, Yuugi was fuming. You could seriously see steam coming out of his ears.

"Umm… Yuugi are you okay?" Ryou asked.

"Oh yes, I'm just peachy!" Yuugi hissed.

"Okay, what the hell happened?" Malik asked. "Common spill."

"Draco! The stupid freak kept on trying to touch me! Making rood comments! The damn pervert! And he kept on looking at me, like he was undressing me in his head. Ra knows I want to shoot him."

Malik smiled. "Aww, Yuugi's finally thinking about killing people! We should throw a party!"

"He's in every bloody class with me too! The stupid….eh… perverted gay freak!" Yuugi yelled.

"Last I checked you were a faggot Yuugi." Ryou said.

Yuugi stomped into the great hall. "Shut-up." Yuugi sat down beside Hermione, Ryou sitting by Harry and Malik beside Ron on the other side. "What's up with this world? Is everyone going gay? It really seems like it. Oooh, I want to kill him. I think I will, I'll shove my knife through his head!"

Malik raised his eyebrows. "Man, he must've really pissed you off."

"He did! Ra I swear I'm going to shoot him when he talks to me again." Said Yuugi. He jabbed his fork into his salad and shoved it into his mouth.

Ryou took a sip of his orange Juice, and then spat it out, spraying it all over Ron. "Sorry! Oh Ra, I'm so sorry." He grabbed a napkin and handed it to Ron. "I'm so sorry."

"Uh, no it's okay." Ron said, wiping the juice off himself.

~Bakura!~

~~What? What did I do~~

~You keep those images to yourself until we get back to our room~

~~Your no fun, but you gotta admit, you look pretty damn good with a Cadbury cream egg~~

~….shush you….~

/I think I'm going to shoot that DADA teacher too…. He can die too/

//Are you feeling okay Hikari, I'm the one who's supposed to be making threats here//

/No!/

"So, what did Draco do?" Asked Harry.

"He's a damn pervert! He's worse then that teacher, I'm going to shoot them both." Yuugi hissed.

Hermione raised her eyebrows. "You're slightly more… evil then I would have guessed."

Yuugi nodded. "I'm sorry… it's just he's so….ugh!"

Ron laughed. "Now you're catching on."

~*~

Yuugi had Care of Magical Creatures next. Which he was happy to find out he had with Hermione and Jounouchi. They all stood together making conversation when Hagrid came out.

"G'afternoon class. Welcome to another year ah Hogwarts. I'm sure yeh all seen the new students righ ere--" Hagrid motioned to Yuugi and Jounouchi-- "An' I'd like all o'you ter welcome em ere. Today we'll be studying snakes called Egyptian Asp's. Ere' very poisonous so dun' get em' angry. Pair in three and come an' get one."

Jounouchi went to get the Asp, leaving Yuugi and Hermione behind. Yuugi shifted so he was leaning to his left.

"So, is that book your reading interesting?" Asked Yuugi.

"Oh yes. So far the unknown Pharaoh has taken on a new slave, look here." Hermione, who had been carrying the book around took it out and sat down on the grass to open it. She flipped through a few pages and settled on one. "Here, it says, 'I took a new slave today. He is filthy and smells. I sent him to the baths to get him clean; I'll not have a dirty person in my bed.'"

Yuugi giggled.

Hermione smiled, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "Look at this picture here," she pointed to a picture on the right side of the page. It was a picture taken from the Pharaoh's tomb. He had his head held high, wearing the double crown [1] of Egypt. There were hieroglyphics all over the place and on the bottom it showed a boy with messy dark hair and green eyes. Yuugi's brow furrowed. The pharaoh was no doubt Yami, Yuugi could tell by the hair, but who was the slave?

"The Pharaoh looks like you Yuugi." Hermione pointed out. "With the hair and all."

Yuugi nodded. "Yeah, he does."

/Who's that?/

//How should I know?//

/Because it's your tomb dummy/

//Err…. I really don't know who the kid is//

"Hey guys! I'm ba~ck!" Jounouchi called, the asp coiled around his arm. "This think is so cool!" The snake had black scales and gleaming dark eyes. Then it hissed something, Jou hissed right back at it. "Hmm… I didn't know snakes could talk, this world is so awesome!"

Hermione, for the most part, looked absolutely shocked. "You….you're…. You can…."

Jou blinked at her, and then looked at Yuugi. "Err, someone mind telling me what's going on? Hey, cool book. Isn't that Yam--"

Yuugi threw his shoe at him.

"Owe! What da heck was dat for?" Jou demanded, rubbing his head. The snake too was hissing at Yuugi.

Yuugi rolled his eyes. "You were rambling-- Hermione, are you okay? You kind of look like a….a thing."

Hermione shook her head. "Jou, I didn't know you were a Parseltongue."

"A who?" Jou asked, sitting down beside Yuugi, handing him back his shoe. The snake slithered downward and settled on his lap.

"A Parseltongue, a person who can speak to snakes." Hermione whispered.

Jou thought for a moment, and then laughed. "Neither did I, hell, I just thought it was some wizard thing an' that all you guys could do it."

Hermione shook her head. "It's extremely rare, the only other two people who can do it is Harry and …Voldemort."

"You say that name like it's evil or something." Yuugi said, petting the top of the snakes head.

"It is." She said, flipping another page of the book. "Oh wow…"

"What is it?" Yuugi asked.

"There's a spell in here, supposed to do immortality." She said.

Yuugi looked at it, and then started giggling. "Supposed to grant immortality huh?" Then he started laughing harder.

Hermione glared at him. "It is! The people who translated it are--"

"Completely wrong." Yuugi said smiling. He leaned back on his elbows and uncrossed his legs. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"Okay then, if you're so smart, what is it?" Hermione said.

/Okay now, what does it mean?/

//You don't know? I thought I taught you better then that//

/I know it's a recipe for some food, but I'm just not sure what kind of food/

Yami chuckled. //It's a recipe for stew//

Yuugi's smiled widened. "It's a recipe for stew."

Hermione started at him wide eyed, mouth in a thin line. There's no way! She thought, No way he would be able to read this, it's an ancient Egyptian text that's been lost. "You…how did you…."

"A friend taught me." Yuugi said, flipping his bangs out of his face.

Jou snorted. "Yeah, friend." He smiled at Yuugi. "Great friendship you guys have."

Hermione looked at Yuugi. "A girlfriend?"

"Err…. Something…like that." Yuugi said, scratching the back of his head. "I guess."

//I am _not_ the female in this relationship//

/Then who is?/

//You, your way more girlie then I am//

/I am not!/

//Yes you are don't deny it//

Yuugi mentally stuck his tongue out.

"Oh come off it Yuugi and just tell her." Jou said, playing with the snake. "She seems cools enough."

Yuugi sighed. "You're not a homophobic person are you?"

Hermione shook her head.

"If she was I'm sure she would've said something by now. I mean, common Yug, she was fine with me an Seto." Jou pointed out.

Yuugi nodded. "Okay, I have a boyfriend."

Hermione clapped and bounced a little. "That's so cute! I have nothing against it don't worry."

Yuugi sweat dropped. "Y-yeah…. Well anyways, he taught me."

"So, who was that evil dude you were talkin' bout before?" Jou asked. "That Voldie-freak thing."

Hermione laughed. "I'll tell you later, right now Hagrid's about to start the lesson." She motioned towards Hagrid and they all listened.

~*~

"What on bloody earth are you doing?" Malik asked. It was after dinner and Yuugi had invited Harry, Ron and Hermione to their dorm's to hang out. Ryou was currently trying to straighten Yuugi's hair with a straightening iron. "And I thought there was no electricity here."

Ryou giggled. "Trying to straighten Yuugi's hair so it'll go down instead of all spiked up. Hermione did a spell so it would work."

Hermione was sitting on the bed with Ryou and Yuugi wile Harry and Ron were on Ryou's bed doing homework.

"What about your homework?" Malik asked.

"I did all mine in History of Magic." Ryou said, brows furrowing at a little piece of hair that refused to go down.

"I did mine in Care of Magical Creatures and in Transfiguration." Yuugi said, blowing a piece of his bang over and over again.

Harry looked astonished. "How did you manage to do your homework in Transfiguration? That's impossible!"

"I did it when she was doing her work." Yuugi said simply. "And I had already mastered the task we had to do in the first five minutes of the class, so I had nothing else to do."

Harry blinked, shook his head and went back to his homework.

Hermione was still reading that book and Yuugi looked at it. "I'm guessing it's really good…would you mind if I took a look at it?"

"Hmm? Oh no, no go right ahead." Hermione said, passing the large book over to Yuugi.

Yuugi flipped a few pages of the book and settled on one. Ryou was reading it over his shoulder, then reached down and flipped the page over.

"Whoever translated this did a really horrible job…" Ryou muttered quietly.

"Let me see." Malik said, he looked over Yuugi's other shoulder and laughed. "Oh yes, absolutely horrible. You'd think wizard people would translate all this a lot better then any normal person would, but there worse!"

Hermione, to say the least, was again shocked. "_All_ of you can read this."

"More or less." Ryou said, smiling at her.

"How did you learn it?" Hermione asked.

"Family." Was Malik's response.

"Friend…thing…" was Ryou's.

~~Friend thing?~~

~Well I can't really tell them about you now can I~

~~Well… no but you _can_ say you boyfriend taught you~~

~If she brings it up again I will…~

~~Why not be straight up about it?~~

Ryou shrugged mentally, and accidentally physically as well.

"Friend thing?" Ron asked.

Ryou blushed, and then glared at another piece of Yuugi's hair. "Yuugi I'm about to kill your hair. Oh, yeah… a…umm…."

Malik rolled his eyes. "Ryou's lover."

"You have a girlfriend then?" Ron asked, slightly disappointed.

"Umm… sort of… I guess you could say a chick with a dick." Ryou said.

"You're dating a drag queen?!" Harry said.

Ryou, Malik and Yuugi started laughing like crazy with images of Bakura in a dress floating in their heads. Ryou imagined Bakura in something Anzu would wear. Malik imagined Bakura in Isis' outfit, and Yuugi thought of him in Mai's clothes. They all stopped for a second, looked at each other, and then started up again.

Hermione looked at Ryou and them like it was a frog dancing or something, same with Harry and Ron.

"Umm… are you quite all right?" Ron asked.

Once they had calmed down, though still laughing a bit.

"Could you imagine? Him as a drag? Oh Ra… we need to get him to do that!" Malik said, grinning like an idiot.

Yuugi giggled and shook his head, the half that was all straight flopping around and the side that was spiky waving around a little.

Ryou smiled at Harry. "No, he's not a drag queen."

"So… you have a boyfriend then?" Ron asked. "You're gay?"

Ryou nodded. "Hope it doesn't freak you out or anything, you seemed all right with Jou and Seto."

Ron shook his head. "No, I'm fine with it."

"You okay with it Harry?" Yuugi asked.

Harry nodded. "Fine with it."

"Good, because I have a boyfriend too." Yuugi said. Ryou continued straightening his hair.

"Me too." Malik said, raising his hand from where he was lying, which was currently on the floor.

"You can just call us your Fag friends." Ryou said, and they all laughed.

"I know this is a personnel question, but umm… have you guys you know… had sex yet?" Hermione asked. Harry and Ron stared open mouthed at her. "Oh stop it!"

"I have." Ryou said.

"Me too." Said Yuugi. Malik just started whistling. "He's not." They both said in unison.

"Hey, that made me sound like a slut!" Malik pouted.

Yuugi raised his eyebrows.

"Okay… like… hooker slut."

"Well, you still have sex a lot." Yuugi said. "May I emphasize on the a lot part."

"No, you may not."

"Well I am anyways." Yuugi said, smiling innocently. "So, Hermione, are you gunna inform me on that Voldie-dude now?"

"Umm, I guess." Then Hermione spoke and told them all about Voldemort, with the help of Harry and Ron of course.

~*~

"Okay, lemmie get this straight. This Voldie-whatever is some sort of freakish evil dude called the 'Dark Lord' and he's trying to kill Harry because he couldn't kill him when he was a little freak in dippers. He has a whole bunch of evil Death Eaters who obey everything he says. Ron's rat was some freak named Wormtail who works for this humongous shit. Sirius Black got accused of something he didn't do; wait… what does that have to do with this whole thing? Okay, now Harry's some war pawn in the old guy's (Dumbledore) plan to wipe this dude off the face of the earth?" Malik said, rather quickly.

"Umm… that about sums it up." Harry said.

"Oh! And that awesome scar of yours was from the old sonovabitch who killed your parents, and then you got stuck with abusive relatives?" Malik asked.

"Y-yeah…" Harry said, looking down.

Yuugi walked over to Harry, his hair now up in a high pony-tail, with his bangs straightened and curled lightly falling over his face. He draped an arm across Harry's shoulders. "It's okay; I know what it's like being an orphan."

Harry looked up at him. "Your parents died too?"

Yuugi nodded. "Yes, they did. But I ended up living with my grandpa."

"Okay, now you all have to tell us something about you!" Ron said. "And I've finally finished my homework!"

Ryou smiled. "When, and if we do tell you something about us, we have to be able to trust all of you fully. It's late anyways, and we all should be getting to bed." Ryou put his hair stuff away.

Ron was about to object but Hermione stood up and placed a hand on his arm and gave him a look that said, 'just shut up and leave it'

Ron gave her a look that said 'Please?'

Hermione raised her eyebrows, 'No'

Malik laughed. "You two dating or something, because you seem to have your sign language all sorted out there."

Hermione blushed, "No, of course not. Ron's my…rather odd friend."

"Uh huh, what ever you say." Malik said, standing up and going to his trunk which he hadn't unpacked yet. "We'll, if you don't mind were going to get changed and hit the sack, so, get."

Harry chuckled; he and Ron packed up their books, shoved them in their bags and left with Hermione to their own dorms. Yuugi sighed as he got out his pajamas and changed. Yami was currently sitting on the bed waiting for Yuugi to join him. When he did, Yami wrapped his strong arms around the petit boy and they both fell asleep almost instantly.

Ryou, however, was not so lucky.

"Bakura…" Ryou mumbled. "Bakura stop it."

Bakura, however, continued, slowly undoing the buttons on Ryou's pajama top.

Ryou grabbed Bakura's hand with his own and tossed them off to the side. But then he felt them again traveling his skin. Ryou, who was getting quite irritated, then smacked the hands away.

"Bakura, I'm bloody tired right now okay? Stop it." Ryou said quietly.

Bakura sighed and rolled his eyes. He was never going to get any action. He loved Ryou but six months without being laid was starting to get to him.

~*~

"Hey, Harry?" Ron asked. Harry and Ron were sitting out in the middle of the common room on the big chairs.

"Yeah?"

"Hey, would…umm…would you have guessed they were all queer?" Ron finally said. "I mean, they look rather girlie and sort of act girlie but would you actually think they were gay?"

Harry thought for a moment. "Well… I guess so. I don't know. Why do you have something against it Ron?"

"That's just it! I don't care."

"Oh….kay… then what's the problem?" Harry was just a bit confused.

Ron shrugged. "I don't know mate, just…Ryou having a boyfriend an' all… just kind of gets to me."

Harry raised an eyebrow. "You a fag mate?"

Ron's eyes widened. "N-no! Of course not! How could you even ask such a question, I mean, I got nothing against them but…"

"It's okay Ron, me an' Hermione wont like you any less if you are. It really doesn't matter." Harry said, giving Ron a reassuring smile. "Really, it's okay."

Ron looked at Harry, and then sighed. "Merlin… George and Fred are gunna have fun with this when they find out."

Harry laughed.

~*~

[1] The double crown means that the Pharaoh rules both Lower and Upper Egypt.

Me: That was 9 pages! Yay!! I'm not sure if it's my longest but w/e, I'm proud of it!

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Me: Oh, and sorry I haven't been updating, I've started studying for Exams in 6 weeks so….yeah. ^_^ I'll be updating a lot more after exams... Mainly because it's summer vacation in 6 weeks… or something like that. But I'm tired, so I'm going to bed. Remember… wait… how many reviews is it until I update? Oh hell, who cares, I'll update anyways. Haha.

Choices for next chapter.

A. Hermione will find out about the Yamis

B. No one will find out

C. The Yami's will go out around on their own and get into some trouble

D. Harry, Ron and Hermione get private lessons in DADA from Sirius Black, the Hikari's walk in accidentally and all their fears get revealed.

E. Yuugi gets a letter that his Grandpa is very, very sick and has to go back home, taking Ryou, Malik, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Seto and Jou with him. (They'd only be there for about 2 weeks or so)

iiYami to Hikari Forever!!