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Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Have you ever wondered how we came up with the idea of
our beans? Well, it all started when Bertie Bott felt that he would
love to be able to taste anything he wanted to, and in a convenient
way. Actually, he always did have this problem with licking every-
thing he passed… Anyway, he then decided to harness all of the
energy (with an unknown charm) and compact it all within the shell
of a small bean shape.
He took tastes from various items, of course. He tried rock,
then cloud, then booger (as I found out in the dictionary is known
as a piece of dried nasal mucus c(=). He seemed to rather enjoy
eating them at regular intervals, sometimes throwing up.
Now we take after Bertie's example, except for trying the beans
ourselves. But, we seem to be unable to decide which flavor should
come next. We have decided to let you, yes you, standing by the
counter, take the responsibility in casting your own vote for what is
to come next. The flavors are listed below.
Worm: We here that it tastes like turkey, though.
Parchment: What do you think?
A leaf from a tree after a puffskin sneezed on it, transfigured
it into a mouse, who ran around in the rain and slipped
several times: Just what it sounds like.
To cast your vote, simply submit a review, and after about one to
two more sections of the Daily Prophet, we will announce the results of
the next Bertie Bott's Flavor!