I'm back! Anyway I have a very good excuse I spent a lot of time in an insane asylum because my Tiny Boomerang drove me to insanity and one day when I was innocently reviewing one of The Random Queen's fanfics I broke down cuz the scroll button broke.
Tiny Boomerang: *whispers* The chapter ended.
Me: What was that?
Tiny Boomerang: Nothing
Me: Right anyway last time I believe we met Yoshi the no memory guy, not to be confused with the green dinosaur from Mario games.
Tiny Boomerang: You're avoiding it again
Me: Why I have no clue what your talking about.
Tiny Boomerang: *points to screen of a another fanfic directly to the disclaimer thing*
Me: I don't see it
Tiny Boomerang: *looks at Lost Darkness who has her hands covering her eyes* Try taking your hands off of your eyes.
Me: What hands?
Tiny Boomerang: *Pries hands away from face and forces Lost Darkness to look at screen*
Me: No anything but that
Tiny Boomerang: You don't got a choice.
Me: Here it goes
Disclaimer: I do not own Pancakes
Tiny Boomerang: No
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Dogs
Tiny Boomerang: Jeez My owner's so weak that she can't even say it
Me: *flames coming off body* WEAK?
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN INU-YASHA AND COMPANY
Tiny Boomerang: Good Girl
Me: Hey you tricked me
Tiny Boomerang: It's my job
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"So where we going?" Yoshi asked for about the fiftieth time that day.
Inu-Yasha twitched. "That's must be the hundredth time he's asked that."
"Fiftieth." Miroku stated.
"You say that like you've been counting." Sango said.
"I have." Miroku said proudly and taking on this moment of pride, Miroku's natural urges emerged.
""HENTAI!" Sango screamed as she slapped Miroku across the face. Miroku's face showed nothing but pure pleasure.
Yoshi once again asked where they were going.
"That does it I'll kill him." Inu-Yasha said in frustration as he dove for the innocent man.
"Inu-Yasha sit.' Kagome said as a very unhappy Inu hanyou fell straight down into the ground. Shippo snickered
"Shut up you runt." Inu-Yasha grumbled as he got up.
"Kagome!" Shippo whined.
"Inu-Yasha leave Shippo alone." Kagome instructed.
Yoshi once again asked where they were going. One glare from Kagome stopped Inu-Yasha from straggling the 'innocent' man. Kagome sighed and reached into her pocket (I don't care what you say this is my fanfic and if I say she has a pocket then she has a pocket), she pulled out a piece of paper and wrote something on it with a pen, which she also pulled out from her pocket, and wrote something on it then gave it to Yoshi.
"What good's that gonna do? He already has tons of papers in his pockets?" Inu-Yasha said smugly.
"Not pick ones." Kagome retorted.
Inu-Yasha was about to say something when Miroku stopped him.
"Do you really think you'll win this one?" He asked his friend.
Inu-Yasha just kept walking ignoring the question and trying to save what dignity he had left by doing so. Inu-Yasha sped up and ran ahead of all of them ( it is strongly believed that this was done so as he didn't say something he'd regret later.) And so this is how they went for around three hours. They'd started walking through a forest, with Inu-Yasha still far ahead. Then he heard Kagome's scream then he heard Sango's scream not too long afterward. He ran back as fast as he could to find Kagome on one side of the road with Yoshi and Miroku and Sango looking in a bush. Miroku had a red, hand shaped mark on his cheek. It was plain to see why Sango had screamed.
"What happened?' Inu-Yasha inquired.
"I believe the Lady Kagome saw the bush move." Yoshi stated.
"You actually remember that?" Inu-Yasha asked amazed.
"No, Lady Kagome reminded me right before you got here." Yoshi replied.
Inu-Yasha sweat dropped. (Yoshi has Kagome's name written on his hand) He leaned over the bush next to Miroku and Sango. Miroku's hand began to wander over dangerous territory. Inu-Yasha slowly turned to Miroku and gave him a look that got Miroku to immediately withdraw his hand. Suddenly the bush shook again. Everyone got their weapons ready and backed away expecting a giant demon. Inu-Yasha had the Tetsusaiga ready, Miroku had his hand over his beads, and Sango had her boomerang ready. At that moment a bunny jumped out of the bushes and hopped along. Everybody face faulted. When they got up they heard an evil laugh behind them and a gut in a baboon pelt swooped behind them, grabbed Kagome, and went off laughing evilly.
"KAGOME!" Inu-Yasha yelled and started to run after them when a ton of demons stepped out of the trees.
Then there was evil girly cackling and Kagura walked out from behind a tree.
"Imagine being tricked by a rabbit." She said.
The demons attacked. Inu-Yasha swung the Tetsusaiga, and Sango threw her boomerang. Miroku was about to pull the bead thing off of his arm when a ton of those wasp things appeared. Yoshi's face went from the confused face it used to be to a serious one, he started to chant words unknown to the rest of the people.
"No what are you doing?' Kagura screamed at Yoshi.
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I know its short but oh well get over it cuz I like it and well that's too bad for you. Okay *clears throat and in announcer type voice talks* What will happen to Kagome, Will Inu-Yasha and the gang escape alive and what in the world is Yoshi doing? Tune in next time for Fate's Desire and Review otherwise there won't be a next time. Now accepting anonymous reviews