It's all made up, I know c(=
I've had difficulties with the internet lately, hence the reason I hadn't posted (Sorry!)
Mishap at Muggle Workplace
By: Ministry Writer
Apparently Muggles have things called "drills", which
help them automatically turn in screws. At a Muggle work-
place called Grunnings, which makes these "drills", has had
much confusion due to the cause of enchanted "drills."
Somebody (we are not sure whom, yet) decided that it
would be fun to watch about the whole place of Muggles run
around in chaos. All that was seen of this person is his feet,
because he used a invisibility cloak to go around unseen. This
has infuriated the workers on the case, and will not help us in
any way at all.
How did the Muggles react? We have some exclusive
interviews here with them!
Q: What happened?
A: (Vernon Dursley) They were everywhere! They destroyed
Everything! They were chasing me! They..……..
(Sorry, we had to modify his memory.)
So, if ever you have the urge to have fun by charming
items and letting them wreak havoc among Muggles, but want
to stay unseen all the while, and let the Ministry members go
crazy while they try and track you down and uncharm the objects
and modify Muggle memories, please be so kind as to alert the
Ministry of your urgebeforehand. (you will not be harmed much)