Ministry Officials Finally Let Loose Secrets
The Ministry of Magic has been keeping many secrets from the
public for years. They have now finally released the truth in order to
keep ongoing rumors at bay.
"We don't want the rumors to seem as real as the truth," states
Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic. "People just keep hearing lies until
they don't believe anything else."
One of the many carefully let out "truths" is that there is indeed
something called the Crumple-Horned-Snorkack in existence. A creature
talked about much in the Quibbler, being in the Quibbler has made it
seem un-real. It looks to be a mix of a muggle rhinoceros, giraffe, and
salmon, with what seems to be a unicorn horn on top. Many a people
have gone looking for them, only to be charmed by the animals to make
them forget that they ever saw them.
Another of them many secrets is that Sirius Black is not a singer,
and also not a criminal. It has been two years already that the Ministry
has known this, but have not let go in fear that they would look stupid.
After a while, they thought that it would be easier to just let the public
think what they wanted.
But, as according to the Minister, Sirius was
actually the victim. Peter Pettigrew was actually the one who let out
the Potters' whereabouts to the dark side, and escaped by faking his
death by changing into a rat after he fired a spell that killed twelve
people at once. Records say that Pettigrew is still on the loose, and
has replaced the search of Sirius Black with himself.
If you would like to find out about more new information, there
will be more printed next week.