I never knew it could happen. But, alas, I am writing a second chapter to this… story… yeah. Not much to say right now, except that I am actually not delirious this time. ::audience gasps:: I know. Strange, huh?

Lamps Blowing Up in People's Houses

Part 2

…Yes…

Inu-Yasha has a turkey named Norman. Norman is a samurai. Sess is jealous of Inu-Yasha because his own pet, Veronica the hamster, died because Mr. Snuffles, Inu-Yasha's 87-year-old dog, ate her. Sess vows vengeance via marshmallows.

One day, while Kikyo is using her limbs to make a fire for the cookout she was holding, Kaede decides that this is a good time to show off her hula-dancing skills at the cookout. She does so, and Miroku, who is now in his human form, is blinded.

Suddenly, they turn and discover that Kagome is a carrot. Inu-Yasha does not see this and begins to chew on her. Kagome, seeing that her legs are being gnawed off, screams, "I WANT A PONY!!" in order to get Inu-Yasha's attention. Alas, this fails.

Sango finds a lamp in her hair. Shippo, wanting reading light for the book he was reading, turns it on, thus setting Sango's hair on fire. Shippo nods and says, "With my trusty Sango Lamp, I can read whenever I want." Shippo does not notice the screams from Sango behind him.

Sango, her hair now nothing but a wisp of ash, goes over to Random Person Number One, and asks with a solemn face, "Do you know how to make green Jell-O?" Random Person Number One looks at her and replies, "Do you know where my elephant went?" Sango nods and points to Inu-Yasha, who is still gnawing on Kagome the carrot.

Then, out of nowhere, Sessho-Maru runs around the group with pocky, proclaiming that he is the prettiest butterfly. Inu-Yasha stops gnawing on the Kagome-carrot and nods sagely. "Sessho-Maru IS the prettiest butterfly," Inu-Yasha decides and then begins to preach this to others.

Haku, from Spirited Away, comes up with paper-machet wings attached to his back and says, "I AM THE PRETTIEST BUTTERFLY!!!"

Sessho-Maru turns, growls, and then says, "You are not the prettiest butterfly!! You sir, are a wad of pork chops!" Haku is offended and charges at Sessho-Maru like a bull, his paper-machet wings now crumpled to use for his ears.

Naraku is walking in the park with his pet monkey Bobo. However, Bobo and Naraku are felled because they fall into a random hole in the ground. Inu-Yasha sees them fall, and goes over to the lip of the hole where Naraku and Bobo are trying to get out.

"Help me!' Naraku pleads, holding out his hand for Inu-Yasha to grab, to which Inu-Yasha looks at. He then smiles, and hands Naraku a piece of broken string. "Get out soon and let the mud pies guide you." Naraku looks at the string, and then throws it to Bobo, who in turn uses it to tie his tail up. Naraku, depressed at his predicament, turns to a corner and cries. He then proclaims, "I shell never see my collection of Mighty Muffins ever again."

Sango, now sad for her lack of hair, goes over to the blind Miroku for help. "I lost all my hair, Miroku! Can you help me please?" Miroku nods, and pours water over her head. Since she is a chia pet, it grows back.

Sessho-Maru and Haku, engrossed ion an epic battle for the title "The Prettiest Butterfly" decide that fist fighting will not do the job. So, they conclude that they should have a battle of talent. Haku goes into his bat cave to ponder and Sessho-Maru comes out with his energy whip.

"I am going to have synchronized swimmers while I do my ribbon dance," he explains, warming for his routine. Then, the battle begins.

Meanwhile, Naraku farted. Bobo, unable to stand the horrid stench, dies. Naraku is sad. He then uses poor Bobo as a ladder and climbs out, suddenly realizing that there was a ladder to his back. He curses, and goes and gets a snow cone.

During this, Kagome is trying to free herself from the cursed carrot body. Inu-Yasha, since he has left on a pilgrimage, has not been able to chew on her. She wriggles around to find Kaede, still in her hula outfit. Kagome screams in mental agony, and Kaede looks down and smiles.

"I am your fairy godfather!" she proclaims and whips out her trusty magic wand, which is in fact a Twizzler. She then begins to sing her magic spell. "Ramen pizza, chicken pocky, all those great snacks in the lobby! Ravioli, big canoli, broken lunch box, have no money!"

Then, as a result of the spell, Kagome transforms into a slug. She curses her predicament and then goes out to chew on beaver tails.

Shippo, the Tai-Kuan-Cheese master, approaches the dueling Sessho-Maru and Haku, for they remind him of when he was a little girl. (o.O) In his nostalgia, he doesn't notice Sessho-Maru's energy whip and gets catapulted into space, where he landed on Saturn. "What a lovely place," he said as the aliens are about to shoot him.

Meanwhile, back on earth, Sango's headlamp explodes again, making her hair burn up again. She curses the headlamp and goes out for chicken.

The end.

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I wish to thank Krinda-chan for inspiration on this chapter… yes. Believe it or not, no drugs, sugars, or illnesses were used to influence the writing of this chapter. Just good old insanity and talk of anime.

Beware of barns.

Ja ne!