LINK & Elena? Part II
LINK & Elena? Part 2
Link's got soul or a club!
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Hylian (herself with pointed ears). This segment is just a fucking piece of crap! ( Elena I heard that and you'll pay fairy) and as for Ivan he ate the army and me. Just kidding on eating me, it was Tatl!
Ivan: Burp!
Link: Er. I wish was Navi and Tatl!
Elena: Good boy!
Zelda: Cool! Now I finally can have a smart army of women who like Link.
Link: Faints
10 years later
Link: Hello I'm Adult Link from Soul Calibur 2 (SC 2) and I'm HOT. Wait a minute, I already said that?
Elena: Duh, I should say that Link likes to repeat himself. (Oh I'm still 17. Link is now 21, cause I say so. Bloom he is and is married to Zelda by me. HEE hee.)
Link: I do not.
Elena: Do too.
Link: I do not.
Elena: Do too.
Link: I do not.
Elena: Do too.
Link: I do not.
Elena: Oh, I see, hero, that I'm right again Mr. Repeat and oh Do too.
Link: What? oh, Farore tricked again! Any so do you and don't call me that.
Elena: Mr. Repeat or hero?! Link: Both.
Elena: Okay someone is listening to every word we say, again Link.
Link: Din they found us.
Elena: Who found us.
She turns around to see (agggh) a whole army of girls who ever had a crush on Link with Zelda in lead followed by all girls in SC 2
Link is frozen with fear.
Elena: Wake up Link!
She slaps him.
They are in Hyrule Castle having a tea party with friends and yes they are all girls (Link needs some friends who are boys) all the girls do is talk about you guess it Link. Link was so bored he fell asleep.
Link: Uh. Oh thank the gods it was a dream.
Elena: Who says it was a dream ? The whole thing happen yesterday. Sorry you talked in your sleep. Also I was asleep too and dreamed the same dream.
Zelda: No that's a normal day for Mr. Hero here. I feel asleep too.
Saria: Me too!
Malon: Me too!
God knows how many girls: Me too!
Link: Kill me now, please.
Navi: That's it Link we are going to get you some boyfriends!
Link: Noooo! I hate dating boys. I'm not gay.
Elena: She means boys who are just friends, Link.
Link: Oh.
Navi: Your dress, tights, ponytail, hat, earrings and name says other wise.
Link: I'm not gay! It's 1. a tunic 2.a leggings 3. so I have long hair 4. they're man's hoop earrings 5. Link is a good name!
Elena: She means Mr. Zelda Hyrule.
Zelda: Let's just look, Mr. No Triforce of Wisdom. I mean Mr. Hyrule!
Elena: Reminder they're married Link and Zelda.
Link: Don't call me stupid or gay.
Malon: Let's go fairy boy, to find another boy.
Link: It all sounds gay to me.
All girls slap him that's (God knows how many girls by the way)
3 weeks later
Link is the hospital. He has just woken from a coma from being slapped God knows how many girls. Meanwhile he is being visited by an old Kafei (He is Link's friend after all)
Link: Where have you been besides my Zora, Deku, Oni and Goron counter parts? You're about only guys I talk to.
Kafei: Trying to steal the ladies from you.
Link: What?!
Kafei: Common you're are our hero to both male and female alike. I'm glad Anju doesn't like you.
Link: What are you kidding me? Anju is one of vice-presidents of the ILLC (I Love Link Club)
Kafei: What the? Anju is?
Anju comes into the room seeing Link defending himself attacks from Kafei
Anju: I love Link, cause you're the reason me and you, Kafei are together.
Kafei: Sorry Link.
Link: That's okay. I can't believe you forgot I'm the reason...
Kafei: Link run!
Link: Why?
Kafei: Cause Anju brought her friends the whole ILLC with her.
Anju: Get Link girls!
Link: Oh Gods why me?! Kafei: Yeah why you?
Elena like a horserace a (she is sometimes an Unicorn after all) (Oh she's apart of ILLC) :The Goddesses (presidents of ILLC) are in the lead followed by Zelda then it's Malon, no wait then its Saria! What race this going to be a great race folks! A great race!
Link: Oh that's why.
Kafei: Whoa that's something you don't see every day!
Link hops out of bed and then whips out his OOT.
Link: (Plays song of Soaring) Bye freaks! (and disappears in a blur of feathers)
Girls rush to collect Link's feathers.
Navi: The end for now.
Next Part: The Letter
LINK & Elena? Part 2
Link's got soul or a club!
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Hylian (herself with pointed ears). This segment is just a fucking piece of crap! ( Elena I heard that and you'll pay fairy) and as for Ivan he ate the army and me. Just kidding on eating me, it was Tatl!
Ivan: Burp!
Link: Er. I wish was Navi and Tatl!
Elena: Good boy!
Zelda: Cool! Now I finally can have a smart army of women who like Link.
Link: Faints
10 years later
Link: Hello I'm Adult Link from Soul Calibur 2 (SC 2) and I'm HOT. Wait a minute, I already said that?
Elena: Duh, I should say that Link likes to repeat himself. (Oh I'm still 17. Link is now 21, cause I say so. Bloom he is and is married to Zelda by me. HEE hee.)
Link: I do not.
Elena: Do too.
Link: I do not.
Elena: Do too.
Link: I do not.
Elena: Do too.
Link: I do not.
Elena: Oh, I see, hero, that I'm right again Mr. Repeat and oh Do too.
Link: What? oh, Farore tricked again! Any so do you and don't call me that.
Elena: Mr. Repeat or hero?! Link: Both.
Elena: Okay someone is listening to every word we say, again Link.
Link: Din they found us.
Elena: Who found us.
She turns around to see (agggh) a whole army of girls who ever had a crush on Link with Zelda in lead followed by all girls in SC 2
Link is frozen with fear.
Elena: Wake up Link!
She slaps him.
They are in Hyrule Castle having a tea party with friends and yes they are all girls (Link needs some friends who are boys) all the girls do is talk about you guess it Link. Link was so bored he fell asleep.
Link: Uh. Oh thank the gods it was a dream.
Elena: Who says it was a dream ? The whole thing happen yesterday. Sorry you talked in your sleep. Also I was asleep too and dreamed the same dream.
Zelda: No that's a normal day for Mr. Hero here. I feel asleep too.
Saria: Me too!
Malon: Me too!
God knows how many girls: Me too!
Link: Kill me now, please.
Navi: That's it Link we are going to get you some boyfriends!
Link: Noooo! I hate dating boys. I'm not gay.
Elena: She means boys who are just friends, Link.
Link: Oh.
Navi: Your dress, tights, ponytail, hat, earrings and name says other wise.
Link: I'm not gay! It's 1. a tunic 2.a leggings 3. so I have long hair 4. they're man's hoop earrings 5. Link is a good name!
Elena: She means Mr. Zelda Hyrule.
Zelda: Let's just look, Mr. No Triforce of Wisdom. I mean Mr. Hyrule!
Elena: Reminder they're married Link and Zelda.
Link: Don't call me stupid or gay.
Malon: Let's go fairy boy, to find another boy.
Link: It all sounds gay to me.
All girls slap him that's (God knows how many girls by the way)
3 weeks later
Link is the hospital. He has just woken from a coma from being slapped God knows how many girls. Meanwhile he is being visited by an old Kafei (He is Link's friend after all)
Link: Where have you been besides my Zora, Deku, Oni and Goron counter parts? You're about only guys I talk to.
Kafei: Trying to steal the ladies from you.
Link: What?!
Kafei: Common you're are our hero to both male and female alike. I'm glad Anju doesn't like you.
Link: What are you kidding me? Anju is one of vice-presidents of the ILLC (I Love Link Club)
Kafei: What the? Anju is?
Anju comes into the room seeing Link defending himself attacks from Kafei
Anju: I love Link, cause you're the reason me and you, Kafei are together.
Kafei: Sorry Link.
Link: That's okay. I can't believe you forgot I'm the reason...
Kafei: Link run!
Link: Why?
Kafei: Cause Anju brought her friends the whole ILLC with her.
Anju: Get Link girls!
Link: Oh Gods why me?! Kafei: Yeah why you?
Elena like a horserace a (she is sometimes an Unicorn after all) (Oh she's apart of ILLC) :The Goddesses (presidents of ILLC) are in the lead followed by Zelda then it's Malon, no wait then its Saria! What race this going to be a great race folks! A great race!
Link: Oh that's why.
Kafei: Whoa that's something you don't see every day!
Link hops out of bed and then whips out his OOT.
Link: (Plays song of Soaring) Bye freaks! (and disappears in a blur of feathers)
Girls rush to collect Link's feathers.
Navi: The end for now.
Next Part: The Letter