LINK & Elena? Part III
LINK & Elena? Part III The Letter
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Hylian (herself with pointed ears).
Link (who warped to his wife's house... Zelda): Nav go away I'm busy Kissing Zelda!
ZElda pulls Link back into a kiss and sends Navi the finger!
Me (Links guardian angle) seeing Link and Zelda distress press Plan B On her anti-Navi machine.
Navi: Now aagghhh I'm going into a time warp!
Me: Bye Navi have fun bugging another Link and Zelda!
Link and Zelda throw me out and start to really make out!
Me: Like you care if you do act of love front of me! Hope you, Link get pregnant Zelda!
I follow Navi in time.
Hundreds of years later
Link: Hello 1. I'm 12?, 2. Link form Wind Waker (WW) and 3. HOW(Hero of Winds). Wait a minute, my, er, copy or predecessor already said that? Wait a minute, I can speak?
Elena: Yes he short of did before he did it with Zelda. Yes it's the same spell as the last Link. I'm still 17. Welcome back to LINK & Elena?
Link: Who are you taking to?
Me (Elena): No one.
Link: So?
Me:...........
Link: HOW( It's a joke) are you?
Me: ............cough, loser............
Link: Er? You aren't talking to me? Are you? You'll cause I'm no loser!
Me: Just read this and you'll understand and I'm taking to no one. That includes you HOW!
Link: IT's one of those, WW stinks cause it's Cel-da, letters to NP from 2 years ago!
Me: Yeah I wrote for fun when I was 15. I never sent it. It made my whole school laugh, cause it makes fun of those type of letters. It's not true I think you're a loser but a cute loser in a lobster shirt.
Link: It's a crayfish.
Me: Just teasing ya. Go on read it.
Link begins to read:
May 28, 2002 Dear Nintendo Power,
Thank you for years of helping The Legend of Zelda, Mario, and other Nintendo games. I'm a 15 years old who loves to play Zelda. Epona is my favorite character because I love horses. Link is my second. My brother ( Thomas, 21) use to subscribe to you years ago. He has issues 1-80. I on the other hand have one issue, #144. I bought it because it had Link on the cover. I have four player's guide ( which I buy / look at after I complete the game). Three of them are Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Oracle of Seasons / Ages. The last one is Pokémon: Crystal. I have a lot of games in my family, but only own seven: Five Zeldas: A Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons, and Oracle of Ages. The two others are Pokémon: Crystal and Dr. Mario.
My favorite out of those is Majora's Mask, but my all time favorite is Ocarina of Time. which my brother has. He has the first Zelda too, (we share the second: The Adventure of Link). Together we own all the Zelda games, and I've beaten them all, many times. By the way my first game Sesame Street when I was 4 years old. I didn't start playing Zelda until when I was eight. I love Ocarina of Time. It's the best one which is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than the Gamecube one. That's on pictures alone. Don't get me started on the other things. I use to be afraid of Zelda and hated it, until Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time. Don't have the Gamecube Link ever again. This game will be the worst. Your best was Oracle of Seasons / Ages Link. I know you wanted it to be more cartoony( the Gamecube one), but please it's weird, scary,ugly, and like Ganon instead of the loving, caring, handsome, cute, and Hero of Time Link. I'm begging you, change the Link.!
Your Friend, Maria Elena
P.S.- Epona rocks with Yoshi. I love him too. Could you send me copy of your reply? Thank-you. Have a great day! Also my favorite Link is the young one from Ocarina of Time. I love to draw Zelda too.
Link starts to cry, so do I. Me: Sorry Link, so sorry I did for a laugh.
Aryll comes in and hits me in the head with her telescope.
Link: Aryll!!
Aryll: What that was insulting you Big brother!
Me: Owww, that's it. Oh, ILLC (I Love Link Club) get Link!
Link and Aryll:$%$$($%(&%
God knows how many girls come to get him
Link's grandma (Yep she's a member): Wash? Watch your mouth, Link and Aryll!
Navi that's it It's over Me: So Strong Bad.
The end for now .. to be cont. P.S. Please R&R... Read and Review. Thanks.
Next Part: Another Zelda and Link!
LINK & Elena? Part III The Letter
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Hylian (herself with pointed ears).
Link (who warped to his wife's house... Zelda): Nav go away I'm busy Kissing Zelda!
ZElda pulls Link back into a kiss and sends Navi the finger!
Me (Links guardian angle) seeing Link and Zelda distress press Plan B On her anti-Navi machine.
Navi: Now aagghhh I'm going into a time warp!
Me: Bye Navi have fun bugging another Link and Zelda!
Link and Zelda throw me out and start to really make out!
Me: Like you care if you do act of love front of me! Hope you, Link get pregnant Zelda!
I follow Navi in time.
Hundreds of years later
Link: Hello 1. I'm 12?, 2. Link form Wind Waker (WW) and 3. HOW(Hero of Winds). Wait a minute, my, er, copy or predecessor already said that? Wait a minute, I can speak?
Elena: Yes he short of did before he did it with Zelda. Yes it's the same spell as the last Link. I'm still 17. Welcome back to LINK & Elena?
Link: Who are you taking to?
Me (Elena): No one.
Link: So?
Me:...........
Link: HOW( It's a joke) are you?
Me: ............cough, loser............
Link: Er? You aren't talking to me? Are you? You'll cause I'm no loser!
Me: Just read this and you'll understand and I'm taking to no one. That includes you HOW!
Link: IT's one of those, WW stinks cause it's Cel-da, letters to NP from 2 years ago!
Me: Yeah I wrote for fun when I was 15. I never sent it. It made my whole school laugh, cause it makes fun of those type of letters. It's not true I think you're a loser but a cute loser in a lobster shirt.
Link: It's a crayfish.
Me: Just teasing ya. Go on read it.
Link begins to read:
May 28, 2002 Dear Nintendo Power,
Thank you for years of helping The Legend of Zelda, Mario, and other Nintendo games. I'm a 15 years old who loves to play Zelda. Epona is my favorite character because I love horses. Link is my second. My brother ( Thomas, 21) use to subscribe to you years ago. He has issues 1-80. I on the other hand have one issue, #144. I bought it because it had Link on the cover. I have four player's guide ( which I buy / look at after I complete the game). Three of them are Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Oracle of Seasons / Ages. The last one is Pokémon: Crystal. I have a lot of games in my family, but only own seven: Five Zeldas: A Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons, and Oracle of Ages. The two others are Pokémon: Crystal and Dr. Mario.
My favorite out of those is Majora's Mask, but my all time favorite is Ocarina of Time. which my brother has. He has the first Zelda too, (we share the second: The Adventure of Link). Together we own all the Zelda games, and I've beaten them all, many times. By the way my first game Sesame Street when I was 4 years old. I didn't start playing Zelda until when I was eight. I love Ocarina of Time. It's the best one which is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than the Gamecube one. That's on pictures alone. Don't get me started on the other things. I use to be afraid of Zelda and hated it, until Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time. Don't have the Gamecube Link ever again. This game will be the worst. Your best was Oracle of Seasons / Ages Link. I know you wanted it to be more cartoony( the Gamecube one), but please it's weird, scary,ugly, and like Ganon instead of the loving, caring, handsome, cute, and Hero of Time Link. I'm begging you, change the Link.!
Your Friend, Maria Elena
P.S.- Epona rocks with Yoshi. I love him too. Could you send me copy of your reply? Thank-you. Have a great day! Also my favorite Link is the young one from Ocarina of Time. I love to draw Zelda too.
Link starts to cry, so do I. Me: Sorry Link, so sorry I did for a laugh.
Aryll comes in and hits me in the head with her telescope.
Link: Aryll!!
Aryll: What that was insulting you Big brother!
Me: Owww, that's it. Oh, ILLC (I Love Link Club) get Link!
Link and Aryll:$%$$($%(&%
God knows how many girls come to get him
Link's grandma (Yep she's a member): Wash? Watch your mouth, Link and Aryll!
Navi that's it It's over Me: So Strong Bad.
The end for now .. to be cont. P.S. Please R&R... Read and Review. Thanks.
Next Part: Another Zelda and Link!