LINK & Elena? Part IV
LINK & Elena? Part 4
Another Zelda and Link
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Hylian (herself with pointed ears). This segment is just a fucking piece of shit. ( Elena I heard again that and you'll pay fairy again) and as for now it's pay back for making Link cry.
Me: NOOOO! No I'm not waiting for Link to be not Cel-da! Next game is like OOT or else I kill!!!
Link and Tetra: We hate you and won't speak to you.
4 years into the future.
We walk to see Link is kissing Tetra,er Zelda, his girlfriend
Me: Opps loser busy I see with Zelda so I wonder HOW that happen. Link you are not even HOT.
Link: Hello! 1. I'm 16?, 2. Link from Wind Waker 2 (WW2) and 3. HOW (Hero of Winds). Wait a minute, Why I am talking to you Elena. I'm pissed even after 4 years! Your letter was very hurtful. Zelda my love says you ruin my look. I'm now handsome and to die for like the HOT one. Oh Nintendo ( Leave Luck to Heaven that what it means I think) says you're a bitch.
Zelda: We (me and Link) still won't talk to you!
Navi: Due to lack of knowage on WW2 and the fact Elena and Link will not speak to each other there will be......
Link: War!
Zelda: A sequel?
Me: A another letter! and I'm still 17.
Zelda and Link: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Navi reads out loud:
June 1, 2002
Dear Nintendo Power,
It's me again, Maria. Don't you just love Zelda? I do. I will try out the new Zelda, but it's need of improvement. When is it coming out? I only buy the systems when a Zelda is out. I love Yoshi's Island, so I will buy a Gameboy Advance. Please tell Nintendo to change the Link. People are saying that they killed Zelda, but that's no true. People are also saying the Link is a bad copy of Herbie the elf, from Rudolph. That's not true too because Herbie is a dentist, not Hero of Time. I guess it maybe okay. I just want Link to be his best. If Epona isn't in it, then it is triable. Epona is the best! Well so is Link and Zelda. The best game out now is Super Smash Bros. MELEE. I love the back rounds! Hope the next Zelda is better but the first one rocks!!!! Your Friend, Maria Elena P.S.- Love Zelda! I have a lot of Zelda things. Here's a list:
The Legend of Zelda The Legend of Zelda: Adventure of Link Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Oracle of Seasons / Ages 3 Zelda CDS 6 Player's Guides 67 Zelda Pictures one comic book 1 book boxed Zelda action figure set 1 DVD
That's all I have for now. The DVD shows Mario and Zelda cartoons. Some are acutely my brothers: The Legend of Zelda,comic book, action figures, and DVD. Still I have a lot, and more to come like a book. A chapter book.
Me: Well readers you are reading my chapter book.
Link and Zelda: We still hate you, evil bitch women!!!!
Me: So? Im sorry again.
Link: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear the Herbie the Elf part.
Zelda: Link kill Elena!
Link gets on Epona and whips out his killer ass sword!
Me: Do you always do what Zelda says?
Zelda: Kill, kill!
Link: Er good point, Zelda sorry I can't kill her.
Zelda: What the?
Link: She is gone!
Zelda: Noooo!
in a time warp
Me and Navi: Whew that was close.
Navi: Good thing for you you have anti-Link machine.
Me: Yes I have one for each Zelda character.
Navi: Even yourself?
Me: Er every official Zelda character. No I'm original character 100%! Navi: But you are Zelda 1989 Cartoon character Sing's Unicorn.
Me: Oh, shit.
Navi: Plus you are Link cause you control him in the Video game, wait er this like taking to yourself.
Me: No shit fairy! I control him but I am not him! Do I look I like him?
Navi: Er ya got his eyes? They are blue?
Me: Gasp Navi's on weed?
Navi: Yep and on vodka!
Me: Aghh will the few readers who give Navi drugs stop doing just that!
Navi: WEEEEE-Hey, Lookie, Listen, I'm saying it's the end of world as we know it and I feel fine!
Me: I don't own that song! It's the end of chapter as we know it and I feel sick.
Next Part: Don't Do Drugs!
LINK & Elena? Part 4
Another Zelda and Link
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Hylian (herself with pointed ears). This segment is just a fucking piece of shit. ( Elena I heard again that and you'll pay fairy again) and as for now it's pay back for making Link cry.
Me: NOOOO! No I'm not waiting for Link to be not Cel-da! Next game is like OOT or else I kill!!!
Link and Tetra: We hate you and won't speak to you.
4 years into the future.
We walk to see Link is kissing Tetra,er Zelda, his girlfriend
Me: Opps loser busy I see with Zelda so I wonder HOW that happen. Link you are not even HOT.
Link: Hello! 1. I'm 16?, 2. Link from Wind Waker 2 (WW2) and 3. HOW (Hero of Winds). Wait a minute, Why I am talking to you Elena. I'm pissed even after 4 years! Your letter was very hurtful. Zelda my love says you ruin my look. I'm now handsome and to die for like the HOT one. Oh Nintendo ( Leave Luck to Heaven that what it means I think) says you're a bitch.
Zelda: We (me and Link) still won't talk to you!
Navi: Due to lack of knowage on WW2 and the fact Elena and Link will not speak to each other there will be......
Link: War!
Zelda: A sequel?
Me: A another letter! and I'm still 17.
Zelda and Link: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Navi reads out loud:
June 1, 2002
Dear Nintendo Power,
It's me again, Maria. Don't you just love Zelda? I do. I will try out the new Zelda, but it's need of improvement. When is it coming out? I only buy the systems when a Zelda is out. I love Yoshi's Island, so I will buy a Gameboy Advance. Please tell Nintendo to change the Link. People are saying that they killed Zelda, but that's no true. People are also saying the Link is a bad copy of Herbie the elf, from Rudolph. That's not true too because Herbie is a dentist, not Hero of Time. I guess it maybe okay. I just want Link to be his best. If Epona isn't in it, then it is triable. Epona is the best! Well so is Link and Zelda. The best game out now is Super Smash Bros. MELEE. I love the back rounds! Hope the next Zelda is better but the first one rocks!!!! Your Friend, Maria Elena P.S.- Love Zelda! I have a lot of Zelda things. Here's a list:
The Legend of Zelda The Legend of Zelda: Adventure of Link Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Oracle of Seasons / Ages 3 Zelda CDS 6 Player's Guides 67 Zelda Pictures one comic book 1 book boxed Zelda action figure set 1 DVD
That's all I have for now. The DVD shows Mario and Zelda cartoons. Some are acutely my brothers: The Legend of Zelda,comic book, action figures, and DVD. Still I have a lot, and more to come like a book. A chapter book.
Me: Well readers you are reading my chapter book.
Link and Zelda: We still hate you, evil bitch women!!!!
Me: So? Im sorry again.
Link: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear the Herbie the Elf part.
Zelda: Link kill Elena!
Link gets on Epona and whips out his killer ass sword!
Me: Do you always do what Zelda says?
Zelda: Kill, kill!
Link: Er good point, Zelda sorry I can't kill her.
Zelda: What the?
Link: She is gone!
Zelda: Noooo!
in a time warp
Me and Navi: Whew that was close.
Navi: Good thing for you you have anti-Link machine.
Me: Yes I have one for each Zelda character.
Navi: Even yourself?
Me: Er every official Zelda character. No I'm original character 100%! Navi: But you are Zelda 1989 Cartoon character Sing's Unicorn.
Me: Oh, shit.
Navi: Plus you are Link cause you control him in the Video game, wait er this like taking to yourself.
Me: No shit fairy! I control him but I am not him! Do I look I like him?
Navi: Er ya got his eyes? They are blue?
Me: Gasp Navi's on weed?
Navi: Yep and on vodka!
Me: Aghh will the few readers who give Navi drugs stop doing just that!
Navi: WEEEEE-Hey, Lookie, Listen, I'm saying it's the end of world as we know it and I feel fine!
Me: I don't own that song! It's the end of chapter as we know it and I feel sick.
Next Part: Don't Do Drugs!