LINK & Elena? Part V
LINK & Elena? Part 5
Don't Do Drugs!
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Unicorn (herself as a talking horned white mare). This segment is just a bad Zelda Cartoon! If haven't watch it lucky you! That Link is even worst than WW Link! Yep I'm still high.
Me: God help me! Oh my Master Sing is in this chapter! She is the bomb! Oh info on her home: far away from Hyrule!: er can not speak Hylian but Dragon, English, and thousands of others!
To 1989 (or the year the Aryll clone, Rachel my little sis was born)
Opening to Zelda Cartoon (It should be Cardoom) Every to Zelda: This Triforce of Wisdom, Link. To Link's infamous catch phase- Excuse me, princess!
Me: I fucking hate that saying!
Navi is unconscious
Me: Stop the cartoon Fairy Down I repeat Fairy Down!
Sprite(the fairy not soft drink): I'll replace her for now!
Me: Like will do Navi good! Call 9-1-1!
Sprite slaps me!
Sprite: There is no 9-1-1 in hyrule cause no phones?!
Me: In Island (LA-Link's Awaking) there is!
Sprite: Well is this that island?
Me: No? Oh I call S-A-R-I-A!
Sprite:!?????!!!
I play Saria's song and tell her to get her butt over here Sprite is still clueless
From a time warp Saria appears with a fairy ambulance who take Nav away to Drug rehab.
Me: Thanks Saria!
Sprite:???!!!
While Navi's at rehab.
Heres Kiss and Tell er almost it's the version were Link stays a frog boy! And its an Show crossover!
Link: Ribbit? Ribbbbbit?
Sprite translates: Hello 1. I'm 16?, 2. Link from the 1989 Zelda Cartoon and 3. HOS (Hero of Something). Wait a minute, I'm only saying this in frog!!!??
Me: All that from two ribbits?!! I'm so evil the spell I put other Link's had to have one surrender his voice! Well sorry cartoon Link you can't speak! While in that form that is!
Link is angry with me!
Me: Shiiiittt!!!!!
My master Sing comes to save the day!
She kicks major frog!
Link is a uncoius
Sprite: Oh, Link you had such a long day!
Me: No don't ki..
Sing:(speaks some strange words)
Sprite kisses Link on the cheek.
Sprite makes a Chu-chu (kissing) sound
Link transforms into his Hylian-self: A brown haired, dark eye,wears a ugly green tunic with orange under shirt and leggings. His boots are dark brown and his hat is like mido.
He wakes up
Me: AGHhhhhh I run away
Link: Ha I'm me again! Take this Sing! He kisses her!
Sing slaps him and then sends his spirit to the Goody Bottle (Instead of Ganon's Evil Jar) ! The Goody Bottle is around my neck. She sings to me.
I come to her.
Sing gets on me.
We fly off leaving Sprite and Link's body!
Me: Loser!
Link in the bottle gives me the finger but can't see it nor him!
Me: Idiot! Zelda is the only who can you see now! Maahhahah
We return home!
Zelda this time is late instead of Link. She comes in late and sees Link looking Knocked out?
Sprite: Remember last time when Link was knocked out?
Zelda: Shut your trap! Link is never knocked out before and gasp he is not a frog! I came to tell you Sprite that your father is captured by Ganon. I for once is to ask Link why isn't he saving me from Ganon!
Sprite: Papa, King of the Fair Folk is?
She started to wail!
Zelda: He traded is freedom for mine!
Sprite: So my father so worth more than some vain princess who won't kiss her hero, Link no matter what!
Zelda: Err...
Sprite: I'm going good-bye!
Sprite flew off crying
Zelda: I will kiss Link, er just not today!
Zelda looks at link.
Link:...................
I come back Singless but not Link less
Zelda sees two Links?
One his spirit/soul the other his his body.
Me: I'm so not giving you Link's spirit!
Zelda: Why the hell not?
Me: Say it Link!
Link: Zelda loves me! Zelda loves me! Thats why you can see me!
Zelda: Shut it Link!
I throw my bottle at Zelda!
Link: Aggghh!
Me: That shuts him up!
Zelda: Link!
Bottle breaks at her feet! Link soul is free! Link wakes up!
Link: Hah I'm back! Give me kiss Zelda!
Me: Bye freaaks!!!! (Disappears into time warp)
Zelda: No on your life buster!
She slaps him!
Link: This always happens!
Meanwhile hundreds of years earlier....
Me: I hate that Link and Zelda!
Sprite: Me too.
Me: Whoa you followed Me?
Sprite: Cause you saved Zelda's dad King Harakana once could bring back mine?
Me: Don't worry Sing's on it!
Meanwhile at Adult Link (OOT) Link's house! Navi returns from Rehab.
Saria: Here is the Ocarina of Time, Link! Oh your fairy too.
She gives Link both.
Link: Thank..
Navi: Yep I'm still high! Rehab threw me out cause I was bugging them!
She starts to smoke.
Saria: Great now she is addicted! to Drugs
Link: This so not my day!
Navi: Hey look it's the ILLC (I Love Link Club)!
God knows how many girls (GKHMG): Get Link!
Link screams like a girl! Link pulls out OOT. Plays song of Time. Disappears into Time Warp
God knows how many girls: Awwww not again!
Navi: Yep I'm still high!
Saria: I need a vacation!
God knows how many girls: End of our time with Link!
Next Part: Link VS Link
LINK & Elena? Part 5
Don't Do Drugs!
Navi: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Unicorn (herself as a talking horned white mare). This segment is just a bad Zelda Cartoon! If haven't watch it lucky you! That Link is even worst than WW Link! Yep I'm still high.
Me: God help me! Oh my Master Sing is in this chapter! She is the bomb! Oh info on her home: far away from Hyrule!: er can not speak Hylian but Dragon, English, and thousands of others!
To 1989 (or the year the Aryll clone, Rachel my little sis was born)
Opening to Zelda Cartoon (It should be Cardoom) Every to Zelda: This Triforce of Wisdom, Link. To Link's infamous catch phase- Excuse me, princess!
Me: I fucking hate that saying!
Navi is unconscious
Me: Stop the cartoon Fairy Down I repeat Fairy Down!
Sprite(the fairy not soft drink): I'll replace her for now!
Me: Like will do Navi good! Call 9-1-1!
Sprite slaps me!
Sprite: There is no 9-1-1 in hyrule cause no phones?!
Me: In Island (LA-Link's Awaking) there is!
Sprite: Well is this that island?
Me: No? Oh I call S-A-R-I-A!
Sprite:!?????!!!
I play Saria's song and tell her to get her butt over here Sprite is still clueless
From a time warp Saria appears with a fairy ambulance who take Nav away to Drug rehab.
Me: Thanks Saria!
Sprite:???!!!
While Navi's at rehab.
Heres Kiss and Tell er almost it's the version were Link stays a frog boy! And its an Show crossover!
Link: Ribbit? Ribbbbbit?
Sprite translates: Hello 1. I'm 16?, 2. Link from the 1989 Zelda Cartoon and 3. HOS (Hero of Something). Wait a minute, I'm only saying this in frog!!!??
Me: All that from two ribbits?!! I'm so evil the spell I put other Link's had to have one surrender his voice! Well sorry cartoon Link you can't speak! While in that form that is!
Link is angry with me!
Me: Shiiiittt!!!!!
My master Sing comes to save the day!
She kicks major frog!
Link is a uncoius
Sprite: Oh, Link you had such a long day!
Me: No don't ki..
Sing:(speaks some strange words)
Sprite kisses Link on the cheek.
Sprite makes a Chu-chu (kissing) sound
Link transforms into his Hylian-self: A brown haired, dark eye,wears a ugly green tunic with orange under shirt and leggings. His boots are dark brown and his hat is like mido.
He wakes up
Me: AGHhhhhh I run away
Link: Ha I'm me again! Take this Sing! He kisses her!
Sing slaps him and then sends his spirit to the Goody Bottle (Instead of Ganon's Evil Jar) ! The Goody Bottle is around my neck. She sings to me.
I come to her.
Sing gets on me.
We fly off leaving Sprite and Link's body!
Me: Loser!
Link in the bottle gives me the finger but can't see it nor him!
Me: Idiot! Zelda is the only who can you see now! Maahhahah
We return home!
Zelda this time is late instead of Link. She comes in late and sees Link looking Knocked out?
Sprite: Remember last time when Link was knocked out?
Zelda: Shut your trap! Link is never knocked out before and gasp he is not a frog! I came to tell you Sprite that your father is captured by Ganon. I for once is to ask Link why isn't he saving me from Ganon!
Sprite: Papa, King of the Fair Folk is?
She started to wail!
Zelda: He traded is freedom for mine!
Sprite: So my father so worth more than some vain princess who won't kiss her hero, Link no matter what!
Zelda: Err...
Sprite: I'm going good-bye!
Sprite flew off crying
Zelda: I will kiss Link, er just not today!
Zelda looks at link.
Link:...................
I come back Singless but not Link less
Zelda sees two Links?
One his spirit/soul the other his his body.
Me: I'm so not giving you Link's spirit!
Zelda: Why the hell not?
Me: Say it Link!
Link: Zelda loves me! Zelda loves me! Thats why you can see me!
Zelda: Shut it Link!
I throw my bottle at Zelda!
Link: Aggghh!
Me: That shuts him up!
Zelda: Link!
Bottle breaks at her feet! Link soul is free! Link wakes up!
Link: Hah I'm back! Give me kiss Zelda!
Me: Bye freaaks!!!! (Disappears into time warp)
Zelda: No on your life buster!
She slaps him!
Link: This always happens!
Meanwhile hundreds of years earlier....
Me: I hate that Link and Zelda!
Sprite: Me too.
Me: Whoa you followed Me?
Sprite: Cause you saved Zelda's dad King Harakana once could bring back mine?
Me: Don't worry Sing's on it!
Meanwhile at Adult Link (OOT) Link's house! Navi returns from Rehab.
Saria: Here is the Ocarina of Time, Link! Oh your fairy too.
She gives Link both.
Link: Thank..
Navi: Yep I'm still high! Rehab threw me out cause I was bugging them!
She starts to smoke.
Saria: Great now she is addicted! to Drugs
Link: This so not my day!
Navi: Hey look it's the ILLC (I Love Link Club)!
God knows how many girls (GKHMG): Get Link!
Link screams like a girl! Link pulls out OOT. Plays song of Time. Disappears into Time Warp
God knows how many girls: Awwww not again!
Navi: Yep I'm still high!
Saria: I need a vacation!
God knows how many girls: End of our time with Link!
Next Part: Link VS Link