LINK & Elena? Part VI
LINK & Elena? Part 6 Link VS Link
Sprite : This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Unicorn (herself as a uni). I'm filling for Navi.
Navi is smoking weed!
Navi: Yep I'm still high!
Me: Now kids unless you want to be like Nav here don't do drugs!
Link: Hello I'm Adult Link and I'm HOT. Wait a minute, I already said that?Welcome to MSSB (Maria's Super Smash Brothers) It's just Zelda Characters!
Me: Due to the fact I never played this game and it won't exist I will give the HOW(Hero of Winds) another letter from me! We, me and HOT boy are both 17.
I read:
September 8, 2002 Dear Nintendo Power,
THERE IS ONLY ONE I WANT TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT THE NEW GCN ZELDA!!!! Thank You very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, much!!!!!! For killing my obsession and passion with Zelda. I'm cured!!! That really helped. My family thanks you too. Now I don't bug them about Zelda night and day! Now I don't waste money on any Nintendo Products, boy that was over $300! Now I make money by selling old 64 stories and pictures about The Legend of Zelda. Any way I'm doing a poll on Zelda. 64 Link VS. GCN Link. Guess what! 64 Link won!! Over a 100 people signed and not even one signed for the new Link. I'll send you the poll soon. Mean while have a poll of your own. Have the real fans decided Zelda's fate. Please ask people to give the new Link a chance. He deserves it. After all, you can't judge something or something without trying it out or before you get to know it. Please give Link a chance!
Your Friend, Maria Elena
P.S.- Link's little sister is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!! She reminds me of my little sister. Blond hair, pig tails, always wearing a no sleeve dress, why they're twins!! They even act like each other. Her name is Rachel, my little sister. What's Link's Little Sister's name ? Also I saw the demo for the GCN Zelda. It was so cool!!!! I loved the music and how the characters acted through each other.
Hero of Winds from WW2 comes to kick my ass!
But HOTTY ( Hero of Time, Triforce, You) Link here kicks his first ass!
HOW( Hero of Winds)(Ass is kicked): : ( X .X (Game Over)
HOT (Hero of Time): : ) : P
ME (Maria Elena): Thank you Rinku!
HOT: ????
ME: Rinku means Link!
HOW: Aggh! Now HOW did the HOT one kill me!!!
HOT: Cause you suck!
ME: No he doesn't.
HOW: Really?
HOW faints from battle wounds.
HOT: Here boy heal you're sorry ass!
HOT pulls a healing fairy out.
She heals the HOT one!
ME: Idiot fairy! Err and for the record don't want to do this!
I take out (with my mouth hey I'm a Uni) and from
HOW's bag I take out a bottle of Grand's soup! I drink half of it but don't sallow it.
HOT: What are you ewwwww!!!!
I'm kissing HOW and the damn fairy Sprite takes a picture with a pitogragh! I force the soup into HOW's mouth. He heals and
HOW: Zelda?!!! NOOOO you are not Zelda! Epona?!! It's a Unicorn!!
ME: Yuck I hate kissing! Worst is heroes! It's like I'm kissing TOM F. (Thomas of Maria's Family)!
HOT throws up! I throw up! HOW throws up!
Sprite: I'm posting this baby online! She hold up photo of HOW and me kissing!
Both ME and HOW: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sprite is running er flying away from two pissed heroes and me in a unicorn state!
20 min
Sprite: Whew lost them! That last part was 12 days of Link!
Navi: Ready girls? Yep I'm still high!
Pulls out Wind Waker to conduct badly
ILLC (I Love Link Club): Ready!
A whole choir led by Malon, Saria and Zelda begans to sing!
ILLC: ON the 12th day of Link! My true Link gave me! 12 Gorons drumming, 11 dekus piping, 10 Links a leaping, 9 girls a flirting, 8 Malon clones a milking, 7 Zoras a swimming, 6 cuccos laying, 5 golden pieces of Triforce, 4 transformation masks, 3 free Gods, 2 teased heroes, and ah Legend of Zelda in my heart!
Navi: End of song and this chapter. Good job girls!
ILLC: Now guess what inspired that! Oh we love R&R! Rinku and Rinku!
Next Part: Too short of Time
LINK & Elena? Part 6 Link VS Link
Sprite : This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the Unicorn (herself as a uni). I'm filling for Navi.
Navi is smoking weed!
Navi: Yep I'm still high!
Me: Now kids unless you want to be like Nav here don't do drugs!
Link: Hello I'm Adult Link and I'm HOT. Wait a minute, I already said that?Welcome to MSSB (Maria's Super Smash Brothers) It's just Zelda Characters!
Me: Due to the fact I never played this game and it won't exist I will give the HOW(Hero of Winds) another letter from me! We, me and HOT boy are both 17.
I read:
September 8, 2002 Dear Nintendo Power,
THERE IS ONLY ONE I WANT TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT THE NEW GCN ZELDA!!!! Thank You very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, much!!!!!! For killing my obsession and passion with Zelda. I'm cured!!! That really helped. My family thanks you too. Now I don't bug them about Zelda night and day! Now I don't waste money on any Nintendo Products, boy that was over $300! Now I make money by selling old 64 stories and pictures about The Legend of Zelda. Any way I'm doing a poll on Zelda. 64 Link VS. GCN Link. Guess what! 64 Link won!! Over a 100 people signed and not even one signed for the new Link. I'll send you the poll soon. Mean while have a poll of your own. Have the real fans decided Zelda's fate. Please ask people to give the new Link a chance. He deserves it. After all, you can't judge something or something without trying it out or before you get to know it. Please give Link a chance!
Your Friend, Maria Elena
P.S.- Link's little sister is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!! She reminds me of my little sister. Blond hair, pig tails, always wearing a no sleeve dress, why they're twins!! They even act like each other. Her name is Rachel, my little sister. What's Link's Little Sister's name ? Also I saw the demo for the GCN Zelda. It was so cool!!!! I loved the music and how the characters acted through each other.
Hero of Winds from WW2 comes to kick my ass!
But HOTTY ( Hero of Time, Triforce, You) Link here kicks his first ass!
HOW( Hero of Winds)(Ass is kicked): : ( X .X (Game Over)
HOT (Hero of Time): : ) : P
ME (Maria Elena): Thank you Rinku!
HOT: ????
ME: Rinku means Link!
HOW: Aggh! Now HOW did the HOT one kill me!!!
HOT: Cause you suck!
ME: No he doesn't.
HOW: Really?
HOW faints from battle wounds.
HOT: Here boy heal you're sorry ass!
HOT pulls a healing fairy out.
She heals the HOT one!
ME: Idiot fairy! Err and for the record don't want to do this!
I take out (with my mouth hey I'm a Uni) and from
HOW's bag I take out a bottle of Grand's soup! I drink half of it but don't sallow it.
HOT: What are you ewwwww!!!!
I'm kissing HOW and the damn fairy Sprite takes a picture with a pitogragh! I force the soup into HOW's mouth. He heals and
HOW: Zelda?!!! NOOOO you are not Zelda! Epona?!! It's a Unicorn!!
ME: Yuck I hate kissing! Worst is heroes! It's like I'm kissing TOM F. (Thomas of Maria's Family)!
HOT throws up! I throw up! HOW throws up!
Sprite: I'm posting this baby online! She hold up photo of HOW and me kissing!
Both ME and HOW: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sprite is running er flying away from two pissed heroes and me in a unicorn state!
20 min
Sprite: Whew lost them! That last part was 12 days of Link!
Navi: Ready girls? Yep I'm still high!
Pulls out Wind Waker to conduct badly
ILLC (I Love Link Club): Ready!
A whole choir led by Malon, Saria and Zelda begans to sing!
ILLC: ON the 12th day of Link! My true Link gave me! 12 Gorons drumming, 11 dekus piping, 10 Links a leaping, 9 girls a flirting, 8 Malon clones a milking, 7 Zoras a swimming, 6 cuccos laying, 5 golden pieces of Triforce, 4 transformation masks, 3 free Gods, 2 teased heroes, and ah Legend of Zelda in my heart!
Navi: End of song and this chapter. Good job girls!
ILLC: Now guess what inspired that! Oh we love R&R! Rinku and Rinku!
Next Part: Too short of Time