30 hr. famine, Seigaku style
Prince of Tennis
The Seigaku members (after much begging from Oishi) decide to join the 30 hr. famine at their school to help those in need. Will they survive? NON- YAIO
Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis
Chapter 2 30 hr famine begins, Part1- Mess
Oishi smiled as he entered the school gates. Yes, today was the day. Today, was the wonderful day where you do not eat to help those starving children. Today was the late entry day, Friday where'd you get off school early. Today was . . .
!!!! 30 HOUR FAMINE DAY !!!!
Oishi smiled brightly as he stuck his last textbook, which was in his arms inside his locker. Closing the door behind him, and locking it, the 'Mother' Of Seigaku pumped his hand, eyes shinning with courage. The 30 hr. famine had begun! Well, no, wait, correction, it had begun at the very start of the day, but the school day was now over so . . . . . .
Walking down the hallway towards Room 15, where the meeting for the challenge was going to be taken place, the 'Mother' of Seigaku couldn't help but touch his stomach in hunger. It had been 8 hrs. since he last had something to eat, and he was starving to death. But for those poor innocent children, he would last! He HAD too!!!!
Cocking his eyebrows as he heard loud crashing noises from inside the room door where he stood at, Oishi slowly opened the door with caution . . .
"Nya! Oishi! Here you are!!" The bouncy boy who seemed to be jumping from one desk to another, a wide grin plastered on his face, greeted the 3rd year vice-caption loudly, causing Oishi's eyes to go as wide as dinner plates . . . aww, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to say dinner plates, it now made him hungry!
"Eiji! You're-"
"UGH" Turning his head towards the sound of pain from nearby, Oishi was greeted with the large, yet hungry powerhouse, "I'm starving Echizen! I'm going to die! Die I tell you! DIE!!!!!" Momoshiro, being extremely hungry, yet still had enough energy in him to start shaking Echizen, decided to do so. Causing the poor first year's head to bob up and down, his white cap flying off his head, hitting the snake-master of Seigaku, who seemed to be sitting a few desks behind them, on the head.
"MOMO-SENPAI!! Let go of me you boar!!!" The 1st year tennis prodigy, Echizen Ryoma cried out between gritted teeth, oh how he wished he could send a flying punch towards his senpai! Little did he notice the glaring 2nd year snake-master that was looking towards them, eyes flashing a dangerous aura.
"I'm not a boar!" Echizen's comment, had, of course, gotten the powerhouse 2nd year regular in his fighting mood, which had decided to shake Ryoma more violently.
"Then what animal would describe a violent beast like you?"
Oishi watched as the scene in front of him play, knowing Momo, he probably wouldn't do anything as stupid as punching the first year regular, but Oishi, being known as the 'Mother' of Seigaku, had of course, started walking towards the two regulars, but not before-
BAM!
"NYA!!"
"Eiji!" Oishi cried out, eyes wide in horror as he saw his fallen down teammate, who was rubbing his head, right eye closed, sticking his tongue out jokingly, "You okay?"
"Hoiiiiii-" The redhead looked around the room, and grinned. What a mess he had caused! Chairs were lying on the ground, same with some desks and . . . was that Kaidoh lying on the ground with a chair lying on his back. Eiji winced, "Um, Whoops"
The two arguing regulars, who didn't seem to notice the commotion, quarreled on, "I am not violent! And I am defiantly not a beast! I'm strong, powerful, intelligent-" Momo's so called comeback was cut off by a very angry hand pounding against the desk.
"You are not intelligent!" 2nd year Kaidoh Kaoru grumbled out, today was defiantly not his day. First off, his teacher had scolded him because some of his classmates were flying spitballs around and he told them to 'quit it' quite loudly. Then, his perfectly beautiful lunch had gone sailing out the window because of some girl being pushed against his desk, then, his lunch had somehow ended up hitting the school principal on the head, causing him to get a week of detention. And to boost it all off, Echizen's hat had come soaring out of no where and hitting him, then, somehow a chair had landed on his back, causing him to go sprawling on the floor, "And say sorry for hitting me with Echizen's hat!"
"Eh?"
"Don't you have a heart to say sorry! You damn Momoshiro!" Kaidoh took a hold of Momo's shirt, lifting the hungry powerhouse up onto his feet.
"You . . ." Momo shouted, but paused, feeling as his stomach growled quite loudly, "Ugh, I'm going to die from starvation!"
Just as yawns are contagious, so were hunger growls, and soon, the whole room was filled with growling stomachs
"Nya! Momo!" Eiji whined, pointing a guilty finger towards the large powerhouse. Suddenly, a loud bang was heard, and all eyes were focused on the door to see . . .
A very anxious, exhausted, irritated looking Fuji Syuuske. With his hand still placed upon the wide open door, and a math textbook under his other arm, he scanned around the room. Face instantly brightening up as he saw the redhead that still seemed to be lying down upon the floor, "Eiji! Finally I found you!"
Oishi looked towards his double's partner to see the colour of his face starting to drain a little, a horror stricken look upon his face.
"NYA!! Fuji! No math, please NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hissing in a amusement, Kaidoh let go of his rivals shirt and walked over towards a nearby desk, hoping to sit down upon it an enjoy the show. Unnoticing the chair, which had earlier landed upon him, he crashed into it, causing him to once again tumble down upon the floor
"Baka senpai"
Picking himself up, and hissing as usual, the Snake-master of Seigaku glared towards the first year that had insulted him, fixing his green bandana in the process..
"Eiji, so do you-"
"Nya! Fuji! No! Please No! No! No! No!" Eiji whined, rising his voice with each word. Picking himself off the ground quickly, he started running around the classroom to get away from the mathletic (Yes, Mathletic, it's not a word, but I made it into one, k?) genius.
"You said you would do you math Eiji!"
"NYA!!! Fuji!" Eiji practically wanted to open the school window and jump out of it, but too bad, they were on the 2nd floor, "You've been bothering me sine this morning, Nya!!"
"You said you'd do it!"
"NYA!!!!!!!!"
Oishi sweat dropped as he watched the two 3rd years chasing after one another in the classroom. Eiji seeming to have his ears covered by his hands, and Fuji chasing right behind him with an open textbook, it was really quite a sight actually.
"What a group of monkeys" Ryoma stated, loudly might I add, as he sighed to himself, tucking down his cap to ignore his senpai's death glares. Luckily 3rd year Kawamura Takashi and Tezuka Kunimitsu came into the room, diverting the attention away from the first year, or he could have sworn he would become as flat as a pancake . . . Ahh! Speaking of pancakes, there actually quite yummy, with . . . aww, now I'm hungry, dammit!
"Ah! Tezuka, glad to see you've decided to come" Oishi smiled, trying his best to ignore the loud whining and shouting that was coming from behind him, "Kawamura, it's nice to see you here too"
"Ah, don't . . . BURNING!!!!!!!"
Oishi's eyes went wide in surprise from the sudden noise from the usual politely mannered boy, who know seemed to be holding onto a racket, where'd a racket come from anyways? Glancing around each of his teammates to see which idiotic member had done such a stupid thing. His eyes rested upon the young first year regular who seemed to be smirking from underneath his cap, his duffle bag wide open and unzipped.
Sighing, Oishi turned his attention towards Tezuka, who seemed unaffected from the loud shouting from Kawmura who stood behind him, he'd have to deal with Echizen later, "So Tezuka, is your arm feeling okay?"
Silence
"Tezuka?"
Silence yet again
"TEZUKA!!!" Oishi now shouted, still no reaction from the caption, something was defiantly wrong
"Hoi! Tezuka's gotten deaf from Kawmura's shouting!" Eiji shouted gleefully, forgetting about Fuji, which had caused him to be caught and dragged away to a nearby non-fallen desk.
"Eiji! Math time!" The tennsi tensai cried out happily, holding onto the back collar of Eiji's shirt, dragging him by his bottom
"NYAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"
Kaidoh watched in silence as his senapi's continued to give off this goofy show, really, was this how the famine was suppose to go? Cuz if this was it, he'd quit right here and now . . . if it weren't for Inui's Special Drinks that he had sworn he'd make him drink if he'd quit. Sighing quite loudly, Kaidoh started banging his head upon the desk, how'd he get into this stupid mess?
"Aw, now Kaidoh seems to have gone nuts" Momoshiro Takeshi stated, brushing his hand through his spiked up black hair, " . . . I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to die! Die! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BURNING!!!!!!!!! Growl AWWW!!! HUNGRY!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!!!!"
Oishi sweat dropped once again, this was going to be one heck of a day.
1 hour later
"I'm Going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seigaku's powerhouse cried out for the 100th time of the day, stomach growling in hunger as he watched his teammates glare at him evilly
"You know, you can always try my, new Inui Juice, No hunger" The data collector of Segiaku stated, adjusting his glasses so that they seemed to have a mysterious glow to them. Taking a sip of the blue-brown liquid he had in his hand, which foam seemed to be rising out of, he grinned, "It's really quite good smile smile"
"NYA!!! Not now! First Fuji! Then Inui!!! What's this world coming to? Nya!!!" Eiji whined loudly, causing their now regained back hearing caption to hit Eiji upon the head, quite harshly might I add.
"Eiji! Shall I make you run 100 laps?" Tezuka growled, which was very unlike him, but anyone who's suffered from Kawamura's loud yelling, would probably not want to suffer again.
"Nya! Te-zu-ka!"
"Sigh Baka senapi's" Adjusting his cap, the first year regular decided to exit the gym, where'd the members would be staying tonight, to take a walk, and of course to get away from the beating he would probably get.
"ECHIZEN!!!!!"
Grinning widely, Ryoma quickly paced out of the room, turning around only when he was in a good distance away, to see all his senpai's trying to go out the door at the same time, which of course had caused them all to be stuck at the door. Whoa! They really could earn a comedy job for being this idiotic.
Sighing, the prodigy continued his way down the hallway, only stopping to sweat drop for a split second.
"So, Eiji, we never did seem to finish that Math"
"NNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Eiji! 100 laps around the courts!!!!!!!"
"Hisss"
"So, any new test subject for my latest drink?"
"NO! Pause Ahh!!!! I'm going to die from starvation I tell you!!! I'm going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shut up you damn Momoshiro!"
"Why don't you- Stomach Growls I NEED FOOD!!!!"
Oishi sweat dropped, watching as his teammates continued to argue, forgetting all about the young first year regular, "Um, so, guys, how about we all get along and-"
"NO!!" The 2nd year's said in unison, and then starting to glare at each other
"Nya! Oishi! Fuji's making me do my math!! Inui's being mean with his drink!! Tezuka is making me do laps!! Oishi! Stop them!!!!!! NYA!!! Please!!!! I've suffered enough pain!!! HELP!!! NYA!!!" Eiji whined as he quickly glanced around to make sure no 'bad' people were around before he looked towards Oishi, frowning, "NYA!!! They're being mean and-"
"Eiji, I heard that you wanted to try my new drink Grin Grin" Inui appeared behind the two talking regulars, notebook at hand
"Nyaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah! Eiji! Here you are! You're math, we still haven't finished yet!"
"OISHI!!! Help me!!!!!" Eiji whined, running to hid behind the large basketball bin, which seemed to be out for some reason or another.
"Um . . . Good luck Eiji! Hope you survive" Oishi smiled weakly, watching as his double's partner give him a glare, hmmm, now what had he done wrong?
"Nya! Oishi's mean! Mean! MEAN!" Crying out the statement quiet loudly, the once cheery acrobatic player started taking out the basketball's from the bin and started to chuck it everywhere.
"Hisss, Damn you Momo-" Plunk "HISS. Who. Hit. Me.?"
"Haha! The damn snake got hit! Stomach Growls Ugh, I swear I'm going to die soon" Plomp "Ouch! What the heck?"
"NYA!!!" Closing his eyes tightly, Eiji started to throw one basketball after another, not even caring which direction it went anymore.
"Ahh! Eiji! Stop" Oishi cried out, yet it didn't seem to be heard from the loud noises coming from his teammates
"Hmm, good data, very good-" Before the 'oh-so-great' Data collector, Inui, was able to finish his sentence, and unexpected Basketball came soaring from nowhere and hit him right on the forehead, "-data, Hmm, it seems like it was a good idea for me to come after all, Hmmm, great data, very great data"
Oishi sweat dropped as he watched Inui continue on with his sentence, and afterwards walk over to Fuji who seemed not to be worrying about the flying basketballs. Really, didn't Inui feel any sort of pain? I mean, the basketball did hit him on the forehead, and it did seem like it hurt, really that was one weird guy.
"Nya! You guys are mean! Mean I tell you! MEAN!!!!!!! M. E. A. N. MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji cried out as he continued to reach for the basketballs, only to notice that there weren't any left, looking around frantically and noticing the mess he had caused, the red-head quickly started to sneak out of the gym, hoping to escape before the team decided to have a little beating.
Okie dokie! Here's another chappy! I hope you like it! I don't know if it's funny or not, but I hope you enjoy!!! I tried my best to make it funny, but I don't think it turned out, sorry if it seems really weird or awkward, but I hope you enjoy! I was first thinking of making this fic a one shot, but them I thought, 'Well, I can't exactly finish it in one chapter' so I decided to make this into a chapter fic. Anwyays, I'm not sure if this is funny, but I tried my best! If it's not, I might remake this chapter and hopefully make it funny. Sorry for the long update, I had a little writer's block and I had to make a few chapters just to make one that seemed good to post up. Anyways, please review.
Also special thanks for
FieryKitsune- Thank you for your wonderful comment! It made me so happy when I read it! Also, thanks for your comment about Eiji, I'm glad that none of my characters are a little out of place (Well, Eiji for sure isn't!) Also, I read your fics too and I'm glad that you read back mine -
Silverwings3- Thank you! Yes, I was trying to make the part with Eiji and Fuji funny, and I guess it worked! Thank you for your comment! I'm glad you like it!
Windy Hurrice- Thank you! I'm glad you found my fic funny, I really am. This was my first try at humor, and I'm glad it worked. Anyways, don't worry! I'll continue writing, though my updates might be a bit slow -'
Clarify- Thank you for reviewing! Yes, poor Fuji, I myself feel a bit sorry for him - The next chapter will be focused on the famine (like what happens in it) so please continue reading (Well, you don't have to if you don't want to, but it'd be nice)
IZAnaGI- Thank you for reviewing! Thanks for your comment, I tried to make Eiji cute (well, he really is cute) and no, Inui will of course not let them off! I mean, who else could he use for a test subject besides the Seigaku regulars? Anyways, I'll talk more about Inui and his juices in the next chapter. Oh, about the SGanimenews forum, no, I don't think I'm the rikku from there, actually to tell you the truth, I have lot's of accounts for different sites, but I never seem to go back onto them cuz I either forget the website, or just totally forget I had an account there -' Sweat drops I'm really weird.
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The Seigaku members (after much begging from Oishi) decide to join the 30 hr. famine at their school to help those in need. Will they survive? NON- YAIO
Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis
Chapter 2 30 hr famine begins, Part1- Mess
Oishi smiled as he entered the school gates. Yes, today was the day. Today, was the wonderful day where you do not eat to help those starving children. Today was the late entry day, Friday where'd you get off school early. Today was . . .
!!!! 30 HOUR FAMINE DAY !!!!
Oishi smiled brightly as he stuck his last textbook, which was in his arms inside his locker. Closing the door behind him, and locking it, the 'Mother' Of Seigaku pumped his hand, eyes shinning with courage. The 30 hr. famine had begun! Well, no, wait, correction, it had begun at the very start of the day, but the school day was now over so . . . . . .
Walking down the hallway towards Room 15, where the meeting for the challenge was going to be taken place, the 'Mother' of Seigaku couldn't help but touch his stomach in hunger. It had been 8 hrs. since he last had something to eat, and he was starving to death. But for those poor innocent children, he would last! He HAD too!!!!
Cocking his eyebrows as he heard loud crashing noises from inside the room door where he stood at, Oishi slowly opened the door with caution . . .
"Nya! Oishi! Here you are!!" The bouncy boy who seemed to be jumping from one desk to another, a wide grin plastered on his face, greeted the 3rd year vice-caption loudly, causing Oishi's eyes to go as wide as dinner plates . . . aww, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to say dinner plates, it now made him hungry!
"Eiji! You're-"
"UGH" Turning his head towards the sound of pain from nearby, Oishi was greeted with the large, yet hungry powerhouse, "I'm starving Echizen! I'm going to die! Die I tell you! DIE!!!!!" Momoshiro, being extremely hungry, yet still had enough energy in him to start shaking Echizen, decided to do so. Causing the poor first year's head to bob up and down, his white cap flying off his head, hitting the snake-master of Seigaku, who seemed to be sitting a few desks behind them, on the head.
"MOMO-SENPAI!! Let go of me you boar!!!" The 1st year tennis prodigy, Echizen Ryoma cried out between gritted teeth, oh how he wished he could send a flying punch towards his senpai! Little did he notice the glaring 2nd year snake-master that was looking towards them, eyes flashing a dangerous aura.
"I'm not a boar!" Echizen's comment, had, of course, gotten the powerhouse 2nd year regular in his fighting mood, which had decided to shake Ryoma more violently.
"Then what animal would describe a violent beast like you?"
Oishi watched as the scene in front of him play, knowing Momo, he probably wouldn't do anything as stupid as punching the first year regular, but Oishi, being known as the 'Mother' of Seigaku, had of course, started walking towards the two regulars, but not before-
BAM!
"NYA!!"
"Eiji!" Oishi cried out, eyes wide in horror as he saw his fallen down teammate, who was rubbing his head, right eye closed, sticking his tongue out jokingly, "You okay?"
"Hoiiiiii-" The redhead looked around the room, and grinned. What a mess he had caused! Chairs were lying on the ground, same with some desks and . . . was that Kaidoh lying on the ground with a chair lying on his back. Eiji winced, "Um, Whoops"
The two arguing regulars, who didn't seem to notice the commotion, quarreled on, "I am not violent! And I am defiantly not a beast! I'm strong, powerful, intelligent-" Momo's so called comeback was cut off by a very angry hand pounding against the desk.
"You are not intelligent!" 2nd year Kaidoh Kaoru grumbled out, today was defiantly not his day. First off, his teacher had scolded him because some of his classmates were flying spitballs around and he told them to 'quit it' quite loudly. Then, his perfectly beautiful lunch had gone sailing out the window because of some girl being pushed against his desk, then, his lunch had somehow ended up hitting the school principal on the head, causing him to get a week of detention. And to boost it all off, Echizen's hat had come soaring out of no where and hitting him, then, somehow a chair had landed on his back, causing him to go sprawling on the floor, "And say sorry for hitting me with Echizen's hat!"
"Eh?"
"Don't you have a heart to say sorry! You damn Momoshiro!" Kaidoh took a hold of Momo's shirt, lifting the hungry powerhouse up onto his feet.
"You . . ." Momo shouted, but paused, feeling as his stomach growled quite loudly, "Ugh, I'm going to die from starvation!"
Just as yawns are contagious, so were hunger growls, and soon, the whole room was filled with growling stomachs
"Nya! Momo!" Eiji whined, pointing a guilty finger towards the large powerhouse. Suddenly, a loud bang was heard, and all eyes were focused on the door to see . . .
A very anxious, exhausted, irritated looking Fuji Syuuske. With his hand still placed upon the wide open door, and a math textbook under his other arm, he scanned around the room. Face instantly brightening up as he saw the redhead that still seemed to be lying down upon the floor, "Eiji! Finally I found you!"
Oishi looked towards his double's partner to see the colour of his face starting to drain a little, a horror stricken look upon his face.
"NYA!! Fuji! No math, please NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hissing in a amusement, Kaidoh let go of his rivals shirt and walked over towards a nearby desk, hoping to sit down upon it an enjoy the show. Unnoticing the chair, which had earlier landed upon him, he crashed into it, causing him to once again tumble down upon the floor
"Baka senpai"
Picking himself up, and hissing as usual, the Snake-master of Seigaku glared towards the first year that had insulted him, fixing his green bandana in the process..
"Eiji, so do you-"
"Nya! Fuji! No! Please No! No! No! No!" Eiji whined, rising his voice with each word. Picking himself off the ground quickly, he started running around the classroom to get away from the mathletic (Yes, Mathletic, it's not a word, but I made it into one, k?) genius.
"You said you would do you math Eiji!"
"NYA!!! Fuji!" Eiji practically wanted to open the school window and jump out of it, but too bad, they were on the 2nd floor, "You've been bothering me sine this morning, Nya!!"
"You said you'd do it!"
"NYA!!!!!!!!"
Oishi sweat dropped as he watched the two 3rd years chasing after one another in the classroom. Eiji seeming to have his ears covered by his hands, and Fuji chasing right behind him with an open textbook, it was really quite a sight actually.
"What a group of monkeys" Ryoma stated, loudly might I add, as he sighed to himself, tucking down his cap to ignore his senpai's death glares. Luckily 3rd year Kawamura Takashi and Tezuka Kunimitsu came into the room, diverting the attention away from the first year, or he could have sworn he would become as flat as a pancake . . . Ahh! Speaking of pancakes, there actually quite yummy, with . . . aww, now I'm hungry, dammit!
"Ah! Tezuka, glad to see you've decided to come" Oishi smiled, trying his best to ignore the loud whining and shouting that was coming from behind him, "Kawamura, it's nice to see you here too"
"Ah, don't . . . BURNING!!!!!!!"
Oishi's eyes went wide in surprise from the sudden noise from the usual politely mannered boy, who know seemed to be holding onto a racket, where'd a racket come from anyways? Glancing around each of his teammates to see which idiotic member had done such a stupid thing. His eyes rested upon the young first year regular who seemed to be smirking from underneath his cap, his duffle bag wide open and unzipped.
Sighing, Oishi turned his attention towards Tezuka, who seemed unaffected from the loud shouting from Kawmura who stood behind him, he'd have to deal with Echizen later, "So Tezuka, is your arm feeling okay?"
Silence
"Tezuka?"
Silence yet again
"TEZUKA!!!" Oishi now shouted, still no reaction from the caption, something was defiantly wrong
"Hoi! Tezuka's gotten deaf from Kawmura's shouting!" Eiji shouted gleefully, forgetting about Fuji, which had caused him to be caught and dragged away to a nearby non-fallen desk.
"Eiji! Math time!" The tennsi tensai cried out happily, holding onto the back collar of Eiji's shirt, dragging him by his bottom
"NYAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"
Kaidoh watched in silence as his senapi's continued to give off this goofy show, really, was this how the famine was suppose to go? Cuz if this was it, he'd quit right here and now . . . if it weren't for Inui's Special Drinks that he had sworn he'd make him drink if he'd quit. Sighing quite loudly, Kaidoh started banging his head upon the desk, how'd he get into this stupid mess?
"Aw, now Kaidoh seems to have gone nuts" Momoshiro Takeshi stated, brushing his hand through his spiked up black hair, " . . . I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to die! Die! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BURNING!!!!!!!!! Growl AWWW!!! HUNGRY!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!!!!"
Oishi sweat dropped once again, this was going to be one heck of a day.
1 hour later
"I'm Going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seigaku's powerhouse cried out for the 100th time of the day, stomach growling in hunger as he watched his teammates glare at him evilly
"You know, you can always try my, new Inui Juice, No hunger" The data collector of Segiaku stated, adjusting his glasses so that they seemed to have a mysterious glow to them. Taking a sip of the blue-brown liquid he had in his hand, which foam seemed to be rising out of, he grinned, "It's really quite good smile smile"
"NYA!!! Not now! First Fuji! Then Inui!!! What's this world coming to? Nya!!!" Eiji whined loudly, causing their now regained back hearing caption to hit Eiji upon the head, quite harshly might I add.
"Eiji! Shall I make you run 100 laps?" Tezuka growled, which was very unlike him, but anyone who's suffered from Kawamura's loud yelling, would probably not want to suffer again.
"Nya! Te-zu-ka!"
"Sigh Baka senapi's" Adjusting his cap, the first year regular decided to exit the gym, where'd the members would be staying tonight, to take a walk, and of course to get away from the beating he would probably get.
"ECHIZEN!!!!!"
Grinning widely, Ryoma quickly paced out of the room, turning around only when he was in a good distance away, to see all his senpai's trying to go out the door at the same time, which of course had caused them all to be stuck at the door. Whoa! They really could earn a comedy job for being this idiotic.
Sighing, the prodigy continued his way down the hallway, only stopping to sweat drop for a split second.
"So, Eiji, we never did seem to finish that Math"
"NNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Eiji! 100 laps around the courts!!!!!!!"
"Hisss"
"So, any new test subject for my latest drink?"
"NO! Pause Ahh!!!! I'm going to die from starvation I tell you!!! I'm going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shut up you damn Momoshiro!"
"Why don't you- Stomach Growls I NEED FOOD!!!!"
Oishi sweat dropped, watching as his teammates continued to argue, forgetting all about the young first year regular, "Um, so, guys, how about we all get along and-"
"NO!!" The 2nd year's said in unison, and then starting to glare at each other
"Nya! Oishi! Fuji's making me do my math!! Inui's being mean with his drink!! Tezuka is making me do laps!! Oishi! Stop them!!!!!! NYA!!! Please!!!! I've suffered enough pain!!! HELP!!! NYA!!!" Eiji whined as he quickly glanced around to make sure no 'bad' people were around before he looked towards Oishi, frowning, "NYA!!! They're being mean and-"
"Eiji, I heard that you wanted to try my new drink Grin Grin" Inui appeared behind the two talking regulars, notebook at hand
"Nyaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah! Eiji! Here you are! You're math, we still haven't finished yet!"
"OISHI!!! Help me!!!!!" Eiji whined, running to hid behind the large basketball bin, which seemed to be out for some reason or another.
"Um . . . Good luck Eiji! Hope you survive" Oishi smiled weakly, watching as his double's partner give him a glare, hmmm, now what had he done wrong?
"Nya! Oishi's mean! Mean! MEAN!" Crying out the statement quiet loudly, the once cheery acrobatic player started taking out the basketball's from the bin and started to chuck it everywhere.
"Hisss, Damn you Momo-" Plunk "HISS. Who. Hit. Me.?"
"Haha! The damn snake got hit! Stomach Growls Ugh, I swear I'm going to die soon" Plomp "Ouch! What the heck?"
"NYA!!!" Closing his eyes tightly, Eiji started to throw one basketball after another, not even caring which direction it went anymore.
"Ahh! Eiji! Stop" Oishi cried out, yet it didn't seem to be heard from the loud noises coming from his teammates
"Hmm, good data, very good-" Before the 'oh-so-great' Data collector, Inui, was able to finish his sentence, and unexpected Basketball came soaring from nowhere and hit him right on the forehead, "-data, Hmm, it seems like it was a good idea for me to come after all, Hmmm, great data, very great data"
Oishi sweat dropped as he watched Inui continue on with his sentence, and afterwards walk over to Fuji who seemed not to be worrying about the flying basketballs. Really, didn't Inui feel any sort of pain? I mean, the basketball did hit him on the forehead, and it did seem like it hurt, really that was one weird guy.
"Nya! You guys are mean! Mean I tell you! MEAN!!!!!!! M. E. A. N. MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji cried out as he continued to reach for the basketballs, only to notice that there weren't any left, looking around frantically and noticing the mess he had caused, the red-head quickly started to sneak out of the gym, hoping to escape before the team decided to have a little beating.
Okie dokie! Here's another chappy! I hope you like it! I don't know if it's funny or not, but I hope you enjoy!!! I tried my best to make it funny, but I don't think it turned out, sorry if it seems really weird or awkward, but I hope you enjoy! I was first thinking of making this fic a one shot, but them I thought, 'Well, I can't exactly finish it in one chapter' so I decided to make this into a chapter fic. Anwyays, I'm not sure if this is funny, but I tried my best! If it's not, I might remake this chapter and hopefully make it funny. Sorry for the long update, I had a little writer's block and I had to make a few chapters just to make one that seemed good to post up. Anyways, please review.
Also special thanks for
FieryKitsune- Thank you for your wonderful comment! It made me so happy when I read it! Also, thanks for your comment about Eiji, I'm glad that none of my characters are a little out of place (Well, Eiji for sure isn't!) Also, I read your fics too and I'm glad that you read back mine -
Silverwings3- Thank you! Yes, I was trying to make the part with Eiji and Fuji funny, and I guess it worked! Thank you for your comment! I'm glad you like it!
Windy Hurrice- Thank you! I'm glad you found my fic funny, I really am. This was my first try at humor, and I'm glad it worked. Anyways, don't worry! I'll continue writing, though my updates might be a bit slow -'
Clarify- Thank you for reviewing! Yes, poor Fuji, I myself feel a bit sorry for him - The next chapter will be focused on the famine (like what happens in it) so please continue reading (Well, you don't have to if you don't want to, but it'd be nice)
IZAnaGI- Thank you for reviewing! Thanks for your comment, I tried to make Eiji cute (well, he really is cute) and no, Inui will of course not let them off! I mean, who else could he use for a test subject besides the Seigaku regulars? Anyways, I'll talk more about Inui and his juices in the next chapter. Oh, about the SGanimenews forum, no, I don't think I'm the rikku from there, actually to tell you the truth, I have lot's of accounts for different sites, but I never seem to go back onto them cuz I either forget the website, or just totally forget I had an account there -' Sweat drops I'm really weird.
Syuusuke-kun, lightyearsaway, K-chan, and anyone else who reviewed- Thank you for reviewing! It really makes me happy to see you take time from your life to read my fic and send a review. It made me really happy to see you're reviews. Taking time from your life to read my story and review, I feel so special sigh Anywayz! Thanks for reviewing! Hope you like this chapter!
Also to people who are reading my fic, don't forget to review! I just hope you like this chapter sigh I hope it's funny sigh but anyways, even if you don't like it, please review and in my later chapter I will try to meet your expectations.
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