30 hr. famine, Seigaku style
Prince of Tennis
Summary: The Seigaku members (after much begging from Oishi) decide to join the 30 hr. famine at their school to help those in need. Will they survive? NON-YAIO
Disclaimer: Nope, do not own Prince of Tennis
Ch4- Disobeying orders! Tsk Tsk Tsk! Inui Juice Madness!!
==== 6:00 at school ====
The Seigaku regulars, having gotten bored from playing sports in the gym, (Volleyball, table tennis) have decided to take a break in the drama room, the winner of the Kawamura Sushi feast still not determined. Leaving the unconscious Kawamura Takashi, Oishi Syuichiroh and Kaidoh Kaoru lying down in the gymnasium floors with some pitchers of Inui's special drink 'No Hunger' surrounding them if they ever seemed to be thirsty, Inui's idea of course.
"It's the wonderful happy world of Eiji!!!" The red haired acrobatic player cried out happily as his dark blue eyes shimmered with hyperness, or was that happiness? Started to prancing around the drama room, wearing what seemed to be a red cape on his back and a weird looking item on his head . . . no, just wait a second . . . were those reindeer antlers?!
"It's the evil scientist Inui!" Eiji chuckled as he placed devil horns on top of Inui's head, "And his sidekick Evil Math Fuji!" Placing what seemed to look like a red addition sign on Fuji's forehead, Kikuamru continued to prance around the room, digging items out of the large wooden chest and placing them on each of the members.
"This is the ever so hungry Momo!" Eiji took out another weird costume from the large wooden chest and stuck in on top of the now happy, looking-like- he-was-in-heaven Momoshiro, "Hoi, wonder what's gotten into him?" the jumpy boy pondered out loud as he continued his way around the room, "Our little ochibi-chan!" Eiji stuck a red clown nose on Ryoma's nose, causing some members in the room to chuckle slightly, "And then our silent cold hearted- "
"Kikumaru, die" Tezuka stated, in his left hand holding what looked like a plastic gun, aiming it right at the jumpy boy. Wearing a brown cowboy hat and black sunglasses, the Seigaku caption did look like quite a cowboy, a dangerous one.
"Ahh!!! HELP!!! The wonderful great Eiji is going to die!!!!" Eiji cried out, watching as Tezuka's sunglasses have a mysterious glow to them, "AHH!! I'm . . . Stomach growls hungry"
Everybody in the room falls down, but quickly regains back their composure.
"Ah, Inui, have I told you about my gr.3 photo album? No, I thought not. Anyways, this is how it all began I was-" The 3rd year tennis tensai started explaining as he adjusted the red addition sign on his forehead.
Inui sweat dropped and quickly paced away from the mysteriously talkative Fuji. Walking around the drama room at a quick speed while jotting down notes in his never-ending notebook.
"NOO!!! Tezuka's going to shoot me!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"So, Momo-senpai, did you have a good snack?" Ryoma walked up to next to Momo, nudging him in the ribs as he took off the red clown nose his jumpy senpai had stuck on him, smirking towards his opened mouth comrade.
"Wh-What do you mean Echzien?" Momo stuttered out, his palms starting to get sweaty all of a sudden. No way he could've been caught, he had been SO sure no one was around when he had his 'little' snack
"Oh, you know what I mean Momo-senpai" Ryoma grinned, taking out from behind his back a video camera tape, "I wonder, should I give this tape to Inui-senpai or should I be nice and blackmail you with it?"
"You're never nice" Momo muttered out under his breathe, but Ryoma's sharp ears caught on
"Exactly. Hmm, the wonder's I can do with this tape" Ryoma placed his pointer finger upon his chin, "I can watch you suffer from drinking Inui's special whatever-he-calls-it juice or you can treat me to a month supply burgers after this challenge" Ryoma's stomach growled in response to his hunger, "So what do you think Momo-senpai?"
"A month!!! No way you pig!!!" Momoshiro cried out in a loud voice, but then quickly looked around to see no one had heard him, turning back his attention to Ryoma, he hissed, "you wouldn't!"
"Watch me, Mr. Boar" Ryoma's hissed back, challenging his older classmen, "Buy me burgers for a month and I won't give this tape to Inui-senpai"
"Grrr" Momo thought for a second, was it better for him to die cuz of Inui's drink or be broke for the rest of the month? "Fi-"
"So, what do you have here Echizen?"
Ryoma froze at the all too familiar voice, "Ah, ha, ha, ha, nothing at all Inui-senpai" Ryoma tried to fake out a laugh, failing miserably. Trying to hide the video camera tape away from the evil looking Inui. But too late, in one quick motion with Inui's long arms, the tape was in his hands.
"NYA!!!! TEZUKA"S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji cried out as he continued to run around the room the red cape flying behind him as the reindeer antlers still held there place in his red hair while Tezuka's toy gun was still aiming straight at him.
"Hmm, maybe we should play it, don't you think?" Inui asked, adjusting his glasses so they shimmered, making no one want to refuse.
"B-Bu-But" Ryoma reached out for the tape, but Inui was too tall, "My beautiful monthly burgers!!!!!!!!" Ryoma, if possible, could've started bursting into a fit of tears, but he didn't, they were only burgers anyways . . . yummy, delicious tasting wonderful burgers. Ryoma's mouth started watering just at the thought of them.
"No! No! Inui-senpai! You don't want to view that! It's-It's" Momshiro quickly tried to think of an excuse, or maybe it would be better for him to run away? "It's-It's Pornographic! That's what!"
Ryoma instantly shot a death glare at the powerhouse, "Pornographic?" He repeated, watching as Momoshiro just sweatdrop and scratch the back of his head with his left hand. What was going on in Momoshiro's head? No, just wait; he didn't want to know, ever.
"Oh! The more reason we should watch it!" Inui replied, a mischievous smile upon his lips, making both Ryoma and Momoshiro look at him quizzically, while you see a reindeer wearing a red cape and a cowboy in the background (A.K.A. Eiji and Tezuka)
"Hentai Senpai" Both members said in unison, watching as Inui's smile widened as he placed the tape inside the video camera.
"Um, well, you know what? I'm getting sleepy . . . yeah, I'm going to be leaving now . . . . um . . . bye!" Momoshiro made up an excuse quickly, waving a quick good bye as he started to exit out of the room. That was until the scared acrobatic player started hiding behind his back.
"He's going to kill me Momo!!! I'm going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji cried out so loudly, it seemed like Momo had lost his hearing, "NYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah! Eiji! I've been looking for you" Fuji stated suddenly leaving Inui to his video camera business, which he seemed to be examining how you open the plate thingy to place the tape inside.
"Hoi?"
Fuji takes out something behind his back, "Ta Da! Luckily I had an extra math book around!"
The color in Eiji's face instantly drains away, his mouth wide open and the reindeer antler headband slowly drops down onto the floor.
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CLANK
The reindeer ears fall down, getting the attention of all the regular members.
"NOOoooooo" Eiji cried out, turning away from Fuji, his eyes bulging out of their sockets, "Never!!!"
Eiji starts running away (Remember, this is in SLOW motion) his cape flying up brilliantly behind him, his red hair shinning brightly against the light rays casted off by the light, "NYA!!!!!!"
"Eiji! It's Math time!" Fuji cried out happily, his eyes glimmering mischievously. Reaching out his hand, he takes a hold of the red cape, "MWHAHAHAHAHA" (Sorry, couldn't help but add that in )
"NYA!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!"
BANG!!!!!
SIZZLE!! SIZZLE!!
A paper looking bullet is shot from the plastic gun Tezuka is holding.
Eiji, doing a matrix style dodge, his arms flying backwards in circles (Think of swimming, when you're lying on your back, your arms going up above you, then behind entering the water . . . yeah, I don't think that made any sense . . .) while bending his back. The acrobatic player did a nice smooth wonderfully looking dodge, missing the bullet an inch away from his face.
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"Nya!!! Tezuka you-you-you gun shooter!!! NYA!!!!!!!" Eiji closed his eyes as he continued to run, not noticing that he wasn't getting anywhere because of Fuji's grip on his cape, "They're trying to KILL me, Nya!!!!!!!!"
"Oi, Kikumaru-senpai, calm down" Ryoma stated, walking over to his crazy hyperactive senpai.
"Nya!! Calm down? They're trying to KILL me Echizen!!!!" The red head replied, opening his eyes slightly to look at the first year prodigy, "Hoiiiiiii"
Ryoma sweatdropped and bent down to pick up the paper looking bullet thingy, "It's paper, I don't think you can die from paper"
"Nya!! Still! It's dangerous! Tezuka was being mean!!! He should do 500,000,000 laps around the court!!!!" Eiji's face instantly brightened as he thought of an idea, "Hoi!! Then when Tezuka's doing the laps, we can slack off!!"
"Ahem, I'm still here Eiji" The caption of the hyperactive tennis team stated, coughing into his fist to get the boy's attention, "And I'm the only one who can make people run laps"
"NYA!! Ruin the fun Te-zu-ka!!" Eiji whined. Looking around the drama room, Eiji finally realized that Fuji was still holding onto his cape and he yelled out, rather loudly might I add, "Nya! Fuji! You're going to kill my beautiful, extremely great, wonderfully wonderful, specialized, made in-" Eiji takes in a deep breathe and peers at the tag, "- China, Redder than red, soft, cuddly, amazingly amazing red cape, Fuji! So, Let-" Eiji starts pulling on the cape, "-GO!"
RIIPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, whoops! So anyways, back to math, so do you remember-" Fuji started, but quickly stopped as he saw tears flowing from Eiji's eyes. No wait. Fuji peers at Eiji, squinting his eyes to get a better sight. Those weren't tears, they didn't even reach his eyes, they were . . . Fuji looks closer. Catching a glimpse of what looked like a water bottle hidden behind Eiji, he frowned.
"Look! I'm crying Fuji! CRYING!!!" Eiji pointed towards his fake tears, "You can't do math when you're CRYING" Points towards his tears once again, his lips made into a pout.
Sigh
Fuji let off a defeated sigh.
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"Hmm, so . . . Ah Ha! So this is how you put the tape in! You press the open button" Inui exclaimed, finally able to open the video camera. Placing the tape inside he grinned.
"No of course you don't press the open button, you press the close button" Momo stated sarcastically, forgetting all about what was in the tape until . . .
Inui pressed the play button.
"Ahh, so here is Momo-senpai being a complete boar-" The Video starts to play and Ryoma smirks.
"NO!!! STOP!!!!!!!" Momo cried out as he lounged for the video camera, but Inui was smart and had took the camera out of Momoshiro's reach, "NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, so, what do we have here?" Inui asked, looking at the TV screen with shimmering eyes, no, correction, with shimmering glasses. Taking a hold of the collar of Momo's shirt, the juice-maker made sure the powerhouse wasn't able to get away, as he continued to watch the video with extreme interest.
Ryoma's voice was once again coming form the tape
"-look at him, eating when he's not suppose to at the 30 hr. famine, tsk, tsk, tsk"
Camera zooms in on what Momoshiro is eating.
CHOMP CHOMP
All eyes get fixed upon the TV Screen and growls of hunger are heard from everyone's stomach.
"Ahh, look at the wonderfully looking beautifully shaped chip, filled with the ever great . . . erm . . . spices"
Everybody's mouth started watering, as their eyes become larger than large. Drools slowly start to escape everyone's, excluding Tezuka, mouth.
"Ah, what a great looking yummy amazingly great chip, I could just . . . ahem yes, so as I was saying, the boar over there is eating during the 30 hr. famine where you're not, NOT allowed to eat"
"I was not eating!!!" Momo started protesting, hitting the carpet floor with his fist loudly, "I was not eating!! I was, I was . . . I was just making sure the chips weren't overdue!!"
"Yes, of course you were Momo-senpai" Ryoma rolled his eyes, wiping off the drool that escaped his lips as he continued to watch the video he had sneakily taped.
"Oh, I can do so much with this tape! Laughs"
The screen goes blank-ity black.
"NYA!! No fair!!! Momo got to eat!!!!" Eiji cried out unhappily as he frowned, pointing a guilty finger towards the fallen down Momo, "Inui!!! You should do something!!! Hoiiiiiiiiiii"
Inui grinned, "So Momoshiro, I presume you wish to be my next victim for my drink?" Inui flashes Momo a smile, causing the younger boy to freeze.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Momo cried out, glaring daggers towards the first year prodigy who had caused all this mess
Ryoma smirked, "Oh, don't forget our bet we had Momo-senpai, the one we had before the challenge started, about treating ME to BURGERS"
"GRRRRRRR"
Fuji smiled as he enjoyed the happy scene that was playing in front of his eyes. Walking over towards Tezuka, he slapped him hard against his back, causing him to choke, "Ah! Tezuka, seems like Momoshiro's gone down"
Tezuka nods his head.
Fuji peers towards the caption. Something seemed oddly suspicious. Like he was chewing on something . . .
Fuji smiled mischievously, bringing his hand far back away from the silent captions back, forcing all his energy towards this one blow.
"HIYYAAAA!"
Fuji cried out, banging his hand hard against Tezuka's back.
COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!
Plop!
Something seemed to have escaped its place inside Tezuka's mouth and Fuji gazes at it, gasping quite loudly to get everyone's attention
"TEZUKA! Gasp I don't believe it! You were disobeying the rules!!"
Seigaku's caption instantly glares daggers towards the tennis tensai, who now seemed to be holding back a chuckle.
"Disobeying the rules?" Inui looks towards the two, his glasses shimmering with happiness, revealing what seemed to be an image of Inui's disgusting tasting juice, a wide grin plastered on his face. The grin looked even more evil since there appeared to be devil horns on Inui's head from the costume Eiji had placed on him earlier. Turning his body away from the dead looking unconscious Momo, which was now lying on the floor, a blob of green purple liquidly juice surrounding him, The grin was still plastered on Inui's face. EVIL
"What did Tezuka do, what did Tezuka do?" Eiji asked, a happy grin on his face. Finally, he'd be able to see the caption suffer from Inui's juice. This was a once in a lifetime chance.
"Ohh, caption" Ryoma tsked, "Bad caption, bad, bad caption"
Inui started approaching the same old stern looking Tezuka, holding a glass of the weird juice, "I call it, specialized extra version Inui juice, 'No Hunger' my latest invention Grin Grin"
Tezuka sighed, placing his hand upon his forehead, "Inui, would you like to run 100 laps around the field"
The color on Inui's face disappears, the headband that held the devil horns falling off his head. GULP
"Exactly, I won't make you run if you won't give me that juice" Tezuka stated, crossing his fingers behind his back. He had seen his teammates suffer before from that juice, and he didn't want to become one of them.
Inui's adjusted his glasses, the hand holding onto the glass of juice trembling. Oh, decisions, decisions.
"Nya! Tezuka should take the drink! He disobeyed the rules!! Drink it! Drink it!" Eiji started chanting, looking around the room for some support or encouragement. If Momo were here, he would support him. Eiji pouted.
"BURNING!!!!!!" A loud alarming voice was heard as the door to the drama room banged open, "BURNING!!! I AM ALIVE!!!"
The loud voice from non other than the Kawamura Takashi, had surprised Inui quite a bit, causing the glass of juice to jump up off of his hands.
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The juice soared up into the air, it's containments still inside. All eyes watched the gleaming glass, watching as it rose higher and higher, the greeny purplish liquid inside moving slightly as the glass began to tip over.
As it started to tip, everyone did their own little actions. Eiji closed his eyes tightly together, placing his hands together in front of him doing a small prayer. Ryoma just looked up at the glass, a grin plastered over his face; luckily he wasn't in reach of the glass. Fuji just smiled happily as Inui, whom the glass of liquid was right above, was shocked, his mouth hanging wide open. Running away from his spot as quickly as he could, (Remember, this is SLOW motion) he let off a yelp, sweat dripping off the sides o his face, while Tezuka was looking at the glass with wide eyes, his cowboy hat falling off his head. Something terrible was about to happen . . .
SPLAT!
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"In-u-i" Tezuka said in the most calmest voice possible as streams of juice started streaming down his face. His head hurt and it seemed like steam was rising off of it, was it because of the juice? Or was it his anger? He couldn't tell. All he knew was that the glass of juice had landed upside down on his head, and it hurt.
Inui gulped, his glasses sliding off his noise slightly, "Ah . . . yes?"
Tezuka glared towards the boy with ice-cold eyes. Oh, he going to be so dead once he was finished with him. Forgetting about the juice for a split second, Tezuka licked his lower lip, feeling as it got dry. Oh, bad mistake.
PLOMP
Inui let out a sigh of relief as he watched the caption fall down on the floor quite hard. Well, at least he wasn't going to be dead . . . YET.
"BURNING!!! Oh, ho, ho! TEZUKA IS DOWN!!!" Kawamura placed his free left hand up in the air, dropping it, indicating, as in baseball, that the opponent was out.
"Oh, Tezuka's going to have a headache when he wakes up" Fuji stated as he continued to smile, looking down at the fallen caption. Turning towards Eiji, his eyes glimmered slightly, "Oh Eiji!! Math time!!"
"NYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hoi hoi hoi! The fourth chapter of my ficcy! The next chapter will be my last chapter Sniffle Sniffle Anwyays, I hope none of the characters are too OOC and I hope this chapter wasn't stupid, cuz after reading it myself, the word stupid kinda popped up in my mind to describing my chapter. Sorry for the awkwardness of this chapter, I was sugar high Also, I hope this was funny. Hope you enjoyed!! Review please!
Rikku42
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Prince of Tennis
Summary: The Seigaku members (after much begging from Oishi) decide to join the 30 hr. famine at their school to help those in need. Will they survive? NON-YAIO
Disclaimer: Nope, do not own Prince of Tennis
Ch4- Disobeying orders! Tsk Tsk Tsk! Inui Juice Madness!!
==== 6:00 at school ====
The Seigaku regulars, having gotten bored from playing sports in the gym, (Volleyball, table tennis) have decided to take a break in the drama room, the winner of the Kawamura Sushi feast still not determined. Leaving the unconscious Kawamura Takashi, Oishi Syuichiroh and Kaidoh Kaoru lying down in the gymnasium floors with some pitchers of Inui's special drink 'No Hunger' surrounding them if they ever seemed to be thirsty, Inui's idea of course.
"It's the wonderful happy world of Eiji!!!" The red haired acrobatic player cried out happily as his dark blue eyes shimmered with hyperness, or was that happiness? Started to prancing around the drama room, wearing what seemed to be a red cape on his back and a weird looking item on his head . . . no, just wait a second . . . were those reindeer antlers?!
"It's the evil scientist Inui!" Eiji chuckled as he placed devil horns on top of Inui's head, "And his sidekick Evil Math Fuji!" Placing what seemed to look like a red addition sign on Fuji's forehead, Kikuamru continued to prance around the room, digging items out of the large wooden chest and placing them on each of the members.
"This is the ever so hungry Momo!" Eiji took out another weird costume from the large wooden chest and stuck in on top of the now happy, looking-like- he-was-in-heaven Momoshiro, "Hoi, wonder what's gotten into him?" the jumpy boy pondered out loud as he continued his way around the room, "Our little ochibi-chan!" Eiji stuck a red clown nose on Ryoma's nose, causing some members in the room to chuckle slightly, "And then our silent cold hearted- "
"Kikumaru, die" Tezuka stated, in his left hand holding what looked like a plastic gun, aiming it right at the jumpy boy. Wearing a brown cowboy hat and black sunglasses, the Seigaku caption did look like quite a cowboy, a dangerous one.
"Ahh!!! HELP!!! The wonderful great Eiji is going to die!!!!" Eiji cried out, watching as Tezuka's sunglasses have a mysterious glow to them, "AHH!! I'm . . . Stomach growls hungry"
Everybody in the room falls down, but quickly regains back their composure.
"Ah, Inui, have I told you about my gr.3 photo album? No, I thought not. Anyways, this is how it all began I was-" The 3rd year tennis tensai started explaining as he adjusted the red addition sign on his forehead.
Inui sweat dropped and quickly paced away from the mysteriously talkative Fuji. Walking around the drama room at a quick speed while jotting down notes in his never-ending notebook.
"NOO!!! Tezuka's going to shoot me!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"So, Momo-senpai, did you have a good snack?" Ryoma walked up to next to Momo, nudging him in the ribs as he took off the red clown nose his jumpy senpai had stuck on him, smirking towards his opened mouth comrade.
"Wh-What do you mean Echzien?" Momo stuttered out, his palms starting to get sweaty all of a sudden. No way he could've been caught, he had been SO sure no one was around when he had his 'little' snack
"Oh, you know what I mean Momo-senpai" Ryoma grinned, taking out from behind his back a video camera tape, "I wonder, should I give this tape to Inui-senpai or should I be nice and blackmail you with it?"
"You're never nice" Momo muttered out under his breathe, but Ryoma's sharp ears caught on
"Exactly. Hmm, the wonder's I can do with this tape" Ryoma placed his pointer finger upon his chin, "I can watch you suffer from drinking Inui's special whatever-he-calls-it juice or you can treat me to a month supply burgers after this challenge" Ryoma's stomach growled in response to his hunger, "So what do you think Momo-senpai?"
"A month!!! No way you pig!!!" Momoshiro cried out in a loud voice, but then quickly looked around to see no one had heard him, turning back his attention to Ryoma, he hissed, "you wouldn't!"
"Watch me, Mr. Boar" Ryoma's hissed back, challenging his older classmen, "Buy me burgers for a month and I won't give this tape to Inui-senpai"
"Grrr" Momo thought for a second, was it better for him to die cuz of Inui's drink or be broke for the rest of the month? "Fi-"
"So, what do you have here Echizen?"
Ryoma froze at the all too familiar voice, "Ah, ha, ha, ha, nothing at all Inui-senpai" Ryoma tried to fake out a laugh, failing miserably. Trying to hide the video camera tape away from the evil looking Inui. But too late, in one quick motion with Inui's long arms, the tape was in his hands.
"NYA!!!! TEZUKA"S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji cried out as he continued to run around the room the red cape flying behind him as the reindeer antlers still held there place in his red hair while Tezuka's toy gun was still aiming straight at him.
"Hmm, maybe we should play it, don't you think?" Inui asked, adjusting his glasses so they shimmered, making no one want to refuse.
"B-Bu-But" Ryoma reached out for the tape, but Inui was too tall, "My beautiful monthly burgers!!!!!!!!" Ryoma, if possible, could've started bursting into a fit of tears, but he didn't, they were only burgers anyways . . . yummy, delicious tasting wonderful burgers. Ryoma's mouth started watering just at the thought of them.
"No! No! Inui-senpai! You don't want to view that! It's-It's" Momshiro quickly tried to think of an excuse, or maybe it would be better for him to run away? "It's-It's Pornographic! That's what!"
Ryoma instantly shot a death glare at the powerhouse, "Pornographic?" He repeated, watching as Momoshiro just sweatdrop and scratch the back of his head with his left hand. What was going on in Momoshiro's head? No, just wait; he didn't want to know, ever.
"Oh! The more reason we should watch it!" Inui replied, a mischievous smile upon his lips, making both Ryoma and Momoshiro look at him quizzically, while you see a reindeer wearing a red cape and a cowboy in the background (A.K.A. Eiji and Tezuka)
"Hentai Senpai" Both members said in unison, watching as Inui's smile widened as he placed the tape inside the video camera.
"Um, well, you know what? I'm getting sleepy . . . yeah, I'm going to be leaving now . . . . um . . . bye!" Momoshiro made up an excuse quickly, waving a quick good bye as he started to exit out of the room. That was until the scared acrobatic player started hiding behind his back.
"He's going to kill me Momo!!! I'm going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!" Eiji cried out so loudly, it seemed like Momo had lost his hearing, "NYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah! Eiji! I've been looking for you" Fuji stated suddenly leaving Inui to his video camera business, which he seemed to be examining how you open the plate thingy to place the tape inside.
"Hoi?"
Fuji takes out something behind his back, "Ta Da! Luckily I had an extra math book around!"
The color in Eiji's face instantly drains away, his mouth wide open and the reindeer antler headband slowly drops down onto the floor.
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CLANK
The reindeer ears fall down, getting the attention of all the regular members.
"NOOoooooo" Eiji cried out, turning away from Fuji, his eyes bulging out of their sockets, "Never!!!"
Eiji starts running away (Remember, this is in SLOW motion) his cape flying up brilliantly behind him, his red hair shinning brightly against the light rays casted off by the light, "NYA!!!!!!"
"Eiji! It's Math time!" Fuji cried out happily, his eyes glimmering mischievously. Reaching out his hand, he takes a hold of the red cape, "MWHAHAHAHAHA" (Sorry, couldn't help but add that in )
"NYA!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!"
BANG!!!!!
SIZZLE!! SIZZLE!!
A paper looking bullet is shot from the plastic gun Tezuka is holding.
Eiji, doing a matrix style dodge, his arms flying backwards in circles (Think of swimming, when you're lying on your back, your arms going up above you, then behind entering the water . . . yeah, I don't think that made any sense . . .) while bending his back. The acrobatic player did a nice smooth wonderfully looking dodge, missing the bullet an inch away from his face.
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"Nya!!! Tezuka you-you-you gun shooter!!! NYA!!!!!!!" Eiji closed his eyes as he continued to run, not noticing that he wasn't getting anywhere because of Fuji's grip on his cape, "They're trying to KILL me, Nya!!!!!!!!"
"Oi, Kikumaru-senpai, calm down" Ryoma stated, walking over to his crazy hyperactive senpai.
"Nya!! Calm down? They're trying to KILL me Echizen!!!!" The red head replied, opening his eyes slightly to look at the first year prodigy, "Hoiiiiiii"
Ryoma sweatdropped and bent down to pick up the paper looking bullet thingy, "It's paper, I don't think you can die from paper"
"Nya!! Still! It's dangerous! Tezuka was being mean!!! He should do 500,000,000 laps around the court!!!!" Eiji's face instantly brightened as he thought of an idea, "Hoi!! Then when Tezuka's doing the laps, we can slack off!!"
"Ahem, I'm still here Eiji" The caption of the hyperactive tennis team stated, coughing into his fist to get the boy's attention, "And I'm the only one who can make people run laps"
"NYA!! Ruin the fun Te-zu-ka!!" Eiji whined. Looking around the drama room, Eiji finally realized that Fuji was still holding onto his cape and he yelled out, rather loudly might I add, "Nya! Fuji! You're going to kill my beautiful, extremely great, wonderfully wonderful, specialized, made in-" Eiji takes in a deep breathe and peers at the tag, "- China, Redder than red, soft, cuddly, amazingly amazing red cape, Fuji! So, Let-" Eiji starts pulling on the cape, "-GO!"
RIIPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, whoops! So anyways, back to math, so do you remember-" Fuji started, but quickly stopped as he saw tears flowing from Eiji's eyes. No wait. Fuji peers at Eiji, squinting his eyes to get a better sight. Those weren't tears, they didn't even reach his eyes, they were . . . Fuji looks closer. Catching a glimpse of what looked like a water bottle hidden behind Eiji, he frowned.
"Look! I'm crying Fuji! CRYING!!!" Eiji pointed towards his fake tears, "You can't do math when you're CRYING" Points towards his tears once again, his lips made into a pout.
Sigh
Fuji let off a defeated sigh.
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"Hmm, so . . . Ah Ha! So this is how you put the tape in! You press the open button" Inui exclaimed, finally able to open the video camera. Placing the tape inside he grinned.
"No of course you don't press the open button, you press the close button" Momo stated sarcastically, forgetting all about what was in the tape until . . .
Inui pressed the play button.
"Ahh, so here is Momo-senpai being a complete boar-" The Video starts to play and Ryoma smirks.
"NO!!! STOP!!!!!!!" Momo cried out as he lounged for the video camera, but Inui was smart and had took the camera out of Momoshiro's reach, "NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, so, what do we have here?" Inui asked, looking at the TV screen with shimmering eyes, no, correction, with shimmering glasses. Taking a hold of the collar of Momo's shirt, the juice-maker made sure the powerhouse wasn't able to get away, as he continued to watch the video with extreme interest.
Ryoma's voice was once again coming form the tape
"-look at him, eating when he's not suppose to at the 30 hr. famine, tsk, tsk, tsk"
Camera zooms in on what Momoshiro is eating.
CHOMP CHOMP
All eyes get fixed upon the TV Screen and growls of hunger are heard from everyone's stomach.
"Ahh, look at the wonderfully looking beautifully shaped chip, filled with the ever great . . . erm . . . spices"
Everybody's mouth started watering, as their eyes become larger than large. Drools slowly start to escape everyone's, excluding Tezuka, mouth.
"Ah, what a great looking yummy amazingly great chip, I could just . . . ahem yes, so as I was saying, the boar over there is eating during the 30 hr. famine where you're not, NOT allowed to eat"
"I was not eating!!!" Momo started protesting, hitting the carpet floor with his fist loudly, "I was not eating!! I was, I was . . . I was just making sure the chips weren't overdue!!"
"Yes, of course you were Momo-senpai" Ryoma rolled his eyes, wiping off the drool that escaped his lips as he continued to watch the video he had sneakily taped.
"Oh, I can do so much with this tape! Laughs"
The screen goes blank-ity black.
"NYA!! No fair!!! Momo got to eat!!!!" Eiji cried out unhappily as he frowned, pointing a guilty finger towards the fallen down Momo, "Inui!!! You should do something!!! Hoiiiiiiiiiii"
Inui grinned, "So Momoshiro, I presume you wish to be my next victim for my drink?" Inui flashes Momo a smile, causing the younger boy to freeze.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Momo cried out, glaring daggers towards the first year prodigy who had caused all this mess
Ryoma smirked, "Oh, don't forget our bet we had Momo-senpai, the one we had before the challenge started, about treating ME to BURGERS"
"GRRRRRRR"
Fuji smiled as he enjoyed the happy scene that was playing in front of his eyes. Walking over towards Tezuka, he slapped him hard against his back, causing him to choke, "Ah! Tezuka, seems like Momoshiro's gone down"
Tezuka nods his head.
Fuji peers towards the caption. Something seemed oddly suspicious. Like he was chewing on something . . .
Fuji smiled mischievously, bringing his hand far back away from the silent captions back, forcing all his energy towards this one blow.
"HIYYAAAA!"
Fuji cried out, banging his hand hard against Tezuka's back.
COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!
Plop!
Something seemed to have escaped its place inside Tezuka's mouth and Fuji gazes at it, gasping quite loudly to get everyone's attention
"TEZUKA! Gasp I don't believe it! You were disobeying the rules!!"
Seigaku's caption instantly glares daggers towards the tennis tensai, who now seemed to be holding back a chuckle.
"Disobeying the rules?" Inui looks towards the two, his glasses shimmering with happiness, revealing what seemed to be an image of Inui's disgusting tasting juice, a wide grin plastered on his face. The grin looked even more evil since there appeared to be devil horns on Inui's head from the costume Eiji had placed on him earlier. Turning his body away from the dead looking unconscious Momo, which was now lying on the floor, a blob of green purple liquidly juice surrounding him, The grin was still plastered on Inui's face. EVIL
"What did Tezuka do, what did Tezuka do?" Eiji asked, a happy grin on his face. Finally, he'd be able to see the caption suffer from Inui's juice. This was a once in a lifetime chance.
"Ohh, caption" Ryoma tsked, "Bad caption, bad, bad caption"
Inui started approaching the same old stern looking Tezuka, holding a glass of the weird juice, "I call it, specialized extra version Inui juice, 'No Hunger' my latest invention Grin Grin"
Tezuka sighed, placing his hand upon his forehead, "Inui, would you like to run 100 laps around the field"
The color on Inui's face disappears, the headband that held the devil horns falling off his head. GULP
"Exactly, I won't make you run if you won't give me that juice" Tezuka stated, crossing his fingers behind his back. He had seen his teammates suffer before from that juice, and he didn't want to become one of them.
Inui's adjusted his glasses, the hand holding onto the glass of juice trembling. Oh, decisions, decisions.
"Nya! Tezuka should take the drink! He disobeyed the rules!! Drink it! Drink it!" Eiji started chanting, looking around the room for some support or encouragement. If Momo were here, he would support him. Eiji pouted.
"BURNING!!!!!!" A loud alarming voice was heard as the door to the drama room banged open, "BURNING!!! I AM ALIVE!!!"
The loud voice from non other than the Kawamura Takashi, had surprised Inui quite a bit, causing the glass of juice to jump up off of his hands.
()()() Slow Motion ()()()
The juice soared up into the air, it's containments still inside. All eyes watched the gleaming glass, watching as it rose higher and higher, the greeny purplish liquid inside moving slightly as the glass began to tip over.
As it started to tip, everyone did their own little actions. Eiji closed his eyes tightly together, placing his hands together in front of him doing a small prayer. Ryoma just looked up at the glass, a grin plastered over his face; luckily he wasn't in reach of the glass. Fuji just smiled happily as Inui, whom the glass of liquid was right above, was shocked, his mouth hanging wide open. Running away from his spot as quickly as he could, (Remember, this is SLOW motion) he let off a yelp, sweat dripping off the sides o his face, while Tezuka was looking at the glass with wide eyes, his cowboy hat falling off his head. Something terrible was about to happen . . .
SPLAT!
()()() End of slow motion ()()()
"In-u-i" Tezuka said in the most calmest voice possible as streams of juice started streaming down his face. His head hurt and it seemed like steam was rising off of it, was it because of the juice? Or was it his anger? He couldn't tell. All he knew was that the glass of juice had landed upside down on his head, and it hurt.
Inui gulped, his glasses sliding off his noise slightly, "Ah . . . yes?"
Tezuka glared towards the boy with ice-cold eyes. Oh, he going to be so dead once he was finished with him. Forgetting about the juice for a split second, Tezuka licked his lower lip, feeling as it got dry. Oh, bad mistake.
PLOMP
Inui let out a sigh of relief as he watched the caption fall down on the floor quite hard. Well, at least he wasn't going to be dead . . . YET.
"BURNING!!! Oh, ho, ho! TEZUKA IS DOWN!!!" Kawamura placed his free left hand up in the air, dropping it, indicating, as in baseball, that the opponent was out.
"Oh, Tezuka's going to have a headache when he wakes up" Fuji stated as he continued to smile, looking down at the fallen caption. Turning towards Eiji, his eyes glimmered slightly, "Oh Eiji!! Math time!!"
"NYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hoi hoi hoi! The fourth chapter of my ficcy! The next chapter will be my last chapter Sniffle Sniffle Anwyays, I hope none of the characters are too OOC and I hope this chapter wasn't stupid, cuz after reading it myself, the word stupid kinda popped up in my mind to describing my chapter. Sorry for the awkwardness of this chapter, I was sugar high Also, I hope this was funny. Hope you enjoyed!! Review please!
Rikku42
Updates might be a bit slow, I have my exams coming up and I need to study for them. Review please!
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