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Chapter 2 The Idiot and the Mall
Battosai and Karou soon reached the mall. As they were walking someone shouted "Hey Jou-chan!"
'Sa...San...Sano?"
"In the flesh!"
"Hey Battosai what are you doing with Jou-chan?" Sano asked.
"She's my prisoner you baka!"
"Oh, I see she's the one you had to kidnap."
"You knew he was going to kidnap me?" Karou asked.
"Well I do work with him." Sano replied.
"You idiot why didn't you tell me?" Karou asked.
"I don't know."
"I'm surrounded by baka-sama-amarus!!!!!!!" Karou yelled.
"Why do people have to make fun of my stupidity?" Sano said while crying.
"Sano, watch the woman and buy her some food, while I go and pick up some things." Battosai said while leaving.
'Lets see I'll get her the black tanktop and red skirt, and for me I'll get a red shirt and black jeans.'
After buying the clothes, Battosai went into a sword shop.
3 Hours 57 minutes later
"I'm sleepy! My head hurts! I need coffee!" Karou shouted.
"Shut up!" Battosai yelled at her.
"Make me, you mean people!" Karou yelled.
Battosai taped her mouth shut.
"Happy?" He asked.
"No!"
"Shit! How the hell did you do that?" Battosai yelled.
"I don't know." Karou replied.
"Idiot"
"What?" Sano asked.
"Not you her."
"Oh ok." Sano said.