THE GOOD ONE AND THE BAD ONE
Chapter 3 'Sporadic-Deafferentation'
Vegeta: What's sperodod dfjkjeijfskjfadkj?
Kurama: What you mean Sporadic-Deafferentation?
Vegeta: How do say that sperodid-djgeirjfs?
Okane: Like this Sporadic-Deafferentation it's not that hard to say
Vegeta: Yes it is you lie
Sanosuke: Yo waz up Sporadic-Deafferentation
Okane: Waz up hey guess what?
Sanosuke: Sporadic-Deafferentation?
Okane: Yep
Kurama: I don't mean to ruin your Sporadic-Deafferentation but Sanosuke if you don't have a death wish then you should leave. And if you do then let your soul rest in peace.
Sanosuke: *looks at Vegeta and then runs for his life* what did I do ahhhhh safe me
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~At Breakfast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So where is your mom I thought she wanted to ask me stupid annoying questions?" Rika said starting to get impatient wait for her.
"She probably got held up in the operation room or something,"Kurama said trying to calm her down.
"Well if she doesn't get here soon and ask me those questions then I don't care what you say and I'll go find them myself against your wishes".
"And if you go against my wishes then...".but just then the door opened and Kurama's mother walked in.
"Good, your still here I am going to ask my questions whether you like it or not Shuuichi," Kurama's mother said frantically and sat down next to Rika on the couch." Okay,"and she sucked in air." DO you do drugs? If so why are you in my house? Are you Shuuichi's girlfriend or not? Is Shuuichi gay, straight, or bisexual? Are you Married, been Married, or arranged to be married? And if so is it to my son? Do you have a child? Is it with my son? Are you gay, straight, or bisexual? Are you a virgin? Have you ever drunk beer, wine, or champagne? And if so why? Why were you in California? Last night you told me that you were from Japan and at yesterday was your first time on a plane if that's true and if your name is really Sagara, Sakura then how did you get to California? Do you like my son? Do you see all the naughty things he does? What does he do? Look at men? Porn? Do you live in the playboy mansion? Where did you meet Shuuichi? At a bar your mansion maybe? Have you ever kissed, slept, seen my son naked, told him you loved him, or thought things about him?" She finally took a breath and continued." Has my son ever kissed, slept, seen you naked, told you he loved you, broke your heart, or seen him looking at your butt?"
"Mother that's enough now you can stop now,"Kurama tried to stop her but she just ignored him and went on asking her questions.
"Do you have dieses? Do you have a STD? And if so which one? Do you want children? With my son possibly? Who are your parents? Do you have any siblings? How many? How old are they? What are there names are they as pretty as yours? Are they as pretty as you? Did you know that you and shuuichi would make a good couple? Are you hearing a word I am saying? Am I talking to fast for you? No of course I'm not. How much make-up do you wear? Where do you buy your clothes? Are you rich are you deaf? Look at me when I'm talking to you. What's your favorite food? And, last but not least. What's your favorite color?"
"Um I'm sorry but I heard only the first three words that you said and then I kind of lost my hearing so could you re..."
"No, No please don't make her repeat it Sakura no I beg you, I thought you said you wanted to go see Yusuke," Kurama said soundly like if his mother repeat all those questions over and over that they would never leave the apartment.
"Lost your hearing," Kurama's mother said ignoring her son.
"Yes, I have this influxuation in my afferent pathways and sometimes when people speak there is Sporadic afferent nerve impulses that causes a temporary collision of brain stimulates and I am unable to hear until the outside sound waves stop sending deaf rate brain detretants." Rika looking proud of her-self for using big words to explain her chemical brain imbalance.
"So in other words her brain can't process the words that come out of your mouth," said Kurama grabbing Rika's arm and leaving the apartment.
~~~~~~~~~~~In the park~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"That was kind of rude," Rika said staring at the lifeless zombie that walked next to her.
"I know maybe I should apologize"
"Or we go find Hiei"
"Do you really want to go find Hiei?"
"Of course I do, Ah look at three o'clock"
"Yeah what about, hey where'd ya go,"Kurama looked around to until he saw what was coming and knew that Rika was hiding from it. "Hey, is that you Kurama?" said an orange haired flat faced Kuwabara walking Kurama's way.
"Hello, Kuwabara nice to see you again it's been so long," Kurama said trying not to be afraid. He then noticed a little girl how looked to be about 2 and a half and blue hair attached to Kuwabara's hand.
" OH hello there little one," he said to the little girl. 'I can't believe it I just can't I got to talk to Hiei about this he never told me that yukina and Kuwabara had a kid' he thought to him-self surprised then realized why Hiei didn't tell him that his sister had a kid cause it was with Kuwabara.
"Daddy, daddy why is there a lady in the bushes?" said the little girl pointing at the bush.
"Um, I don't know how about you go look and ask her why she's in the bushes okay" was all Kuwabara said before he ran off somewhere leaving his kid to fend for her self.
"Why are you in that bush?" the little girl said looking at Rika.
"Why were you born to that man, you poor, poor soul; come here." Rika walked out of the bush and hugged the child.
"Rika, um, she turning blue maybe you should let go of her," said Kurama giggling and trying to free the little girl from Rika's grasp. After about another minute or so she let go of the now purple child.
"Where is your mother I must ask her what in the world was going on in her head when this badly scared child was conceived?" Rika said putting her hand up to her head to block the sun so she could see if Yukina was anywhere in sight.
"Rika..."
"There she is," said Rika spotting yukina and running to her to see if she had gone mental. Kurama was starting to get annoyed at how people kept ignoring him. He took a deep breath to calm himself down. All of a sudden when he was in mid-breathing the little girl grabbed his hand a drag him over to where everyone else was. And when I say everyone I mean a totally freaked out Rika and a yukina now also turning the color purple to match her daughter and a dumb founded looking Kuwabara.
"You poor poor poor poor poor woman are you feeling okay you remember that I can change time right well just say the word and you'll never remember your mistake and the night that this man emotionally scarred you when he tied you to a bed and raped you oh my gosh you poor poor mental woman I will make it my life to save you from him," Rika said hugging yukina tighter and tighter with each word that came out of her mouth.
"Rika, come I'm sorry she's a little high right now I must apologize and leave you alone to continue your day," Kurama said pulling Rika away from the happy family and out of the park.
"What did you do that for the poor..."but this time Kurama cut her off.
"Stop bugging into people's personal lives and stop not listening to me when I'm trying to tell you something important okay, were looking for Yusuke close your eyes and find him." Rika didn't dare talk back she knew what happened when Kurama was acting this way. So she closed her eyes and focused her thought on Yusuke Urameshi. She looked everyplace that she thought that he could be but found nothing. Then a flash of light came straight at her and she saw it just barley hit her. The mysterious light then turned around and headed back toward Rika.
"I got him,"Rika said opening her eyes and the light vanished.
"Good where is he," came Kurama's voice behind her. All of a sudden she heard the screeching sound of a car and someone honking their horn. She looked in that direction and saw that she was standing in the middle of a busy street. After flipping the angry man in the car off she walk over to where she had heard Kurama's voice earlier.
"You let me walk in the road I could have died Kurama,"she was getting upset.
"Yeah, but you didn't and you found Yusuke where is he"
"Why should I tell you I bet you any money that you were wishing for that car to hit me you probably paid the guy!"
"Why would I want to see you dead? If the car had gotten any closer I would of saved you but," Kurama said standing up and stretching. "Are you sure you don't control your eyes color changing ability?" Rika eyes were changing from brown to red faster then the normal slow pace.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Okane: dun dun dun
Kurama: you're insane I can't believe I actually let you write a story about me.
Okane: Why don't you like it :'(
Kurama: You're embarrassing
Okane: Am I sry I was just trying to write a story and I stop embarrassing you if I leave you not if you leave me I leave you
Kurama: And that's probably never right
Okane: Right because I will always love you :) alright now back to business. So what in the world is going on why would Yukina do that to her self she going to Hades and you know it. And did Rika even understand the explanation she told Kurama mother cuz I don't and I wrote it. Also what does that light mean find out in the next chapter called 'Yusuke my buddy'.
Chapter 3 'Sporadic-Deafferentation'
Vegeta: What's sperodod dfjkjeijfskjfadkj?
Kurama: What you mean Sporadic-Deafferentation?
Vegeta: How do say that sperodid-djgeirjfs?
Okane: Like this Sporadic-Deafferentation it's not that hard to say
Vegeta: Yes it is you lie
Sanosuke: Yo waz up Sporadic-Deafferentation
Okane: Waz up hey guess what?
Sanosuke: Sporadic-Deafferentation?
Okane: Yep
Kurama: I don't mean to ruin your Sporadic-Deafferentation but Sanosuke if you don't have a death wish then you should leave. And if you do then let your soul rest in peace.
Sanosuke: *looks at Vegeta and then runs for his life* what did I do ahhhhh safe me
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~At Breakfast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So where is your mom I thought she wanted to ask me stupid annoying questions?" Rika said starting to get impatient wait for her.
"She probably got held up in the operation room or something,"Kurama said trying to calm her down.
"Well if she doesn't get here soon and ask me those questions then I don't care what you say and I'll go find them myself against your wishes".
"And if you go against my wishes then...".but just then the door opened and Kurama's mother walked in.
"Good, your still here I am going to ask my questions whether you like it or not Shuuichi," Kurama's mother said frantically and sat down next to Rika on the couch." Okay,"and she sucked in air." DO you do drugs? If so why are you in my house? Are you Shuuichi's girlfriend or not? Is Shuuichi gay, straight, or bisexual? Are you Married, been Married, or arranged to be married? And if so is it to my son? Do you have a child? Is it with my son? Are you gay, straight, or bisexual? Are you a virgin? Have you ever drunk beer, wine, or champagne? And if so why? Why were you in California? Last night you told me that you were from Japan and at yesterday was your first time on a plane if that's true and if your name is really Sagara, Sakura then how did you get to California? Do you like my son? Do you see all the naughty things he does? What does he do? Look at men? Porn? Do you live in the playboy mansion? Where did you meet Shuuichi? At a bar your mansion maybe? Have you ever kissed, slept, seen my son naked, told him you loved him, or thought things about him?" She finally took a breath and continued." Has my son ever kissed, slept, seen you naked, told you he loved you, broke your heart, or seen him looking at your butt?"
"Mother that's enough now you can stop now,"Kurama tried to stop her but she just ignored him and went on asking her questions.
"Do you have dieses? Do you have a STD? And if so which one? Do you want children? With my son possibly? Who are your parents? Do you have any siblings? How many? How old are they? What are there names are they as pretty as yours? Are they as pretty as you? Did you know that you and shuuichi would make a good couple? Are you hearing a word I am saying? Am I talking to fast for you? No of course I'm not. How much make-up do you wear? Where do you buy your clothes? Are you rich are you deaf? Look at me when I'm talking to you. What's your favorite food? And, last but not least. What's your favorite color?"
"Um I'm sorry but I heard only the first three words that you said and then I kind of lost my hearing so could you re..."
"No, No please don't make her repeat it Sakura no I beg you, I thought you said you wanted to go see Yusuke," Kurama said soundly like if his mother repeat all those questions over and over that they would never leave the apartment.
"Lost your hearing," Kurama's mother said ignoring her son.
"Yes, I have this influxuation in my afferent pathways and sometimes when people speak there is Sporadic afferent nerve impulses that causes a temporary collision of brain stimulates and I am unable to hear until the outside sound waves stop sending deaf rate brain detretants." Rika looking proud of her-self for using big words to explain her chemical brain imbalance.
"So in other words her brain can't process the words that come out of your mouth," said Kurama grabbing Rika's arm and leaving the apartment.
~~~~~~~~~~~In the park~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"That was kind of rude," Rika said staring at the lifeless zombie that walked next to her.
"I know maybe I should apologize"
"Or we go find Hiei"
"Do you really want to go find Hiei?"
"Of course I do, Ah look at three o'clock"
"Yeah what about, hey where'd ya go,"Kurama looked around to until he saw what was coming and knew that Rika was hiding from it. "Hey, is that you Kurama?" said an orange haired flat faced Kuwabara walking Kurama's way.
"Hello, Kuwabara nice to see you again it's been so long," Kurama said trying not to be afraid. He then noticed a little girl how looked to be about 2 and a half and blue hair attached to Kuwabara's hand.
" OH hello there little one," he said to the little girl. 'I can't believe it I just can't I got to talk to Hiei about this he never told me that yukina and Kuwabara had a kid' he thought to him-self surprised then realized why Hiei didn't tell him that his sister had a kid cause it was with Kuwabara.
"Daddy, daddy why is there a lady in the bushes?" said the little girl pointing at the bush.
"Um, I don't know how about you go look and ask her why she's in the bushes okay" was all Kuwabara said before he ran off somewhere leaving his kid to fend for her self.
"Why are you in that bush?" the little girl said looking at Rika.
"Why were you born to that man, you poor, poor soul; come here." Rika walked out of the bush and hugged the child.
"Rika, um, she turning blue maybe you should let go of her," said Kurama giggling and trying to free the little girl from Rika's grasp. After about another minute or so she let go of the now purple child.
"Where is your mother I must ask her what in the world was going on in her head when this badly scared child was conceived?" Rika said putting her hand up to her head to block the sun so she could see if Yukina was anywhere in sight.
"Rika..."
"There she is," said Rika spotting yukina and running to her to see if she had gone mental. Kurama was starting to get annoyed at how people kept ignoring him. He took a deep breath to calm himself down. All of a sudden when he was in mid-breathing the little girl grabbed his hand a drag him over to where everyone else was. And when I say everyone I mean a totally freaked out Rika and a yukina now also turning the color purple to match her daughter and a dumb founded looking Kuwabara.
"You poor poor poor poor poor woman are you feeling okay you remember that I can change time right well just say the word and you'll never remember your mistake and the night that this man emotionally scarred you when he tied you to a bed and raped you oh my gosh you poor poor mental woman I will make it my life to save you from him," Rika said hugging yukina tighter and tighter with each word that came out of her mouth.
"Rika, come I'm sorry she's a little high right now I must apologize and leave you alone to continue your day," Kurama said pulling Rika away from the happy family and out of the park.
"What did you do that for the poor..."but this time Kurama cut her off.
"Stop bugging into people's personal lives and stop not listening to me when I'm trying to tell you something important okay, were looking for Yusuke close your eyes and find him." Rika didn't dare talk back she knew what happened when Kurama was acting this way. So she closed her eyes and focused her thought on Yusuke Urameshi. She looked everyplace that she thought that he could be but found nothing. Then a flash of light came straight at her and she saw it just barley hit her. The mysterious light then turned around and headed back toward Rika.
"I got him,"Rika said opening her eyes and the light vanished.
"Good where is he," came Kurama's voice behind her. All of a sudden she heard the screeching sound of a car and someone honking their horn. She looked in that direction and saw that she was standing in the middle of a busy street. After flipping the angry man in the car off she walk over to where she had heard Kurama's voice earlier.
"You let me walk in the road I could have died Kurama,"she was getting upset.
"Yeah, but you didn't and you found Yusuke where is he"
"Why should I tell you I bet you any money that you were wishing for that car to hit me you probably paid the guy!"
"Why would I want to see you dead? If the car had gotten any closer I would of saved you but," Kurama said standing up and stretching. "Are you sure you don't control your eyes color changing ability?" Rika eyes were changing from brown to red faster then the normal slow pace.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Okane: dun dun dun
Kurama: you're insane I can't believe I actually let you write a story about me.
Okane: Why don't you like it :'(
Kurama: You're embarrassing
Okane: Am I sry I was just trying to write a story and I stop embarrassing you if I leave you not if you leave me I leave you
Kurama: And that's probably never right
Okane: Right because I will always love you :) alright now back to business. So what in the world is going on why would Yukina do that to her self she going to Hades and you know it. And did Rika even understand the explanation she told Kurama mother cuz I don't and I wrote it. Also what does that light mean find out in the next chapter called 'Yusuke my buddy'.