Shibby and the Shibby Shibbiers

By: Hedwigmail

Author's note: My first fanfic! If it's horrible I'll stop comedy and move on to something more intense. Not really sure where this is going so yeah, anyway.... My big brother is my Proofreader but I could use more. If you're interested email me at hedwigfast.net.

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone, not even Ashton Kucher.

Now the story!

SHIBBY #1: THE SHIBBYS

"Shibbbbbbbbbby!"

"Where did that come from?" Ron asked as he jumped to his feet.

"Down the hallway," Hermione exclaimed as Harry bolted out of the compartment.

Kids were poking their heads out of the compartments. And then someone yelled...

"Shibby! What's shibbying?"

Everyone's heads shot towards a pair of 15-year-old twins standing in the middle of the hallway, one a boy and the other a girl.

"Who are you?" the Weasley twins questioned the brown haired blue eyed twins.

"We're the Shibbys from the United States of Shibbyville." they responded.

"You're from America, aren't you?"Hermione asked.

"Shibby!"

"Why are you idiots talking like that?" came Malfoy's cold drawl.

"What haven't you shibbys ever heard Shibby?"

"Of course we have but what the bloody hell is 'Shibby' or 'shibbys' or 'shibbyville'." Pansy retorted.

"You forgot shibbier"

"Who are you? What are your names?" asked Lee Jordan interestedly.

"We shibbied you shibbys. We're the Shibbys. I'm Shibby1 and she's Shibby2." the boy said.

"What does 'Shibby' mean?" asked Ron exasperatedly.

"Shibbys! It's Shibby! It shibbys anything."They said together.

"It means anything?" Fred asked.

"Yeah, shibbys!"

Ashton Kutcher walks in and says

"You just got shibbied."

AN: Don't you just love it! lol. ;oD. My brother decided that it would be good to use 'Shibby' as about just every other word. Tell me how you like it. I know it was really short, so I'll do better next time. I'll try to post the next chapter really soon.