Hiya! Well, i'm sorry about the cliffhangers, but never fear! I updated! Lol.
Roguewannabe29 - heh... heh, Knives? Now why would you wanna hurt me-Oh, the cliff hanger... heh. *sweat drop* Well, here's a thought, if you kill me, I cant update. So there! You cant kill me ;-). Yea, poor Remy. Actually Rogue was merciful and let him take off the dress to go out to the movies, it would be bad for her image if she went to the movies with a cross-dresser. ;-) I'm glad you loved it, and please, continue to breath in and out, and don't kill me lol.
UntitledWhispers - I"m glad you like it! Yea, Mags is a jerk, but we still love him and his crazy un-successful plans to rule the world... but will this plan be un-successful? Or will it succeed? Duhn dun dunnnn.
Flaming Fire Goddess - I'm glad you like it. Hah! Happy ending? Hahahahaha, but their will be a sequel ;-)
The Uncanny R-man - Fluff does rule! (But, since drama and Angst rules even more, there's only gonna be a little more fluff before... oops, I've said to much already) Magneto is evil, and you'll just have to wait and find out. But its not so much what Mags makes John and Remy do, but what he does with what they get *hinthint* lol. Wish isn't one of my better stories, i'll admit, but I hope you like!
Ishandahalf - Remy in boxers grabs my attention to (but him without boxers grabs it more ;-) jk lol) I love spongebob lol, and I figured that Remy would too, being stuck with John in the base and them both being so immature. Magneto's cool, even if he's evil ^_^
Arin Ross/Arain Rowan/Anee - Lol! Heh, why's she burnin food...? I like those idea's! ... Now, to find a website that gives lyrics for 'the sexy song' lol Arin, you know, taking 40 advil's is bad for you're health, you should try long Vodka's instead... Or some good ol' Bourbon ;-) And I know what you mean about the people you live with. You should meet my mother... then again, I don't want to wish that kind of horror on you.... Anee's startin' to scare me... lol
ASGT - Yea, Magneto does. He probably thinks it 'helps his image' lol. I LOVE that idea! Oh this is gonna be fun! Thanks!
Weapon X 61 - Yea, I loved your ideas! Haha, Remy, sugah, no one cares if its mean and unhumane, its happenin' to yah, and we love it! I like the shirt idea, but not to walmart *evil smile* nooo, not to walmart. How did my fanfic go up a point in one day when I didn't update? Not that i'm complaining, but still... its an enigma...
Linda Keene - 12 inches? How long was your hair!? Lol, well I don't plan to give Remy a hair cut ( thou God knows he needs one, the bowl cut just doesn't look that great on him) Haha! Breakdancing! that's halariouse Hahahah! I bet that guy must have been real funny! Hang-gliding accident in Argentina! Lol!
RealityDreamer - Yea i liked your idea! lol Oh, it's gonnna get even more interesting soon...
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Remy had woken up in a bad mood. He was now twisted into yet ANOTHER of Magneto's plans, and couldn't tell anyone! And just when Rogue was beginning to trust him too. Then he noticed the skirt and matching shirt at the end of his bed with a note from Rogue.
"Put this on and then come to my room for further instructions." He read out loud. He had to smile, she was good. "An' she chose m'favorite color." he smirked as he picked up the dark green skirt and light green shirt with dark green designs to match the skirt.
"Skirt's a little to short f'Remy dough..." He commented as he noticed that the skirt came just above mid-thigh. He then noticed the fishnets that had been hiding under the skirt.
"Shit no."
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"Remy, yah're not wearin' the fishnets." Rogue pointed out as he walked into her room. She was dressed in her usual skirt and shirt with mesh top, and curled on her bed, reading a nice Vampire story.
"Cherie, Remy would jump off de edge of de world for y', but Remy is NOT wearin' fishnets! It'd hurt de special pacage." he folded his arms stubbornly.
Rogue rolled her eyes, "Fahne, you're off the hook for the fishnets, but you're doin mah laundry. Its in that basket right their. Ah'm feelin tired, Ah had a rough night and Ah just wanna relax and read for a while." she explained. Remy cringed slightly when Rogue mentioned last night.
"Oui ma Cherie. You're laundry will be done by you'rs truly before y' can say 'Quicksilver'." he winked as he walked out of the room.
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On his way to the laundry room, he found John comming out of their room. "Hey homme." he said, rather sadly.
"Hey mate. Y'ready?" John asked, although it was obvious that he wasn't.
"No, but we gotta do it anyway. Atleast after dis, ol' Bucket head 'll leave us alone." Remy said.
"I know what you mean. Lets go get it over with." John said.
"Just lemme start dis load and Remy'll come." Remy said, walking to the laundry room. John followed him.
"Do you even know how to do laundry?" John asked.
"Nope, dat's why its a good t'ing y'here." Remy said.
"Well, separate it into dark stuff and light stuff." John said, as Remy started the two piles. Soon they had two medium piles, one dark, the other light.
"Now Remy just puts one in wit some soap right? Remy'll do the darks first, it's smaller." he smirked as he started picking stuff up and putting it in the washing machine. He then picked up a black thong with some red lace.
"Wow Cherie. Remy knew dat red an' black were y're favorite colors, but a t'ong dat color? Remy's heard dat if y'have black panties, that means y'have a longin' fo' some lovin." he smirked, putting it into the machine.
"... Where did you hear that? Normally black and red means Goth. Though that might just be me." John said.
"Ok Johnnie, lets go get it over wit." Remy decided. They both stiffened immediately, and started creeping down the stairs and to the Danger Room. When they got to the Danger room, John took out a disk and put it in the computer. Then Remy turned it on and started copying the entire thing to the super disk.
"I still don't understand why he wants to know about the Danger room instead of Cerebro. I thought he always wanted the readouts to Cerebro, not the Danger room." John said as everything was copying itself.
"Remy dunno either, but don' mention it to 'im. He might just change his mind, and den we'd be even more screwed den we already are." Remy ordered.
"Gotchya. Wonder what he's gonna do with all this crap." John asked, looking at the screen
"Hell if Remy knows." he shrugged. "An w'at ever it is, Remy don care as long as it means he'll leave us alone and let us be wit our Cherie's." he said as he took out the disk. He put it in his pocket and sighed in relief. "It's done Johnnie, now lets get out o' here before someone comes in." he said.
They both left and went to go do things. John went to go hang out with Amara and help her with her homework (Distract her from it is more likely). And Remy went to go finish the wash.
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"'Mara, why y'have t'do that stupid work anyway?" John asked. He was laying on her bed, face and arms hanging off one side. Amara was sitting on a chair in front of a desk, doing her math homework.
"Well, I have to do it so that I get a good grade in school. Its so hard though! I just don't understand it sometimes. But I am getting better." she smiled at him, he smiled back, but it looked weird since he was upside down.
"Their are so many other fun things we could do rather than you doing your homework. A certain idea comes to mind..." he said, winking at her.
"Have you been taking lessons from Gambit?" Amara asked, rolling her eyes.
"Only one way to find out, love." he smiled again. Amara put her pencil down and stood up, streaching.
"I'm not gonna be able to finish it with you in here anyway." she decided, laying down next to John. They were silent for a few minutes until Amara spoke up, "So, why did you decide to work for Magneto anyway?" she asked.
John winced and looked around nervously, "Er, well. It's... Um... I don't really wanna talk about it." he said quickly.
"Oh... Okay." Amara frowned. "Then what -do- you wanna talk about?"
"You, 'Mara. You amaze me. What's your favorite color?" John asked.
Amara giggled, "Red or Orange."
"Yea, tough choice..."
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Remy walked into Rogue's room with a basket full of clean clothes, and the thong he had noticed earlier, laying on top. He set the basket down on the floor and lifted the thong. "Dis, Remy t'inks, was de most interesting item of clothing -if you can call it dat much- dat Remy found." he said. Rogue looked up and rolled her eyes.
"Congratulations Swamp rat, you've found my thong. Do yah have a problem with it?" she asked challengingly.
"De only problem Remy has wit it, Cherie, is dat you haven't let Remy see y' wit it on." he smirked.
"And yah ain't ever gonna." she replied tartly.
"Aww, Cherie."
"Can it, Swamp rat, or do you want to find yourself having to wear that tomorrow?" she asked, raising an eyebrow at him. He gulped nervously.
"So where's yo' room mate?" he asked, trying to start a conversation.
"Left early this mornin for some reason or other probably to go shoppin' or see her boyfriend." Rogue said, shifting positions and then wincing in pain.
"Never mind, Cherie. W'ats wrong? Y'hurtin' o'somet'in?" he asked, walking closer to her bed.
"Mah back hurts. Ah didn't sleep well last night." Rogue explained.
"Oh, well, turn 'round. Let Remy's Magic Fingers™ do 'is magic." Remy joked as Rogue turned around.
"Alright Swamp rat, but your fingers decide to get adventurous and you'll find no fingers left to ever venture with. Got it?"
"Anyt'in for de fille." Remy answered with a deep bow before starting to give her a massage.
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OK, this is kinda confusing. Basically we're gonna go back in time, and start the day in someone else's point of view. It starts around the time when Remy and John walked into their room and found Magneto their.
Kitty Pryde woke up to the sound of her room mate coughing. Funny, it seemed just minutes ago that she had fallen asleep... Oookay, that's because it -was- minutes ago when she had fallen asleep.
Suddenly her friend's coughing ceased, "Like, Rogue? Are you okay?" she asked.
"...Yea Kitty, Ah'm *cough* fahne. Must have choked on some spit o'somethin." she said.
"Oh, alright."
"... Kitty, did yah hear that?" Rogue asked.
"Hear what?" Kitty asked, although she heard it, their was talking going on in the room below them, Remy and John's room...
"Oh, nothin. Must have been my imagination. G'night Kit." Rogue said, while turning over and falling into an uneasy sleep filled with nightmares. Kitty, however, did not go back to sleep. She quietly phased halfway through the floor, poking her head through the ceiling to the boy's room enough so that she could hear what was going on.
She saw Magneto in their and almost gasped.
"Now, Pyro? Or do you need the same... motivation?" Magneto asked. Motivation for
what?!
"No! No, mate, not at all. I'll do it." John said quickly. Do what?! Oh Gawd, they must be planing to do something horrible to Rogue and Amara!
"Good... Good... Now, here's what I want you to do.." Kitty quickly phased back into her
room.
"Oh Gawd! Their gonna hurt Amara and Rogue! I knew they were up to something fishy! I, like, have to get Kurt and tell Pietro so he and Wanda can help out!" she decided, just before a wave of sleep rushed over her and she crawled back into bed.
"Of course, that can, like, wait till morning... Early morning..."
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And indeed it was very early in the morning when Kitty ran into Kurt's room to wake him up. "Kurt! Like, Kurt! Hurry and get up!"
Kurt groaned and opened one eye "Mein Gott! It's six in ze morning Keety! On a Sunday morning! Isn't zere a law about Sunday bein' ze 'Day o' rest'" Kurt asked angrily.
"Ha, ha. And actually the day of rest is Saturday, if your Jewish. But that doesn't matter!" Kitty rambled before noticing that Kurt had turned over again.
"Zere should be a law about waking someone up zis early on a Sunday!" Kurt growled.
"Kurt! Like, seriously! You're sister's feelings and maybe even life is on stake here! And all you can do is complain on waking up early?"Kitty asked. Kurt jumped up in the air and started rushing around to get dressed.
"Meine schwester?! I'll kill him! He's hurting meine schwester? I'm gonna kill him!" Kurt yelled as he pulled on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.
"Woah, like, Kurt. First we're like gonna go get Pietro and Wanda to help us out. I'll tell you what I heard on the way to the brotherhood..." Kitty said, but Kurt grabbed her arm and 'ported to the door of the boarding house.
"Or, like, I could tell you all right now..." Kitty said before knocking.
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Kitty, Kurt, Pietro and Wanda were sitting outside on the porch of the Brotherhood Boarding House. Kitty had just finished explaining what she heard Magneto telling the two boys.
"Ugh! I cant believe Father! And you wonder why I wanted to kill him." Wanda growled at Pietro (A/N: Wanda does have her memory back, but she's decided not to kill Pietro, and not to kill her father... yet...).
"He always does things like this. PoorRoguie." Pietro sighed, pacing the front porch. He had no intention of ever going out with Rogue, but she was like a sister too him.
"I'm going to kill him!" Kurt growled, his eyes glowing a golden yellow.
"I'll help." Wanda said.
"Me too! Both of the liers!" Kitty agreed.
"No, no. That's not what we should do. What we should do is find out what they want to do and stop it. We should also tell Rogue and Amara. They do deserve to know that the boyfriends that supposedly love them are traitors to their teem and them." Pietro said, continuing pacing.
"Yea! I'll talk to Amara about John." Kitty said, brightening at the thought of setting everything right.
"Are you kidding? Have you ever tried telling Rogue something she doesn't want to hear? It's impossible!" Kurt said.
"You still have to try, she's your sister. She'll listen." Wanda assured him.
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"Hey Rogue?" Amara asked, knocking on the door before opening it and entering her room.
Rogue jumped up. Remy stopped giving her a back rub, bud didn't look to happy about it. "Yea?" Rogue snapped. Amara hesitated, but only for a moment before asking a question.
"Me and John are gonna go shopping, wanna come along?"
Rogue almost immediatly said 'hell no' but thought for a second. She didn't have any money... But Remy did... She could drag him through the mall...
"Yea, Ah'd love to, and Ah know that Remy would too. But first, he needs a change of clothes" she said, beaming at the Cajun.
"Mon Dieu! Wat next?!" Remy asked.
"This, sugah." she said, pulling out a pair of jeans that looked long enough for Remy, but to tight, and a plain white shirt that said in black letters, "Mutant Menace, Please Arrest Me For Your Own Safety"
"Cherie, do y'want Remy t'go t'jail?" he asked bluntly as he yanked of the skirt and shirt and pulled on the pants and shirt. Of course, the pants were too tight, and were hip huggers, so his boxers were showing on the two inches between the pants and the bottom of the shirt.
"Of course not, Swamp rat...Well, now that you mention it... Yea, just a bit." she smiled.
"Merci Cherie" Remy said, bowing extravagantly. They all heard the sound of straining fabric about to rip.
"You better not bend to much in those, they might rip." Amara suggested as they walked out of Rogue's room.
"Great, dat woul'd be de highlight of Remy's day." he grumbled.
"I'd be the highlight of mahne." Rogue smirked evilly.
"Great! Come on!" Amara said. They followed and met in the garage again. This time they took Jean's SUV, and John convinced Remy to let him drive.
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"Like, Amara?" Kitty asked as she walked into Amara's room, but only found Jubilee on the bed listening to a CD and reading a book for school. "Oh, like, sorry." Kitty apologized.
She went to the kitchen to find that Kurt hadn't found Rogue anywhere either. "They're probably out with -them-, those nasty traitors." Kurt growled again. "Don't worry meine schwester, I'll save you!" Kurt yelled, making every one in the kitchen look over at him. He teleported out of the room, to God know's where.
"Eh, sorry bout that." Kitty said to the few occupants in the room. They went back to what they were doing. Then Kurt ported back into the room, looking slightly embarrassed.
"I don't know where zey vent." he admitted.
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"Y're NEVER drivin' a car wit anyone in it ever again!" Remy yelled at John as they got out of the car at the mall, "Not only are y' a danger t' de people in de car, but de other cars, and de pedestrians, even dat ol' lady in her garden was hardly safe!" he yelled. Amara was swaying, trying not to loose her lunch, and Rogue was giving her Death Glare™ to John.
"An Ah thought that no one could drive as bad as Kitty." she said as they all walked into the mall. Some people gave them a wide path, due to Remy's shirt, but most thought it a joke since he was wearing glasses and no one saw his eyes.
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Three hours of heavy shopping using up Xavier's and Remy's credit cards, they were walking back to the car. All the bags, even Amara's, were piled in Remy's arms.
"Remy still don see why, if y'brought him t' Victoria's Secret wit y', Cherie, dat he coudn't come in wit' y' in de dressing room's to see how de bra's looked on y'." Remy huffed from behind a million bags and boxes. Rogue just rolled her eyes.
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The four of them got back just in time for the usual hectic dinner. Everyone scrambled for food, cooked by Ororo, while Logan was yelling above the racket.
"Remember! Tomorrow we have a Danger Room session for everyone! That's X-men AND new recruits! If you're not their, I swear you'll curse the first time your mother laid eyes on your father!" Logan yelled, in a worse mood than usual.
The students continued eating, as if they hadn't heard a thing Logan said, but they would all be their... or would they?
"Got it?!" Logan roared. Oh yea, they'd be their. After dinner, Rogue and Amara both said an early goodnight to their boys, Rogue off to read, and Amara to do her homework. The boys agreed, it was the time to give Magneto his disk. The boys went to their rooms to wait.
Remy was reading a book, or was supposedly reading one. He kept on having to re-read the page because he kept on drifting off. What if Rogue found out that he had helped Magneto? She woudn't. What if one of them accidentally walked in? He got up and locked the door, they woudn't. What if Logan smelled Magneto? Nothing he could do about that...
John was playing with his fire (surprise surprise, huh?) But kept on having to make more from his lighter. He got distracted and let go his hold, then got frustrated and created more fire.
They didn't have to wait long. About twenty minutes after they locked themselves in their room, the windows opened and Magneto came in. "Do you have what I asked for?"
"No, Remy t'ought i'd be funny to leave it down dere fo' dem to find." Magneto streatched out a hand threateningly, and Remy took the disk out of his trench pocket.
"Calm down, 't's right here." he said, giving it to him.
"Good. Now, when's the next Danger room meeting or whatever the call it?" he asked.
"No way, mate! We got your bloody disk, we're not gonna help you anymore!" John said.
"When is it?" he asked again, this time clenching both hands. Their was coughing heard from too rooms upstairs now.
"Tomorrow! Tomorrow night at eight!" they both yelled.
"Good." Magneto said, releasing the hold. "Good, I suggest that you too 'accidentally' miss the meeting, I would hate for you to be their when something tragic happens." Magneto hinted as he flew out of the room.
"Dammit!" John cursed, kicking the bed, "It wasn't supposed to happen like this! We weren't supposed to get in another one of Magneto's plans! What if they find out about it? What are we gonna do?" he asked, sitting on the bed hopeless.
"We ain't gonna let dem find out. Remy dunno what we gonna do, but he sure know's one t'ing. We sure as hell ain't gonna let dose fille's anywhere near dat room t'morrow night." Remy said. John nodded in agreement.
"Yea mate, whatever it takes, they're not getting hurt by that bastard."
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Kitty walked down the hall to Amara and Jubilee's room. She paused for a moment, in front of her own door, thinking she heard someone talking nearby, but decided it was just her imagination and continued on her way to the girl's room. When she got their she knocked on the door, "Amara?" she asked. A few seconds later Amara called back.
"Come in!" Kitty came in, Amara was their, but Jubilee was not. Not that it mattered, Kitty was actually glad that the other girl was not their.
"Um, like, hey Amara." She said sheepishly.
"Hi Kitty. Whatsup?" she asked.
"Well, um... Okay, I don't know how to tell you this... but. John-and-Remy-are-planning-against-you-guys-with-Magneto-to-hurt-you. So-I-think-you-should-stop-going-out-with-him." she said with speed that would have made Pietro proud.
Amara blinked, "Ok, ha-ha. Very funny, please go tell Bobby that it a horribly mean joke. John wouldn't do that to me! Even if Magneto wanted him to do something for him, John would tell me about it."
"Amara! I'm being serious! He's helping Magneto with something in the Mansion! Their plotting against you and Rogue! I just don't want you to get hurt." Kitty pleaded.
"Yea, whatever. Please leave." Amara asked, turning back to her magazine. Kitty didn't move.
"I'm not leaving until you listen to me!" Kitty said stubbornly. Amara glared at her, and then sighed.
"Fine, if you won't leave, then I will." She said, getting up and heading off to the Rec room.
^_^;; Also meanwhile (the mansion sure is busy, hahn?)
Kurt knocked nervously on the door to his sisters room. He had to do it, he didn't like doing it, and he was sure that he wouldn't be pleased with the result, but he had to do it.
"Whadyawant?" Came Rogue's reply.
"It's mee, can I come in?" Kurt asked.
"Sure thing sugah." she called back. Kurt came in. Rogue was laying down on her bed flipping through one of Kitty's old magazines and drawing mean faces on the people with permanent marker. Kurt just continued watching her, sitting on the edge of her bed, tail twitching nervously.
"Yes?" she asked, starting to get irritated.
"Er, Rogue. I have something important to talk to you about..." he started. Rogue sat up a bit straighter and forgot about her magazine.
"Yea? What is it? Is someone hurt?" she asked.
"Well, not really. Not yet, at least. Oh Rogue, I'm sorry. Remy and John are helping Magneto do something. Their vorking as double agents or something. They're helping him and Remy's gonna end up hurting you. And I don't want zat to happen." he explained. Rogue raised an eyebrow at him.
"Yah know Kurt, Ah love yah cuz yah're mah brother, but It really ain't fair that you and Scott are gaining up on me about Remy." she said, Scott had been giving Rogue glances that told her that he totally did not approve, and probably would have spoken to her by now if it weren't for Jean. "But Ah cant believe that Remy would help Magneto with anything, he'd rather die." Rogue finished.
"Rogue! You have to believe me! He's doing something to hurt you and I just know it!" Kurt tried to explain.
"No Kurt, he's not gonna hurt me, Ah trust him, okay? Ah trust him. Now leave me alone." She said, picking her magazine up and continuing to draw devil horns on Hillary Duff. When she noticed that Kurt had not moved she looked up and gave him a death glare, and he sighed before 'porting off.
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Remy froze outside Rogue's door. He had left his room a few minutes earlier and got to Rogue's room just in time to hear part of theconveration.
Yah know Kurt, Ah love yah cuz yah're mah brother, but It really ain't fair that you and Scott are gaining up on me about Remy." she said, "but Ah cant believe that Remy would help Magneto with anything, he'd rather die." Rogue finished
"Rogue! You have to believe me! He's doing something to hurt you and I just know it!" Kurt said. Did Kurt know? Remy wondered. No, he was just being an overprotective brother.
"No Kurt, he's not gonna hurt me, Ah trust him, okay? Ah trust him. Now leave me alone." Remy froze. Rogue trusted him? He knew that he trusted him more, but that she trusted him that much. He sighed, and, shaking his head, retreated back to his room
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Wow, longest chapter yet! Yay lol. Well, I don't really need any more dare idea's, he only has a few more hours before he's out of it (Remy: THANK GOD!) But what I REALLY need is, does anyone have a website that gives you the lyrics of songs? I know there are some website out their that give them, I just don't know them.
And, does anyone know the real name to the song, "I'm to sexy?" is that the real name of it? (Kinda weird to name a song "I'm to sexy" ) You know, the song that goes, "i'm to sexy for my pants..." ect. Anyway please help me if u can, if not, just REVIEW! Thanks!
Roguewannabe29 - heh... heh, Knives? Now why would you wanna hurt me-Oh, the cliff hanger... heh. *sweat drop* Well, here's a thought, if you kill me, I cant update. So there! You cant kill me ;-). Yea, poor Remy. Actually Rogue was merciful and let him take off the dress to go out to the movies, it would be bad for her image if she went to the movies with a cross-dresser. ;-) I'm glad you loved it, and please, continue to breath in and out, and don't kill me lol.
UntitledWhispers - I"m glad you like it! Yea, Mags is a jerk, but we still love him and his crazy un-successful plans to rule the world... but will this plan be un-successful? Or will it succeed? Duhn dun dunnnn.
Flaming Fire Goddess - I'm glad you like it. Hah! Happy ending? Hahahahaha, but their will be a sequel ;-)
The Uncanny R-man - Fluff does rule! (But, since drama and Angst rules even more, there's only gonna be a little more fluff before... oops, I've said to much already) Magneto is evil, and you'll just have to wait and find out. But its not so much what Mags makes John and Remy do, but what he does with what they get *hinthint* lol. Wish isn't one of my better stories, i'll admit, but I hope you like!
Ishandahalf - Remy in boxers grabs my attention to (but him without boxers grabs it more ;-) jk lol) I love spongebob lol, and I figured that Remy would too, being stuck with John in the base and them both being so immature. Magneto's cool, even if he's evil ^_^
Arin Ross/Arain Rowan/Anee - Lol! Heh, why's she burnin food...? I like those idea's! ... Now, to find a website that gives lyrics for 'the sexy song' lol Arin, you know, taking 40 advil's is bad for you're health, you should try long Vodka's instead... Or some good ol' Bourbon ;-) And I know what you mean about the people you live with. You should meet my mother... then again, I don't want to wish that kind of horror on you.... Anee's startin' to scare me... lol
ASGT - Yea, Magneto does. He probably thinks it 'helps his image' lol. I LOVE that idea! Oh this is gonna be fun! Thanks!
Weapon X 61 - Yea, I loved your ideas! Haha, Remy, sugah, no one cares if its mean and unhumane, its happenin' to yah, and we love it! I like the shirt idea, but not to walmart *evil smile* nooo, not to walmart. How did my fanfic go up a point in one day when I didn't update? Not that i'm complaining, but still... its an enigma...
Linda Keene - 12 inches? How long was your hair!? Lol, well I don't plan to give Remy a hair cut ( thou God knows he needs one, the bowl cut just doesn't look that great on him) Haha! Breakdancing! that's halariouse Hahahah! I bet that guy must have been real funny! Hang-gliding accident in Argentina! Lol!
RealityDreamer - Yea i liked your idea! lol Oh, it's gonnna get even more interesting soon...
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Remy had woken up in a bad mood. He was now twisted into yet ANOTHER of Magneto's plans, and couldn't tell anyone! And just when Rogue was beginning to trust him too. Then he noticed the skirt and matching shirt at the end of his bed with a note from Rogue.
"Put this on and then come to my room for further instructions." He read out loud. He had to smile, she was good. "An' she chose m'favorite color." he smirked as he picked up the dark green skirt and light green shirt with dark green designs to match the skirt.
"Skirt's a little to short f'Remy dough..." He commented as he noticed that the skirt came just above mid-thigh. He then noticed the fishnets that had been hiding under the skirt.
"Shit no."
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"Remy, yah're not wearin' the fishnets." Rogue pointed out as he walked into her room. She was dressed in her usual skirt and shirt with mesh top, and curled on her bed, reading a nice Vampire story.
"Cherie, Remy would jump off de edge of de world for y', but Remy is NOT wearin' fishnets! It'd hurt de special pacage." he folded his arms stubbornly.
Rogue rolled her eyes, "Fahne, you're off the hook for the fishnets, but you're doin mah laundry. Its in that basket right their. Ah'm feelin tired, Ah had a rough night and Ah just wanna relax and read for a while." she explained. Remy cringed slightly when Rogue mentioned last night.
"Oui ma Cherie. You're laundry will be done by you'rs truly before y' can say 'Quicksilver'." he winked as he walked out of the room.
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On his way to the laundry room, he found John comming out of their room. "Hey homme." he said, rather sadly.
"Hey mate. Y'ready?" John asked, although it was obvious that he wasn't.
"No, but we gotta do it anyway. Atleast after dis, ol' Bucket head 'll leave us alone." Remy said.
"I know what you mean. Lets go get it over with." John said.
"Just lemme start dis load and Remy'll come." Remy said, walking to the laundry room. John followed him.
"Do you even know how to do laundry?" John asked.
"Nope, dat's why its a good t'ing y'here." Remy said.
"Well, separate it into dark stuff and light stuff." John said, as Remy started the two piles. Soon they had two medium piles, one dark, the other light.
"Now Remy just puts one in wit some soap right? Remy'll do the darks first, it's smaller." he smirked as he started picking stuff up and putting it in the washing machine. He then picked up a black thong with some red lace.
"Wow Cherie. Remy knew dat red an' black were y're favorite colors, but a t'ong dat color? Remy's heard dat if y'have black panties, that means y'have a longin' fo' some lovin." he smirked, putting it into the machine.
"... Where did you hear that? Normally black and red means Goth. Though that might just be me." John said.
"Ok Johnnie, lets go get it over wit." Remy decided. They both stiffened immediately, and started creeping down the stairs and to the Danger Room. When they got to the Danger room, John took out a disk and put it in the computer. Then Remy turned it on and started copying the entire thing to the super disk.
"I still don't understand why he wants to know about the Danger room instead of Cerebro. I thought he always wanted the readouts to Cerebro, not the Danger room." John said as everything was copying itself.
"Remy dunno either, but don' mention it to 'im. He might just change his mind, and den we'd be even more screwed den we already are." Remy ordered.
"Gotchya. Wonder what he's gonna do with all this crap." John asked, looking at the screen
"Hell if Remy knows." he shrugged. "An w'at ever it is, Remy don care as long as it means he'll leave us alone and let us be wit our Cherie's." he said as he took out the disk. He put it in his pocket and sighed in relief. "It's done Johnnie, now lets get out o' here before someone comes in." he said.
They both left and went to go do things. John went to go hang out with Amara and help her with her homework (Distract her from it is more likely). And Remy went to go finish the wash.
^_^;;
"'Mara, why y'have t'do that stupid work anyway?" John asked. He was laying on her bed, face and arms hanging off one side. Amara was sitting on a chair in front of a desk, doing her math homework.
"Well, I have to do it so that I get a good grade in school. Its so hard though! I just don't understand it sometimes. But I am getting better." she smiled at him, he smiled back, but it looked weird since he was upside down.
"Their are so many other fun things we could do rather than you doing your homework. A certain idea comes to mind..." he said, winking at her.
"Have you been taking lessons from Gambit?" Amara asked, rolling her eyes.
"Only one way to find out, love." he smiled again. Amara put her pencil down and stood up, streaching.
"I'm not gonna be able to finish it with you in here anyway." she decided, laying down next to John. They were silent for a few minutes until Amara spoke up, "So, why did you decide to work for Magneto anyway?" she asked.
John winced and looked around nervously, "Er, well. It's... Um... I don't really wanna talk about it." he said quickly.
"Oh... Okay." Amara frowned. "Then what -do- you wanna talk about?"
"You, 'Mara. You amaze me. What's your favorite color?" John asked.
Amara giggled, "Red or Orange."
"Yea, tough choice..."
^_^;;
Remy walked into Rogue's room with a basket full of clean clothes, and the thong he had noticed earlier, laying on top. He set the basket down on the floor and lifted the thong. "Dis, Remy t'inks, was de most interesting item of clothing -if you can call it dat much- dat Remy found." he said. Rogue looked up and rolled her eyes.
"Congratulations Swamp rat, you've found my thong. Do yah have a problem with it?" she asked challengingly.
"De only problem Remy has wit it, Cherie, is dat you haven't let Remy see y' wit it on." he smirked.
"And yah ain't ever gonna." she replied tartly.
"Aww, Cherie."
"Can it, Swamp rat, or do you want to find yourself having to wear that tomorrow?" she asked, raising an eyebrow at him. He gulped nervously.
"So where's yo' room mate?" he asked, trying to start a conversation.
"Left early this mornin for some reason or other probably to go shoppin' or see her boyfriend." Rogue said, shifting positions and then wincing in pain.
"Never mind, Cherie. W'ats wrong? Y'hurtin' o'somet'in?" he asked, walking closer to her bed.
"Mah back hurts. Ah didn't sleep well last night." Rogue explained.
"Oh, well, turn 'round. Let Remy's Magic Fingers™ do 'is magic." Remy joked as Rogue turned around.
"Alright Swamp rat, but your fingers decide to get adventurous and you'll find no fingers left to ever venture with. Got it?"
"Anyt'in for de fille." Remy answered with a deep bow before starting to give her a massage.
^_^;;
OK, this is kinda confusing. Basically we're gonna go back in time, and start the day in someone else's point of view. It starts around the time when Remy and John walked into their room and found Magneto their.
Kitty Pryde woke up to the sound of her room mate coughing. Funny, it seemed just minutes ago that she had fallen asleep... Oookay, that's because it -was- minutes ago when she had fallen asleep.
Suddenly her friend's coughing ceased, "Like, Rogue? Are you okay?" she asked.
"...Yea Kitty, Ah'm *cough* fahne. Must have choked on some spit o'somethin." she said.
"Oh, alright."
"... Kitty, did yah hear that?" Rogue asked.
"Hear what?" Kitty asked, although she heard it, their was talking going on in the room below them, Remy and John's room...
"Oh, nothin. Must have been my imagination. G'night Kit." Rogue said, while turning over and falling into an uneasy sleep filled with nightmares. Kitty, however, did not go back to sleep. She quietly phased halfway through the floor, poking her head through the ceiling to the boy's room enough so that she could hear what was going on.
She saw Magneto in their and almost gasped.
"Now, Pyro? Or do you need the same... motivation?" Magneto asked. Motivation for
what?!
"No! No, mate, not at all. I'll do it." John said quickly. Do what?! Oh Gawd, they must be planing to do something horrible to Rogue and Amara!
"Good... Good... Now, here's what I want you to do.." Kitty quickly phased back into her
room.
"Oh Gawd! Their gonna hurt Amara and Rogue! I knew they were up to something fishy! I, like, have to get Kurt and tell Pietro so he and Wanda can help out!" she decided, just before a wave of sleep rushed over her and she crawled back into bed.
"Of course, that can, like, wait till morning... Early morning..."
^_^;;
And indeed it was very early in the morning when Kitty ran into Kurt's room to wake him up. "Kurt! Like, Kurt! Hurry and get up!"
Kurt groaned and opened one eye "Mein Gott! It's six in ze morning Keety! On a Sunday morning! Isn't zere a law about Sunday bein' ze 'Day o' rest'" Kurt asked angrily.
"Ha, ha. And actually the day of rest is Saturday, if your Jewish. But that doesn't matter!" Kitty rambled before noticing that Kurt had turned over again.
"Zere should be a law about waking someone up zis early on a Sunday!" Kurt growled.
"Kurt! Like, seriously! You're sister's feelings and maybe even life is on stake here! And all you can do is complain on waking up early?"Kitty asked. Kurt jumped up in the air and started rushing around to get dressed.
"Meine schwester?! I'll kill him! He's hurting meine schwester? I'm gonna kill him!" Kurt yelled as he pulled on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.
"Woah, like, Kurt. First we're like gonna go get Pietro and Wanda to help us out. I'll tell you what I heard on the way to the brotherhood..." Kitty said, but Kurt grabbed her arm and 'ported to the door of the boarding house.
"Or, like, I could tell you all right now..." Kitty said before knocking.
^_^;;
Kitty, Kurt, Pietro and Wanda were sitting outside on the porch of the Brotherhood Boarding House. Kitty had just finished explaining what she heard Magneto telling the two boys.
"Ugh! I cant believe Father! And you wonder why I wanted to kill him." Wanda growled at Pietro (A/N: Wanda does have her memory back, but she's decided not to kill Pietro, and not to kill her father... yet...).
"He always does things like this. PoorRoguie." Pietro sighed, pacing the front porch. He had no intention of ever going out with Rogue, but she was like a sister too him.
"I'm going to kill him!" Kurt growled, his eyes glowing a golden yellow.
"I'll help." Wanda said.
"Me too! Both of the liers!" Kitty agreed.
"No, no. That's not what we should do. What we should do is find out what they want to do and stop it. We should also tell Rogue and Amara. They do deserve to know that the boyfriends that supposedly love them are traitors to their teem and them." Pietro said, continuing pacing.
"Yea! I'll talk to Amara about John." Kitty said, brightening at the thought of setting everything right.
"Are you kidding? Have you ever tried telling Rogue something she doesn't want to hear? It's impossible!" Kurt said.
"You still have to try, she's your sister. She'll listen." Wanda assured him.
^_^;;
"Hey Rogue?" Amara asked, knocking on the door before opening it and entering her room.
Rogue jumped up. Remy stopped giving her a back rub, bud didn't look to happy about it. "Yea?" Rogue snapped. Amara hesitated, but only for a moment before asking a question.
"Me and John are gonna go shopping, wanna come along?"
Rogue almost immediatly said 'hell no' but thought for a second. She didn't have any money... But Remy did... She could drag him through the mall...
"Yea, Ah'd love to, and Ah know that Remy would too. But first, he needs a change of clothes" she said, beaming at the Cajun.
"Mon Dieu! Wat next?!" Remy asked.
"This, sugah." she said, pulling out a pair of jeans that looked long enough for Remy, but to tight, and a plain white shirt that said in black letters, "Mutant Menace, Please Arrest Me For Your Own Safety"
"Cherie, do y'want Remy t'go t'jail?" he asked bluntly as he yanked of the skirt and shirt and pulled on the pants and shirt. Of course, the pants were too tight, and were hip huggers, so his boxers were showing on the two inches between the pants and the bottom of the shirt.
"Of course not, Swamp rat...Well, now that you mention it... Yea, just a bit." she smiled.
"Merci Cherie" Remy said, bowing extravagantly. They all heard the sound of straining fabric about to rip.
"You better not bend to much in those, they might rip." Amara suggested as they walked out of Rogue's room.
"Great, dat woul'd be de highlight of Remy's day." he grumbled.
"I'd be the highlight of mahne." Rogue smirked evilly.
"Great! Come on!" Amara said. They followed and met in the garage again. This time they took Jean's SUV, and John convinced Remy to let him drive.
^_^;;
"Like, Amara?" Kitty asked as she walked into Amara's room, but only found Jubilee on the bed listening to a CD and reading a book for school. "Oh, like, sorry." Kitty apologized.
She went to the kitchen to find that Kurt hadn't found Rogue anywhere either. "They're probably out with -them-, those nasty traitors." Kurt growled again. "Don't worry meine schwester, I'll save you!" Kurt yelled, making every one in the kitchen look over at him. He teleported out of the room, to God know's where.
"Eh, sorry bout that." Kitty said to the few occupants in the room. They went back to what they were doing. Then Kurt ported back into the room, looking slightly embarrassed.
"I don't know where zey vent." he admitted.
^_^;;
"Y're NEVER drivin' a car wit anyone in it ever again!" Remy yelled at John as they got out of the car at the mall, "Not only are y' a danger t' de people in de car, but de other cars, and de pedestrians, even dat ol' lady in her garden was hardly safe!" he yelled. Amara was swaying, trying not to loose her lunch, and Rogue was giving her Death Glare™ to John.
"An Ah thought that no one could drive as bad as Kitty." she said as they all walked into the mall. Some people gave them a wide path, due to Remy's shirt, but most thought it a joke since he was wearing glasses and no one saw his eyes.
^_^;;
Three hours of heavy shopping using up Xavier's and Remy's credit cards, they were walking back to the car. All the bags, even Amara's, were piled in Remy's arms.
"Remy still don see why, if y'brought him t' Victoria's Secret wit y', Cherie, dat he coudn't come in wit' y' in de dressing room's to see how de bra's looked on y'." Remy huffed from behind a million bags and boxes. Rogue just rolled her eyes.
^_^;;
The four of them got back just in time for the usual hectic dinner. Everyone scrambled for food, cooked by Ororo, while Logan was yelling above the racket.
"Remember! Tomorrow we have a Danger Room session for everyone! That's X-men AND new recruits! If you're not their, I swear you'll curse the first time your mother laid eyes on your father!" Logan yelled, in a worse mood than usual.
The students continued eating, as if they hadn't heard a thing Logan said, but they would all be their... or would they?
"Got it?!" Logan roared. Oh yea, they'd be their. After dinner, Rogue and Amara both said an early goodnight to their boys, Rogue off to read, and Amara to do her homework. The boys agreed, it was the time to give Magneto his disk. The boys went to their rooms to wait.
Remy was reading a book, or was supposedly reading one. He kept on having to re-read the page because he kept on drifting off. What if Rogue found out that he had helped Magneto? She woudn't. What if one of them accidentally walked in? He got up and locked the door, they woudn't. What if Logan smelled Magneto? Nothing he could do about that...
John was playing with his fire (surprise surprise, huh?) But kept on having to make more from his lighter. He got distracted and let go his hold, then got frustrated and created more fire.
They didn't have to wait long. About twenty minutes after they locked themselves in their room, the windows opened and Magneto came in. "Do you have what I asked for?"
"No, Remy t'ought i'd be funny to leave it down dere fo' dem to find." Magneto streatched out a hand threateningly, and Remy took the disk out of his trench pocket.
"Calm down, 't's right here." he said, giving it to him.
"Good. Now, when's the next Danger room meeting or whatever the call it?" he asked.
"No way, mate! We got your bloody disk, we're not gonna help you anymore!" John said.
"When is it?" he asked again, this time clenching both hands. Their was coughing heard from too rooms upstairs now.
"Tomorrow! Tomorrow night at eight!" they both yelled.
"Good." Magneto said, releasing the hold. "Good, I suggest that you too 'accidentally' miss the meeting, I would hate for you to be their when something tragic happens." Magneto hinted as he flew out of the room.
"Dammit!" John cursed, kicking the bed, "It wasn't supposed to happen like this! We weren't supposed to get in another one of Magneto's plans! What if they find out about it? What are we gonna do?" he asked, sitting on the bed hopeless.
"We ain't gonna let dem find out. Remy dunno what we gonna do, but he sure know's one t'ing. We sure as hell ain't gonna let dose fille's anywhere near dat room t'morrow night." Remy said. John nodded in agreement.
"Yea mate, whatever it takes, they're not getting hurt by that bastard."
^_^;; Meanwhile...
Kitty walked down the hall to Amara and Jubilee's room. She paused for a moment, in front of her own door, thinking she heard someone talking nearby, but decided it was just her imagination and continued on her way to the girl's room. When she got their she knocked on the door, "Amara?" she asked. A few seconds later Amara called back.
"Come in!" Kitty came in, Amara was their, but Jubilee was not. Not that it mattered, Kitty was actually glad that the other girl was not their.
"Um, like, hey Amara." She said sheepishly.
"Hi Kitty. Whatsup?" she asked.
"Well, um... Okay, I don't know how to tell you this... but. John-and-Remy-are-planning-against-you-guys-with-Magneto-to-hurt-you. So-I-think-you-should-stop-going-out-with-him." she said with speed that would have made Pietro proud.
Amara blinked, "Ok, ha-ha. Very funny, please go tell Bobby that it a horribly mean joke. John wouldn't do that to me! Even if Magneto wanted him to do something for him, John would tell me about it."
"Amara! I'm being serious! He's helping Magneto with something in the Mansion! Their plotting against you and Rogue! I just don't want you to get hurt." Kitty pleaded.
"Yea, whatever. Please leave." Amara asked, turning back to her magazine. Kitty didn't move.
"I'm not leaving until you listen to me!" Kitty said stubbornly. Amara glared at her, and then sighed.
"Fine, if you won't leave, then I will." She said, getting up and heading off to the Rec room.
^_^;; Also meanwhile (the mansion sure is busy, hahn?)
Kurt knocked nervously on the door to his sisters room. He had to do it, he didn't like doing it, and he was sure that he wouldn't be pleased with the result, but he had to do it.
"Whadyawant?" Came Rogue's reply.
"It's mee, can I come in?" Kurt asked.
"Sure thing sugah." she called back. Kurt came in. Rogue was laying down on her bed flipping through one of Kitty's old magazines and drawing mean faces on the people with permanent marker. Kurt just continued watching her, sitting on the edge of her bed, tail twitching nervously.
"Yes?" she asked, starting to get irritated.
"Er, Rogue. I have something important to talk to you about..." he started. Rogue sat up a bit straighter and forgot about her magazine.
"Yea? What is it? Is someone hurt?" she asked.
"Well, not really. Not yet, at least. Oh Rogue, I'm sorry. Remy and John are helping Magneto do something. Their vorking as double agents or something. They're helping him and Remy's gonna end up hurting you. And I don't want zat to happen." he explained. Rogue raised an eyebrow at him.
"Yah know Kurt, Ah love yah cuz yah're mah brother, but It really ain't fair that you and Scott are gaining up on me about Remy." she said, Scott had been giving Rogue glances that told her that he totally did not approve, and probably would have spoken to her by now if it weren't for Jean. "But Ah cant believe that Remy would help Magneto with anything, he'd rather die." Rogue finished.
"Rogue! You have to believe me! He's doing something to hurt you and I just know it!" Kurt tried to explain.
"No Kurt, he's not gonna hurt me, Ah trust him, okay? Ah trust him. Now leave me alone." She said, picking her magazine up and continuing to draw devil horns on Hillary Duff. When she noticed that Kurt had not moved she looked up and gave him a death glare, and he sighed before 'porting off.
^_^;;
Remy froze outside Rogue's door. He had left his room a few minutes earlier and got to Rogue's room just in time to hear part of theconveration.
Yah know Kurt, Ah love yah cuz yah're mah brother, but It really ain't fair that you and Scott are gaining up on me about Remy." she said, "but Ah cant believe that Remy would help Magneto with anything, he'd rather die." Rogue finished
"Rogue! You have to believe me! He's doing something to hurt you and I just know it!" Kurt said. Did Kurt know? Remy wondered. No, he was just being an overprotective brother.
"No Kurt, he's not gonna hurt me, Ah trust him, okay? Ah trust him. Now leave me alone." Remy froze. Rogue trusted him? He knew that he trusted him more, but that she trusted him that much. He sighed, and, shaking his head, retreated back to his room
^_^;;
Wow, longest chapter yet! Yay lol. Well, I don't really need any more dare idea's, he only has a few more hours before he's out of it (Remy: THANK GOD!) But what I REALLY need is, does anyone have a website that gives you the lyrics of songs? I know there are some website out their that give them, I just don't know them.
And, does anyone know the real name to the song, "I'm to sexy?" is that the real name of it? (Kinda weird to name a song "I'm to sexy" ) You know, the song that goes, "i'm to sexy for my pants..." ect. Anyway please help me if u can, if not, just REVIEW! Thanks!