Shibby and the Shibby Shibbiers
By: Hedwigmail
AN: If the last chapter was confusing, learn more slang!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. They belong to J. K. Rowling or themselves.
Now the story!
SHIBBY #2: HOGSSHIBBY
Ashton walks into a compartment and disappears.
"What was that about?" asked Harry
"Shibbys, that was Ashton Kutcher."
"Who's Ashton Kutcher?"
"You shibbys have never shibbied Ashton Kutcher?"
"Never."
"Never shibbied Punk'd?"
"Nope, wait, what did u just say?"
"Do you shibbys even have cable?"
"Cable what? shibby who?"
"Shibby what?" Shibby1 said mockingly "Shibby TV. You know shibbyvision."
"What's shibbyvision?"Malfoy asked interestedly.
Shibby1, Schwab, Harry, Hermione and all the other muggleborns were dumb struck.
"You've never heard of sv?" all the muggleborns Harry said together.
"Nope," said Malfoy.
"Never," said Ron. Everyone (but the muggleborns) nodded their heads in agreement.
"It's the end of the shibby," said Shibby1. Schwab nodded in agreement.
"It's the end of the what?"
"Shibby, you know the world," Fred and George said together.
"How do you guys know that?" Ron questioned.
"We pick things up quickly."
"Yeah shibbys! You're shibbys too?"
"Yeah."
"You're whats?"
"Twins dude, twins," they replied.
"Stop talking like that, you're scaring me!" Hermione whimpered.
"Talking like what dude?"
"That 'dude', it's creepy!"
"Dude, I thought you were a muggleborn. You should be used to it."
"I am, but it's creepy coming from you."
The train slowed to a stop and the doors swung open. Everyone crammed out the door and onto a concrete platform in Hogsmead.
"Dude, we're in Hogsshibby! If i was just a tad shibbier, id be in shibby heaven"
AN: Sorry, this chapter is super short. I'll try to do better. And hopefully post super soon!
By: Hedwigmail
AN: If the last chapter was confusing, learn more slang!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. They belong to J. K. Rowling or themselves.
Now the story!
SHIBBY #2: HOGSSHIBBY
Ashton walks into a compartment and disappears.
"What was that about?" asked Harry
"Shibbys, that was Ashton Kutcher."
"Who's Ashton Kutcher?"
"You shibbys have never shibbied Ashton Kutcher?"
"Never."
"Never shibbied Punk'd?"
"Nope, wait, what did u just say?"
"Do you shibbys even have cable?"
"Cable what? shibby who?"
"Shibby what?" Shibby1 said mockingly "Shibby TV. You know shibbyvision."
"What's shibbyvision?"Malfoy asked interestedly.
Shibby1, Schwab, Harry, Hermione and all the other muggleborns were dumb struck.
"You've never heard of sv?" all the muggleborns Harry said together.
"Nope," said Malfoy.
"Never," said Ron. Everyone (but the muggleborns) nodded their heads in agreement.
"It's the end of the shibby," said Shibby1. Schwab nodded in agreement.
"It's the end of the what?"
"Shibby, you know the world," Fred and George said together.
"How do you guys know that?" Ron questioned.
"We pick things up quickly."
"Yeah shibbys! You're shibbys too?"
"Yeah."
"You're whats?"
"Twins dude, twins," they replied.
"Stop talking like that, you're scaring me!" Hermione whimpered.
"Talking like what dude?"
"That 'dude', it's creepy!"
"Dude, I thought you were a muggleborn. You should be used to it."
"I am, but it's creepy coming from you."
The train slowed to a stop and the doors swung open. Everyone crammed out the door and onto a concrete platform in Hogsmead.
"Dude, we're in Hogsshibby! If i was just a tad shibbier, id be in shibby heaven"
AN: Sorry, this chapter is super short. I'll try to do better. And hopefully post super soon!