A/N Thank you to all my reveiwers!!!! You guys are the best!
Disclaimer: same as usual
January 10
Oh My God! You will not believe this! They made a movie of Mia's life! And I'm in it. It's kinda insulting really. They portrayed Mia as a love sick puppy. For Josh! And Me? She only liked me at the end of the movie. Only when she discovered that Josh was a total loser. They portrayed no one accurately. Except maybe Lilly. The likeness was uncanny.
I really hope Mia didn't see that movie. If she did she would be so embarrassed. Phone is ringing. I think it's mia.
January 10
Yea that was Mia. She asked me what I wanted for my birthday. And I told her I didn't want anything. And she is the only thing I need. (What? I saw that in a movie once) Plus I get to see her in 8 days that is the best present anyone can recieve.
In the middle of our discussion about my yet to be named band, Lilly can up and said 'I need to talk to her.' Not knowing what Lilly might say to Mia I told her to buzz off. But Lilly kept saying 'I need to talk to her, I just remembered something really important I need to tell her. Then I remembered the movie. And Lilly absolutely positvely cannot tell Mia about that embarrassing movie. I told her not to tell Mia but Lilly wasn't even listening to me. She kicked me in the shin and grabbed the phone from my hand and said 'Oh My God! I forgot to ask, Did you see it?' Mia must have said something odd because the next thing Lilly said was 'Have you been watching Dr. Phil again? I can't believe they have Oprah there, but not email. Anyway shut up about my sainted brother for a minute. Did you see it?' I was so suprised that Lilly had used the word 'sainted' to describe me that I forgot to tear the phone out of her hand when she asked Mia again.
'Oh just the movie, of you life. Or hadn't you heard your life story has been made into a movie of the week?' I made slashing motions with my hands as if that would convince Lilly to suddenly drop the phone and run. But Lilly, being Lilly, just turned around with a disgusted look on her face. And she kept blabbing to Mia about the unfairness of movie people. And finally (after many screams of The Man, The Man) Lilly handed the phone back to me. Mia asked, slightly confused, who 'The Man' was. And I explained that 'The Man' is a figurative allusion to authority, and that in the way that Freudian analysts blame everthing on 'The Mother'; Blues musicians have historically blamed their woes on 'The Man'. I think that explaination just confused Mia more. So I just said that traditionally 'The Man' is white, financially successful, in his mid to late forties and has considerable power over others. Then Mia suggested calling my band 'The Man'. But I told her it may not be the best idea. Then we hung up. I wish she would stop giving me all these weird band names suggestions.
January 11
No call from Mia today
January 12
Still no call from Mia. I wonder what's going on.
January 13
No call. Very anxious. Maybe she lost interest in me. Am I really that boring? Or maybe she met a prince form some faraway country. Some Prince who has an actual band. And has great hair. Unlike me who has a one person band with no name. Plus I have bad hair.
January 14
Nada on the phone
January 15
Zilch. Was it something I said? Cause this is driving me insane.
A/N bit short i know. And I'll try to write this in paragraphs so it is easier to read. But im not good with paragraphs R/R
Disclaimer: same as usual
January 10
Oh My God! You will not believe this! They made a movie of Mia's life! And I'm in it. It's kinda insulting really. They portrayed Mia as a love sick puppy. For Josh! And Me? She only liked me at the end of the movie. Only when she discovered that Josh was a total loser. They portrayed no one accurately. Except maybe Lilly. The likeness was uncanny.
I really hope Mia didn't see that movie. If she did she would be so embarrassed. Phone is ringing. I think it's mia.
January 10
Yea that was Mia. She asked me what I wanted for my birthday. And I told her I didn't want anything. And she is the only thing I need. (What? I saw that in a movie once) Plus I get to see her in 8 days that is the best present anyone can recieve.
In the middle of our discussion about my yet to be named band, Lilly can up and said 'I need to talk to her.' Not knowing what Lilly might say to Mia I told her to buzz off. But Lilly kept saying 'I need to talk to her, I just remembered something really important I need to tell her. Then I remembered the movie. And Lilly absolutely positvely cannot tell Mia about that embarrassing movie. I told her not to tell Mia but Lilly wasn't even listening to me. She kicked me in the shin and grabbed the phone from my hand and said 'Oh My God! I forgot to ask, Did you see it?' Mia must have said something odd because the next thing Lilly said was 'Have you been watching Dr. Phil again? I can't believe they have Oprah there, but not email. Anyway shut up about my sainted brother for a minute. Did you see it?' I was so suprised that Lilly had used the word 'sainted' to describe me that I forgot to tear the phone out of her hand when she asked Mia again.
'Oh just the movie, of you life. Or hadn't you heard your life story has been made into a movie of the week?' I made slashing motions with my hands as if that would convince Lilly to suddenly drop the phone and run. But Lilly, being Lilly, just turned around with a disgusted look on her face. And she kept blabbing to Mia about the unfairness of movie people. And finally (after many screams of The Man, The Man) Lilly handed the phone back to me. Mia asked, slightly confused, who 'The Man' was. And I explained that 'The Man' is a figurative allusion to authority, and that in the way that Freudian analysts blame everthing on 'The Mother'; Blues musicians have historically blamed their woes on 'The Man'. I think that explaination just confused Mia more. So I just said that traditionally 'The Man' is white, financially successful, in his mid to late forties and has considerable power over others. Then Mia suggested calling my band 'The Man'. But I told her it may not be the best idea. Then we hung up. I wish she would stop giving me all these weird band names suggestions.
January 11
No call from Mia today
January 12
Still no call from Mia. I wonder what's going on.
January 13
No call. Very anxious. Maybe she lost interest in me. Am I really that boring? Or maybe she met a prince form some faraway country. Some Prince who has an actual band. And has great hair. Unlike me who has a one person band with no name. Plus I have bad hair.
January 14
Nada on the phone
January 15
Zilch. Was it something I said? Cause this is driving me insane.
A/N bit short i know. And I'll try to write this in paragraphs so it is easier to read. But im not good with paragraphs R/R