Legolas in the City

by TheAnonymousAgent506

A re-release and slight re-working of my 2003 original. Legoals finds himself in modern-day St. Louis. Can his new guide Milo guide him safely through the world today? But more importantly, can he teach him to WORK A ZIPPER! WARNING: HAS NO REAL PLOT!

9. Frodo and Tacos

Legolas woke with a jolt, sweat pouring off his forehead. He shuddered. "That's the last time I listen to Frodo's stories after eating tacos."