Christmas break.
Rating: For now pg-13 may change later.
Summary: Harry pisses off the Boys of Gryffindor and has to suffer the consequences.
Warning: Eventually slash but for now just harmless hetero stuff.
Pairing: Now where would the fun be if I told you in the Prolouge.
Timeline: 6th year. Siri's dead, harry's depressed.
thoughts
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Chapter one: Harry's Mistake.
Christmas is a happy time. A time for laughing, presents, and making plans for the Christmas holidays. That's what everyone and their brother is doing on the Saturday before break. Even Harry Potter. He had gotten the OK from Dumbledore to spend the holiday with the Weasleys. The only stipulation was he had to write a short "I'm fine" letter to Hagrid everyday. Not that Harry minded. He was actually going to be with his second-well only family- on Christmas.
But of course nothing goes right for the Boy-who-lived.
As Harry was throwing the last bit of stuff into his trunk the door to his dormitory busted open. In stormed a very anger Seamus Finnigan followed by an equally pissed Dean Thomas, a slightly perturbed Ron Weasley, and a frightned Neville Longbottom. The four of them had shared a room for the past 6 years and Harry could always tell when something was wrong... this was one of those times.
"Uh hey guys. What's up?" Harry asked sitting on his trunk. He got it to close and casts a locking charm on it so it won't open again until he says the counter charm.
"What's up? I'll tell you what's up. Lavender broke up with because she heard I said that Blaise had a nice ass." Seamus said.
"And Ginny won't speak to me cause she heard I thought Millicent had nice boobs." Dean fumed sitting on his bed.
"Hermione won't look at me with out snickering. How the hell did she find out I have nightmares about penguins trying to get me?" Ron asked burying his head in a pillow. Harry looked at Neville.
"All the Gryffindor girls are out to kill ever since they heard I got asked out by Blaise. It's not my fault he dated everyone in the school"
"Actually I believe Malfoy dated everyone in the school... but Blaise is a close second." Harry muttered thoughtfully.
"How the hell did they find out?" Seamus asked beginning to pace.
"I don't know. The only people who knew those things are in this room right now." Dean said
"Harry how come they didn't say anything about you?" Ron asked.
"Uh... erm... I don't know." Harry said blushing. He knew he was in deep shit. While the boys were off getting stuff for the Gryffindor party after they SLAUGHTERED Slytherin in their most recent game of Quidditch (290-50), Harry had gotten cornered by the girls of Gryffindor. They played Truth or dare and Harry would only pick truth (Gryffindor bravery escaped him after Lavender got dared to run down the hall naked) so Hermione said they'd start play with a truth potion. Well it went all down hill from there as Harry (no matter how hard he tried to stop it) revealed secret after secret after secret of all of his best friends. The girls swore they wouldn't do anything no matter what Harry said... but it turns out they lied.
Neville looked at Harry and gasped.
"Oh Harry say it isn't so?" Neville pleaded. Harry meeped and hid under his blanket
"You mean it was your fault?!" Seamus and Dean screamed.
"How could you?!" Ron Bellowed pulling the blanket off of Harry.
"It wasn't my fault! They fed me truth potion and kept prodding me for information! They swore they wouldn't say anything." Harry said quickly
"They're girls Harry! OF course they'll say something!" Seamus said.
"I'm sorry! What can I do to make it up to you guys?" He asked begging. The four mad ones stopped and began pondering. They huddled close together so Harry couldn't hear.
Neville spoke up first.
"I say we hang him upside down in the great hall naked." Neville suggested
"Nah. Everyone's enjoy that to much. Remember when Witch Weekly got a hold of those pictures of him in the shower?" Ron reminded them.
"Fastest selling issue they ever had" Seamus added.
"How about we make him clean the bathroom floor with his tooth brush... then he's gotta brush his teeth with it?" Dean suggested.
"No. That's TOO cruel" Neville said.
"Dress him up like a girl?" Seamus asked
"You just want to see him in drag." Dean teased. Seamus punched his arm.
"I"ve got it." Ron said suddenly. HE began whispering in a hushed voice. The other boys smiled and nodded. Neville left the room and they turned to face their friend, who looked like he had a date with death.
"Harold James Potter. We have figured out your punishment." ron said. Harry gulped
"What? I'll do anything." Harry said.
"You, have to stay here during Christmas break." Seamus said.
"Ok." Harry said. He really wanted to go to Ron's house but if it's what the boys wanted then he'd do it.
"Not that easy Harry. You must stay here as a girl." Dean added.
"WHAT?!" Harry screeched.
"You heard us." Ron said. There was a knock at the door. Dean went to get it. He ushered in Neville and Hermione. Hermione was holding a vile of pink liquid.
"what's that?" Harry asked.
"That my friend is the sex-change potion. Hermione has offered to stay here during the holidays to keep an eye on you and make sure you don't just hide in here all day. Lucky for you only 5 other people are staying for Holiday." Neville said sitting on his bed.
"Come on guys. Something else anything else?" Harry pleaded.
"No. we stand firm in our decision. Live with it." Ron said. The other three boys nodded. Harry sighed and held his face in his hands. Hermione looked at her best friend and smiled. She walked over to him and whispered in his ear.
"Think of this as a way to see things in a different light." She suggested. Harry Looked up at Hermione. Only Hermione and Ginny knew how much Harry wanted to live life out of the lime light. How much he craved to be a normal wizard without the title of Boy-who-Lived.
"Alright... I'll do it." Harry said
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Rating: For now pg-13 may change later.
Summary: Harry pisses off the Boys of Gryffindor and has to suffer the consequences.
Warning: Eventually slash but for now just harmless hetero stuff.
Pairing: Now where would the fun be if I told you in the Prolouge.
Timeline: 6th year. Siri's dead, harry's depressed.
thoughts
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Chapter one: Harry's Mistake.
Christmas is a happy time. A time for laughing, presents, and making plans for the Christmas holidays. That's what everyone and their brother is doing on the Saturday before break. Even Harry Potter. He had gotten the OK from Dumbledore to spend the holiday with the Weasleys. The only stipulation was he had to write a short "I'm fine" letter to Hagrid everyday. Not that Harry minded. He was actually going to be with his second-well only family- on Christmas.
But of course nothing goes right for the Boy-who-lived.
As Harry was throwing the last bit of stuff into his trunk the door to his dormitory busted open. In stormed a very anger Seamus Finnigan followed by an equally pissed Dean Thomas, a slightly perturbed Ron Weasley, and a frightned Neville Longbottom. The four of them had shared a room for the past 6 years and Harry could always tell when something was wrong... this was one of those times.
"Uh hey guys. What's up?" Harry asked sitting on his trunk. He got it to close and casts a locking charm on it so it won't open again until he says the counter charm.
"What's up? I'll tell you what's up. Lavender broke up with because she heard I said that Blaise had a nice ass." Seamus said.
"And Ginny won't speak to me cause she heard I thought Millicent had nice boobs." Dean fumed sitting on his bed.
"Hermione won't look at me with out snickering. How the hell did she find out I have nightmares about penguins trying to get me?" Ron asked burying his head in a pillow. Harry looked at Neville.
"All the Gryffindor girls are out to kill ever since they heard I got asked out by Blaise. It's not my fault he dated everyone in the school"
"Actually I believe Malfoy dated everyone in the school... but Blaise is a close second." Harry muttered thoughtfully.
"How the hell did they find out?" Seamus asked beginning to pace.
"I don't know. The only people who knew those things are in this room right now." Dean said
"Harry how come they didn't say anything about you?" Ron asked.
"Uh... erm... I don't know." Harry said blushing. He knew he was in deep shit. While the boys were off getting stuff for the Gryffindor party after they SLAUGHTERED Slytherin in their most recent game of Quidditch (290-50), Harry had gotten cornered by the girls of Gryffindor. They played Truth or dare and Harry would only pick truth (Gryffindor bravery escaped him after Lavender got dared to run down the hall naked) so Hermione said they'd start play with a truth potion. Well it went all down hill from there as Harry (no matter how hard he tried to stop it) revealed secret after secret after secret of all of his best friends. The girls swore they wouldn't do anything no matter what Harry said... but it turns out they lied.
Neville looked at Harry and gasped.
"Oh Harry say it isn't so?" Neville pleaded. Harry meeped and hid under his blanket
"You mean it was your fault?!" Seamus and Dean screamed.
"How could you?!" Ron Bellowed pulling the blanket off of Harry.
"It wasn't my fault! They fed me truth potion and kept prodding me for information! They swore they wouldn't say anything." Harry said quickly
"They're girls Harry! OF course they'll say something!" Seamus said.
"I'm sorry! What can I do to make it up to you guys?" He asked begging. The four mad ones stopped and began pondering. They huddled close together so Harry couldn't hear.
Neville spoke up first.
"I say we hang him upside down in the great hall naked." Neville suggested
"Nah. Everyone's enjoy that to much. Remember when Witch Weekly got a hold of those pictures of him in the shower?" Ron reminded them.
"Fastest selling issue they ever had" Seamus added.
"How about we make him clean the bathroom floor with his tooth brush... then he's gotta brush his teeth with it?" Dean suggested.
"No. That's TOO cruel" Neville said.
"Dress him up like a girl?" Seamus asked
"You just want to see him in drag." Dean teased. Seamus punched his arm.
"I"ve got it." Ron said suddenly. HE began whispering in a hushed voice. The other boys smiled and nodded. Neville left the room and they turned to face their friend, who looked like he had a date with death.
"Harold James Potter. We have figured out your punishment." ron said. Harry gulped
"What? I'll do anything." Harry said.
"You, have to stay here during Christmas break." Seamus said.
"Ok." Harry said. He really wanted to go to Ron's house but if it's what the boys wanted then he'd do it.
"Not that easy Harry. You must stay here as a girl." Dean added.
"WHAT?!" Harry screeched.
"You heard us." Ron said. There was a knock at the door. Dean went to get it. He ushered in Neville and Hermione. Hermione was holding a vile of pink liquid.
"what's that?" Harry asked.
"That my friend is the sex-change potion. Hermione has offered to stay here during the holidays to keep an eye on you and make sure you don't just hide in here all day. Lucky for you only 5 other people are staying for Holiday." Neville said sitting on his bed.
"Come on guys. Something else anything else?" Harry pleaded.
"No. we stand firm in our decision. Live with it." Ron said. The other three boys nodded. Harry sighed and held his face in his hands. Hermione looked at her best friend and smiled. She walked over to him and whispered in his ear.
"Think of this as a way to see things in a different light." She suggested. Harry Looked up at Hermione. Only Hermione and Ginny knew how much Harry wanted to live life out of the lime light. How much he craved to be a normal wizard without the title of Boy-who-Lived.
"Alright... I'll do it." Harry said
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