Chap. 3 Kurama?
The gang stared at the unconscious boy. He looked so peaceful he might have been sleeping. It helped that he was still wearing his loose nightshirt and shorts.
Thinking to themselves the team had to admit he did look a bit like their lost friend. He had the same long hair; which was blondish-red, and his eyes had been a similar shade of green; there was also the whole frying-pan incident which proved he was a quick thinker, it would have definitely gotten him out if they had been normal humans.
"You had better hope he's not crazy now Hiei," said Yusuke. "Koenma'll kill us."
"Hn. If anything's happened to him it'll be his own fault. I did warn him after all."
"Hey guys," said Kuwabara. "How do you think he knew about us? What 'show' do you think he was talking about?"
"No idea," said Yusuke. "I suppose we'll just have to wait until he wakes up to find out. Let's just hope he's not nuts now."
"I don't think he will be. I sensed some spirit energy around him. It should be enough to protect him from the Jagan," said Kuwabara.
Just then Andy started moaning on the floor, his eyes fluttered open and he pulled himself up. He looked around and saw the gang staring intently at him.
"So it wasn't a dream," said the dazed boy. "I can't believe this."
"Good, you're awake," said Yusuke. "Now maybe you can answer a few questions for us."
The boy didn't seem to hear him, in fact he started to cry. "I'm...so... happy!" He reached out and hugged the closest member of the team, which happened to be Hiei, tightly.
"Let go of me you..." Hiei stopped short. He had noticed something strange, something very strange. Was it possible? He had to be sure.
*SLAP*
"You pervert!" yelled Andy.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were shocked, Hiei had gotten slapped! He didn't even seem mad! What was going on?
In reality Hiei was just too shocked to be angry. "You're... a girl aren't you?" "What?!" yelled two very surprised spirit detectives.
"You mean you didn't know?"
"How could we? You look like a boy!"
"Um... actually he, she doesn't. I think we're just used to Kurama looking like a girl."
"Oh...yeah." The detectives continued to stare, perplexed.
"This is great!" said the newly revealed girl. "Not only am I with the Yu Yu gang, but I've also been mistaken for a boy! That's one of my life-long dreams!"
Hiei stared, "One of your life-long dreams was to be mistaken for a boy?"
"...Yes"
An awkward silence followed which Yusuke broke by asking, "What do you mean 'Yu Yu gang'? How do you know about us?"
"Yeah," said Kuwabara. "How much do you know about us exactly?"
Andy laughed nervously, "Probably more than you'd ever want me to know."
They all stared at her, now very apprehensive about what she might know. None were more nervous than Hiei though, who was seriously considering wiping her memories just to be safe.
"As for how I know all this, well... you're kind of on a T.V. show here. It's called Yu Yu Hakusho. It mainly focuses on Yusuke and it started when he first died."
There was silence for a few moments then Yusuke laughed, "So that's it! I always figured my life would make a pretty good show."
"That's kind of creepy," said Kuwabara.
Hiei silently agreed with the baka ningen. "What exactly do you know about us then?"
"No way, it's my turn to ask questions now. What makes you think I'm Kurama? How would he even wind up here in the first place? Was it in some daring and dangerous mission?" Andy stared at them eagerly.
"Um..." Yusuke paused. "Not exactly. You see Koenma, he's our boss in case you don't know, was visiting some powerful demon lord named Raenef; he was just trying to keep up some peace treaty or something and while they were having dinner that idiot toddler spilled some juice on the tablecloth and stained it. He was afraid Raenef would get mad and declare war so he snuck the tablecloth out with him; then he told us to get the stain out and sneak it back into the castle. Anyway when we got to the castle they were doing some weird spell and you got sucked into it. Long story short, it sent your soul into a human embryo here and time was sped up so you could be close in age with your former body."
Andy blinked. "So, how'd I become a girl?"
"I have no idea."
The gang stared at the unconscious boy. He looked so peaceful he might have been sleeping. It helped that he was still wearing his loose nightshirt and shorts.
Thinking to themselves the team had to admit he did look a bit like their lost friend. He had the same long hair; which was blondish-red, and his eyes had been a similar shade of green; there was also the whole frying-pan incident which proved he was a quick thinker, it would have definitely gotten him out if they had been normal humans.
"You had better hope he's not crazy now Hiei," said Yusuke. "Koenma'll kill us."
"Hn. If anything's happened to him it'll be his own fault. I did warn him after all."
"Hey guys," said Kuwabara. "How do you think he knew about us? What 'show' do you think he was talking about?"
"No idea," said Yusuke. "I suppose we'll just have to wait until he wakes up to find out. Let's just hope he's not nuts now."
"I don't think he will be. I sensed some spirit energy around him. It should be enough to protect him from the Jagan," said Kuwabara.
Just then Andy started moaning on the floor, his eyes fluttered open and he pulled himself up. He looked around and saw the gang staring intently at him.
"So it wasn't a dream," said the dazed boy. "I can't believe this."
"Good, you're awake," said Yusuke. "Now maybe you can answer a few questions for us."
The boy didn't seem to hear him, in fact he started to cry. "I'm...so... happy!" He reached out and hugged the closest member of the team, which happened to be Hiei, tightly.
"Let go of me you..." Hiei stopped short. He had noticed something strange, something very strange. Was it possible? He had to be sure.
*SLAP*
"You pervert!" yelled Andy.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were shocked, Hiei had gotten slapped! He didn't even seem mad! What was going on?
In reality Hiei was just too shocked to be angry. "You're... a girl aren't you?" "What?!" yelled two very surprised spirit detectives.
"You mean you didn't know?"
"How could we? You look like a boy!"
"Um... actually he, she doesn't. I think we're just used to Kurama looking like a girl."
"Oh...yeah." The detectives continued to stare, perplexed.
"This is great!" said the newly revealed girl. "Not only am I with the Yu Yu gang, but I've also been mistaken for a boy! That's one of my life-long dreams!"
Hiei stared, "One of your life-long dreams was to be mistaken for a boy?"
"...Yes"
An awkward silence followed which Yusuke broke by asking, "What do you mean 'Yu Yu gang'? How do you know about us?"
"Yeah," said Kuwabara. "How much do you know about us exactly?"
Andy laughed nervously, "Probably more than you'd ever want me to know."
They all stared at her, now very apprehensive about what she might know. None were more nervous than Hiei though, who was seriously considering wiping her memories just to be safe.
"As for how I know all this, well... you're kind of on a T.V. show here. It's called Yu Yu Hakusho. It mainly focuses on Yusuke and it started when he first died."
There was silence for a few moments then Yusuke laughed, "So that's it! I always figured my life would make a pretty good show."
"That's kind of creepy," said Kuwabara.
Hiei silently agreed with the baka ningen. "What exactly do you know about us then?"
"No way, it's my turn to ask questions now. What makes you think I'm Kurama? How would he even wind up here in the first place? Was it in some daring and dangerous mission?" Andy stared at them eagerly.
"Um..." Yusuke paused. "Not exactly. You see Koenma, he's our boss in case you don't know, was visiting some powerful demon lord named Raenef; he was just trying to keep up some peace treaty or something and while they were having dinner that idiot toddler spilled some juice on the tablecloth and stained it. He was afraid Raenef would get mad and declare war so he snuck the tablecloth out with him; then he told us to get the stain out and sneak it back into the castle. Anyway when we got to the castle they were doing some weird spell and you got sucked into it. Long story short, it sent your soul into a human embryo here and time was sped up so you could be close in age with your former body."
Andy blinked. "So, how'd I become a girl?"
"I have no idea."