I OWN NOT THE TRIGUN CHARACTERS
Last chapter:Vash and Meryl meet for the first time.
"WANNA GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT, YOU TWO!?" Mille shouted from across the courtyard.
"Uh! The nerve of that girl, yelling like that." Meryl said disgustedly, while taking out her cell phone.
"So you wanna?" Vash asked.
Meryl stopped half-way into Millys number. "What?"
"Wanna double with them tonight? I'm free for the evening. And a I'm cheap date." He said smiling.
'Oh my God! This is awesome!' Meryl thought happily. "Sure, whatever." She said nonchalantly, finishing Milly's number.
"Hello, this is Milly."
"Milly, this is Meryl. Tell Wolfwood we're in."
"YAAAAAAAAAY! WOLFY THEY'RE IN!" Milly shouted.
Over the phone, Wolfwood could be heard saying "I'm right here Milly!"
"Well I'll see you later." Vash said, departing from Meryl.
"Bye." Meryl said, looking at his butt as he walked away.
Meanwhile, in the Bat Cave...
"Hey! Get outta here! How'd you find this place!?"
WHOOPS! WRONG PLACE! runs away, dodging Batarangs
Meanwhile, at the Gunsmoke High School Cafeteria
"I wish they would serve Chicken Tetrazinni at other restaraunts." Knives said, munching on his lunch.
Legato looked up from his salad. "Dude, you just called the cafeteria a lunch room."
"Dude, you just said 'dude'."
Legato just shrugged.
"And by the way, when are you going to take those contacts out? Those gold eyes are creepy."
"Whenever you stop being such a dumbass." He said sneeringly. "Did you hear that there's a Weird Al concert tonight?"
"So?"
"I was wondering if you'd wanna go? I remember how you used to like Weird Al, back in the day."
"Huh? ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE!?" Knives' words echoed through the cafeteria, while everyone looked at their table.
"HAHAHA!" Legato laughed. "Why!? Do you want me to?" he asked, continuing to laugh.
After that, everyone in the cafeteria was laughing. Not with Knives, at him.
"Shut up! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" He shouted, but to no avail.
He got up, walked over to the nearest guy laughing and punched him in his jaw, knocking him to the floor.
"You little fag!" He shouted, getting up and wiping the blood from his mouth. "Boys! Help me beat this litte queer up!" He shouted to his friends. Two of the boys friends grabbed Knives' arms. Right as the boys fist almost came into contact with Knives' nose, he used the two boys who were holding him arms as leverage to bring his feet up to catch the guy in his stomach. Using the force from this kick, he pushed himself back into the guys that were holding him. They both fell to the floor, losing their grip.
Knives stood up and said "C'mon! Lets see what you guys got!"
The two guys, whose names were Barry and Larry (brothers), and their leader, Stan, got up. Larry swung and missed. Knives grabbed his arm and swung him into Stan. Barry tried kicking him, but Knives grabbed his leg, picked him up and slammed him to the ground. CRRRRRRACKKK! There goes his leg. As if on instinct, Knives brought his arm up to block Stans punch. WHAM! His fist came into direct contact with Stans eye.
"AAAH!" Stan screamed, falling to the ground, clutching his face. SLAM! Knives kicked him right in his side.
"And stay down, you punk-ass bitch!" Knives said, poking his finger at him. While this was going on, Larry was sneaking away.
"Oh no you don't!" Knives yelled after him. He picked up a chair and threw it. WHACK! It slammed straight into his knee.
"Damn! Am I good shot or what!?" He shouted. Everyone started clapping. 'Oh how we all forget.' Knives thought, then just shrugged it off, savoring the applause.
"MR. SAVEREM!!!" An angry voice shouted from across the hall. Automatically, everyone hushed.
"If your'e looking for Vash, he's with that goth dude. Doglog, or something." Knives said cooly.
"Very funny, my office. Now."
"Yes sir!" Knives said sarcasticsally, saluting.
Well? How'd you like it? Please review! Also, sorry if I offended anyone in this chapter.
Last chapter:Vash and Meryl meet for the first time.
"WANNA GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT, YOU TWO!?" Mille shouted from across the courtyard.
"Uh! The nerve of that girl, yelling like that." Meryl said disgustedly, while taking out her cell phone.
"So you wanna?" Vash asked.
Meryl stopped half-way into Millys number. "What?"
"Wanna double with them tonight? I'm free for the evening. And a I'm cheap date." He said smiling.
'Oh my God! This is awesome!' Meryl thought happily. "Sure, whatever." She said nonchalantly, finishing Milly's number.
"Hello, this is Milly."
"Milly, this is Meryl. Tell Wolfwood we're in."
"YAAAAAAAAAY! WOLFY THEY'RE IN!" Milly shouted.
Over the phone, Wolfwood could be heard saying "I'm right here Milly!"
"Well I'll see you later." Vash said, departing from Meryl.
"Bye." Meryl said, looking at his butt as he walked away.
Meanwhile, in the Bat Cave...
"Hey! Get outta here! How'd you find this place!?"
WHOOPS! WRONG PLACE! runs away, dodging Batarangs
Meanwhile, at the Gunsmoke High School Cafeteria
"I wish they would serve Chicken Tetrazinni at other restaraunts." Knives said, munching on his lunch.
Legato looked up from his salad. "Dude, you just called the cafeteria a lunch room."
"Dude, you just said 'dude'."
Legato just shrugged.
"And by the way, when are you going to take those contacts out? Those gold eyes are creepy."
"Whenever you stop being such a dumbass." He said sneeringly. "Did you hear that there's a Weird Al concert tonight?"
"So?"
"I was wondering if you'd wanna go? I remember how you used to like Weird Al, back in the day."
"Huh? ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE!?" Knives' words echoed through the cafeteria, while everyone looked at their table.
"HAHAHA!" Legato laughed. "Why!? Do you want me to?" he asked, continuing to laugh.
After that, everyone in the cafeteria was laughing. Not with Knives, at him.
"Shut up! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" He shouted, but to no avail.
He got up, walked over to the nearest guy laughing and punched him in his jaw, knocking him to the floor.
"You little fag!" He shouted, getting up and wiping the blood from his mouth. "Boys! Help me beat this litte queer up!" He shouted to his friends. Two of the boys friends grabbed Knives' arms. Right as the boys fist almost came into contact with Knives' nose, he used the two boys who were holding him arms as leverage to bring his feet up to catch the guy in his stomach. Using the force from this kick, he pushed himself back into the guys that were holding him. They both fell to the floor, losing their grip.
Knives stood up and said "C'mon! Lets see what you guys got!"
The two guys, whose names were Barry and Larry (brothers), and their leader, Stan, got up. Larry swung and missed. Knives grabbed his arm and swung him into Stan. Barry tried kicking him, but Knives grabbed his leg, picked him up and slammed him to the ground. CRRRRRRACKKK! There goes his leg. As if on instinct, Knives brought his arm up to block Stans punch. WHAM! His fist came into direct contact with Stans eye.
"AAAH!" Stan screamed, falling to the ground, clutching his face. SLAM! Knives kicked him right in his side.
"And stay down, you punk-ass bitch!" Knives said, poking his finger at him. While this was going on, Larry was sneaking away.
"Oh no you don't!" Knives yelled after him. He picked up a chair and threw it. WHACK! It slammed straight into his knee.
"Damn! Am I good shot or what!?" He shouted. Everyone started clapping. 'Oh how we all forget.' Knives thought, then just shrugged it off, savoring the applause.
"MR. SAVEREM!!!" An angry voice shouted from across the hall. Automatically, everyone hushed.
"If your'e looking for Vash, he's with that goth dude. Doglog, or something." Knives said cooly.
"Very funny, my office. Now."
"Yes sir!" Knives said sarcasticsally, saluting.
Well? How'd you like it? Please review! Also, sorry if I offended anyone in this chapter.