Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean. Thanks for the reviews. Flames are welcome however. If you don't like it, that's ok, just say so. I mean the more obvious thing to do would not read it but as I'm not really liking anything but the fighting with the narrator myself feel free to give me ideas on how to make it better. Once again, thanks for all the reviews.
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Commodore Norrington saunterd up to face Jack head on. "You didn't really think I would let a *pirate* get away. Especially not the worst pirate I have ever seen. Did you? Jack Sparrow?"
Jack, looking fairly annoyed, decides he must inform the Commodore of his mistake, "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, if you please. It suits me much better don't you think? I'm sure everyone on this ship can agree to that. Even the bloody narrator can agree to that.
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Narrator: Well...
Jack: Oh bloody hell.
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"There is one way you can save your ship." Commodore Norrington glanced towards Elizabeth. "Her."
Will rushed to Elizabeth's side as though he is trying to protect her (and you know Will. A fly could come near her and he'd feel the need to protect her.) "Elizabeth has made her choice. Perhaps it wise that you step back before I get angry. And when I get angry, I get mean."
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Narrator: Will you don't get mean. I never once saw you get mean.
Will: I CAN be mean. Did you not see me fight with Jack in the Blacksmith's shop back in Port Royal?
Narrator: That wasn't mean, that wasn't even for protection, that was for yourself. "*I* practice three hours a day. *I* want to fight pirates. *I* don't need a girl. *I* want a chance to get closer to you Jack."
Will: HEY!
Narrator: So I made that last one up do you see my point?
Will: mmph...
Commodore Norrington: Can we please get off of the will bashing and back onto a more interesting subject, say ME and Elizabeth.
Narrator: No, and being a commodore from merry Old England shouldn't you be using proper English and saying "Elizabeth and me."
Commodore Norrington: NO!!!! I come first. They always come first. I wanna come fiiiiiiiirst! *Breaks into tears*
Narrator: Geez louise, no need to go Will on us.
Will: HEY!!!!!!
Jack: Nice that she gets off of my back for one bloody second.
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"Now that she's letting me talk." The Commodore said while glancing at the sky. "I have a small speech to make."
Everyone else (Including Commodore Norrington's men): Oh Bloody hell
Author's Note: Sorry It's such a short chapter everyone but I really like this one. This is probably my favorite one so far. Not like that chapter 1 *grumble snap* anyways thanks for reading and reviewing!