Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean. If I did I would be filthy rich on the profits that movie made. Ah, nothing like a summer blockbuster to really warm your heart.

Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews everybody! I hope you continue to enjoy these works. I am not sure how great this chapter is going to be as I am writing this as I have the stomach flu. Yesterday I had thought I was better but it came back today… with an attitude. *Sighs* Well anyways, thanks again for the reviews. Also I finished reviewing the other chapters. That's it, I am done, they are staying the way they are, I don't care how bad they turn out to be. Whew that took a lot out of me. Let's hope Johnny Depp wins the Academy Award as he was the only reason I didn't tear my eyes out during Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. WHOO GO JOHNNY!

FireValkyrie: Yes your reviews are greatly appreciated. I actually wasn't planning on doing anything with Norrington in that corner but now I am getting ideas. *Grins* Heh heh heh…

Estelisminegoaway: Yes well I thought that Norrington acted more like a eunuch than Will so I decided to throw that in there. Thanks for the review.

Alexandria Peterson: Oh never fear, Norrington will get more than his share of taunting. Although occasionally I do feel bad at taking such cheap shots, I wonder if I should be challenging myself more. *shrugs* Oh well, that's no reason to stop

Fairy of Obsession: Thanks for your help! I will be using your advice on how to make things bold… Let's see if it worked. I sure hope so. I installed Word on my computer and uninstalled Corel so I no longer have to use notepad. I hope that because of that bold and italics will transfer. Also I believe I am going to have to agree with Delphein on the OC thing. Her description seems to fit better into what other authors have written. However, depending on the author your definition fits better too. All I know is that when I hear OC I think of the TV show :o) Thanks for the review and for your help!

Delphein: Thanks for the help, I may need to e-mail. Also thanks for clearing up the OC thing. That really helps as I was so confused earlier. I am glad you like the first chapter. I have a theory on Norrington: he is actually the most realistic character; he knows that he can not send the entire British Royal Navy after one person. However this being a Disney they have to portray him as obnoxious and conceited. I think they did such a convincing job of this that I need to portray this in my story. Thanks for your review and for your help!

Orlando Bloom-Fangirl: Well I think your explanation helped clear it up. So here's my theory explaining the "OC" thing: OC means original character and OOC means out of character. That explains a lot. Your extra O idea really helped clear things up for me thanks! I agree that Orlando Bloom is incredibly hot. Heh heh heh. However I am more of a Legolas person myself… I think I have the perfect fanfic for you. It's under books Lord of the Rings, it's called "Fighting for Love" by Sweet Arwen. It's a Mary-Sue that is so well written and follows the context of the story to a near exact that it is incredibly easy to get into. I would give you a summary but I think it would be easier to read it yourself. Thanks for the review!

SparrowsLove: I'm glad my story makes you laugh! *blushes slightly* Hmmm if you need story ideas you can IM me (with AIM/AOL) at Xandra8650 or you can e-mail me at DizzyGrl200@aol.com for further ideas.

LotRFreak144: I did not steal your thing about flames! It just a coincidence that they are similar. Thanks for reviewing

ViggyGRL: Thanks for the review! I am glad you like it! Don't worry I am going to update as soon as I finish responding to your review and revising it once more times.

And now onto chapter 4: Was it really a plot twist?

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            Norrington roused in his corner. Where was he? How did he get there? What happened to him? "I must have hit my head harder than I thought" he murmured. He was obviously trying to block out the fact that he had fainted after his fight with the narrator. Of course Jack might have hit him on the head. He was in that corner with Norrington a little longer than he should have been.

He looked up to see the bright sun. 'Well that's strange.' He thought 'normally, in kidnappings, it is very dark and dank. At least we have the musty smell. Hmmm, my hands aren't tied up either, what kind of kidnapping is this?' He stood up and sauntered over to the other side of the ship.

"Well, well look what the cat dragged in" Will smirked at him and, for added affect, took Elizabeth's hand in his own.

Elizabeth merely looked at him.

"Why did you pirates leave me here? Why couldn't I have remained with… MY CREW???!!!??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CREW??!!?? WHY AREN'T THEY HERE???!!!???"

"Oh relax," Jack sighed, exasperated, "We are going to drop you back off in Port Royal. We wouldn't even have you here if it weren't for the narrator. She just wanted to throw in a plot twist."

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Narrator: As I recall Jack, it was your own stupidity that brought the Dauntless here in the first place.

Jack: *deep sigh*

Narrator: Oh don't even try and deny it. You know it was you.

Jack: We were fine until they *points at Elizabeth and Will* showed up

Elizabeth: Oh don't blame this on us.

Jack: And why the bloody hell shouldn't I?

Elizabeth: Because it WAS you!!

Jack: I shouldn't have to put up with this.

Narrator: Unfortunately you do

Jack: Bloody Eunuch

Narrator: Now, now Jack, that's what screwed you over in the first place

Jack: AAAAAAAA! I am on the ship with a bunch of nutcases!

Everyone on board: HEY!

Narrator: No denials here

Everyone: *turns to stare at narrator*

Narrator: What???!!!??? I know I am weird! Besides, we have gotten completely off topic

Jack: What was our topic again?

Narrator: *sighs* You said I threw in a plot twist…

Jack: oh right… you did throw in a plot twist!

Narrator: No Jack a plot twist would be this *snaps fingers*

Buffy: where are we?

Jack: who are you?

Willow: Who are you?

Xander: you never saw this movie? It was like the summer's biggest blockbuster.

Willow: I was in London learning how to use magic without becoming addicted Xander

Xander: Oh right.

*meanwhile*

Dawn: *shrieks* AAAA! Oh my… AAAA! I thought you were so sexy and…. *more calmly* Guys, why are we on The Black Pearl?

Narrator: I was just showing Jack what a real plot twist is. Now, back to Sunnydale *snaps fingers* You see Jack?

Jack: Well bringing the Dauntless here was a plot twist too!

Narrator: Not you too, so far the only person that hasn't whined are the girls.

Jack: *shuts mouth and sulks*

Narrator: That's it! I am leaving you people! Jack's right, you are a bunch of nutcases. *flies up into sky with umbrella, strangely like Mary Poppins*

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            Norrington turned and gave Jack a smug look "you see Jack, it was you that brought me here. Narry I MEAN, the Narrator said so herself.

            "Don't make me hurt you Norrington." And with that Jack turned and left.

            "Well, I hope you all learned your lesson," said Anna-Maria, leaving a very perplexed Will and Elizabeth.

            Gibbs got up as well, "I best be getting some shut eye before Totuga. We shall be docking soon I suppose."

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UP NEXT: Norrington's adventure in Tortuga!

Author's Note: Thanks again for the reviews everybody! Remember if you review I will respond… If you can take the time so can I! Thanks for everyone's help clearing up the OC issue. You guys are great!