So here it is! The LONG awaited second chapter to (drum roll please) THOM GOES TO THE CONVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Previosly (in a bit we didn't write) in Thom goes to the convent:

Maude looked in the fire and saw great things might happen. She agreed to help Thom(asina) and Alan(na). She got up and tripped over the Secret Fairy Diary With Matching Padlock Thom had carelessly left on the floor.

Theme song music plays as the opening credits start

Thom

Thom

The doomed sorceror

Changed his mind and went to the convent

Thom

Thom

Is now Thomasina

Training to be a lady-

"Oh no you don't" author pulls out tape recorder plug, "This is NOT a soapie"



Later, at the Convent:

"So, Thomasina of Twebond, you come to us to leawn what it is to be a Noble and a Lady, to please and cawe for othews, to learn the wefined awt of bed making and be pwesented at couwt?" the first daughter asked.

Thom thought for a moment, then replied, with feeling, "YES!!!!!!!!"

"So, you have spiwet, ay?"

"YES!!!!!!!!"

"Then you must leawn with othews who have spiwet. You will woom with Delia of Eldowne."

"OK!!!!!!!!"

"Wowena? Please escort Thomasina to her woom."

Rowena curtsied to the First Daughter and made to leave, motioning for Thom to follow her. As she reached the doorway, she tripped over Thom's Secret Fairy Diary With Matching Padlock. "Oh shit!" glances at Thom, "I mean, shirt! Don't you just love shirts?"

"NO!!!!!!!!"

They leave.

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Gee, it's awfully short, isn't it?

Thanx to:

The Blind Assassin: You know, we hadn't actually thought of it that way until you said it.

Crown: YES!!!!!!!!

Lady of the lost: We have keeped going now.

hyper mage: That is such a good idea!

Rizka: We're hoping to!

Deviant: :D

White-Wolf: Well, Thomasina is the feminine version of Thomas and Thom is Thomas shortened. So he has to be Thomasina.

(Blank): I like it 2.

Sarai-IceElf: It's fun to tease Thom!

The Endless Waltz Project: That's what we were hoping for.

Da Watermelon(mysteriously posing as Jenny-fer^_^): Continuation done.

The Phoenix: Okay Carla, now that's just plain scary.

ChicaChic: Hocus Pocus here it is. No torture necessary. No, really, you don't have to do it! No! Don't!

Angel-Goddess: I like Thom's Game.

Giovanna: We had to give in when you did the puppy face.

bec: I think you got most of them.

charlotte: So did I. So did I.

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Our thanks list is almost longer than our story. Ah well, might be longer nextime.