Hey I couldn't keep away from you lovely people...

Dolly: yay we got reviews!

Todd Fan: Thankies! I'm so glad ya reviewed its your Fault that I'm writing this ^_^

ASGT: I'm sorry about me and Dolly always interrupting but SOME people don't stick to the script.

Anyway lets go on with the show!!!!!

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[Scene Two: The Bohemian's Flat]

*the room contains an elaborate piano called the Absinthesizer and a Swiss Alps Scenery Backdrop with a Ladder for makeshift Alps*

Colossus: The hills are animated with, the euphonious symphony of descant . . .

Lance: Stop, stop, stop!

Tabbitha: Oh stop, stop, stop, stop that insufferable droning is drowning out my words. Can we please just stick to a little decorative piano?

Todd: There seem to be artistic differences over Audrey's lyrics to Satie's songs. If it isn't obvious

Lance: What if he sings "The hills are vital intoning the descant"?

Colossus: No, no, no, the hills are--

Gambit: The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies.

*Gambit falls Asleep*

Colossus: No . . .

Todd: The-the hills

Colossus: The hills are chanting--

Lance: The hills . . .

Todd (singing): The hills are alive with the sound of music . . .

*Gambit awakes with a Start*

Gambit: "The hills are alive with the sound of music!" Gambit love's it!

Colossus: The hills . . .

Kurt: . . . are alive . . .

Lance (singing): . . . with the sound of music. (spoken) It fits perfectly!

Todd (signing): With songs they have sung for a thousand years.

*Bohos Gasps*

Todd: isn't it amazing what you can do with Sound technology....

Kurt: Incandiferous! Audrey, you two should write the show together.

Tabbitha: I beg your pardon?

Todd: But Toulouse's suggestion that Audrey and I write the show together was not what Audrey wanted to hear.

Tabbitha (appalled): GOOD-BYE!

Kurt: Yes, your first job in Paris.

Lance: No offence, but have you ever written anything like this before?

Todd: No

Gambit: Ah! The boy has talent. Gambit like's him! Nothing funny, Gambit just like talent.

*Abbie pops out of no where*

Abbie: Gambit can't you say I?

Gambit: Gambit can say 'I' but Gambit finds that it annoys Abbie...

Abbie: please can you stop doing that? I mean this is gonna confuse the readers... plus I'm gonna get yelled at for interrupting this show...

Gambit: Gambit will try...

*Abbie glares*

Gambit: uh, Gambit means, I will try

Abbie: better *disappears*

Kurt: about time... "The hills are alive with the sound of music." See Satie, with Christian we can write this truly Bohemian Revolutionary show that we've always dreamt of.

Lance: Yes but how will we convince Zidler?

Todd: But Toulouse had a plan.

Kurt: Satine . . .

Colossus: a Peace of cloth?

Kurt: NO! Satine...

Todd: They would dress me in the Argentinean's best suit and pass me off as a famous English writer. Once Satine heard my modern poetry, she would be astounded and insist to Zidler that I write "Spectacular, Spectacular." The only problem was I kept hearing my father's voice in my head . . .

Magneto: You'll end up wasting your life at the Moulin Rouge with a can-can dancer.

Todd: No! I can't write the show for the Moulin Rouge.

Kurt: Why not?

Todd: I-I don't even know if I am a true Bohemian Revolutionary.

Kurt: Do you believe in beauty?

Todd: Yes.

Colossus: Freedom?

Todd: Yes of course.

Lance: Truth?

Todd: Yes.

Colossus: Love?

Todd: Love? Love. Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up to where we belong. All you need is love!

Kurt: See, you can't fool us. You're the voice of the "Children of the Revolution."

Colossus and Lance: We can't be fooled!

Todd: but what about that Whoopee Cushion?

Lance: so it was you...

Todd: no, uh *sweats* it was Jamie!

Kurt: Let's drink to the new writer of the world's first Bohemian Revolutionary show!

Todd: It was a fantastic plan. I was to audition for Satine and I would taste my first glass of . . . Absinthe.

Abbie: remember people, Absinthe rots your brain out and is bad for your health. so I'm just using green coloured beer so the characters won't be killed but still be drunk.

Fred: hey all I have to do is sing in the background and be the moon and I don't have to worry about being in a costume...

Abbie: I'm warning you all! The next person who interrupts will get hit with a very big mallet.

Fred (singing): There was a boy . . .

*the green fairy flies in*

Dolly: I'm the Green Fairy!

*everyone stares*

Dolly: what? Okay so really I'm a green elf but I'm 20x better than Kylie Mongue!

Bohos and the Green Fairy (singing): The hills are alive with the sound of music . . .

Fred (singing): A very strange enchanted boy . . .

Bohos (singing): For Freedom, Beauty, Truth, and Love!

Dolly (singing): The hills are alive with the sound of music.

Bohos (singing): You can't fool the children of the revolution. No you can't fool the children of the revolution.

Dolly (singing): Children of the revolution. Of the revolution. The revolution, of the revolution . . .

Todd: We were off to the Moulin Rouge, and I was to perform my poetry for Satine.

Dolly (singing): The hills are alive! oh yea! Can't touch this Kylie! SHAZAM!

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well who could you imagine as the green fairy? Okay I admit it I tried my best to get Wolverine to be the Green Fairy But you try and put a big Canadian guy with claws in a green Tinkerbell dress! And Dolly was the only one who wanted to be the green fairy...

Dolly: only to show Kylie who's the real Green chick which is Moi.

Who needs green make up when ya Dolly...

Wanda: is it over yet?

Nope not yet... not for miles

Wanda: I hate my life.

And here's a special treat for you all! I did another chappie! Just press the little arrow ^_^