A/N HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lotsa people comented on the First Daughter being like the dude in the Princess Bride. Actuly we based her on Pontius Pilot from The Life of Brian (you may have noticed we are quite obsessed with Brians Life. It comes from having been a part of the first ever stage production of it). The line "So you have spiwet, ay?" comes from that. But hey, as long as you got a laugh out of it.
Disclaimer: Thom and Delia traditionally belong to TP. We have kidnapped them. They are helpless. We laugh evilly. We plan to soon kidnap more people. All will be helpless. Muhahahahahaha!!!
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Thom and Delia were sitting around one day, but the wonderful auhoresses couldn't think of anything that might happen, so Thom and Delia (now best friends) jumped in a time warp and when they came out it was time to go to the palace.
"Oh I'm so exited!" squealed Thom as they waited outside the first daughter's office. "My whole life has been building towards this moment!"
During his years at the convent, Thom had been an exceptional student, excelling in cosmetics and the refined art of bed making.
Rowena came out of the office. "She's ready to $^*$@ see you now," the woman said softly, awe in her voice as she opened the door to the two best Ladies at the Connvent.
"Ah, giwls. Come closew." Thom and Delia curtsied infront of the First Daughter. "You have leawned as much as you can within these walls. Fwom now on you must put youw lessons into pwactice at the Woyal Palace of His Majesty King Woald of Conte and his Queen, Lianne.
"You leave with the blessings of myself and evewyone at this place. Cawiges awe waiting fow you in the cowtyawd. Now, GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the woman screamed, causing Thom and Delia to run from the room, tripping over Thom's Secret Fairy Diary With Matching Padlock on their way.
The two girls clambered into the carriages in a rustle of silk, and sat down on the fluffy seats and almost disappeared inside them.
"Can't - expand - lungs - by - inhaling - air - through - my - mouth!" gasped Thom. "Can't - string - words - together - without - gaps - either!"
Rowena pulled Thom out of the cushion that was trying to eat him and the driver shot it. "Sorry 'bout tha'," the diver said. "N't many cushions come bac' ta life once they's dead, but cha always get cha wirdos."
They started to drive away, and Delia was just wondering wether she'd ever see the place again, when Thom screamed "My Secret Fairy Diary With Matching Padlock! It's still in the Daughter's Office!" Brakes squealed as the driver chucked a U ey and drove back towards the Convent.
6 days (and 3 dead cushions) later they arrived at the *dun dun dun* Palace, where they were greeted by.,.
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A/N Wow. 2 DIFERENT stories in one day! And this is almost a page long!
Someome in the Audience: So?
Martina: So this is pretty damn good for us. You get Daine's song in the Lumberjacks of Tortall AND this within a few hours of each other. So feel privileged.
Anita: And I'll do my happy dance involving many squarks and tumble turns *does happy dance involving many squarks and tumble turns*
Thanx To:
Kathryn: mmm... Pressing matters.
Chavi: Same here. I get lost on my way from the computer to my room, and that's only about 2 metres away!
Russetwolf713: Yay! Thank you!
SoHo Chic: We're working on the plot, but yeah, this is mostly for laughs.
Lady Knight: Did your eyes roll on the ground? I am hoping you washed them before you put them back.
Mel: :D
Myuu/Kyuu: I was hoping he would tell me too!
Lady Katharine Heartspark: The Diary isn't actuly. It just popped out of thin air. We're in RoseFyre's one (Martina and Anita). What's your name in that?
Lady Arianna: Happy!
SweetiHunni: What's ROFLMAO mean? :)
Poison Ivy: :D
SOF! Save Our Fanfic! Can anyone whose read (or is about to cos we told you to) The Path of Hope: A Kel Story please send ideas for what comes next. There is a MAJOR case of writers block going on here! We might post the start of the next chapter (which is kinda bad) up so the type of people who read that sort of story can give ideas.
Next chapter (or maybe the one after, or the one after) this is gonna get romance. So ya gotta tell us who you want Thom to fall for, and who will fall for Thom.
Cya Nextime.
Lotsa people comented on the First Daughter being like the dude in the Princess Bride. Actuly we based her on Pontius Pilot from The Life of Brian (you may have noticed we are quite obsessed with Brians Life. It comes from having been a part of the first ever stage production of it). The line "So you have spiwet, ay?" comes from that. But hey, as long as you got a laugh out of it.
Disclaimer: Thom and Delia traditionally belong to TP. We have kidnapped them. They are helpless. We laugh evilly. We plan to soon kidnap more people. All will be helpless. Muhahahahahaha!!!
~~~~
Thom and Delia were sitting around one day, but the wonderful auhoresses couldn't think of anything that might happen, so Thom and Delia (now best friends) jumped in a time warp and when they came out it was time to go to the palace.
"Oh I'm so exited!" squealed Thom as they waited outside the first daughter's office. "My whole life has been building towards this moment!"
During his years at the convent, Thom had been an exceptional student, excelling in cosmetics and the refined art of bed making.
Rowena came out of the office. "She's ready to $^*$@ see you now," the woman said softly, awe in her voice as she opened the door to the two best Ladies at the Connvent.
"Ah, giwls. Come closew." Thom and Delia curtsied infront of the First Daughter. "You have leawned as much as you can within these walls. Fwom now on you must put youw lessons into pwactice at the Woyal Palace of His Majesty King Woald of Conte and his Queen, Lianne.
"You leave with the blessings of myself and evewyone at this place. Cawiges awe waiting fow you in the cowtyawd. Now, GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the woman screamed, causing Thom and Delia to run from the room, tripping over Thom's Secret Fairy Diary With Matching Padlock on their way.
The two girls clambered into the carriages in a rustle of silk, and sat down on the fluffy seats and almost disappeared inside them.
"Can't - expand - lungs - by - inhaling - air - through - my - mouth!" gasped Thom. "Can't - string - words - together - without - gaps - either!"
Rowena pulled Thom out of the cushion that was trying to eat him and the driver shot it. "Sorry 'bout tha'," the diver said. "N't many cushions come bac' ta life once they's dead, but cha always get cha wirdos."
They started to drive away, and Delia was just wondering wether she'd ever see the place again, when Thom screamed "My Secret Fairy Diary With Matching Padlock! It's still in the Daughter's Office!" Brakes squealed as the driver chucked a U ey and drove back towards the Convent.
6 days (and 3 dead cushions) later they arrived at the *dun dun dun* Palace, where they were greeted by.,.
~~~~~
A/N Wow. 2 DIFERENT stories in one day! And this is almost a page long!
Someome in the Audience: So?
Martina: So this is pretty damn good for us. You get Daine's song in the Lumberjacks of Tortall AND this within a few hours of each other. So feel privileged.
Anita: And I'll do my happy dance involving many squarks and tumble turns *does happy dance involving many squarks and tumble turns*
Thanx To:
Kathryn: mmm... Pressing matters.
Chavi: Same here. I get lost on my way from the computer to my room, and that's only about 2 metres away!
Russetwolf713: Yay! Thank you!
SoHo Chic: We're working on the plot, but yeah, this is mostly for laughs.
Lady Knight: Did your eyes roll on the ground? I am hoping you washed them before you put them back.
Mel: :D
Myuu/Kyuu: I was hoping he would tell me too!
Lady Katharine Heartspark: The Diary isn't actuly. It just popped out of thin air. We're in RoseFyre's one (Martina and Anita). What's your name in that?
Lady Arianna: Happy!
SweetiHunni: What's ROFLMAO mean? :)
Poison Ivy: :D
SOF! Save Our Fanfic! Can anyone whose read (or is about to cos we told you to) The Path of Hope: A Kel Story please send ideas for what comes next. There is a MAJOR case of writers block going on here! We might post the start of the next chapter (which is kinda bad) up so the type of people who read that sort of story can give ideas.
Next chapter (or maybe the one after, or the one after) this is gonna get romance. So ya gotta tell us who you want Thom to fall for, and who will fall for Thom.
Cya Nextime.