Aren't you lot lucky, I'm doing two chapters today cause I can-Can Can ^_^

Dolly: your abusing that pun to death.

I don't care cause I can-can-can

*gets a glare*

sorry, now This is my fave chapter, Cause it has the can-can in it ^__^

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[Scene Three: The Moulin Rouge: The Can-Can]

Pyro: The Moulin Rouge!

Todd: Harold Zidler and his infamous girls. They called them his "Diamond Dogs."

Roberto (singing): The diamond dogs.

X23: I'm going to kill that author.

Amara: join the club

Kitty: what club?

Abbie: *off stage* OI! No conspiracies

Diamond Dogs (singing): Voulez vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir? Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister. Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

Pyro (rapping): If life's an awful bore and living's just a chore you endure cause death's not much fun, I've just the antidote--and though I mustn't gloat--at the Moulin Rouge . . . You'll have fun! So scratch that little niggle, Have a little wiggle! You'll know when you've come, you'll be having fun. Weeeeee!

Pyro: Because you can, can, can!

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can!

Diamond Dogs (singing): Voulez vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir?

Pyro: But you can't, can't, can't!

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can!

Diamond Dogs (singing): Voulez vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir?

Pyro: But you can, can, can!

[the diamond dogs dances]

Ray: I hate my life, I look like a butler

Bobby: your not alone...

Guys (singing): Here we are now, entertain us! We feel stupid and contagious.

Danielle: they got something right there on the last part.

Diamond Dogs (singing): Voulez vous coucher avec moi? . . .

Pyro (rapping): Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!

Guys (singing) Here we are now, entertain us . . .

Pyro: Because you can, can, can!

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can!

Pyro: But you can't can't, can't!

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can!

Kitty (singing): Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

Guys (gruff): Can, can, can!

(Girls howling)

Pyro: Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can!

Diamond Dogs (singing): Voulez vous . .

(Applause, whistling, cat-calls and Pyros mad Laughter)

Diamond Dogs: If it's cold outside and you're free free free . . .

Pyro (singing): . . . Then the Moulin Rouge is the place to be!

[Tarzan Yodel]

Pyro: Cause you can, can, can! Yes, you can, can, can!

Guts: Here we are now, entertain us!

Pyro: Outside things may be tragic, But in here we feel it's magic!

Jean: Woah-oh-oh oh!

Crowd: Here we are now, entertain us!

Pyro (whispers): The Can-can! (yells) Because you Can Can Can!

Abbie: YAY!

Diamond Dogs: Hey sister, go sister, flow sister, soul sister. Hey sister, go sister, flow sister, soul sister. Getchi Getchi ya ya da da. Getchi Getchi ya ya here . . .

Pyro: Because you can, can, can. Yes you can, can, can!

Diamond Dogs: . . . Mocha Chocolata ya ya. Creole Lady Marmalade.

*Diamond Dogs and Abbie does the can- can*

Pyro: Because you can, can, can! Yes you can, can, can!

Diamond Dogs: Hey sister go sister, flow sister, soul sister . . .

Guys (gruff): Well you can . . .

Christian (Sings loudly): . . . Cause it's good for your mind!

(Very jumbled part)

Guys: Here we are now, entertain us.

Diamond Dogs: Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

X23: (laughing)

Pyro: Cause you can, can, can!

Diamond Dogs: Hey sister go sister, flow sister, soul sister.

Crowd: Can! Can! Can!

Kurt (yelling): Christian!

*Todd Dancing with girls*

Kurt (yells again): Christian!!... oh for the love of cheese....

*Todd says something to Rahne*

Kurt (yells again): HELLLLOOO!!??!! TODD! GET OVER HERE!

*Rahne slaps Todd across the face and Todd comes over to Kurt*

Todd: that hurt... I only asked her what under wear Wanda buys.

Kurt: Pervert... Mission accomplished. We successfully invaded seat one.

Guys: Here we are now, here we are now . . .

Pyro: Can can can can can can can can can can can can can.

*sudden stop of the Can-Can song*

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Heh I love the can-can cause I can Can can!

Dolly: no you can't can't can't

Yes I can can can

Wanda: this could be sometime.

Kurt: *to X23* why are you doing this?

X23: against my own will bur I get to be mean in this story...

Wanda: I WANTED THAT PART!!!

Kurt: why? You get the best part.

Wanda: but I'm good at being mean *sobs*

X23: MUHAHAHAHA!!! I get the best part!

Wanda: urge to kill, rising...

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