A/N: I'm BAAAACK!

"Hey, Jack, I'm going to slaughter your crew in Bull," I told him a week later.

"No deaths!"

"I won't kill them, just beat them so bad in Bull they WISH they were dead."

"Why do ye think that?"

I grinned. "You'll see..."

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"Queen," I laid the card face down, smiling nervously.

"Bull," Gibbs declared.

"Sorry, but, NO!" I flipped the Queen over, pushing three-quarters of the deck towards him. I held my empty hands out.

"She won!" A man said.

"Ri," A green Aurora dashed down, "Someone's attacking, they're too far to freeze. Check it out."

I went on deck and listened to the breeze. I paled.

"How did they know?"

Aurora raced over to Jack. "Jack, that creepy skeleton guys attacking!" She declared cheerfully. Lord, why was *my* friend insane?

"What's going on?" Will asked.

"Creepy skeleton guys attacking!" Aurora repeated. Duct tape, please, I need duct tape!

Composing myself, I said, "Okay, you freeze, I'll flame."

Will paled, and commented nervously, (a/n: you'd be nervous too, she throws FIRE, after all) "Well, Elizabeth's on there, and, well, Ri, your aim's not very good."

I scowled, then agreed, "That won't work."

They boarded the ship twenty minutes later. I fried six before one knocked me out with a hunk of wood.

The next morning I woke, my head only slightly sore.

"Since you had a lump the size of Cincinnati on the back of your head, I healed you," Aurora explained.

"Thanks, Ror," I smiled.

"Your welcome," Aurora was grinning widely.

A pirate grabbed me roughly and dragged me out of the cage.

What happened, you ask? The pirates discovered the truth somehow. (Deleted) So the following people where to be shoved off the ship near an island:

Jack Elizabeth Me

Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.

I. Can't. Swim.