*comes in doing the can-can* cause... I CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN....
Dolly: Somebody help us! She keeps doing the can-can
Wanda: I don't care how long Abbie does the can-can as long as I don't have to be in the play...
*Abbie stops the Can-Can*
Hey Wanda, shouldn't you be in costume?
Kurt: come on Wanda... its time to get in the costume...
Wanda: NOOOO!!! *SOBS* I hate my life... *goes off to get her costume on*
any way Hello once again to Moulin Rouge Version of X-men! And I wanna say thankies for the reviews:
SperryDee: why thankies ^_^
todd fan: ALL HAIL THE GREAT TODD FAN!!! Thankies I'm glad you like it. And you got another parody coming out? I must keep an eye out for it...
ASGT: well I am insane so maybe that's why its confusing.
DemonRogue13: Thankies!
Now on with the show!!!!
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[Scene 4: Diamonds are a girls best friend]
*Wanda's grand Entrance on her Trapeze and silver sparkles falls from the ceiling*
Kurt: It's her, the "Sparkling Diamond."
Gambit: ooh! shiny
Todd: *drools*
Abbie: *offstage* I think we're gonna need a mop
Wanda (sings): The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels.
Todd: But someone else was to meet Satine that night.
Wanda (sings): But I prefer a man who lives . . .
Todd: Zidler's investor . . .
Wanda (sings): And gives expensive . . . (whispers) jewels.
Todd: The Duke
*the Trapeze lowers towards the ground*
Wanda (singing): A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat. Or help you feed your HMMM pussycat.
*Guys crowd around*
Wanda (singing):Men grow cold as girls grow old, and we all lose our charms in the end. But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
*all the guys lift up Wanda and carries her around*
Wanda: (whispers) I swear if any of you drops me or pinch my back-side you WILL die... (Sings)Tiffany!
[Over at a table Dunken and Pyro are talking]
Dunken: When am I going to meet the girl?
Pyro: After her number, I've arranged a special meeting with you and Mademoiselle Satine totally alone.
Wanda (Singing): Cartier!
Cartman: you called...
Dolly: wrong Fic Dude...
*Dolly pulls Cartman off*
Kurt: After her number, I've arranged a private meeting with just you and Mademoiselle Satine totally alone.
Todd: Alone?
Kurt and Pyro: Totally Alone . . .
Wanda and the Four Girls (singing): Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl!
X23: (kissing sound)
*Ray looks towards X23*
Ray: I think I'm in love...
Wanda sings: Come and get me boys. Black star, Rozz call, talk to me Harry Zidler, tell me all about it!
Pyro: Yay! My big part. Excuse me Duke.
(Pyro runs on stage where Wanda gets dropped off by the guys)
Wanda (singing): There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. There may come a time when hard-boiled employer thinks you're...
Wanda and Pyro sings: awful nice . . .
Wanda (singing): But get that ice or else no dice.
Diamond dogs (singing): He's your guy when Stocks are high, but beware when they start descend...
*hidden behind a ring of Diamond Dogs, Satine and Zidler do a costume change*
Wanda: Is the Duke here Harry?
Pyro: Yes of course
Wanda: Where is he?
Pyro: in the Moulin Rouge.
Wanda: no where in the moulin rouge?
*Wanda has her back turned to Todd and the Duke. Pyro sees the Duke talking with Kurt*
Kurt (spills his drink all over the Duke): Oh sorry sorry. *uses Dukes Hanker chief, which the Dikue is pulling back on*
Pyro: He's the one Toulouse is shaking his hanky at.
*They turn around and Wanda looks over Pyro's shoulder*
Kurt: *Kurt lets go of Duke's hanky and turns to Todd* Excuse me Christian, may I borrow? *grabbing Todd's handkerchief*
Todd: I think I might have used it...
Kurt: ewww!
Wanda: Are you sure?
Pyro: Let me take a peek . . . (they turn around again and Kurt is using the hanky to mop up the mess he made of the Duke) that's the one chickpea.
Wanda: don't you start with the nick-naming thing.
Sabertooth: (shows Kurt his sidearm and Kurt runs back to his seat)
Wanda: Will he invest?
Pyro: After spending the night with you, how can he refuse?
Wanda: What's his type? Wilting flower? (Whimpers) Bright and bubbly (giggles and gasps) or smouldering temptress? (Growls)
Pyro: I'd say smouldering temptress. We're all relying on you.
Wanda: so much for pressure.
Pyro: Remember a real show, with a real theatre, with a real audience. And you'll be . . .
Wanda: A real actress . . .
Pyro: Bingo!
*Pyro and Wanda pop out above the ring of Diamond Dogs with Pyro with no trousers showing his underwear and Wanda in a different dress*
Wanda (singing): Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
*runs over to Todd*
Wanda: I believe you were expecting me.
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Heh good so far? Well my original idea was to Have Scott and Jean be Christian and Satine But then I realised there's a lot of Jean and Scott haters so I binned that idea and Starred another pairing, one I like quite a lot. TODD AND WANDA!!! ^_^
Wanda: you... Are... EVIL!
I'm not! I'm naturally insane that's all.
Dolly: ain't that the truth -_-
Please Review!!!
Dolly: Somebody help us! She keeps doing the can-can
Wanda: I don't care how long Abbie does the can-can as long as I don't have to be in the play...
*Abbie stops the Can-Can*
Hey Wanda, shouldn't you be in costume?
Kurt: come on Wanda... its time to get in the costume...
Wanda: NOOOO!!! *SOBS* I hate my life... *goes off to get her costume on*
any way Hello once again to Moulin Rouge Version of X-men! And I wanna say thankies for the reviews:
SperryDee: why thankies ^_^
todd fan: ALL HAIL THE GREAT TODD FAN!!! Thankies I'm glad you like it. And you got another parody coming out? I must keep an eye out for it...
ASGT: well I am insane so maybe that's why its confusing.
DemonRogue13: Thankies!
Now on with the show!!!!
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[Scene 4: Diamonds are a girls best friend]
*Wanda's grand Entrance on her Trapeze and silver sparkles falls from the ceiling*
Kurt: It's her, the "Sparkling Diamond."
Gambit: ooh! shiny
Todd: *drools*
Abbie: *offstage* I think we're gonna need a mop
Wanda (sings): The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels.
Todd: But someone else was to meet Satine that night.
Wanda (sings): But I prefer a man who lives . . .
Todd: Zidler's investor . . .
Wanda (sings): And gives expensive . . . (whispers) jewels.
Todd: The Duke
*the Trapeze lowers towards the ground*
Wanda (singing): A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat. Or help you feed your HMMM pussycat.
*Guys crowd around*
Wanda (singing):Men grow cold as girls grow old, and we all lose our charms in the end. But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
*all the guys lift up Wanda and carries her around*
Wanda: (whispers) I swear if any of you drops me or pinch my back-side you WILL die... (Sings)Tiffany!
[Over at a table Dunken and Pyro are talking]
Dunken: When am I going to meet the girl?
Pyro: After her number, I've arranged a special meeting with you and Mademoiselle Satine totally alone.
Wanda (Singing): Cartier!
Cartman: you called...
Dolly: wrong Fic Dude...
*Dolly pulls Cartman off*
Kurt: After her number, I've arranged a private meeting with just you and Mademoiselle Satine totally alone.
Todd: Alone?
Kurt and Pyro: Totally Alone . . .
Wanda and the Four Girls (singing): Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl!
X23: (kissing sound)
*Ray looks towards X23*
Ray: I think I'm in love...
Wanda sings: Come and get me boys. Black star, Rozz call, talk to me Harry Zidler, tell me all about it!
Pyro: Yay! My big part. Excuse me Duke.
(Pyro runs on stage where Wanda gets dropped off by the guys)
Wanda (singing): There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. There may come a time when hard-boiled employer thinks you're...
Wanda and Pyro sings: awful nice . . .
Wanda (singing): But get that ice or else no dice.
Diamond dogs (singing): He's your guy when Stocks are high, but beware when they start descend...
*hidden behind a ring of Diamond Dogs, Satine and Zidler do a costume change*
Wanda: Is the Duke here Harry?
Pyro: Yes of course
Wanda: Where is he?
Pyro: in the Moulin Rouge.
Wanda: no where in the moulin rouge?
*Wanda has her back turned to Todd and the Duke. Pyro sees the Duke talking with Kurt*
Kurt (spills his drink all over the Duke): Oh sorry sorry. *uses Dukes Hanker chief, which the Dikue is pulling back on*
Pyro: He's the one Toulouse is shaking his hanky at.
*They turn around and Wanda looks over Pyro's shoulder*
Kurt: *Kurt lets go of Duke's hanky and turns to Todd* Excuse me Christian, may I borrow? *grabbing Todd's handkerchief*
Todd: I think I might have used it...
Kurt: ewww!
Wanda: Are you sure?
Pyro: Let me take a peek . . . (they turn around again and Kurt is using the hanky to mop up the mess he made of the Duke) that's the one chickpea.
Wanda: don't you start with the nick-naming thing.
Sabertooth: (shows Kurt his sidearm and Kurt runs back to his seat)
Wanda: Will he invest?
Pyro: After spending the night with you, how can he refuse?
Wanda: What's his type? Wilting flower? (Whimpers) Bright and bubbly (giggles and gasps) or smouldering temptress? (Growls)
Pyro: I'd say smouldering temptress. We're all relying on you.
Wanda: so much for pressure.
Pyro: Remember a real show, with a real theatre, with a real audience. And you'll be . . .
Wanda: A real actress . . .
Pyro: Bingo!
*Pyro and Wanda pop out above the ring of Diamond Dogs with Pyro with no trousers showing his underwear and Wanda in a different dress*
Wanda (singing): Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
*runs over to Todd*
Wanda: I believe you were expecting me.
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Heh good so far? Well my original idea was to Have Scott and Jean be Christian and Satine But then I realised there's a lot of Jean and Scott haters so I binned that idea and Starred another pairing, one I like quite a lot. TODD AND WANDA!!! ^_^
Wanda: you... Are... EVIL!
I'm not! I'm naturally insane that's all.
Dolly: ain't that the truth -_-
Please Review!!!