[Scene 7: whoops]
Wanda: (immediately exits his embrace) No!
Todd: Well Toulouse . . .
Wanda: Toulouse? Oh no! Not another of Toulouse's oh so talented, charmingly Bohemian, tragically impoverish prots.
Todd: Well you might say that.
Wanda: OH NO! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! Yes sirie bob I shall kill him so bad he'll be dead!
*Kurt escapes from his vantage point outside the window so Wanda will not aim her wrath on him*
Todd: Toulouse told me . . .
*Wanda goes to the door and opens, but only to see Pyro and Dunken coming up towards the room*
Wanda: The Duke. *GASP* THE DUKE!
Todd: The Duke?
Wanda: Hide! Out the back.
*Todd hides under table as Pyro opens the door*
Pyro: My dear, are you decent for the Duke? Where were you?
Wanda: I-I-I was waiting
Pyro: Dearest Duke, allow me to introduce Mademoiselle Satine.
Wanda: Monsieur, how wonderful of you to take time out of your busy schedule to visit.
Duke: The pleasure I fear will be entirely mine, my dear.
Pyro: I'll leave you two squirrels to get better aquatinted. Ta-ta
Duke: (taking Wanda's hand and kissing it) A kiss on the hand may be quite continental.
Wanda: (wags her finger at him) But diamonds are a girl's best friend. Hmmm
Duke: After tonight's pretty exertions on the stage, you must surely but in need of some refreshment my dear.
*Dunken is about to turn when Wanda stops him*
Wanda: DON'T! Don't you just love the view? Hmmm?
Duke: Charming.
Wanda: Oh! I feel like dancing. *GROWL*
*Wanda dances around trying to distract the Duke from Todd*
Duke: Would you like a glass of champagne?
Wanda: NO! It's a little bit funny . . .
Duke: What is?
Wanda: This . . .
Todd mouthing: (feeling)
Wanda: Feeling
Todd mouthing: (inside)
Wanda: Inside
Todd mouthing: (I'm not one of those who can easily . . . )
Wanda: I'm not one of those who can easily . . .
Todd mouthing and pantomiming: (hide)
Wanda: Hide.
*Duke is about to turn around again but Wanda jumps and grabs his legs*
Wanda: NO! I know I don't have much money, but if I did, I'd buy a big house where we both can live. *sings* I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind. That I put down in words. How wonderful life is now you're in the world.
Duke: That's very beautiful
Wanda: It's from "Spectacular, Spectacular." Suddenly with you here, I finally understood the true meaning of those words. How wonderful life it now you're in the world.
Duke: And what meaning is that my dear?
*Todd tries to escape through the door but Sabertooth is guarding it and Todd close door again. Wanda then jumps on to the bed and hits it*
Wanda: NO, NO, NO! *points at Duke* Duke, don't you toy with my emotions. You-you must know the effect you have on woman. LET'S MAKE LOVE! You want to make love don't you? I knew you felt the same way!
*Todd goes back to under the table*
Todd: I dunno yo, first shes madly in love over me then she goes cookoo for this guy...
Wanda: *Quickly sits up* Oh, oh Duke! Yes, your right, we should wait, until opening night.
Duke: Wait? Wait?
Wanda: It's empowering you that scare me. You would go
Duke: Go? But I just got here.
Wanda: Oh yes, but we'll see each other everyday during rehearsal. We must wait we must until opening night.
*Wanda pushes Duken out the door*
Duke: *off stage* aw, but I was gonna score
Wanda: *closes door behind her* Do you have any idea, any idea what would happen if you were to be found? Oh . . .
*Wanda faints*
Todd: Satine? Hello? Wake up baby cakes, Maybe I'll just put you on the bed.
Pyro: *looking through a telescope into the Elephant* Let's just take a
sneaky peak. *sees Wanda being moved about* oh yes...
Duke: *reappears through the door* dudette, I forgot my ha-. OH! Foul play?
Todd: eeps!
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and now I am done for tonight! *falls asleep*
Kurt: hey! What about our fish and chip dinner?
Wanda: yea! We are entitled to a free meal paid by you!
*mumbles* too tired, can't be bothered... Zzzzzz
Dolly: oh no ya don't! *Squirts Abbie with water pistol*
all right! I'm awake! Fine we'll go to the chippy.
Everyone: YAY!
Okay people you all know what to do... REVIEW! Yes press that button down there and review with al ya might!
Dolly: OI! Abbie! Less talk and more going-down-the-chippys!
Coming! Okay see ya'll later!
Wanda: (immediately exits his embrace) No!
Todd: Well Toulouse . . .
Wanda: Toulouse? Oh no! Not another of Toulouse's oh so talented, charmingly Bohemian, tragically impoverish prots.
Todd: Well you might say that.
Wanda: OH NO! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! Yes sirie bob I shall kill him so bad he'll be dead!
*Kurt escapes from his vantage point outside the window so Wanda will not aim her wrath on him*
Todd: Toulouse told me . . .
*Wanda goes to the door and opens, but only to see Pyro and Dunken coming up towards the room*
Wanda: The Duke. *GASP* THE DUKE!
Todd: The Duke?
Wanda: Hide! Out the back.
*Todd hides under table as Pyro opens the door*
Pyro: My dear, are you decent for the Duke? Where were you?
Wanda: I-I-I was waiting
Pyro: Dearest Duke, allow me to introduce Mademoiselle Satine.
Wanda: Monsieur, how wonderful of you to take time out of your busy schedule to visit.
Duke: The pleasure I fear will be entirely mine, my dear.
Pyro: I'll leave you two squirrels to get better aquatinted. Ta-ta
Duke: (taking Wanda's hand and kissing it) A kiss on the hand may be quite continental.
Wanda: (wags her finger at him) But diamonds are a girl's best friend. Hmmm
Duke: After tonight's pretty exertions on the stage, you must surely but in need of some refreshment my dear.
*Dunken is about to turn when Wanda stops him*
Wanda: DON'T! Don't you just love the view? Hmmm?
Duke: Charming.
Wanda: Oh! I feel like dancing. *GROWL*
*Wanda dances around trying to distract the Duke from Todd*
Duke: Would you like a glass of champagne?
Wanda: NO! It's a little bit funny . . .
Duke: What is?
Wanda: This . . .
Todd mouthing: (feeling)
Wanda: Feeling
Todd mouthing: (inside)
Wanda: Inside
Todd mouthing: (I'm not one of those who can easily . . . )
Wanda: I'm not one of those who can easily . . .
Todd mouthing and pantomiming: (hide)
Wanda: Hide.
*Duke is about to turn around again but Wanda jumps and grabs his legs*
Wanda: NO! I know I don't have much money, but if I did, I'd buy a big house where we both can live. *sings* I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind. That I put down in words. How wonderful life is now you're in the world.
Duke: That's very beautiful
Wanda: It's from "Spectacular, Spectacular." Suddenly with you here, I finally understood the true meaning of those words. How wonderful life it now you're in the world.
Duke: And what meaning is that my dear?
*Todd tries to escape through the door but Sabertooth is guarding it and Todd close door again. Wanda then jumps on to the bed and hits it*
Wanda: NO, NO, NO! *points at Duke* Duke, don't you toy with my emotions. You-you must know the effect you have on woman. LET'S MAKE LOVE! You want to make love don't you? I knew you felt the same way!
*Todd goes back to under the table*
Todd: I dunno yo, first shes madly in love over me then she goes cookoo for this guy...
Wanda: *Quickly sits up* Oh, oh Duke! Yes, your right, we should wait, until opening night.
Duke: Wait? Wait?
Wanda: It's empowering you that scare me. You would go
Duke: Go? But I just got here.
Wanda: Oh yes, but we'll see each other everyday during rehearsal. We must wait we must until opening night.
*Wanda pushes Duken out the door*
Duke: *off stage* aw, but I was gonna score
Wanda: *closes door behind her* Do you have any idea, any idea what would happen if you were to be found? Oh . . .
*Wanda faints*
Todd: Satine? Hello? Wake up baby cakes, Maybe I'll just put you on the bed.
Pyro: *looking through a telescope into the Elephant* Let's just take a
sneaky peak. *sees Wanda being moved about* oh yes...
Duke: *reappears through the door* dudette, I forgot my ha-. OH! Foul play?
Todd: eeps!
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and now I am done for tonight! *falls asleep*
Kurt: hey! What about our fish and chip dinner?
Wanda: yea! We are entitled to a free meal paid by you!
*mumbles* too tired, can't be bothered... Zzzzzz
Dolly: oh no ya don't! *Squirts Abbie with water pistol*
all right! I'm awake! Fine we'll go to the chippy.
Everyone: YAY!
Okay people you all know what to do... REVIEW! Yes press that button down there and review with al ya might!
Dolly: OI! Abbie! Less talk and more going-down-the-chippys!
Coming! Okay see ya'll later!