HIYA PEOPLE!!!! Yes another chapter from the person you love!!!
Dolly: who?
Me ofcorse!!!
Wanda: I hate you
whatever... I shall be insane instead!
Kurt: NO! lets just do a chappie of Moulin Rouge
hmmmm moulin Rouge or insanity.... Can I flip a coin?
*gets coild stare*
I guess not. Any ways thankies to all those who reviewed!!! I loves you all...
Kurt: is Abbie drunk?
Dolly: no shes high on sugar
lets go on... cause I can can can!!
*Everybody groans* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Scene 8: Spectacular, spectacular! ]
Todd: She . . . I . . .
*Wanda wakes up*
Wanda: Oh Duke . . .
Dunken: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside?
Wanda: Yes, let me introduce you to the writer
Dunken: The writer?
Wanda: Yes, oh yes, we were-we were rehearsing
Dunken: Oh ho, ho, ho you expect me to believe that scantily clad in the arms of another man in the middle of the night inside an elephant, you were rehearsing? Yeah right and Wolverine will fly by with a fairy suit on...
*Logan get thrown in to the air across in a tinker bell suit*
Dunken: okay just to let you all know... that does not count!
(From outside)
Lance: here we come to save the day!
*Lance, Kurt, Colossus and Gambit comes in through the balcony*
Kurt: How's the rehearsal going? Shall we take it from the top eh my queen?
*Pyro gasps to see what's going on through the telescope*
Pyro: Oh my goodness! This is bad... bady bady bad!
Wanda: When I spoke those words to you before, you filled me with such inspiration. Yes, I realised how much work we had to do before tomorrow, so I called everyone together for an emergency rehearsal.
Dunken: If you're rehearsing, where's Zidler?
*Pyro comes in a flash*
Pyro: thank goodness for elevators... My dear Duke, I'm most terribly sorry. Please don't leave us with out the dough!!!
Wanda: Harold! You made it. It's all right, the Duke knows about the emergency rehearsal.
*Pyro shows a blank face*
Pyro: Emergency rehearsal?
Wanda: uh yeah . . . to incorporate the Duke's artistic idea.
Pyro: Yes well I'm sure Audrey will be only your delight.
Kurt: It's not Audrey's work
(Tabbitha off stage)
Tabby: DAMN YOU TODD! YOU TOOK MY JOB!
*Tabby gets hit on the head with a tack hammer and is knocked out*
Wanda: Harold, the cat's out of the bag. Yes the Duke's already a big fan of our new writer's work. That's why he's so keen to invest.
Pyro: Invest? *then rembers* Invest! Oh yes, well invest! You can hardly blame me for trying to hide our . . .
Kurt: Christian
Pyro: Christian away
Dunken: I'm way ahead of you Zidler
Pyro: My dear Duke, why don't you and I go my office to produce the paper works. While these two finish making-out here...
*Dunken stop still*
Dunken: What's the story?
Pyro: Story?
Dunken: Well if I'm going to invest, I need to know the story. No story no investment... that simple.
Pyro: Oh yes, well the story's about . . . Toulouse?
Kurt: Ugh... The story-the story's about it's- it's about um . . . cows? No! uh...
Todd: It's about love!
Dunken: Love?
Todd: It's about love, over-coming all obstacles.
Kurt: And it's set in good old Switzerland!
*Dunken Pulls a disgusted face*
Dunken: Switzerland?
Pyro: Exotic Switzerland!
*Todd looks around then shouts*
Todd: India! India! It's set in India! And there's a courtesan, the most beautiful courtesan in all the world, but her kingdom's invaded by and evil Maharaja. Now in order to save her kingdom, she has to seduce the evil Maharaja. But on the night of the seduction, she mistakes a penniless
po- a penniless a penniless sitar player for the evil Maharaja and she fall's in love with him. He wasn't trying to trick her or anything. But he was dressed as a Maharaja because . . . he's appearing in a play.
Gambit: I will play the tango dancing sitar player.
Dunken: And-and-and what happens next?
Todd: Well, penniless sitar player and the courtesan they have to hide their love from the evil Maharaja.
Lance: The penniless sitar player's sitar is magical. It can only speak the truth.
(Kurt pushes through)
Kurt: And-and I will play the magical sitar. *Kurt turns to Wanda and blows Raspberry* you are beautiful. *Kurt turns to Lance and blows Raspberry* you are ugly...
Lance: that hurts my feelings you know!
Kurt: *Kurt blows another Raspberry and faces Dunken* and you are . . .
*Everybody covers Kurt mouth in fear of what he might say*
Dunken: ooooh! and he gives the game away.
Pyro: Tell them about the can-can
Todd: The-the-the tantric can-can . . .
Pyro: It's an erotic spectacular scene that captures the thrusting, violent, vibrant, wild bohemian spirit of this whole production embodies Duke.
Dunken: What do you mean by my dear?
Pyro *sings*: The show will be a magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, persensual ravagement, it will be Spectacular, spectacular. No words in the vernacular can describe his great event. You'll be dumb with wonderment; returns are fixed at ten percent. You must agree, that's excellent, and on top of your fee...
*everybody dances*
All: You'll be involved artistically. So exciting, the audience will stomp
and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the
audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
Todd: Elephants!
Kurt: Bohemian!
Pyro: Indians!
Lance: And courtesans!
*Wanda Swings by*
Wanda: Acrobats!
Gambit: And juggling bears!
Kurt: Exotic girls!
All: Fire-eaters! Muscle Men! Contortionists! Intrigue, danger, and romance! Electric lights, machinery, powered with electricity! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! Spectacular, spectacular! No words in the vernacular, can describe this great event, you'll be dumb with wonderment. The hills are alive, with the sound of music... So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
Dunken: Yes, but what happens in the end?
*Everybody uses props*
Todd: Ahem! The courtesan and sitar man, are pulled apart by an evil plan...
Wanda: But in the end she hears his song...
Todd: And their love is just too strong.
Dunken horribly off-key: It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside...
Dolly: God, that's terrible!
[HORRIFIED SILENCE]
All: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
Todd: Sitar player's secret song helps them flee the evil one... Though the tyrant rants and rails, it is all to no avail!
Pyro: I am the evil maharajah! You will not escape! *Inserts Pyros famous crazy laughter that we all love*
Wanda: Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Pyro: No one's going to! Ya hear me...
All: So exciting, we'll make them laugh we'll make them cry! So delighting...
Dunken: And in the end should someone die?
[STUNNED SILENCE FROM EVERYONE]
All: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting it will run for 50 years...!
*Song ends and every body stares at Dunken while in a pose*
Dunken: Generally.... I like it!
(Scene changes to outside where Kurt is sitting on to of the Roof drinking)
Todd: Zidler had an investor. And the Bohemians have a show.
Kurt: It's the end of the century! The Bohemian Revolution is here. So lets all get drunk! *Drinks green stuff*
(then we go back to seeing Todd in his room next to the typewriter)
Todd: While the celebration party ragged upstairs, I tried to write, but all I could think about was her. *sings How wonderful life is *thinks* Was she thinking about me? *sings* Now you're in the world.
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AAAAANNNND! I'm Done!!!
Dolly: blimy that took flippen forever!
Kurt: you said it, we need a longer holiday to recover from it, hint hint?
Nice try but I'm gonna try and update more.
Wanda: GAH! Must. Clean. Feel. So. Dirty....
Please review! Reviews makes me happy, reviews taste like chicken ^___^
Dolly: who?
Me ofcorse!!!
Wanda: I hate you
whatever... I shall be insane instead!
Kurt: NO! lets just do a chappie of Moulin Rouge
hmmmm moulin Rouge or insanity.... Can I flip a coin?
*gets coild stare*
I guess not. Any ways thankies to all those who reviewed!!! I loves you all...
Kurt: is Abbie drunk?
Dolly: no shes high on sugar
lets go on... cause I can can can!!
*Everybody groans* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Scene 8: Spectacular, spectacular! ]
Todd: She . . . I . . .
*Wanda wakes up*
Wanda: Oh Duke . . .
Dunken: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside?
Wanda: Yes, let me introduce you to the writer
Dunken: The writer?
Wanda: Yes, oh yes, we were-we were rehearsing
Dunken: Oh ho, ho, ho you expect me to believe that scantily clad in the arms of another man in the middle of the night inside an elephant, you were rehearsing? Yeah right and Wolverine will fly by with a fairy suit on...
*Logan get thrown in to the air across in a tinker bell suit*
Dunken: okay just to let you all know... that does not count!
(From outside)
Lance: here we come to save the day!
*Lance, Kurt, Colossus and Gambit comes in through the balcony*
Kurt: How's the rehearsal going? Shall we take it from the top eh my queen?
*Pyro gasps to see what's going on through the telescope*
Pyro: Oh my goodness! This is bad... bady bady bad!
Wanda: When I spoke those words to you before, you filled me with such inspiration. Yes, I realised how much work we had to do before tomorrow, so I called everyone together for an emergency rehearsal.
Dunken: If you're rehearsing, where's Zidler?
*Pyro comes in a flash*
Pyro: thank goodness for elevators... My dear Duke, I'm most terribly sorry. Please don't leave us with out the dough!!!
Wanda: Harold! You made it. It's all right, the Duke knows about the emergency rehearsal.
*Pyro shows a blank face*
Pyro: Emergency rehearsal?
Wanda: uh yeah . . . to incorporate the Duke's artistic idea.
Pyro: Yes well I'm sure Audrey will be only your delight.
Kurt: It's not Audrey's work
(Tabbitha off stage)
Tabby: DAMN YOU TODD! YOU TOOK MY JOB!
*Tabby gets hit on the head with a tack hammer and is knocked out*
Wanda: Harold, the cat's out of the bag. Yes the Duke's already a big fan of our new writer's work. That's why he's so keen to invest.
Pyro: Invest? *then rembers* Invest! Oh yes, well invest! You can hardly blame me for trying to hide our . . .
Kurt: Christian
Pyro: Christian away
Dunken: I'm way ahead of you Zidler
Pyro: My dear Duke, why don't you and I go my office to produce the paper works. While these two finish making-out here...
*Dunken stop still*
Dunken: What's the story?
Pyro: Story?
Dunken: Well if I'm going to invest, I need to know the story. No story no investment... that simple.
Pyro: Oh yes, well the story's about . . . Toulouse?
Kurt: Ugh... The story-the story's about it's- it's about um . . . cows? No! uh...
Todd: It's about love!
Dunken: Love?
Todd: It's about love, over-coming all obstacles.
Kurt: And it's set in good old Switzerland!
*Dunken Pulls a disgusted face*
Dunken: Switzerland?
Pyro: Exotic Switzerland!
*Todd looks around then shouts*
Todd: India! India! It's set in India! And there's a courtesan, the most beautiful courtesan in all the world, but her kingdom's invaded by and evil Maharaja. Now in order to save her kingdom, she has to seduce the evil Maharaja. But on the night of the seduction, she mistakes a penniless
po- a penniless a penniless sitar player for the evil Maharaja and she fall's in love with him. He wasn't trying to trick her or anything. But he was dressed as a Maharaja because . . . he's appearing in a play.
Gambit: I will play the tango dancing sitar player.
Dunken: And-and-and what happens next?
Todd: Well, penniless sitar player and the courtesan they have to hide their love from the evil Maharaja.
Lance: The penniless sitar player's sitar is magical. It can only speak the truth.
(Kurt pushes through)
Kurt: And-and I will play the magical sitar. *Kurt turns to Wanda and blows Raspberry* you are beautiful. *Kurt turns to Lance and blows Raspberry* you are ugly...
Lance: that hurts my feelings you know!
Kurt: *Kurt blows another Raspberry and faces Dunken* and you are . . .
*Everybody covers Kurt mouth in fear of what he might say*
Dunken: ooooh! and he gives the game away.
Pyro: Tell them about the can-can
Todd: The-the-the tantric can-can . . .
Pyro: It's an erotic spectacular scene that captures the thrusting, violent, vibrant, wild bohemian spirit of this whole production embodies Duke.
Dunken: What do you mean by my dear?
Pyro *sings*: The show will be a magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, persensual ravagement, it will be Spectacular, spectacular. No words in the vernacular can describe his great event. You'll be dumb with wonderment; returns are fixed at ten percent. You must agree, that's excellent, and on top of your fee...
*everybody dances*
All: You'll be involved artistically. So exciting, the audience will stomp
and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the
audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
Todd: Elephants!
Kurt: Bohemian!
Pyro: Indians!
Lance: And courtesans!
*Wanda Swings by*
Wanda: Acrobats!
Gambit: And juggling bears!
Kurt: Exotic girls!
All: Fire-eaters! Muscle Men! Contortionists! Intrigue, danger, and romance! Electric lights, machinery, powered with electricity! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! Spectacular, spectacular! No words in the vernacular, can describe this great event, you'll be dumb with wonderment. The hills are alive, with the sound of music... So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
Dunken: Yes, but what happens in the end?
*Everybody uses props*
Todd: Ahem! The courtesan and sitar man, are pulled apart by an evil plan...
Wanda: But in the end she hears his song...
Todd: And their love is just too strong.
Dunken horribly off-key: It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside...
Dolly: God, that's terrible!
[HORRIFIED SILENCE]
All: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
Todd: Sitar player's secret song helps them flee the evil one... Though the tyrant rants and rails, it is all to no avail!
Pyro: I am the evil maharajah! You will not escape! *Inserts Pyros famous crazy laughter that we all love*
Wanda: Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Pyro: No one's going to! Ya hear me...
All: So exciting, we'll make them laugh we'll make them cry! So delighting...
Dunken: And in the end should someone die?
[STUNNED SILENCE FROM EVERYONE]
All: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting it will run for 50 years...!
*Song ends and every body stares at Dunken while in a pose*
Dunken: Generally.... I like it!
(Scene changes to outside where Kurt is sitting on to of the Roof drinking)
Todd: Zidler had an investor. And the Bohemians have a show.
Kurt: It's the end of the century! The Bohemian Revolution is here. So lets all get drunk! *Drinks green stuff*
(then we go back to seeing Todd in his room next to the typewriter)
Todd: While the celebration party ragged upstairs, I tried to write, but all I could think about was her. *sings How wonderful life is *thinks* Was she thinking about me? *sings* Now you're in the world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AAAAANNNND! I'm Done!!!
Dolly: blimy that took flippen forever!
Kurt: you said it, we need a longer holiday to recover from it, hint hint?
Nice try but I'm gonna try and update more.
Wanda: GAH! Must. Clean. Feel. So. Dirty....
Please review! Reviews makes me happy, reviews taste like chicken ^___^