Hiya folk The holidays are here so more chappies!!!!

Dolly: *sarcastically* oh hooray.

Aw come on I ain't that bad!

Kurt: wanna bet?

*ignores* so heres the reviews...

DemonRogue13: Thankies ^__^

Todd Fan: nah worries I think the world is still a bit sane *Gambit rides past on a king size rubber chicken* okay I told a fib... thankies any ways!

lonely little goth girl: yeah! Thats a great idea, and it would be so funny... unfortunately Marvel a great big meanie _ thankies for reviewing.

And now lets continue... cause i...

Wanda: NO! PLEASE! We are BEGGINGYOU! Don't say it...

CAN CAN CAN! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Wanda Screams*

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[Scene 10: a force stronger than love and Jealousy]

Todd: *typing* How wonderful life was now Satine was in the world. But in the Duke, Zidler had got much more than he had bargained for.

*In the Office*

Dunken: Transforming the Moulin Rouge into a theatre will cost a fantastic sum of money, Zidler. So in return I would require a contract that binds Satine to me, exclusively. Naturally, I shall require some security; I shall require the deeds to the Moulin Rouge and a free meal at Mc Donald's.

*Abbie pokes Dunken with electric cattle prod then disappears*

Dunken: actually... scratch the last bit off...

Pyro: But dear Duke . . . I

Dunken: Please don't think that I'm nave, Zidler. I shall hold the deeds to the Moulin Rouge. And if there are any shenanigans, my manservant Warner, will deal with it in the only language that you underworld show-folk people understand. Satine will be mine. *starts fiddling with the hat in his hand* I'm not jealous. I JUST... DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!! *Squashes Hat in hands*

Pyro: I understand completely, Duke. *murmurs* boy and people say I'M a psycho...

*Pyro signs contract*

Dunken: *straightens hat out and calms down a bit* Now that we have an understanding, it would appear that ugh . . . you have the means to transform your beloved Moulin Rouge . . .

*A quick clip of Pyro with his head poking through a small model set of a theatre in front of everybody else working at the Moulin Rouge*

Pyro: INTO A THEATER!

Bobby: *mono tone* oh Hooray, we are going to be in a theatre instead of a home for prostitutes...

Mystique: hey you don't see any body complaining!

Everybody: YAAAAY!

*Back at the office*

Dunken: I shall woo Satine during supper tonight...

*Back at the hall with everybody in it*

Pyro: We will have created the world's first completely modern, entirely electric, totally Bohemian, all singing, all dancing, STAGE SPECTACULAR! The show must go on!

Todd: Yes, the show would go on, but Satine would not attend the supper that night, or the following night.

*Todd, Wanda and Kurt are messing about in the flat (I LOVE THESE THREE *SQUEELS*)*

Todd: "Tell me you don't love me!" Mad with jealousy, the evil Maharaja forces the courtesan to make the penniless sitar player believe she doesn't love him.

Kurt: Oh yes... popcorn anyone?

Todd: "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love!" Says the penniless sitar player, throwing money at her feet and leaving the kingdom forever!

Wanda: *Laughs* Oh, but a life without love, that's-that's terrible.

Todd: Yes, but the sitar player . . .

Kurt: That's my part Christian, that's-that's-that's my part Christian. "It can only speak the truth." If So fat so!

Todd: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

*The three goes in to a Laughing fit*

Kurt: hey, this is fun! When this is over we should have a sleep-over like this!

Abbie: Hmm that gives me an idea for a fic...

*In another room Todd and Wanda are kissing each other then Dunken opens the door and instantly they push themselves apart and smiles innocently at Dunken*

Dunken: A picnic sweet lady?

Wanda: Oh well, we have so much to do, so much work!

Dunken: Well if the young writer can carry a blanket and basket, I don't see why you both can't do it in my presence.

*Todd and Kurt are doing rehearsals*

Todd: Toulouse, so the magical sitar falls from the roof . . .

Kurt: Yes, yes, yes I know. Don't tell me this. "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return." See I did it all by myself *sticks tongue out*

*once again Dunken walks in the room where Wanda and Todd are*

Dunken: Still at it my sweet?

Wanda: Oh my dear, sweet Duke. There's so many lines to learn. I just keep reading them over and over.

Todd: *typing* For tries the Duke made, it was almost too easy for the young writer and the lead actress to invent perfectly, legitimate reasons to avoid him.

*Wanda and Dunken are talking when Todd rushes between them*

Todd: Mademoiselle Satine, I haven't quite finished writing that new scene. The "Will the lovers be meeting at the sitar's player humble of ode" scene. And I wondered if I could work on it with your later

tonight?

Dunken: *interrupts* But my dear, I've arranged a magnificent supper for us in the Gothic Tower.

Todd: Well, it's not important, we-we could work on it tomorrow.

Wanda: How dare you. It cannot wait until tomorrow. "The lovers will be meeting in the sitar's player humble of ode" scene is the most important in the production. We'll work on it tonight until I'm completely satisfied.

Dunken: But my dear . . .

Wanda: Dear Duke, excuse me... I'm off to do some...thing

*Wanda walks off. Dunken give Todd an angry glare*

Todd: I'm sorry. *whispers* sucker!

*down the hall everybody is dancing for the rehearsal.*

Pyro: Bright and early tomorrow morning, we'll begin act two; "The lovers are discovered!"

Dunken: *walking up looking very annoyed* Zidler!

Pyro: My dear Duke, everything is arranged for that special supper in the Gothic Tower tonight. Also I ordered Pizza...

Dunken: Oh yes, well eat it yourself Zidler. My affections have been waiting.

Pyro: *GASPS* Impossible!

Dunken: I understand how important your work is to her, but she's always at it with that damn writer. If I don't see her tonight, I'm very well leaving!

*Pyro looks up to see Wanda and Todd kissing then quickly faces Dunken*

Pyro: No, dear Duke! I insist that Satine takes the night off.

Dunken: All right, all right . . . eight o' clock then.

*Wanda and Todd stop kissing*

Todd: You'll come? Tonight?

Wanda: Yes.

Todd: What time?

Wanda: Eight o' clock

Todd: Promise?

Wanda: Yes... now go! Go Simba and never return.

Dolly: Wrong Movie!!!

Wanda: Sorry...

*Turns around to face Pyro*

Wanda: GAH! What is it with people sneaking up on each other....

Pyro: Are you mad? The Duke holds the deeds to the Moulin Rouge. He's spending a fortune on you. He's given you a beautiful new dressing room. He wants to make you a star. He's got Mr Binky!

Wanda: Mr Binky?

Pyro: And you're dallying with the writer?

Wanda: Oh Harold, don't be ridiculous . . .

Pyro: I SAW YOU TOGETHER!

Wanda: ah... you got me there... It's nothing, It's just an infatuation. It's nothing

Pyro: The infatuation will end. Go to the boy; tell him it's over. The Duke is expecting you in the Tower at eight.

*Wanda sighs then goes off in to her room. She looks from the mirror to Torpid dressed as a bird*

Torpid: I hate my part... I mean Tweat tweat...

Wanda sings: If I should die this very moment... I wouldn't fear. For I've never known completeness. Like being here, wrapped in the warmth of you. Loving every breath of you, why live life from dream to dream? And dread the day...*GASP*

Todd: *typing* How could I know in those last fatal days

*Wanda coughs violently while Roberto and Rogue watches behind the couch*

Rogue: well that don't sound good...

Todd: *typing* But force darker than jealousy. And stronger than love, began to take hold of Satine?

*Wanda faints. Then Storm comes in*

Storm: call the doctor! Get her on the bed... bring me some coffee!

*then a bit later Professor X is in the room checking up on Wanda*

Professor X: yay! This is the only thing I have to do and then I can go home!

Dolly: get on with it! Or the jelly beans will be your death...

Storm: Do you think she'll be up by tonight?

Professor X: Tomorrow morning the earliest.

Sam: *runs into Pyro's office* The Duke's leaving!

Pyro: *shouts over to Dunken* SHE'S CONFESSING!!!!!

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Okay I'll leave it there... but the next part made me laugh my socks off...

Wanda: *rocking back and forth* words... disturbing...

oh grow up Wanda. Your ment to be the sanest out of us all.

Kurt: What? What about me!? Wanda has been in a crazy house and she's meant to be the sanest! WHERES THE *bleeep* SENSE IN THAT!??!!!

Dolly: INNIT!

Well ya see... uh... here's my answer...

*Abbie runs away*

Dolly: darn it Abbie! Come on Kurt lets go get her!

*Dolly and Kurt goes running off leaving Wanda muttering to herself. Jamie comes in and faces readers*

Jamie: uh,... Please review. If you don't review then Abbie will be mean and poke us with sticks for her entertainment. Also she'll keep saying 'cause I can can can!'

Wanda: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *sobs*

Jamie: *Whimpers* please, please review...