Hiya people again. The story will be more better now cause I looked for a
different script of moulin rouge that wasn't as bad as before (which
explains why I forgot the nature boy song at the beginning)
Kurt: YOU FORGOT MY SONG!!!
Oh cool it! I'll let you sing it at the end...
Kurt: you better.
Wanda: I thought you hated doing this?
Kurt: yeah, but its MY part
now on to the reviews. Thankies to mi/ri, Illmantrim, DemonRogue13 and todd fan... We are so happy that You Can, Can, CAN!
Dolly: ABBIE!!!!!
*Gulps* gotta go... on with the show!!!
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[Scene 11: Like a Virgin]
*Duncan turns to face Pyro*
Duncan: Confessing? What kind of imbecile do you take me for, Zidler?
Pyro well uh...
Dolly: Stick to the script!
Pyro: She suddenly had a terrible desire to go to a priest and—and confess her sins.
Duncan: What?
Pyro: She wanted to be cleansed of her former life.
Duncan: huh? You mean she took a bath?
Pyro: NO!
*Pyro walks up to Duncan*
Pyro: She looked upon tonight as her wedding night.
*Duncan looks as if he isn't buying it*
Duncan: Her wedding night?
Pyro: She's like a blushing bride. She says you make her feel like a...virgin
*This idea obviously appeals to Duncan.*
Duncan: A virgin...
Pyro: You know, touched for the very first time.
Duncan: being a football player I think I should know what a virgin is...
*Abbie waves electric cow prod threateningly at Duncan*
Duncan: sorry, For the first...
Pyro: *interrupts* She says it feels so good inside when you hold her and you touch her.
*Pyro and Duncan begin to walk back into the middle of the tower. The Waiters who are Scott, Logan, Ray, Bobby, Jamie, Sam, Paul and Evan are making the bed.*
Scott: dignity... that all I ask for, then Abbie goes and makes me in to a waiter.
Logan: ya think that's bad?, I was THIS close to being tinker bell.
Abbie: *Off stage* and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky claws!
Duncan: Like a virgin...
Pyro: She's made it through the wilderness somehow, she's made it through. She didn't know how lost she was *sings* Until she found you.
*Pyro and Duncan pause. Duncan still looks a little sceptical. The waiters look on.*
Pyro singing: She was beat, incomplete, She'd been had, she was sad and blue, But you've made her feel...
*Some of the Waiters move in to form a circle around Pyro and the Duncan.*
Pyro singing: Yes you've made her feel shiny and new. Ohhh, Like a virgin!
*The previously dark room brightens, and the waiters dance around Pyro and the Duncan.*
Pyro singing: Touched for the very first time!
*The Waiters making the bed lift the sheet off and dance with it to the table.*
Bobby: this Dance makes us look gay.
Evan: Oh man! Don't give the Slash writers any ideas... Yes WE KNOW YOUR THERE!
*Abbie shocks Evan with Electric cattle prod. And Evan continues to dance*
Pyro singing: Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin! Your hearts beat close in time! Gonna give you all her love!
*Bobby and Ray guide Duncan over to the table. The others dance by in a line with Champagne bottles and napkins.*
Jamie sings: knees up mother brown...
*Abbie shocks Jamie who multiplies himself as extra waiters.*
Dolly: YA MONSTER!!!
*Abbie and Dolly fight offstage while all the waiters continue*
Waiters sings: Give you all her love!
*Pyro sits on a serving trolley.*
Pyro sings: Her fear is fading fast!
*Waiters dance by Duncan with the sheet.*
Waiters sing: Her fear is gone!
*Waiters drape the sheet over Pyro like a veil.*
Pyro sings: She's been saving it all for you.
*The Waiters gather behind Pyro; ALL point at the Duncan.*
Waiters sings: All for you!
Pyro sings: Only love can last!
*Bobby, Ray and Evan with Champagne bottles lean in towards the DUKE, sitting on the table. Duncan looks as though he's wondering what the Hell's going on.*
Waiters sings: Love, love, love, love...
*Sam pushes Pyro on the trolley around the table. All the others dance along behind him. Duncan watches.*
Pyro: Mummy would so like this wedding outfit! *sings* She's so fine, And she's thine.
Waiters sings: And she's thine.
Pyro sings: She'll be yours.
Waiters sings: She'll be yours.
Pyro Sings: Till the end of time. . .
Waiters Sings: Till the end of time.
Logan sings: Come what may!
Paul: Wrong scene...
Pyro sings: ...Cause you make her feel, Yes, you ma-a-a-a-ade her feel...
*Pyro gets of the trolley, and rolls across the table in front of Duncan*
Pyro sings: She has nothing to hide.
*Pyro dances in front of the Duncan while the Waiters dance in a kick-line behind him.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
Waiters sings: Like a virgin!
*two Jamies push Duncan down the table.*
Pyro sings: Touched for the very first time!
*Pyro takes Duncan by the hand and pulls him through a line of waiters with their arms joined in a bridge.*
Waiters sing: Touched for the very first ti-i-i-i-ime!
Pyro sings: Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin! When your hearts beat both in time.
*At the end of the line, Logan, Sam and Evan hold plates with jelly breasts on them.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
*Pyro leads Duncan out onto the balcony. The Waiters follow and form a line behind them.*
Waiters sings: Ooh-oooh!
Pyro sings: Feels so good inside.
*Pyro spins Duncan away from him, then towards him.*
Waiters sing: Feels so good inside!
*The waiters crowd around Pyro and Duncan*
Pyro sings: When you hold her. . .
*Pyro grabs Duncan's hand and places it on his chest.*
Duncan: I'm gonna need serious therapy after this....
Pyro sings: And you touch her, Ohh! Ohhh!
*Pyro turns on Duncan, with the Waiters clustered behind him. Pyro and the Waiters chase Duncan back inside and onto the bed. Pyro gets on the bed next to Duncan and makes faces at him while some Waiters spin the bed round, and other Waiters dance round them.*
*the Waiters point in towards the bed*
Waiters: da da-da!
*cuts to Todd, waiting in his flat*
*Back to the Gothic Tower.*
*The Professor with Wanda.*
*Todd is waiting.*
*In the Gothic Tower, the waiters crowd around the bed.*
*Wanda blinks her eyes.*
Wanda: I LIIIIVVVE!
*the bed in the Gothic Tower; zoom in to Duncan, who's fallen for Pyro's lie.*
Duncan sing: She's so fine, and she's mine. Makes me strong, Yes she makes me bold. Now, her love thawed out. . .
*waiters help the Duncan off the bed.*
Duncan sings: Yes, her lo-o-o-o-ove thawed out What was scared and cold.
*Now Duncan, backed by the Waiters, advances towards Pyro, who slowly steps backwards, then turns and runs as Duncan and the Waiters dance behind him.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
Waiters sings: Ooh, like a virgin...
Pyro sings: Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin!
Duncan sings: When you hearts beat both in time.
*Pyro points at something to distract Duncan, then runs away.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
Waiters sings: Vir-vir-virgin!
Duncan sings: Feels so good inside.
Waiters sings: Feels so good inside.
Duncan sings: When you hold her, And you touch her, And you hold her, And you touch her.
*The Waiters lift Pyro onto one end of the table, and Duncan gets on the other. Pyro cowers as Duncan advances towards him. The Waiters dance around the table.*
Evan: la, la, la...
Duncan: *sings in tune* Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh, Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
Duncan and Pyro sings together: Like a virgin!
*Pyro stands up, and he and Duncan dance together on the table.*
Waiters: La la la La-la la-la La la la La-la la-la-la
*As the song finishes, Pyro and Duncan come together on the table, a line of Waiters pop open Champagne bottles, and other Waiters blow out candles.*
Pyro: AHAHAHAHA!!! BEAT THAT MADONNA!!!
Scott: I'm going off to find a hole and bury myself in it.
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There you go 5 pages! Cause I can can CAN!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Also we do not mean to offend Slash readers or writers in any shape, words, forms or telepaths. We say this incase we do but since I read slash aswell I would be offending myself.. so...
Dolly: Abbie stop confusing yourself.
Right. Anyways Please review!!!
Pyro: LIKE A VIRGIN!!!
Duncan: thats it, screw you all I'm off to the pub...
Logan: for once, you have a good idea...
Dolly: well Abbie, I think you've mentally destroyed most of the characters in x-men evo.
Ah well, the price to pay for entertainment.
Evan and Pyro: LIKE A VIRGIN!!! TOUCH FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!! LIKA A VIIIRRRRRGGGIIINNN!!!
Oh boy.... We are so deaded
Kurt: YOU FORGOT MY SONG!!!
Oh cool it! I'll let you sing it at the end...
Kurt: you better.
Wanda: I thought you hated doing this?
Kurt: yeah, but its MY part
now on to the reviews. Thankies to mi/ri, Illmantrim, DemonRogue13 and todd fan... We are so happy that You Can, Can, CAN!
Dolly: ABBIE!!!!!
*Gulps* gotta go... on with the show!!!
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[Scene 11: Like a Virgin]
*Duncan turns to face Pyro*
Duncan: Confessing? What kind of imbecile do you take me for, Zidler?
Pyro well uh...
Dolly: Stick to the script!
Pyro: She suddenly had a terrible desire to go to a priest and—and confess her sins.
Duncan: What?
Pyro: She wanted to be cleansed of her former life.
Duncan: huh? You mean she took a bath?
Pyro: NO!
*Pyro walks up to Duncan*
Pyro: She looked upon tonight as her wedding night.
*Duncan looks as if he isn't buying it*
Duncan: Her wedding night?
Pyro: She's like a blushing bride. She says you make her feel like a...virgin
*This idea obviously appeals to Duncan.*
Duncan: A virgin...
Pyro: You know, touched for the very first time.
Duncan: being a football player I think I should know what a virgin is...
*Abbie waves electric cow prod threateningly at Duncan*
Duncan: sorry, For the first...
Pyro: *interrupts* She says it feels so good inside when you hold her and you touch her.
*Pyro and Duncan begin to walk back into the middle of the tower. The Waiters who are Scott, Logan, Ray, Bobby, Jamie, Sam, Paul and Evan are making the bed.*
Scott: dignity... that all I ask for, then Abbie goes and makes me in to a waiter.
Logan: ya think that's bad?, I was THIS close to being tinker bell.
Abbie: *Off stage* and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky claws!
Duncan: Like a virgin...
Pyro: She's made it through the wilderness somehow, she's made it through. She didn't know how lost she was *sings* Until she found you.
*Pyro and Duncan pause. Duncan still looks a little sceptical. The waiters look on.*
Pyro singing: She was beat, incomplete, She'd been had, she was sad and blue, But you've made her feel...
*Some of the Waiters move in to form a circle around Pyro and the Duncan.*
Pyro singing: Yes you've made her feel shiny and new. Ohhh, Like a virgin!
*The previously dark room brightens, and the waiters dance around Pyro and the Duncan.*
Pyro singing: Touched for the very first time!
*The Waiters making the bed lift the sheet off and dance with it to the table.*
Bobby: this Dance makes us look gay.
Evan: Oh man! Don't give the Slash writers any ideas... Yes WE KNOW YOUR THERE!
*Abbie shocks Evan with Electric cattle prod. And Evan continues to dance*
Pyro singing: Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin! Your hearts beat close in time! Gonna give you all her love!
*Bobby and Ray guide Duncan over to the table. The others dance by in a line with Champagne bottles and napkins.*
Jamie sings: knees up mother brown...
*Abbie shocks Jamie who multiplies himself as extra waiters.*
Dolly: YA MONSTER!!!
*Abbie and Dolly fight offstage while all the waiters continue*
Waiters sings: Give you all her love!
*Pyro sits on a serving trolley.*
Pyro sings: Her fear is fading fast!
*Waiters dance by Duncan with the sheet.*
Waiters sing: Her fear is gone!
*Waiters drape the sheet over Pyro like a veil.*
Pyro sings: She's been saving it all for you.
*The Waiters gather behind Pyro; ALL point at the Duncan.*
Waiters sings: All for you!
Pyro sings: Only love can last!
*Bobby, Ray and Evan with Champagne bottles lean in towards the DUKE, sitting on the table. Duncan looks as though he's wondering what the Hell's going on.*
Waiters sings: Love, love, love, love...
*Sam pushes Pyro on the trolley around the table. All the others dance along behind him. Duncan watches.*
Pyro: Mummy would so like this wedding outfit! *sings* She's so fine, And she's thine.
Waiters sings: And she's thine.
Pyro sings: She'll be yours.
Waiters sings: She'll be yours.
Pyro Sings: Till the end of time. . .
Waiters Sings: Till the end of time.
Logan sings: Come what may!
Paul: Wrong scene...
Pyro sings: ...Cause you make her feel, Yes, you ma-a-a-a-ade her feel...
*Pyro gets of the trolley, and rolls across the table in front of Duncan*
Pyro sings: She has nothing to hide.
*Pyro dances in front of the Duncan while the Waiters dance in a kick-line behind him.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
Waiters sings: Like a virgin!
*two Jamies push Duncan down the table.*
Pyro sings: Touched for the very first time!
*Pyro takes Duncan by the hand and pulls him through a line of waiters with their arms joined in a bridge.*
Waiters sing: Touched for the very first ti-i-i-i-ime!
Pyro sings: Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin! When your hearts beat both in time.
*At the end of the line, Logan, Sam and Evan hold plates with jelly breasts on them.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
*Pyro leads Duncan out onto the balcony. The Waiters follow and form a line behind them.*
Waiters sings: Ooh-oooh!
Pyro sings: Feels so good inside.
*Pyro spins Duncan away from him, then towards him.*
Waiters sing: Feels so good inside!
*The waiters crowd around Pyro and Duncan*
Pyro sings: When you hold her. . .
*Pyro grabs Duncan's hand and places it on his chest.*
Duncan: I'm gonna need serious therapy after this....
Pyro sings: And you touch her, Ohh! Ohhh!
*Pyro turns on Duncan, with the Waiters clustered behind him. Pyro and the Waiters chase Duncan back inside and onto the bed. Pyro gets on the bed next to Duncan and makes faces at him while some Waiters spin the bed round, and other Waiters dance round them.*
*the Waiters point in towards the bed*
Waiters: da da-da!
*cuts to Todd, waiting in his flat*
*Back to the Gothic Tower.*
*The Professor with Wanda.*
*Todd is waiting.*
*In the Gothic Tower, the waiters crowd around the bed.*
*Wanda blinks her eyes.*
Wanda: I LIIIIVVVE!
*the bed in the Gothic Tower; zoom in to Duncan, who's fallen for Pyro's lie.*
Duncan sing: She's so fine, and she's mine. Makes me strong, Yes she makes me bold. Now, her love thawed out. . .
*waiters help the Duncan off the bed.*
Duncan sings: Yes, her lo-o-o-o-ove thawed out What was scared and cold.
*Now Duncan, backed by the Waiters, advances towards Pyro, who slowly steps backwards, then turns and runs as Duncan and the Waiters dance behind him.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
Waiters sings: Ooh, like a virgin...
Pyro sings: Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin!
Duncan sings: When you hearts beat both in time.
*Pyro points at something to distract Duncan, then runs away.*
Pyro sings: Like a virgin!
Waiters sings: Vir-vir-virgin!
Duncan sings: Feels so good inside.
Waiters sings: Feels so good inside.
Duncan sings: When you hold her, And you touch her, And you hold her, And you touch her.
*The Waiters lift Pyro onto one end of the table, and Duncan gets on the other. Pyro cowers as Duncan advances towards him. The Waiters dance around the table.*
Evan: la, la, la...
Duncan: *sings in tune* Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh, Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
Duncan and Pyro sings together: Like a virgin!
*Pyro stands up, and he and Duncan dance together on the table.*
Waiters: La la la La-la la-la La la la La-la la-la-la
*As the song finishes, Pyro and Duncan come together on the table, a line of Waiters pop open Champagne bottles, and other Waiters blow out candles.*
Pyro: AHAHAHAHA!!! BEAT THAT MADONNA!!!
Scott: I'm going off to find a hole and bury myself in it.
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There you go 5 pages! Cause I can can CAN!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Also we do not mean to offend Slash readers or writers in any shape, words, forms or telepaths. We say this incase we do but since I read slash aswell I would be offending myself.. so...
Dolly: Abbie stop confusing yourself.
Right. Anyways Please review!!!
Pyro: LIKE A VIRGIN!!!
Duncan: thats it, screw you all I'm off to the pub...
Logan: for once, you have a good idea...
Dolly: well Abbie, I think you've mentally destroyed most of the characters in x-men evo.
Ah well, the price to pay for entertainment.
Evan and Pyro: LIKE A VIRGIN!!! TOUCH FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!! LIKA A VIIIRRRRRGGGIIINNN!!!
Oh boy.... We are so deaded