Letter of Complaint

To save you the trouble of thinking of your own ways to abuse us, we have created this handy generic Letter of Complaint. Simply select the appropriate options and away you go! Kind regards, Googlepuss.

Dear Googlepuss,

I have recently read your story, Thom Goes to the Convent, and was appalled at your...

# Obvious lack of morals

# Shameless twisting of such a wonderful book into this mess

# Shaky grasp of spelling and grammar

# Portrayal of human tendencies that should be left uncovered

# Putting a young boy in such a situation

# Horribly confusing me from chapter 1

# Inept plotting

# Reliance on Simpsons jokes

# Irritating characters that all sound the same

# Incredibly long delays between updates

# Other (please specify)

I am...

# A horrified fan of the original works

# An over-protective Tamora Pierce fan

# A confused pre-teen

#A concerned parent

# An unamused copyright holder for (please specify)

# Tamora Pierce

# An aspiring assassin

# Other (please specify)

How can you live with yourselves knowing...

# You have soiled something so wonderful?

# You took 80% of the jokes from The Simpsons and another 10% from Dr Snrubs?

# You have destroyed the world of Fanfiction for me forever?

# People all over the world will now view Thom, and for that matter every other male in the series, in an entirely new way?

# I am now continually tripping over Thom's Secret Fairy Diary with Matching Padlock?

# The ending of your story is so unbelievable a pre-schooler would think it lame?

# You are clearly Histories Greatest Monsters?

# You are a shameless parasite?

# You are the defendant?

# You are immature beyond belief?

# You are on Jesus Christ's official shit list?

I'd like to add that...

# The Fairy Diary Joke got old in chapter 5.

# I'll never think of my brother in the same way again.

# I'll see you in court.

# You've wasted (please specify) minutes of my life and I want them back.

# Chapter (please specify) was a complete waste on time.

# My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Up yours, Googlepuss!

Signed, (You Name Here)

YOU'VE READ IT, YOU CAN'T UN-READ IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks to:

Alanna-of-Olau: Thanks! :D

Equestrian-babe101: Yay! Thankyou!

Mage Light: We dunno yet... Though that bit fits in perfectly! Maybe, if we get the time... :)

The Empress Magelet: That's it! "Thom Goes to the Convent: The Untold Years!" :D

Dalamar Nightson: Sure as sugar! grins Snape has a lisp!

Hawk: We're in discussions with Nintendo about that game right now... :)

Thank you so much for sticking with us in this epic 2 year 15 chapter battle! Writing the story was the easy part. The hard part was writing the story!

Googlepuss

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