Hiya people. First off my Major Apology... I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I am not trying to be evil by not updating! Honest to bob I ain't! I love you all too much to do something So cruel!
Kurt: don't believe everything she says...
SHUT UP!
Kurt: No
GAH! Please will ya shut up?
Wanda: why don't she wack Kurt?
Dolly: cause she loves him too much
Kurt: MAWH! I have control!
I'm sorry Kurt... but you forced me to do this... Squirts Kurt With water pistol now don't make me use the one with burning acid...
Kurt shuts up
Dolly: ON WITH THE REVIEWS!
Todd fan; yeah poor Roberto, I think somebody got a crush...
DemonRogue13: thankies!
Zerin Emperess: DVD players can be evil when broken or screwed up. Any ways thankies!
Now on with the show cause we can-can-can!
Hex bolt hits Abbie
[scene 15: Hindu sad Diamonds]
Wanda walks past Pyro and out into the garden. Giving him a I-hate-you look
Pyro: hey, don't look at me! I didn't write the script...
Wanda headed towards Todd's Flat, where Todd is standing in the window, waiting. The door opens, and Todd turns to see Wanda.
Todd: BABY CAKES!
Wanda remains in the doorway.
Wanda: One is not amused...
Todd: What's wrong?
Wanda: I'm staying with the Duke. After I left you, the Duke came to see me, and he offered me everything. Everything that I've ever dreamed of... a new dress, a year supply of chocolate, a comfy job, a trip to Disney land and a PONY!. He has one condition: I must never see you again. Sorry about that.
Todd moves towards Wanda. Wanda steps away from him, toward the fireplace.
Todd: What are you talking about?
Wanda: You knew who I was.
Todd: What are you saying? What about last night, what we said? What about that Eskimo kiss we shared?
Wanda faces Todd, but steps back from him.
Wanda: Typical! I wouldn't expect you to understand. The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. But this is my home. The Moulin Rouge is my home.
Todd: No.
Wanda: uh YAH! You know... Home is where the heart is? Theres no place like home...
Todd: Abbies trying to make you quote every 'home-related' quote from every movie she's seen innit...
Wanda: meh, I get paid for it...
Pietro: YOUR GETTING PAID!?! What about me?! gets knocked out by base ball bat
Abbie: we need to get more batteries for the Electric cattle prod...
Wanda turns her back to Todd.
Todd: There must be something else, this— this can't be real.
Wanda: sarcastic Oh no this is a complete and total nightmare and any minute you'll wake up with me next to you covered in wild flowers...
Todd: sighs happily now that is a nice reality-dream...
Wanda: smacks Todd's head HELLO! I'm meant to be expressing my emotional sadness here!
Todd: oh sorry
Wanda starts gasping as she struggles to hold back tears.
Todd: There's something the matter, tell me what it is. Tell me what's wrong.
Wanda starts to leave, but Todd grabs her
Todd: Tell me the truth! Tell me the truth!
Wanda: You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH!
Wanda and Todd struggle for a moment, then stand facing each other in the doorway.
Wanda: The truth? The truth is, I am the Hindu courtesan. And I choose the maharajah.
Thunder crashes in the distance.
Storm: off stage SORRY! My fault!
Wanda: That's how the story really ends.
More thunder crashes as Wanda leaves.
Dolly: Storm! Are you at that electric soda again?
Outside, clouds move over the moon.
Pyro, dressed as the evil maharajah, waves his sword through the air.
Pyro-As-evil-Maharajah: this is when my acting skills comes in handy... Jealousy has driven him mad!
Wanda walks away, superimposed over the stormy sky.
Storm: don't look at me! Its an act of God!
More thunder crashes as the last leaf falls from a tree. Duncan stands in the Gothic Tower as lightning flashes behind him.
Duncan: me so evil
Todd runs up in the street in front of the Moulin Rouge, as Wanda walks through the garden.
Todd: Satine! Satine!
Wanda's face superimposed over the stormy sky. She looks as though her heart is breaking.
Wanda: sniffles I'm begging to regret this...
Beast and Juggernaut grab Todd and drag him away from the Moulin Rouge.
Beast: an entire film and I end up being a thug!
Juggernaut: aw quit complaining...
Beast: no! and you know what!
Juggernaut: what?
Beast: I am going to write a furious letter to the author of this story!
Juggernaut: sarcastically oh yes thats REALLY going to make the author sorry.
Beast: I bet even Tolken characters in Lords of the rings didn't have to go through this sort of insanity...
Juggernaut: what about Smegal?
Beast; theres a difference between Abbies-home-made-insanity and the natural type of insanity.
Todd: am I the only one here being in character? Satine!
Todd struggles until Juggernaut punches him
Todd: OW!
Juggernaut: big baby... that wasn't even hard.
Todd: to you it weren't....
they drop him in the street.
Todd: Thanks for the lift!
Beast: hey no problem
Juggernaut: hey lets go get some coffee and doughnuts!
Todd slowly raises his head, then lays it back down on the pavement
The Bohemians lay Todd on his bed.
Todd sits on his bed, wrapped in a blanket, staring ahead with anger and hurt in his eyes. Kurt sits next to the bed.
Todd: life sucks...
Kurt: Things aren't always the way they seem.
Todd: Things are exactly the way they seem.
Kurt: Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden elf whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels, but I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fibre of my being. She loves you, I know it. I know she loves you.
Todd still hasn't looked at Kurt, or moved.
Todd: Go away, Toulouse, leave me alone. Go away.
Kurt doesn't move, so Todd finally turns towards him and yells.
Todd: Go away!
Kurt: well fine then! Be that way! typical I try and help and ya get yelled at...
Kurt turns and leaves muttering to himself.
Todd: typing I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he had filled me with doubt and there was only one way to be sure. . .
In a pawn shop, Todd exchanges his typewriter for a stack of money.
Todd: typing . . .I had to know. . .
In the dark street outside the pawn shop, Todd looks towards the Moulin Rouge, lit up at the end of the street.
Todd: . . .So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time.
Push quickly down the street, through the doors of the Moulin Rouge, through the garden, into the theatre full of people, and down the aisle towards the stage, where the curtains are closed. Lance, conducting, raises his arms and turns, as in a cloud of smoke Pyro appears as the Evil Maharajah onstage in front of the curtains.
Pyro-As-evil-Maharajah: She is mine!
Pyro turns, and the curtains open revealing an elaborate Indian set crowded with exotically costumed Dancers. Amara and Jubilee step forward and take Pyro's arms as he sits down with his back to the audience. The audience cheers. The Duncan is visible over Pyro's shoulder. In the audience theres the Morlocks and any other x-men evo member Abbies forgotten
Callisto: hurrah! I'm so posh now...
Kurt-as-Magical-Sitar: I only speak the truth, I only speak the truth, I only speak the truth, I only speak the truth!
Cast sings: Chamma chamma, he chamma chamma. . .
Abbie: YAY! I likes this....
Bobby: yeah, well you would you weirdo!
Abbie kicks Bobby while dancing
Abbie: Whoops! grins evilly
Backstage, Todd climbs in through a window.
Todd: sings Spider-man, Spider-man, does whatever a spider can
While the spectacle continues onstage.
Cast sings: . . .Chamma chamma, baajere meri bendariya. Re chamma chamma, bajeremeri bendariya. . .
Ray: What do these words mean?
Jamie: who cares! We're getting paid.... Right?
Todd looks around backstage, and is spotted by Sabertooth. Todd ducks round a corner and flattens himself against the wall. Sabertooth walks by.
Sabertooth: where is he!? I wanna do the best part of my job...
Cast: Tere paas aawoun teri, saanson mein samavoun raja. Chamma chamma, he chamma. Chamma chamma baajere teri bendariya. . .
Onstage, the show goes on.
Cast:. . .Chamma chamma baajere teri bendariya. . .
Backstage, Todd ducks under the supports for the set while Sabertooth continues looking for him.
Cast:. . .Tere paas aawoun teri, saanson mein samavoun raja. Tere paas aawoun teri, saanson mein samavoun.
Onstage, Pyro as the Evil Maharajah smiles as the chorus comes to an end. The lights dim, except for a spotlight in the centre, and the audience stands and cheers. Duncan smiles. Wanda, as the Hindu Courtesan, ascends onto the stage at the top. The Dancers lower her onto the lower portion of the stage, as suddenly she coughs and gasps for breath. Pyro looks worried, but the coughing stops and Wanda continues.
Pyro: thew that was close...
Wanda as the Hindu Courtesan, she begins her dance for the Evil Maharajah.
Wanda-as-Hindu-Courtesan sings: Kiss, hand, diamond's best friend.
Pyro turns behind him to look at Duncan, who has a possessive smile on his face.
Fury: well this is probably one of the easy jobs in the show.
Caliban: isssn't it... we just sit here pretending we're enjoying the sssshow and thats that...
Wanda-as-Hindu-Courtesan sings: Kiss grand, diamond's best friend. Men cold, girls old. And we all lose our charms in the end.
Backstage, Todd moves further under the set.
The Dancers lift Wanda in the air.
Wanda-as-Hindu-Courtesan: YAY! Look Ma, I can fly!
Wanda and Pietro's Mummy in the audience
Wanda and Pietro's Mummy: YOOU WHOO LOVIES!
Pietro: MUMMY!
Magneto: oh no...
Abbie: If you two don't SH! I will personally beat you up.
Pietro: Mummy! Abbies threatening me again...
WP Mummy: WHAT! Why I outta... come here you!
Abbie: EEKS!
Abbie gets chased by WP Mummy who's waving her umbrella at Abbie. Wanda sighs then continues to sing
Wanda-as-Hindu-Courtesan sings: Diamonds are a, Diamonds are a, Diamonds are a, Diamonds are a...
Onstage, everybody move towards Wanda as the diamond necklace from Dunken is lowered towards her.
Warren: mutters angrily in audience I've got a better necklace than that...
Dolly: eh?
Warren: uh, I mean... sweats
Wanda-as-Hindu-Courtesan and Cast sings: Diamonds are a, Diamonds are a, Diamonds are a...
The diamond necklace is fastened around Wanda's neck. The Dancer's lower her to the stage again.
Duncan smiles as the diamonds reflect on his face.
Duncan: sparkle, sparkle!
Wanda-as-Hindu-Courtesan sings: ...girl's best friend.
Pyro-As-evil-Maharajah comes up behind her and closes his arms around her. Wanda's face is expressionless.
Pyro-As-evil-Maharajah: She is mine.
Duncan: She is mine.
Roberto: she is mine!
Sandbag drops on Roberto's head. Everyone looks at Dolly excusingly
Dolly: Hey! Don't look at me! That was defiantly an act of God...
The curtain closes. The Audience cheers
Lucid: oh... Hurrah! Hurrah!
Callisto: Oh yes. Hurrah, Hurrah indeed! Lets all act posh...
Abbie runs across stage, still being chased by WP Mummy
Abbie: WAH!!! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
WP Mummy: Come back here you Freakin' poptart eating weirdo!
Scott: off stage hmmm... now why didn't I think of doing that?
Pietro: heh! Thats what you get for threatening me... Sand bag drops on his head
Whoops... grins evilly
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