Sorry I haven't updated in a while but here is the next chapter

Let the blackmailing begin

Lily- wont your hair give it away?

Bakura- its all the matter of camouflage

Lily- ah... camouflage ......

Bakura- (smiles wickedly) is something wrong?

Lily- .....no......

Bakura- good cause I don't appreciate people making fun of my hair Tombrobbers have feelings too you know

Bakura's back was facing malik but he had the power of telepathy so he could hear what they were saying and lily saw what they were doing

So far he has'nt hit on her yet.......

Just then a green haired boy about 16 years of age walked in he had one eye that was golden and one that was green

He imidiatly recognized Bakura and pulled up a chair

"Dartz......"

"hello Bakura"

"who's he Bakura?"

"oh meet Dartz"

Dartz- pleasure (kisses her hand)

Lily- thank you .... ( blushes)

Bakura- dint know you hit on girls too

Dartz- its
custom to pay
special
attention to
girls specialy
the really
pretty ones
(Looks at Lily

Bakura- hmph youre not the only one who pays special attention to girls (looks at malik)

Dartz- ah malik is here!!!! Oh good hey Mal( is cut off by Lily hugging him)

Lily- (whispering in his ear) we're are spying on them

Dartz- (also whispering in her ear) but why

Lily- to make sure he doesn't seduce my friend here

Dartz- oh that girl there......

Bakura- so you're stuck with us whether you like it or not we cant let you escape and give us away (smirking)

Dartz- I actually don't mind it here ........ I quite enjoy it here

Bakura- (realized what he meant and starts fuming)

Lily- calm down Bakura, at least Dartz is looking on the bright side

Bakura- looking to the bright side MY ASS

Lily- (cringing) bakura your hurting an innocent girl's virgin ears ;;

Dartz- such foul language

Bakura- wana hear more?

Dartz/Lily- uh ...

I think Malik is a BLEEPING BLEEB he is such a BLEEP, hitting on every girl that walks by , If I had a dollar for every time he BLEEPING hit on a girl I would be BLEEPING rich, that BLEEP(GASP) he probably BLEEPED HIS OWN MOM

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Dartz- dint his mom die giving birth to him....

Bakura raises his finger about to say some thing .......

Bakura- oh ya .... She did dint she...... opps my mistake

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Malik- (looking at the menu)

Ashley-the spaghetti sounds good ..... remembers that lady and the tramp movie ....... I better not

Malik-im done

Ashley-what did you pick

Malik- oh just the mantu

Ashley- whats that

Malik- its Persian its really good

Ashley- I guess I'll take that too

Malik - you like my taste now?

Ashley- () no..... I just want to try something new

Malik- fine ...... what ever you say (smirks)

Lily- that little bastard

Dartz- (gasp) LILY!

Lily- sorry (smiles sheepishly) it just makes me so angry malik's already making moves on her !!!!!

Bakura- im surprised that he has'nt seduced her yet.....

Lily- s-seduce?

Bakura- ya by now he could've seduced her

Dartz- who knew Malik of all people could stoop so low

Lily- ;; my poor friend is going to get seduced......

Dartz- Bakura don't scare her

Bakura- I'm only telling the truth

Dartz- do it in a more kindly manner ( turns to Lily and hugs her) there there its okay

Lily- he's so so so WARM!!!! (blushing like a cherry pop)

Bakura- how do you do it in a more kindly manner huh? You little Atlatean Atlantis guy

Dartz- watch and learn

Dartz began running his hands through Lily's hair as if it were silk

"Lily............" his voice was so soothing right now so gentle "your friend is going to get seduced if we don't protect her"

"really"

"............. Yes.........."

"then will you help me protect her?"

"Anything for you Lily" he kissed the top of her forehead Lily practically melted into Dartz's arms

Bakura let out a soft growl

Lily's voice then sounded worried "but- but what if we don't get to her on time ? what if he does seduce her?"

Bakura smirked ' hes not going to pull this one off'

Dartz kept running his hand through her hair he sighed ".....................then I'm afraid I'd have to kill him" he said ever so softly so softly nevertheless Lily heard every single heart warming word.

Lily looked back up at Dartz his soft smile never wavered so reassuring and gentle like the wind blowing in a spring evening.

Bakura- ' that bastard hitting on my Lily goddammit I'm supposed to teach her the art of killing'

However their moment was inturupted by the waitress which was 15 mins late by the way

Waitress- what can I get y'all

Bakura- I'd like some streak medium cooked please DID YOU EVER HEAR BAKURA SAY PLEASE? Neither have I .......

Lily- I'll take some Greek salad please

Dartz- same for me please

Waitress- kay I'll come back with your meal in like 45 minutes

Bakura- sure...... that's what they all say

Waitress- what did you say

Bakura- oh nothing

Waitress- hmph (walks away)

Lily- ' I luv that smile of his ....... Wait what did I say ...... ok bad thoughts bad thoughts'

Bakura- why don't we take some pictures of the sweet couple (holds up a camera)

Dartz- ah lets (Takes the digital camera from Bakura)

So here begins the silent rampage of Dartz and the Camera. HE took those pictures from the oddest angles imaginable he even managed pulling out a over view of them using his (Bakura term) "atlantiany" powers on the camera

It was quite amusing seeing people screaming their heads off because of a floating camera Malik and Ashley dint notice they were busy listening to a linkin park cd the song was nobody's listening ....... How did we know that? Well Dartz managed to zoom in with his evil camera of doom

After 145 blackmailing galore pictures were taken, Dartz had to give everyone memory charm because they all thought he was a witch , they dint know that dartz was a guy ........ must be the hair

whew that's the chapter people...... read & review