NOTE: This idea was a result of boredom at school and watching too much
Buffy. So I figured if I wrote half of it why not just complete the first
chapter and post it? Yeah so enjoy.
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"How long has he been like that?" Pietro asked, casting a wary glance at Lance fixated on the same arm chair gazing away at a picture of Kitty.
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Fred scratched his head. "Since....Last night?"
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Pietro rolled his eyes. "Never mind!" He zipped to Lance's side. "Helllloooo?!" he called. "Hmmm....Lance!!!! Earth to Lance!" he knocked on his forehead. "Get up!!"
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Lance didn't respond.
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"Hmm...." Pietro stroked his chin thoughtfully before an idea hit him. "Got it!" He zipped upstairs before returning to the same spot. "Oh Lance!!! Wake up and smell Toad's underwear!!" He yelled quickly placing Toad's dirty underwear infront of Lance's face.
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Lance didn't even flinch.
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Pietro's eyes widened. He tossed the underwear behind his back, unaware that it would neatly land on top of Wanda's head when she would walk into the room.
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"Huh?" Wanda expressed her confusion before her hand reached up to remove the thing on her head. Her eyes could only widen when she got a full view of the 'thing'. "TOOOOOOAAAAADDDD!!!!"
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"Oh there it is!" Todd happily hopped downstairs, a towel wrapped around his waist. "Babycakes....." he growled playfully. "So you're the one who took it. Hmm....You've been very naughty!"
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A bloodcurdling scream erupted from Wanda's throat which was followed by a hex bolt, hurling Todd out of the room and into the kitchen.
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"Whoa Wanda? Are we having frog legs for breakfast?!" John's voice came from the kitchen. "Oh hell! Put something on froggy!"
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"Man! Lance can't you just forget about her?" Pietro asked after the commotion died down.
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"Mmmm...." was all that Lance mumbled in response.
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"She's ruining your life! Your wasting your whole life j-just j-just staring at her picture!" Pietro pointed. "Look at that smile! I-It's so...so sinister! A-And her hair, i-it's like poisonous snakes!"
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Lance sighed.
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Pietro grolwed and slapped him on the back of his head. "Lance, what is the matter with you?!"
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Lance blinked before his face slowly turned to face the Speed Demon. "What is the matter?! What is the matter?!!!!" Pietro gulped, getting really scared. "'We' again broke up that's the matter!!!"
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"Err...Why.....?" Pietro questioned.
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"It's all that idiot Gambit's fault!" Lance shouted. "So what if he joined the X-men? He jumps off the bridge so I should jump too?!"
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Pietro grinned. "You two would make such a cute couple!"
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Lance started growling.
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"Hey! Hey! Kidding!" Pietro put up his hands. "So what's this about Gambit again?"
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"So Kitty says, look at 'Gambit'!" Lance began, mimicking Kitty's voice. "Yes Lance, look at him! He's like so 'adorable' so 'sweet' so 'caring' so 'looovvvving'. He loves Rogue and he didn't hesitate to join the X-men! Why can't you be more like him? Oh Gambit's the best! Ugh! Gambit! Gambit!! Gambit!!!!!!!!"
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Todd and John who just came into the room and witnessed Lance's outburst, just blinked.
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"That girl can never experience heaven in bed," Pietro said after a while and let out a sigh. "Pity....."
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Todd, Fred and John nodded sadly.
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Todd sniffed. "She'll die as an old woman with forty-five cats and no kids or grandkids."
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"Argghhh!!!" Lance screamed. "Did you even listen to what I just said?!!!"
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"Uh..." Fred scratched his head. "You said something about Gambit and ..more Gambit and Rogue in bed--"
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"No!!!!!!!!! I'm getting compared with that red and black eyed 'guy'!!!!" Lance exploded. "What does he have that I don't?"
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"Well let's see...The looks--" Pietro made a sexy pose. " De accent--" he picked up the dead flower from the vase and took a deep sniff. "Oh lalala!" he sighed. "The trench coat, a bunch of cards and the horrible looking demon eyes which girls find sexy."
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"And Sheilas too!" John added.
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"Oh yeah girls!" Pietro agreed.
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Lance growled and the whole place started shaking.
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"Well it's the truth!" Pietro pointed before running for cover.
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The doorbell suddenly rung, interrupting the inevitable disaster.
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Lance stopped and smiled. "Maybe it's Kitty!"
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Pietro slapped his forehead. "When is he ever going to learn?"
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With a big smile on his face, Lance flung open the door. His jaw dropped on seeing the person standing there.
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"Hi!" Britney Spears greeted with a huge smile. "I'm looking for my Teddy Bear. Have you seen him?"
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Lance blinked thrice. "You're........Britney......Spears?"
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"That's me!" she smiled. "The pop singer Britney Spears!"
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Lance shook his head, trying to remove the illusion before people thought he had lost his sanity.
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"Whoa!" Todd and the other guys came up.
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"Hello," she greeted them, the smile not leaving her lips. "I'm Britney Spears."
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"You sure are!" Pietro's tongue rolled out of his mouth. "Please come in and make yourself comfortable on my lap."
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"Indiana John at your service," John stepped up after shoving Pietro aside. "By the way Sheila, love your song 'Drive Me Crazy'. It just drives me insane!!!! Hahahaha!!!"
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"Thank you! It drives me insane too!" she smiled. "Have you seen my Teddy Bear?"
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They all blinked.
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She frowned. "He lost me. He must be getting worried for me. I have to find him."
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"She's insane," Lance whispered slowly moving back. "She has that crazy look in her eyes...."
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"She has?!" John obseved her face closely.
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A scream most probably from Wanda, suddenly came from behind them before a hex bolt sent Britney flying into the air.
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The boys could only watch in horror as Britney landed on the ground with a sickening thud.
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"Never ever ever bring any pop singer in this house do you here me?!" Wanda yelled.
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"Wanda my crazy psychotic sister do you know you just killed Britney Spears?!" Pietro screamed before zipping to the crumpled body of the singer.
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"So? Everyone wanted her dead anyway!" Wanda snapped and stomped upstairs.
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"Oh...we're going to go to jail!" Pietro fretted. "I'm going to be somebody's bitch!"
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"So am I!" Todd whimpered.
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"T-They're gonna shave my head!" John bit his nails. "I'll be bald!"
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"No! No! No!" Forge suddenly appeared out of nowhere and dropped on his knees near the blonde. "No! I-I spent a day making her!"
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"Making her?" Lance questioned.
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"Making her?" Pietro blinked. "Is there a new method of reproduction that I don't know about?"
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Forge sniffed and started stroking her face. "M-My best invention....."
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"You actually created her?!" Lance exclaimed.
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"Whoa! Cool!" Todd said.
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"But for wha--" the sentence died on Pietro's lips and a perverted grin replaced it. "Oh Forge...You're mind is dirtier than Toad himself."
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"Hey!" Todd looked offended.
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"It was all in the name of science!" Forge defended. "And I got the idea when I was watching her video 'Toxic.' He again turned to her. "She was so real....so perfect...."
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"Perfect?" Lance's eyebrow shot up.
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Forge nodded. "She was the perfect girlfriend a guy can ever have. Every little detail...she lived to serve me, respect me, made me feel more than what I am, never criticized anything that I did a-and now.....she's...she's...g-gone." He choked. "It'll take almost a day to fix her back."
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"Lance? Yo Lance?" Todd waved his hand infront of Lance's face. "You okay?"
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"Can you make something--Anything except Britney Spears?" Lance inquired, a smile slowly forming on his lips.
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Forge nodded. "Sure, but I would need a picture, a profile then the profiles and pictures of the person's friends, family--"
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"Consider it done!" Lance cut in. "Pietro....."
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"Got it!" Pietro zipped off. He was back in a second with a box containing pictures of various models in swimsuits. "Make her eyes, her face, her nose- -"
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"Pietro!" Lance growled and grabbed him. "I need Kitty's pictures!"
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"Are you insane?! No way!" Pietro refused. "We can finally create the most sexiest girl in the whole world a-and you're throwing it away for Kitty?!!"
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"Yeah," Lance replied casually. "Now get Kitty's pictures!"
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"Can't. Pyro burned all of them. " Pietro said.
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"What?!" Lance screamed and was unfortunate to catch John lit another one of Kitty's pictures on fire.
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"Burn Kitty!! Burn!!!" John cackled watching the flames engulf the girl's smiling face. "Burn little girl!!! Hahaha--"
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"PYRO!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!" Lance screamed in rage.
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Startled, John dropped the picture then started stomping on it to extinguish the fire.
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"Uh...well..." Forge began unsurely as he watched Lance chase John around the lawn. "When you're done killing each. Give me a call."
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"How long has he been like that?" Pietro asked, casting a wary glance at Lance fixated on the same arm chair gazing away at a picture of Kitty.
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Fred scratched his head. "Since....Last night?"
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Pietro rolled his eyes. "Never mind!" He zipped to Lance's side. "Helllloooo?!" he called. "Hmmm....Lance!!!! Earth to Lance!" he knocked on his forehead. "Get up!!"
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Lance didn't respond.
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"Hmm...." Pietro stroked his chin thoughtfully before an idea hit him. "Got it!" He zipped upstairs before returning to the same spot. "Oh Lance!!! Wake up and smell Toad's underwear!!" He yelled quickly placing Toad's dirty underwear infront of Lance's face.
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Lance didn't even flinch.
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Pietro's eyes widened. He tossed the underwear behind his back, unaware that it would neatly land on top of Wanda's head when she would walk into the room.
***
"Huh?" Wanda expressed her confusion before her hand reached up to remove the thing on her head. Her eyes could only widen when she got a full view of the 'thing'. "TOOOOOOAAAAADDDD!!!!"
***
"Oh there it is!" Todd happily hopped downstairs, a towel wrapped around his waist. "Babycakes....." he growled playfully. "So you're the one who took it. Hmm....You've been very naughty!"
***
A bloodcurdling scream erupted from Wanda's throat which was followed by a hex bolt, hurling Todd out of the room and into the kitchen.
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"Whoa Wanda? Are we having frog legs for breakfast?!" John's voice came from the kitchen. "Oh hell! Put something on froggy!"
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"Man! Lance can't you just forget about her?" Pietro asked after the commotion died down.
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"Mmmm...." was all that Lance mumbled in response.
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"She's ruining your life! Your wasting your whole life j-just j-just staring at her picture!" Pietro pointed. "Look at that smile! I-It's so...so sinister! A-And her hair, i-it's like poisonous snakes!"
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Lance sighed.
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Pietro grolwed and slapped him on the back of his head. "Lance, what is the matter with you?!"
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Lance blinked before his face slowly turned to face the Speed Demon. "What is the matter?! What is the matter?!!!!" Pietro gulped, getting really scared. "'We' again broke up that's the matter!!!"
***
"Err...Why.....?" Pietro questioned.
***
"It's all that idiot Gambit's fault!" Lance shouted. "So what if he joined the X-men? He jumps off the bridge so I should jump too?!"
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Pietro grinned. "You two would make such a cute couple!"
***
Lance started growling.
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"Hey! Hey! Kidding!" Pietro put up his hands. "So what's this about Gambit again?"
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"So Kitty says, look at 'Gambit'!" Lance began, mimicking Kitty's voice. "Yes Lance, look at him! He's like so 'adorable' so 'sweet' so 'caring' so 'looovvvving'. He loves Rogue and he didn't hesitate to join the X-men! Why can't you be more like him? Oh Gambit's the best! Ugh! Gambit! Gambit!! Gambit!!!!!!!!"
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Todd and John who just came into the room and witnessed Lance's outburst, just blinked.
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"That girl can never experience heaven in bed," Pietro said after a while and let out a sigh. "Pity....."
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Todd, Fred and John nodded sadly.
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Todd sniffed. "She'll die as an old woman with forty-five cats and no kids or grandkids."
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"Argghhh!!!" Lance screamed. "Did you even listen to what I just said?!!!"
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"Uh..." Fred scratched his head. "You said something about Gambit and ..more Gambit and Rogue in bed--"
***
"No!!!!!!!!! I'm getting compared with that red and black eyed 'guy'!!!!" Lance exploded. "What does he have that I don't?"
***
"Well let's see...The looks--" Pietro made a sexy pose. " De accent--" he picked up the dead flower from the vase and took a deep sniff. "Oh lalala!" he sighed. "The trench coat, a bunch of cards and the horrible looking demon eyes which girls find sexy."
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"And Sheilas too!" John added.
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"Oh yeah girls!" Pietro agreed.
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Lance growled and the whole place started shaking.
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"Well it's the truth!" Pietro pointed before running for cover.
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The doorbell suddenly rung, interrupting the inevitable disaster.
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Lance stopped and smiled. "Maybe it's Kitty!"
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Pietro slapped his forehead. "When is he ever going to learn?"
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With a big smile on his face, Lance flung open the door. His jaw dropped on seeing the person standing there.
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"Hi!" Britney Spears greeted with a huge smile. "I'm looking for my Teddy Bear. Have you seen him?"
***
Lance blinked thrice. "You're........Britney......Spears?"
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"That's me!" she smiled. "The pop singer Britney Spears!"
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Lance shook his head, trying to remove the illusion before people thought he had lost his sanity.
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"Whoa!" Todd and the other guys came up.
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"Hello," she greeted them, the smile not leaving her lips. "I'm Britney Spears."
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"You sure are!" Pietro's tongue rolled out of his mouth. "Please come in and make yourself comfortable on my lap."
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"Indiana John at your service," John stepped up after shoving Pietro aside. "By the way Sheila, love your song 'Drive Me Crazy'. It just drives me insane!!!! Hahahaha!!!"
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"Thank you! It drives me insane too!" she smiled. "Have you seen my Teddy Bear?"
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They all blinked.
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She frowned. "He lost me. He must be getting worried for me. I have to find him."
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"She's insane," Lance whispered slowly moving back. "She has that crazy look in her eyes...."
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"She has?!" John obseved her face closely.
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A scream most probably from Wanda, suddenly came from behind them before a hex bolt sent Britney flying into the air.
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The boys could only watch in horror as Britney landed on the ground with a sickening thud.
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"Never ever ever bring any pop singer in this house do you here me?!" Wanda yelled.
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"Wanda my crazy psychotic sister do you know you just killed Britney Spears?!" Pietro screamed before zipping to the crumpled body of the singer.
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"So? Everyone wanted her dead anyway!" Wanda snapped and stomped upstairs.
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"Oh...we're going to go to jail!" Pietro fretted. "I'm going to be somebody's bitch!"
***
"So am I!" Todd whimpered.
***
"T-They're gonna shave my head!" John bit his nails. "I'll be bald!"
***
"No! No! No!" Forge suddenly appeared out of nowhere and dropped on his knees near the blonde. "No! I-I spent a day making her!"
***
"Making her?" Lance questioned.
***
"Making her?" Pietro blinked. "Is there a new method of reproduction that I don't know about?"
***
Forge sniffed and started stroking her face. "M-My best invention....."
***
"You actually created her?!" Lance exclaimed.
***
"Whoa! Cool!" Todd said.
***
"But for wha--" the sentence died on Pietro's lips and a perverted grin replaced it. "Oh Forge...You're mind is dirtier than Toad himself."
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"Hey!" Todd looked offended.
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"It was all in the name of science!" Forge defended. "And I got the idea when I was watching her video 'Toxic.' He again turned to her. "She was so real....so perfect...."
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"Perfect?" Lance's eyebrow shot up.
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Forge nodded. "She was the perfect girlfriend a guy can ever have. Every little detail...she lived to serve me, respect me, made me feel more than what I am, never criticized anything that I did a-and now.....she's...she's...g-gone." He choked. "It'll take almost a day to fix her back."
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"Lance? Yo Lance?" Todd waved his hand infront of Lance's face. "You okay?"
***
"Can you make something--Anything except Britney Spears?" Lance inquired, a smile slowly forming on his lips.
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Forge nodded. "Sure, but I would need a picture, a profile then the profiles and pictures of the person's friends, family--"
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"Consider it done!" Lance cut in. "Pietro....."
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"Got it!" Pietro zipped off. He was back in a second with a box containing pictures of various models in swimsuits. "Make her eyes, her face, her nose- -"
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"Pietro!" Lance growled and grabbed him. "I need Kitty's pictures!"
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"Are you insane?! No way!" Pietro refused. "We can finally create the most sexiest girl in the whole world a-and you're throwing it away for Kitty?!!"
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"Yeah," Lance replied casually. "Now get Kitty's pictures!"
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"Can't. Pyro burned all of them. " Pietro said.
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"What?!" Lance screamed and was unfortunate to catch John lit another one of Kitty's pictures on fire.
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"Burn Kitty!! Burn!!!" John cackled watching the flames engulf the girl's smiling face. "Burn little girl!!! Hahaha--"
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"PYRO!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!" Lance screamed in rage.
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Startled, John dropped the picture then started stomping on it to extinguish the fire.
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"Uh...well..." Forge began unsurely as he watched Lance chase John around the lawn. "When you're done killing each. Give me a call."
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