NOTE: Wow! Oh wow! I really thought this story would suck. Boy was I wrong!
Many thanks for reviewing!
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Dru: *Nods head* Yep definitely too much Buffy. And I'll really 'try' not to be so hard on Lance *grins evilly*
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The Hog of Hedges: Sadly, don't have Microsoft Word so without the ** the lines will be cramped.
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DOJ: I hope so!
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*B: Lol! No I didn't know that! What a coincidence!
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todd fan: Forgey? Aren't you a Toddy fan? : )
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Me, SpreeDee, BeastDog, Jania12, lonely little goth girl: Thanks for reviewing!
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Hope you enjoy and don't forget to review!
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"It's been two weeks," Lance mumbled. "Forge's not coming back...."
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"Bet a hundred bucks you can't eat that!" Todd's voice said.
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"Oh Really?" John's voice challenged. "Well let's see about that mate."
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"John don't do it!" Pietro's voice pleaded. "Look at Poor Blob!"
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Fred lying on the ground on his back, moaned. "Oh...t-the h-horror....the horror...."
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John huffed. "I still don't believe it! Gambit will never send these if they were meant to kill us," he said holding up Kitty's muffins. "Right Avalanche?"
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Lance mumbled something incoherent.
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"Uh...yeah...." John said uncertainly before turning back to the muffin. "Get your money out mates, cause Pyro's consuming this critter."
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Pietro gasped and covered his eyes.
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Todd snickered and rubbed his hands together in anticipation.
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"No....Pyro.....please...don't do it...." Fred warned him.
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"It's too late...." John said holding up the muffin and opening his mouth wide.
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DING DONG!
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"Aww....hell!" John groaned as the door bell rung again.
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"Is he dead?" Pietro removed his hands.
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"Yo! What's the hold up?!" the annoyed Todd asked John.
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"The annoying little bell is annoying me!" John said before suddenly whisking out a lighter. "It's time to burn tinker bell, Burn!!"
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Lance rolled his eyes and got up to answer the door before John burned the bell or the pants off someone.
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He was greeted by a grinning Forge who had an arm around a girl. "Hey I'm back!"
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"Hello," the girl greeted Lance.
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"Yeah hey..." Lance responded dully before turning to Forge.
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"I really like to say sorry for--Whoa!" Forge exclaimed when Lance grabbed him by the collar and pulled him inside. "Err...ok so I know you're a little upset because I said two days and it's been more than two weeks I-I guess."
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"Yes it has been...." Lance calmly pointed before screaming. "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
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"B-Busy with a lot of things and umm...Danielle...." He looked over at Danielle who blushed.
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"Wow Forge!" Pietro zipped upto her. "This one's cute and hot!"
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"Uh Pietro she's--" Forge was saying when Pietro cut in.
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"Whoa the hair...." Pietro took a hold of Danielle's hair. "So real...."
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"Excuse me!" Danielle pulled it back.
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"Pietro she--" Forge was again saying something and was again cut short.
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Pietro sniffed the air near Danielle as she watched amazed. "She even smells real!"
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"Pietro she's not--Ahh!!!" he yelped when Pietro grabbed her butt and gave it a good squeeze.
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Danielle's eyes went wide as saucers.
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"This is some work.....the flesh...so genuine," Pietro remarked feeling it. "So fleshy and juicy...."
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Forge whimpered and covered his face.
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"Oh hello there...." Pietro suddenly placed his hands over her chest. "Ooo...yeah baby! Now this is the stuff!"
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Danielle finally snapped and screamed before shoving Pietro away and using her powers on him.
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Pietro blinked when everyone suddenly disappeared. "Huh? W-Where did everyone go?"
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"Oh Pietro...." a female voice came from behind him.
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Pietro turned around and yelped at seeing three girls. "S-Sandy, M-Mandy and Candy?!"
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"You dumped us Pietro......" Sandy accused. "You dumped me...."
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"I-I loved you Pietro! I loved you!" Mandy weeped. "Why Pietro why?!"
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"You discarded us like some playthings!" Candy screamed. "You discarded me like a toy!"
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"I-I'm sorry?" Pietro could only manage to say.
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"You know what you are Pietro?" Sandy asked, narrowing her eyes.
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Pietro gulped. "A b-boy?"
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"No, I don't think you're that even!" Candy hissed. "You're a slowpoke!"
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"Slowpoke...." Mandy said slowly. "Slow.....poke!
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"No....I-I'm not! I-I'm QuickSilver!"
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"Slowpoke! Slowpoke!" they started chanting.
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"No! Stop it! No!!" Pietro screamed and covered his ears. "NO!!!!!"
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But they continued. "Slow poke! Slow poke!"
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Pietro closed his eyes and screamed at the top of his lungs. "SHUT UP YOU CRAZY PSYCHOTIC BITCHES!!!"
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They instantly stopped.
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"Uh...Pietro....you ok?" Todd's voice suddenly asked.
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Pietro opened his eyes to see everyone, except Danielle, who was looking majorly pissed, giving him concerned looks..
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Pietro chuckled before screaming and hiding behind Fred. "Evil!! Get that thing out of the house!" he screamed pointing at Danielle. "She's the spawn of Satan!!"
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Danielle rolled her eyes.
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"What's going on?" Wanda looking slightly concerned, entered the room.
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On seeing her, Pietro quickly grabbed her cross-shaped earring which was still attatched to her ear and waved it at Danielle. "Get out of the house evil she-demon!!"
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"You idiot!!" Wanda screamed and hex bolted him out of the window.
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Pietro poked his head inside through the window. "Oh my God! Wanda's possessed! She's taken over my sister! N-Now they'll search for men who will impregnate them before they give birth to demons that will take over the world!" He exclaimed in one breath. "I'll be a demon's Uncle!"
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Todd looked overjoyed and hugged Wanda. "I'll be happy to impregnate you Babycakes!"
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The next thing Todd knew was getting hurled out of the window.
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"Impregnate yourselves!!!" Wanda screamed before stomping back upto her room. "Idiots!"
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"I think I'll be leaving now...." Danielle told Forge heatedly. "I'm not welcome."
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Forge was about to stop her when--
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"Yeah go! Get out of our house!" came Pietro's voice from outside.
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"B-But I-I want to impregnate Wanda!" Todd whined.
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Forge sighed. "Yes I think it's better that you go."
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"See you later Forgey." Danielle pecked him on the cheek.
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"Get lost already!" again Pietro's voice came.
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Danielle growled and stomped out the front door. After a second, screams erupted from outside and after ten seconds, there was only silence.....
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John lowered his head before screaming. "Wanda! I think your brother and your lover are dead!!"
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"Shut up!!!" Wanda's response came.
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"Yes Sheila...my condolences!" John screamed back. "If you need comfort just call the Pyro hotline!!"
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"Well Forgey..." Lance began between gritted teeth. "Why so late?"
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"Err...well..." Forge began nervously. "With Gambit really pressurizing me to make something that will allow Rogue to touch a-and with umm...Danielle, I-I've been quiet busy and all so--"
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"So you didn't make her?" Lance asked in a bitter tone.
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Forge was opening his mouth to answer when the door bell rang.
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"I'll get it!" he huffed and marched to the door, expecting it to be Pietro or Todd but was he extremely surprised when it was--
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"Hi Lance." A beaming Kitty with a can of Pepsi greeted him.
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"Oh! Kitty Uh...K-Kitty..." Lance got nervous. "W-What are you d-doing here?"
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"Forge asked me to get this," she held up the can. "Can I come in and give this to him?"
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"Y-Yeah s-sure," he stammered letting her in. "Come in."
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"Thank you," she giggled before stepping in and walking utpo Forge. "Forge, I got what you wanted."
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"Thanks," he thanked and took the can.
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"Is there anything else you need?" she asked.
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Lance quietly sneaked up behind her.
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"No, it's fine," Forge told her before snapping the can open.
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"Umm...." A really nervous Lance tapped her on the shoulder.
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She turned. "Yes?"
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Lance fiddled with his fingers. "Uh...a-are you still mad..a-at me?"
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Kitty shook her head. "I can never be mad at you Lance."
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Lance heaved a sigh of relief. "R-Really? B-But I thought--"
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Forge cleared his throat. "Well...what do you think?"
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"Uh...O-Of what?" Lance asked confused.
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Forge put an arm around Kitty. "Her."
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"Her...?" Lance gave Forge a confused look before his brain slowly registered what Forge meant. His jaw hit the floor. "S-She's....a......?"
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Forge nodded. "Yep....."
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"Oooo....." John and Fred uttered in awe observing her.
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Kitty smiled at them. "Hi."
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"Hard to believe she ain't real....." John remarked after a while.
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Kitty pouted. "I am real!"
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Forge smiled proudly and patted her on the arm. "Yes you are...." He moved his gaze towards Lance and winked. "So....what do you think....?"
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"She's......" Lance trailed off as Kitty titled her head and smiled at him. "Perfect."
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Dru: *Nods head* Yep definitely too much Buffy. And I'll really 'try' not to be so hard on Lance *grins evilly*
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The Hog of Hedges: Sadly, don't have Microsoft Word so without the ** the lines will be cramped.
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DOJ: I hope so!
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*B: Lol! No I didn't know that! What a coincidence!
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todd fan: Forgey? Aren't you a Toddy fan? : )
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Me, SpreeDee, BeastDog, Jania12, lonely little goth girl: Thanks for reviewing!
**
Hope you enjoy and don't forget to review!
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"It's been two weeks," Lance mumbled. "Forge's not coming back...."
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"Bet a hundred bucks you can't eat that!" Todd's voice said.
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"Oh Really?" John's voice challenged. "Well let's see about that mate."
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"John don't do it!" Pietro's voice pleaded. "Look at Poor Blob!"
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Fred lying on the ground on his back, moaned. "Oh...t-the h-horror....the horror...."
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John huffed. "I still don't believe it! Gambit will never send these if they were meant to kill us," he said holding up Kitty's muffins. "Right Avalanche?"
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Lance mumbled something incoherent.
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"Uh...yeah...." John said uncertainly before turning back to the muffin. "Get your money out mates, cause Pyro's consuming this critter."
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Pietro gasped and covered his eyes.
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Todd snickered and rubbed his hands together in anticipation.
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"No....Pyro.....please...don't do it...." Fred warned him.
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"It's too late...." John said holding up the muffin and opening his mouth wide.
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DING DONG!
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"Aww....hell!" John groaned as the door bell rung again.
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"Is he dead?" Pietro removed his hands.
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"Yo! What's the hold up?!" the annoyed Todd asked John.
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"The annoying little bell is annoying me!" John said before suddenly whisking out a lighter. "It's time to burn tinker bell, Burn!!"
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Lance rolled his eyes and got up to answer the door before John burned the bell or the pants off someone.
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He was greeted by a grinning Forge who had an arm around a girl. "Hey I'm back!"
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"Hello," the girl greeted Lance.
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"Yeah hey..." Lance responded dully before turning to Forge.
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"I really like to say sorry for--Whoa!" Forge exclaimed when Lance grabbed him by the collar and pulled him inside. "Err...ok so I know you're a little upset because I said two days and it's been more than two weeks I-I guess."
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"Yes it has been...." Lance calmly pointed before screaming. "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
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"B-Busy with a lot of things and umm...Danielle...." He looked over at Danielle who blushed.
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"Wow Forge!" Pietro zipped upto her. "This one's cute and hot!"
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"Uh Pietro she's--" Forge was saying when Pietro cut in.
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"Whoa the hair...." Pietro took a hold of Danielle's hair. "So real...."
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"Excuse me!" Danielle pulled it back.
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"Pietro she--" Forge was again saying something and was again cut short.
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Pietro sniffed the air near Danielle as she watched amazed. "She even smells real!"
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"Pietro she's not--Ahh!!!" he yelped when Pietro grabbed her butt and gave it a good squeeze.
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Danielle's eyes went wide as saucers.
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"This is some work.....the flesh...so genuine," Pietro remarked feeling it. "So fleshy and juicy...."
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Forge whimpered and covered his face.
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"Oh hello there...." Pietro suddenly placed his hands over her chest. "Ooo...yeah baby! Now this is the stuff!"
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Danielle finally snapped and screamed before shoving Pietro away and using her powers on him.
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Pietro blinked when everyone suddenly disappeared. "Huh? W-Where did everyone go?"
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"Oh Pietro...." a female voice came from behind him.
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Pietro turned around and yelped at seeing three girls. "S-Sandy, M-Mandy and Candy?!"
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"You dumped us Pietro......" Sandy accused. "You dumped me...."
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"I-I loved you Pietro! I loved you!" Mandy weeped. "Why Pietro why?!"
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"You discarded us like some playthings!" Candy screamed. "You discarded me like a toy!"
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"I-I'm sorry?" Pietro could only manage to say.
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"You know what you are Pietro?" Sandy asked, narrowing her eyes.
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Pietro gulped. "A b-boy?"
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"No, I don't think you're that even!" Candy hissed. "You're a slowpoke!"
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"Slowpoke...." Mandy said slowly. "Slow.....poke!
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"No....I-I'm not! I-I'm QuickSilver!"
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"Slowpoke! Slowpoke!" they started chanting.
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"No! Stop it! No!!" Pietro screamed and covered his ears. "NO!!!!!"
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But they continued. "Slow poke! Slow poke!"
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Pietro closed his eyes and screamed at the top of his lungs. "SHUT UP YOU CRAZY PSYCHOTIC BITCHES!!!"
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They instantly stopped.
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"Uh...Pietro....you ok?" Todd's voice suddenly asked.
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Pietro opened his eyes to see everyone, except Danielle, who was looking majorly pissed, giving him concerned looks..
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Pietro chuckled before screaming and hiding behind Fred. "Evil!! Get that thing out of the house!" he screamed pointing at Danielle. "She's the spawn of Satan!!"
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Danielle rolled her eyes.
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"What's going on?" Wanda looking slightly concerned, entered the room.
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On seeing her, Pietro quickly grabbed her cross-shaped earring which was still attatched to her ear and waved it at Danielle. "Get out of the house evil she-demon!!"
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"You idiot!!" Wanda screamed and hex bolted him out of the window.
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Pietro poked his head inside through the window. "Oh my God! Wanda's possessed! She's taken over my sister! N-Now they'll search for men who will impregnate them before they give birth to demons that will take over the world!" He exclaimed in one breath. "I'll be a demon's Uncle!"
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Todd looked overjoyed and hugged Wanda. "I'll be happy to impregnate you Babycakes!"
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The next thing Todd knew was getting hurled out of the window.
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"Impregnate yourselves!!!" Wanda screamed before stomping back upto her room. "Idiots!"
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"I think I'll be leaving now...." Danielle told Forge heatedly. "I'm not welcome."
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Forge was about to stop her when--
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"Yeah go! Get out of our house!" came Pietro's voice from outside.
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"B-But I-I want to impregnate Wanda!" Todd whined.
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Forge sighed. "Yes I think it's better that you go."
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"See you later Forgey." Danielle pecked him on the cheek.
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"Get lost already!" again Pietro's voice came.
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Danielle growled and stomped out the front door. After a second, screams erupted from outside and after ten seconds, there was only silence.....
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John lowered his head before screaming. "Wanda! I think your brother and your lover are dead!!"
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"Shut up!!!" Wanda's response came.
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"Yes Sheila...my condolences!" John screamed back. "If you need comfort just call the Pyro hotline!!"
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"Well Forgey..." Lance began between gritted teeth. "Why so late?"
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"Err...well..." Forge began nervously. "With Gambit really pressurizing me to make something that will allow Rogue to touch a-and with umm...Danielle, I-I've been quiet busy and all so--"
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"So you didn't make her?" Lance asked in a bitter tone.
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Forge was opening his mouth to answer when the door bell rang.
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"I'll get it!" he huffed and marched to the door, expecting it to be Pietro or Todd but was he extremely surprised when it was--
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"Hi Lance." A beaming Kitty with a can of Pepsi greeted him.
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"Oh! Kitty Uh...K-Kitty..." Lance got nervous. "W-What are you d-doing here?"
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"Forge asked me to get this," she held up the can. "Can I come in and give this to him?"
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"Y-Yeah s-sure," he stammered letting her in. "Come in."
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"Thank you," she giggled before stepping in and walking utpo Forge. "Forge, I got what you wanted."
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"Thanks," he thanked and took the can.
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"Is there anything else you need?" she asked.
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Lance quietly sneaked up behind her.
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"No, it's fine," Forge told her before snapping the can open.
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"Umm...." A really nervous Lance tapped her on the shoulder.
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She turned. "Yes?"
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Lance fiddled with his fingers. "Uh...a-are you still mad..a-at me?"
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Kitty shook her head. "I can never be mad at you Lance."
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Lance heaved a sigh of relief. "R-Really? B-But I thought--"
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Forge cleared his throat. "Well...what do you think?"
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"Uh...O-Of what?" Lance asked confused.
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Forge put an arm around Kitty. "Her."
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"Her...?" Lance gave Forge a confused look before his brain slowly registered what Forge meant. His jaw hit the floor. "S-She's....a......?"
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Forge nodded. "Yep....."
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"Oooo....." John and Fred uttered in awe observing her.
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Kitty smiled at them. "Hi."
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"Hard to believe she ain't real....." John remarked after a while.
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Kitty pouted. "I am real!"
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Forge smiled proudly and patted her on the arm. "Yes you are...." He moved his gaze towards Lance and winked. "So....what do you think....?"
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"She's......" Lance trailed off as Kitty titled her head and smiled at him. "Perfect."
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