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The Hog of Hedges: You got that right :-D Forge was stuck in the MiddleVerse so he kinda didn't grow up.

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Risty: Lol! I was first thinking of making Remy get himself a 'perfect Rogue' since *ahem* I'm a Romy fan, but everything seemed wrong with that picture so then I thought why not Lance and Kitty?

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"What is he doing up there?" Kitty asked as she continued gazing up at the ceiling. "It's been two hours."

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"Spring cleaning?" John suggested in a bored tone. "Can you please move out of the way Sheila? You're blocking the TV."

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Kitty frowned. "If he was cleaning then, why didn't he ask me to do it?"

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"Maybe you'll run out of batteries or something with hard work--Aww who knows? Now move little Sheila," John said annoyed.

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"He told me to stay here. So I should stay here." Kitty said.

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John slapped his forehead. "Well could you 'stay here' a little more to the left? Cause I can't see the bloody TV!!!"

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"Hey!" she exclaimed bending down and picked up an old newspaper. "Look! This is me!" she said smiling, showing him the newspaper printed with a picture of 'herself' and other X-men. "My picture is in the newspaper! A- And see here's Kurt and Rogue and...." she went on listing all the names.

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John grind his teeth. "Very amusing Sheila. Now could you 'please' move?"

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"I look a little fat," she mumbled.

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"Oh really? You do?" John slowly pulled out his lighter. "Well let me burn a few calories!" he growled lit it and manipulated the fire towards the newspaper, burning it. "Oh! Oops! I burned a tiny bit too much," he uttered putting back the lighter.

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"I liked this picture....why did you burn it?" Kitty asked blankly staring at the burning newspaper.

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"It was an honest accident!" John explained leaning back on the couch. "Now do you mind moving?! I'm missing Crocodile Hunter!!"

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"Lance told me to stay here."

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John threw up his hands in frustration. "Great! Just great! Why can't--" He stopped and blinked when he noticed something. "Uh....Sheila you're gonna catch fire...." he pointed when she was still holding the burning newspaper. "Err...Sheila? Uh...Kitty?"

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Kitty's hands caught fire.

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John blinked before he started screaming hysterically. "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY BLOODY GOD!! FIRE!! FIRE!! SHEILA ON FIRE!!" He bolted up. "Sheila! Stop, drop and roll! NOW!"

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"But Lance told me to stay here till he comes back," Kitty said, the fire slowly reaching up to her wrists.

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"FORGET HIM!! YOU'RE BLOODY BURNING!!" he screamed pointing at her.

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"I love Lance. I can't and will never forget him," she responded. "I don't like you. You burned my picture."

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"I'M SORRY! I'M VERY SORRY!!" He yelled dropping on his knees and clutching her legs. "Please drop and roll before Lance buries me alive!!"

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Kitty giggled. "Lance won't do that."

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"Yes you're right! He would do something much more worse!!" He rushed out of the room. "WATER!! WHERE'S THE WATER?!!" the panicking John ran into the kitchen where Fred was making himself a sandwich.

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John grabbed a cereal bowl from the table and held it near the sink. He turned on the tap.

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A weird choking noise came from inside the tap before a tiny drop of water fell into the bowl.

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"NO!! NO!!!!" He grabbed the tap and started shaking it furiously. "NO!!"

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"Uh....Pyro...we never get water from that remember?" Fred reminded.

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"IS THERE A GOD DAMN WATER SHORTAGE IN THIS HOUSE?!" He screamed.

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Fred blinked. "You could check in the bathroom," he suggested.

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"Yes of course! Bathroom!" he dashed upstairs towards the bathroom only to find it locked. "GET OUT OF THERE! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!"

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"Go do it in the lawn!!!" Wanda's shout came from the other side of the door.

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"NOT THAT KIND OF EMERGENCY!!!" John screamed back. "IT'S A MATTER OF MY LIFE AND DEATH!!"

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"Hey Pyro....." a smiling Lance greeted. "Great day isn't it?"

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"Yes!" he gulped. "GREAT!! Bloody GREAT!!"

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Lance sighed dreamily. "The birds are singing....the bees are buzzing...hmmm....and Kitty's here...."

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John started sweating. "Yes Kitty....the cute little Sheila burning--"

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Lance raised his brow.

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"B-Burning with passion!" John finished. "For you!"

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Lance broke into a smile. "Yeah...." he sighed again. "My room's all cleared up.....I better go get her...."

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"NO!!" John quickly stopped him. "Y-You just go in your lovely little room mate! A-And I-I'll go get her!"

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"B-But--" Lance tried to get past John but he started pushing him towards his room.

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"Oh yes! Love the decorations! Good bye now!" saying this, John shut the door and melted the door knob.

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"But Pyro! I--Hey!!" Lance turned the door knob. "Ow!! Open this door!" he screamed realizing John burned the knob. "What did you do Pyro?! Where's Kitty?! What did you do to her?!!"

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"Oh my lovely Lance. I-I'm right here!" John tried to mimic Kitty's voice but failed badly. "Don't you worry about me! I'm bloody fine! N-Now wait for me right there while I change into some really...err...indecent clothes for your entertainment...."

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"WHAT?!" Lance's surprised shout came. "PYRO!! I KNOW IT'S YOU!!

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"Pyro? Oh Lance you silly silly boy! Can't you recognize your own Kitty's heavenly voice?"

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"YOU'RE GONNA DIE PYRO!!" Lance shouted. "Once I get out of this room YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!"

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John gulped before turning back to the bathroom. "WANDA GET THE HELL OUT OF THE BLOODY BATHROOM!!!" John screamed and began pounding furiously on the door.

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"Shut up and get lost before I come out and--"

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"YES!! Do come out! It won't matter if you're in your birthday suit. We've seen you in that a thousand times!!" John suddenly found himself engulfed in a blue light that lifted him off the floor and hurled him out of the nearest window.

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"Aww....when did she learn to do that?" John blinked gazing up at the sky, dazed.

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"Uh......" someone groaned beside him.

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John looked to his side to find Todd.

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"T-They were givin me a bath over a-and over and o-over again...." Todd whimpered. "I-I was sparklin c-clean. S-S-Squeaky clean....My slime was no longer green...."

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"Oh hell!" John snapped out of his daze, remembering Kitty. "W-Water? Water- -Oh...." he blinked on seeing a muddy area of the lawn. He was reaching for the bowl only to find it lost. "Oh hell! Oh bloody hell! Oh--" he stopped when his gaze fell on Todd again.

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John suddenly got an idea.

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"Froggy! Snap out of it mate!" John slapped Todd across the face.

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"Ah! W-Wha--Where am--"

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"No time to explain!" he grabbed him. "Lance is going to murder us if you don't extinguish the lovely flame burning Kitty!!"

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"Kit--Lance--what?" Todd asked in a daze.

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"Quick! Take a mouthful of that!" John pointed at the mud.

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Todd blinked after getting a grasp of reality. He scowled. "No way! You're crazy!" He was about to hop away but John pulled him back.

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"You eat the most disgusting insects and you can't gulp in some mud?!"

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"Mud's different yo!"

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"Kitty's on fire!!!" John shook him furiously. "Lance is going to kill us if we don't put her out!!"

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"Kitty's on fire? Kitty's on fire?!! What do you mean Kitty's on fire?!!" Todd demanded.

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His question was answered when he saw smoking coming out of the house.

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John screamed.

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"Oh no!! Wolverine's gonna kill us yo!!" Todd said horrified. "He'll shred me into little pieces!!"

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"Take in the mud!! Now!" John yelled.

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Todd quickly hopped towards the muddy area, opened his mouth-wide and took in a mouthful of mud.

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"C'mon Froggy mate!" John gestured him to follow. "She's inside!" He pointed his thumb towards the TV lounge.

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Todd nodded and hopped in.

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After a few seconds, there was a bloodcurdling scream....a female's scream....not Kitty's but Wanda's scream.

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Wasting no time, John charged in. "Eep!!" he yelped skidding to a stop.

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"Hi Pyro," Kitty, who seemed to be the only clean person in the room, including John himself, greeted with a smile. "Lance was looking for you."

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A growling Lance wiped the mud off his face before turning towards John.

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Wanda, whose head and face was covered in mud, was sizzling with so much anger that everything around them was floating.

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"M-Mate it w-w-was an accident!" John explained as he backed away while Lance advanced. "A-An honest accident! I-I never meant to set her on fire."

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Lance suddenly stopped and blinked. "Y-You set her on fire?!!!" he suddenly burst. "You set Kitty on fire?!"

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"Don't worry Lance. I'm alright," Kitty assured. "Wanda put out Pyro's fire. B-But my hands--" she held up her half-burned hands. The skin was so melted that they revealed part of her metal skeleton of her hands. "T-They don't look so good....."

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Todd screamed and hopped out of the room in fright.

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Wanda shuddered, backing away. "What the hell--?"

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Todd came hopping back and lifted Wanda over his shoulder before hopping out of the room again.

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There was a sound of a crash before Wanda returned.

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"It's terminatorix!!" John screamed running out of the room. "She's gonna kill us all! Machines gonna take over!!"

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"Kitty, have you always been like that?" Wanda asked her.

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"Like what?" Kitty asked.

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Before Wanda could answer, John came running back. "Let's go Wanda!!" he lifted her over his shoulder and ran out of the room. "Don't you know she can drive a bloody punch through your stomach?!!"

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"Ugh!!!" Wanda screamed in frustration.

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"Why did they run away?" Kitty asked before there was a loud crash followed by John's screams.

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"T-They're just crazy...." Lance came upto her. "That Pyro's going to be so dead for hurting you!!" He growled gently taking her hands. "Are you alright? Does it hurt?"

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Kitty shook her head. "No. It's....very strange."

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"Oh!" he uttered a little surprised. "Y-Yeah it is, considering you're a--"

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"A what?" Kitty asked tilting her head when Lance suddenly stopped.

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"Uh...Ok j-just forget it!" he dismissed as they sat down on the couch.

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"Ok I'll forget it," Kitty said. "I made something for you." She suddenly got up. "Just wait here!" She said before leaving the room. She came back in a minute with a tray. A tray, to Lance's utter horror, consisting of muffins. But something was strange about them. They smelled....delicious!

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Fred with eyes closed and drool on the side of his mouth, came in after a few seconds. "Hmm....I smell muffins....Hmm...."

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Pietro suddenly zipped in. He first sniffed his underarms before sniffing the air. "Hmm...if that's not me then...it's....Kitty's muffins?!!!" he screeched when his gaze fell upon the smiling girl holding the tray. "No it can't be!!" he again turned to sniffing his underarms. "Yeah it's me. I smell delicious not those muffins!!" he concluded proudly.

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"Hi Pietro. Look! I made muffins for Lance," Kitty chirped.

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"Yeah! Yeah! Very nice!" Pietro then noticed her hands. He blinked before screaming. "Demon!! Demon in the house!!"

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Kitty giggled. "I'm not a demon Pietro."

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"Pietro!!" Lance quickly grabbed him. "She is not a demon. Forge made her.....you know..." he hissed in his ear.

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"Oh...." Pietro realized. "Kittybot.....?"

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"Yeah..." Lance nodded releasing him.

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"Cool!!" Pietro zipped upto Kitty and grabbed her butt. "Yep! Definitely a robot!"

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"Pietro!!" Lance screamed in fury.

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Kitty calmly put the tray down before taking a hold of Pietro. "You have no right to touch me!!" she growled before lifting the shocked Pietro over her head and hurling him out of the room. "Only Lance can touch me!!"

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"Whoa! T-That was--That was really great Kitty!" Lance exclaimed.

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"Thank you," she responded before scowling. "Pietro is a jerk!"

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"M-My legs...I-I can't feel my legs...." Pietro's moan came from the other room.

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"Yes he is!" the enthusiastic Lance ran upto her and lifted her off the ground. She felt light as a feather. "And you're amazing!!" He placed her back before embracing her tightly.

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Kitty smiled widely before returning the embrace. "You're amazing too Lance."

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"Uh...thanks..." he said uncertainly, rubbing the back of his head. "You must be the first person to have ever said that to me."

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Kitty stared him for a while, the smile never leaving her lips. "They don't know you like I do," she said after a while. "I love you," she suddenly murmured and snuggled against him.

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Lance was taken aback for a moment. "Oh....I-I love you too Kitty."

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"I know that...." she whispered closing her eyes. "And I know you always will...."

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"Uh...Yeah....I will..." Lance whispered, wrapping his arms around her. Though inside, he couldn't help feeling strange about this commitment.

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A/N: My exams start in the month of May so I don't think I'll be able to update. But it's only a month. I'll be back in June. Now REVIEW!!