I DON'T OWN YUGIOH OR BARNEY! I WOULD THROW BARNEY INTO HELL, AND MAKE YUGIOH R RATED! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

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Anyway, Andromeda looked up and saw myserious shadows fall from the sky.

"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcoughEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The myshterious shadows yell.

"what in the name of raspberry panda bunnies is going on?"Andromeda asks.

"I believe the guests have arrived." Talime answered.

The mysterious shadows landed with grunts, boo-boos and, "ow that's gonna hurt tomorrow". And they stood up, and turned out to be Yami, Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Rebecca, and Tea.

"wwwweeeeeiiiirrrrdd." Andromeda breathed.

"DID YOU PULL US INTO THIS DUMP??!!" Kaiba asked and yelled rudely at the same time.

"no, were just looking for some chaos emeralds." Talime replied, forgeting that Kaiba couldn't see her because she was on Andromeda's wrist.

"WHO SAID THAT??!!:" Kaiba yelled.

"I did you big silly buns." Talime chuckled.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Kaiba said, not amused. He was actually freaked out and offended at the same time.

"I swear Im not saying those things." Andromeda said, knowing that it sounded like it was coming from her.

"yes I am." Talime loved getting her into trouble.

"SHUT YOUR MEGABYTE HOLE, TALIME!" Andromeda said, annoyed.

"umm, I don't mean to be rude, but…WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? WHAT THE FRIKIN HELL IS THIS PLACE?! IS THIS SOME CHILDISH VERSION OF THE SHADOW REALM??" Yugi said, freaking everyone out.

"believe me, It gets a lot worse." Talime assured.

"how?" Joey asked.

"HELLO FRIENDS!" Yelled a familiar retarded voice.

"oh….no…..it just got worse." Andromeda said.

"That sounded like something vvveeeeerrrry evil." Said Yami.

"or gay and retarded." Talime pointed out.

Then, BARNEY, BJ (A/n: whom I like to call blow job! Haha!), BABYBOP, AND THE RETARDED KIDS WHO WOULDN'T KNOW GREEN FROM CLOUDS WALK OUT OF THE CRAP SHACK THEY LIKE TO CALL A PLAYHOUSE!

"welcome friends, to the barney cult!" said dumb kid 1.

"I thought it was barney and friends." Tea thought aloud.

shifty eyes "I didn't say ANYTHING ABOUT A CULT WHO IS CURRENTLY PLOTTING THE DEMISE OF THAT DAMN BOB THE BUILDER! gets all calm again would you like to play?" Dumb Kid 1 said.

"YAY! I LOVE THIS SHOW! OF COURSE I WILL PLAY! You will join me, wont you yugi?" said Rebecca. Then she starts clinging on him and batting her eyelashes and all that crap, making Yugi's face look like a pointy tomato.

"you guys can play all you want, but I have to find that chaos emerald so I can find the rest and get home before my parents actually notice im gone!" Andromeda stated.

"an emerald you say?" Kaiba asked greedily. (A/N: GEEZ! Doesn't this guy already have enough money?!)

"Don't get any ideas, cutie." Talime said.

"WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO DO THAT???!!!!!" Kaiba yelled at Andromeda, still thinking she said all those things.

"IM NOT SAYING THAT, IT'S MY H.H.A.I. TALIME!" Andromeda said defensively.

Then everyone stares at her like she grew a lamp ontop of her head. So then she goes into a detailed explination of everything that has happened until now. Four hours later…

"blahblahblah, and that's why me and Talime are here." When Andromeda was finished, you would think they found that interesting. Turns out they thought the inside of their eyelids was more entertaining.

"Wow, you sure got them excited." Talime said sarcasticly.

"Hey Barney, sing a song!" Babybop asked Barney, out of the blue.

"ok! sings really loud and off key I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, MY OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY! WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST, AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE, YOU…I don't remember the rest." Barney sang.

Naturally, the retarded people on Barney have NEVER heard of ANYTHING PG related. So they asked: "What does that mean?"

But Barney lost his cool. "IT MEANS GO ASK YOUR DAMN PARENTS CAUSE I HAVE A G RATING AND I CANT TELL YOU!!!" He yelled.

The retards were silent.

Now, the Yugioh cast has woken up, and asks: "CAN WE GO HOME NOW?"

"not until I find that emerald." Andromeda replied CALMLY.

"Then find it, damnit! I cant take much more of this!" Yami said, loosing his patience. Then Babybop gives Yami a seductive wink, which of course creeped him out.

gulp "Help me." Yami said.

Then on of the dumb kids asked: "You mean the shiny green thing?"

"YES!" Andromeda and Talime yelled in unison.

"which one of you has it?"

The dumb kids smile mischeviously. "we wont tell you." They replied.

"WHY THE HELL NOT?" Asked the cool people. (you can guess who they are).

"Try and guess. The pretty red head lady has to guess which one of us has it. If she gets it wrong, you have to play, If she gets it right, you keep the pretty green thing!" Declaired dumb kid 4.

Everyone stares at andromeda. She sighs.

::Oh Boy: She thinks.

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