Disclaimer: I will break down your door and throw furbys at you if you think FOR ONE SECOND that she owns either of these shows.
So now our red head hero has to find out which retarded bratâI mean child has the chaos emerald. So she gathered everyone into the stupid clubhouse thingy and made everyone sit in a circle.
"Why aren't there any chairs?" Yugi asked.
"Because chairs are symbols of Satan and we would be evil if we sat in the tools of the devil. WE LOVE GOD!" Said the fourth dumb kid.
"That's the gayest thing I ever heard." Yami said, annoyed.
"Yeah, where I'm from, religion was abolished because it started toooooooooooooo many wars and made people stupid." Andromeda stated.
"Yes, god is simply a human illusion." Talime pointed out.
"YOUR GONNA GO TO THE BAD PLACE!" The third dumb brat cried angrily.
"Just shut up and find the emerald already." Kaiba huffed, loosing his patienceâand possibly his sanity. Ya never can tell when the quiet ones will snap!
"Yeah, IM HUNGRY!" Can you guess who said that? Joey of course.
"Yeahâso am I." Kaiba said, uh LUSTFULLY?! What's going on? And now Kaiba is STARING at Joey! AHHHH!
"Oooooooookkkkkkkkk, I'm gonna start the interrogation. But first, I must know the retarded Kids' names so I don't have to say retarded kid over and overâ..although I do enjoy it." Andromeda ordered.
"IM BARNEY! hehehehehehehehe." The purple essence of stupidity said.
"WE KNOW THAT YOU RETARDED LOSER WHO SHOULD HAVE GONE EXTINCT 65 MILLION YEARS AGO AND CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAT UGLY MONKEY AND YOUR MAMA! But, who could tell the difference, they look almost the same." Talime shouted at the very same purple essence of stupidity. I like using big words. :D
"Oh, you did NOT just go there." Babybop said, defending the purple essence ofâ.ah hell, ill just call him Barney.
"What are YOU going to do about it?"
""
"Thought so."
"WAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE AâAâ.BIG MEANIE!" Barney whined pathetically. Andromeda took the liberty of ductaping his mouth shut. Any way, back to the names.
"My name is Jacob."
"I'm Regina."
"I'm Kelsi."
"I'm Tommy."
"And I'm Rebecca."
"HEY, YOU COPYRIGHTED MY NAME! DIE!" The original
Rebecca said. Then she unnecessarily killed the other Rebecca.
Am I confusing you? Oh well.
"YOU DUMMIE! SHE COULD HAVE HAD THE EMERALD!" Andromeda yelled at her.
"ButâbutâSHE STOLE MY NAME!" Rebecca defended.
"â..soooooooo?" The Yugioh cast asked.
"I don't knowâjust 'cause."
So, After Yami and BJ got into a knife ,Kaiba tried to drug Joey, And Rebecca started kicking random things and laughing insanely, Andromeda FINALLY started the questioning.
"Ok, what's your favorite color?" She asked.
"Orange!" Said Jacob.
"Green!" Kelsi and Regina chorused.
"PILLOW!" Tommy yelled.
"Riiiiiight, Jacob and retarded kid 4 may leave." Andromeda said.
"I thought you were calling us by our real names!" Retarded kid 4 said.
"If you think pillow is a color, your so low on the Humanity scale you don't deserve a name." Andromeda stated flatly.
"Do you have any idea what you just said?" Talime asked.
"No. But STILL!"
"You just wait! I'm going to talk to the president of the United States and get pillow to be a color!" Tommy said, pointing a finger at Andromeda.
"We'd like to see you try." Yami said.
"YOU'LL SEEâ..YOU'LL ALL SEE! NWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tommy laughed psychotically, then left.
"Ok, now, who would try and get a shiny thing even if it were trapped up an elephants butt and the elephant was pushed into a volcano?" Andromeda asked.
"ME ME ME!" The two last children said.
Andromeda sweatdropped. "I see. Alright, I made my decision. YOUR BOTH SHARING IT!"
"Wow, your smart, for an old lady." Kelsi said.
The Yugioh cast were trying to hold back their laughterâ. except for two who didn't care.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Kaiba and Rebecca laughed.
"WHATEVER! JUST HAND IT OVER!" Andromeda ordered, loosing her patienceâ. and pride.
"Umm, we kind of lost it." Regina said.
Everyone was silent.
"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?" Andromeda screamed.
"Umm, yeah, we have to go look for it! TREASURE HUNT!" Regina said happily.
"Yay! FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!
And we can look for my blankie!" Babybop cheered.
"Aren't you holding that raggedy piece of yellow filth right now?" Talime stated more than asked, because she WAS holding it.
"No."
And they all anime falled.
Andromeda gets up and dusts herself off. "Well, lets go out and-"
"OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, OLD LADY!" Tommy said, who had just walked in.
"GRRR! IM NOT OLD! AND WHY IS YOUR NAME BACK?" Andromeda snarled.
Tommy turned on the TV and George Bush was on.
"My fellow Americans, it is with honor that I declare pillow to be a color. Now, the intelligent young Tommy Gifford can laugh in the face of, who he called, a 'mean old lady'. Thank you, and goodnight." The
All is silent. Then everyone is rolling on the floor laughing.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! IMâNOTâOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Andromeda bellowed.
Kaiba was the first to gain his composure. "Ahem, whatever, just find the damn emerald, I haveâbusinessâ. to take care of." He then smirks evilly at Joey.
Joey turns to Andromeda. "Uhh, you can take your time"
"What's the matter, mutt? Don't you miss what we did last night?" You know who said. No, not Bozo the clown. Kaiba!
"IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey said, now fully freaked out.
"That's not what you said last night."
Everyone else was already outside.
Joey panicked and started screaming. "HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP-"
And he was knocked out.
"hehehehehehe" kaiba chuckled, then dragged Joey into a closet.
OO I'm going to end it there! IT'S GETTING SCARY! hides
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