Title: Three's a Crowd

Rating: PG13

Genre: Humor/ Romance/ Drama

Disclaimer: We No Own!

Summary: What happens when Haru's stuck in a love triangle? Kyo has his own fan club. Shigure's the new high school teacher. And Kagura gets hit be a drunk driver? Kyo/Kagura, Yuki/Torhu, Hiro/Kisa, Sin/Haru/Mizu , Shigure /Mii, Ayame/M

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Chapter #1: Back to School

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A new school year.

No more, summer vacation until it ends.

Life was cruel.

Hatsuharu Sohma walked to school with his three cousins: Momiji, Kyo and Yuki; along with their friend (and possibly Yuki's girlfriend) Torhu Honda.

"I'm so happy that school's starting again!" Torhu chirped with a smile.

Momiji nodded in agreement, "YAY! We get to see all our friends again!"

"I don't see why you're both so happy. Its just school." Kyo snorted while combing his fingers through his orange hair.

Before Yuki could say anything, Haru cut in with a smirk, "You'd rather be stuck with Kagura again? Hmm, Kyo?"

Kyo glared at Haru and right when a fight was about to break out-

"Kyo-Kyo! We love Kyo-Kyo!"

Kyo blinked, "what the hell?"

A short brunette girl bowed a little at the cat of the zodiac. "We are the new 'We Love Kyo-Kyo' fan club!" she told him, "we are the rivals of the 'We Love Prince Yuki' fan club."

Kyo blinked again.

"Kyo-Kyo's got fan girls! Kyo-Kyo's got fan girls!" Momiji sang as they walked into the building.

"What in the world will Kagura say?" Yuki asked with false concern, a smirk on his face.

"She'll say nothing, because NO ONE is going to TELL HER." Kyo said through his teeth.

Haru smiled softly while making his way towards his locker, accidentally tripping some one along the way. Their books flew everywhere.

"Oh! I am SO sorry!" the girl exclaimed while picking up her books.

Haru raised an eyebrow, then kneeled down and helped her, "why are you saying sorry? I'm the one who tripped you." he told her while handing her the books.

She smiled sweetly, "you're right, but thank you for helping me pick my books up."

"No problem." he stated, helping her stand.

She straightened her uniform and moved a piece of messy navy blue hair out of her face, revealing amber colored eyes.

"You're pretty tan." Haru commented.

She grinned, "I should hope so, otherwise my going to the beach everyday during summer would've been a waste." she made sure her books ere straightened then looked back up at Haru,

"Well, thank you again. Bye." she walked towards the main hallway, waving over her shoulder.

Haru opened his locker, and then turned to look as he heard the person whose locker was next to his curse.

"Piece of shit locker! Open damnit!"

Haru blinked at the girl as he watched the girl.

She had long blackish-purple hair and blood red eyes, which looked too dark for her pale skin.

"Um. do you need help?" he asked, unsure.

The girl looked at him and blushed lightly, "um.yes please!"

"Can you tell me your combination?" he asked.

She nodded and told him.

Haru was there for a good five minutes, until his patience wore out, and Black Haru decided to show.

"God damn piece of shit! Open damn you! Oh FUCK it!" he ripped the lock off the handle and handed it to the girl. "Get a new one; they sell them in the front office."

She blinked, "umm.OK."

Haru slammed his locker door and stomped off.

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Momiji stood outside of the classroom, waiting for Haru.

"Who's in the forest stroooolllling? The birds and the bees sing Mo- Mi-Ji!" he smiled once he saw his cousin. "Ha.. ru.." he stopped and laughed nervously, "Black Haru."

Black Haru glared at Momiji for a minute, then smiled and turned back to white. "Hey Momiji, have you been waiting here all this time?"

Momiji thought for a second, "Well.I went inside and realized you weren't in there, so I came back out. What took you so long?"

Haru shrugged, "I don't remember.'

Momiji smiled, "well, everyone's nice in there. I already made a friend!"

"Really?" asked Haru, "maybe you can introduce him to me." .
Momiji giggled, "You're silly Haru. It's a GIRL. Come on. I'll show you!"

He grabbed the taller boys hand and led him into the classroom.

"Mizu!" he chirped, skipping closer to the girl.

She looked up and smiled, "hey Momiji!" her amber eyes wandered over to Haru, "hey! Its you!"

Hatsuharu looked at her, "I hope you didn't have a bad trip. You're not hurt are you?"

"Only a mild concussion." she told him with a grin.

Momiji looked between the two, "well, I guess you guys already know each other."

The bell rang and everyone scrambled to a seat, waiting for the teacher to show up.

And waiting.

And waiting.

Until finally the door opened, revealing the new teacher. "Hi!" he chirped.

Haru sweatdropped.

Momiji giggled.

The teacher made his way towards the front of the classroom. He put his briefcase on the front desk.

"My name is Shigure Sohma. Please call me Sohma-Sensei and we'll all be fine." he told them with a charming smile.

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The lunch bell rang and the students ran out.

Shigure sat there at his desk writing in a notebook, humming.

Momiji and Haru made their way towards their teacher's desk.

"Why are you here?" Haru asked him.

Shigure smiled, "I wanted to work in a different environment."

Momiji gave a thoughtful look then asked, "Does this have anything to do with your editor?"

"no,no,no,no. it has nothing to do with Mii-Chan! ehehehehehehe." Shigure scratched the back of his head.

"right."

the door to the classroom swung opened and Kyo and Yuki stomped in, followed by Torhu.

"why in the hell are you here you sick bastard?!" Kyo demanded.

Shigure smiled at his younger cousin, "I just needed a new place to work Kyo-Kyo."

Kyo growled.

"does this have anything to do with Miss. Mii?" Yuki asked.

Haru nodded.

"you are going to be the death of that woman." Yuki then turned and left. Torhu followed and Kyo followed after.

Haru looked at Momiji, "common, let's go get lunch.

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Haru got in the lunch line (having forgotten his at home)

"move." someone ordered from behind him.

the Sohma boy turned around and was caught in a red-eyed girls glare.

"thanks to you I had to spend my lunch money for tomorrow on a damn lock! you owe me five bucks!" she snapped.

Haru blinked one-twice-three times them-

"I helped you out didn't I?! so stop bitching about it!" he snapped back.

she blinked, "bastard."

"bitch"

"I know I'm a bitch. least you could do is call me by my name, asshole."

Haru grabbed a pudding and put it on his tray, "and that would be?"

"sin."

Hatsuharu snorted, "how original. well, I'm Haru."

Sin grabbed a soda, "and you said MY name was original?"

they both paid for their food.

"you still owe me money," she told him before walking off in another direction.

Haru sighed and walked towards where his cousin was sitting.

this was going to be a LONG school year.

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*Mizu: well that's the end of the first chapter! *sniffles* Sin made me write this all on my own! I guess I'm a big girl no! ^__^

*Sin: but you were doing such a good job! Besides, I'm writing the next chappy.

*Mizu: please R+R! flames are welcome too!

*Sin: but if you want to live a long life, I suggest you don't flame us..

R+R!