Lumenesca: wow, It took me longer than usual to update. I didn't have very many good ideas, but Im updating now!

Kikyo: [still paralyzed with fear after reading chapter 19 of kikoken's "the missing"] Cold....so cold....

Lumenesca: It's 85 degrees!

Kikyo: BRRRR!

Lumenesca: --;; Well, bon appetite!

Thoughts= ::....:: Action= [....]

Andromeda, the retarded people, and the yugioh cast walked outside the horribly decorated club house to find the chaos emerald that Regina and Kelsi lost.

Yugi: hey, has anyone seen Joey and Kaiba?

Everyone except Rebecca: [shakes heads]

Rebecca: [whistling innocently]

Yugi: [clueless to Rebecca's guiltyness] well, I guess they must be looking somewhere else.

Rebecca: ::sucker:: your soooo smart, yugi! [glomps]

Tea: whatever, can we keep looking?

Talime: yes, lets, were waisting valuable time.

Random Voice: I know where it is.

Another random person: But you must take our quiz!

Andromeda: Who the hell is saying that?

Random voices: US!!!

Talime: who's "us"?

Random voices: look behind you!

Everyone looks behind them, and they see a pair of.......tap dancing trash cans.

TDTC1: helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo!

Babybop: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[cough cough cough] HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

Talime: STOP SCREAMING, YOU OVERGROWN BLANKY CARRYING FREAK!

Babybop: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH-

Yami: [hits babybop upside the head with a fire extinguisher] JESUS CRIST!

Andromeda: halleluya!

TDTC2: ahem. Anyway, we will give you the emerald, if you appear on our quiz show, the [takes breath] RANDOM QUESTIONS THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT YOULL ANSWER THEM ANY WAY FOR FABULOUS PRIZES BECAUSE YOUR ALL FOOLISH BAGS OF WATER THAT LIKE SHINY THINGS QUIZ SHOW!

Andromeda: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Ok, that is probably the stupidest title I ever heard, but ok!

Talime: how can waist cylinders that somehow tap dance all the time for no reason have a quiz sho-

Before Talime can finish, the scene around them dissappears and they wind up on the set of jerry springer.

Jerry Springer: hey! This is my set, get the hell off!

TDTC1: your show was cancelled, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Audience: GO TO OPERA! GO TO OPERA!

TDTC2: FINE!

Theyre about to transport to opera so they can take over that stage to use for theyre quiz show, because they have no money and cant afford a stage cause theyre FREAKING TRASHCANS!, um ahem sorry, I got carried away. Anyway, before they went anywhere, Rebecca spoke up.

Rebecca: As long as Im on the show, I might as well tell the gang a secret Ive kept for....2 minutes.

Jerry: um, ok.

Rebecca: well, I slipped Kaiba some pills and now he likes Joey and he pulled him into a closet and now theyre doing things of UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!

Talime: Oo

Andromeda: O.O !!

Tea: HOLY S!

Yami: OH HELL NO!

Yugi: MY EARS, THEY BURN!

Serenity: [comes out of nowhere, having major breakdown]

Talking trashcans: [laughing theyre asses off...well, if they had any.]

Retarded Barney cast: [clueless as usual] are they baking cookies?

TDTC2: [snickering] ummm, I guess you can put it that way...HAWHAWHAW!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!

Rebecca: [flashes them]

Audience: AHHHHHHHHHH! [rolling on the ground crying]

Tea: GROSS MAN!

Yugi: NOW MY EYES BURN!

Yami: OMG! THAT IS SO FREAKING NASTY!

Serenity: [is still having breakdown]

Barney cast: [have gone temporarily blind]

Talking trashcans: [spewing trash, aka barfing]

Jerry: [throwing springer beads at Rebecca] HERE! TAKE THEM, TAKE THEM ALL! JUST STOP DOING THAT!

Rebecca: [stops]

Talime and Andromeda: [come out from behind table] is it over?

Jerry: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDIO!

So, the people teleported out of the studio and went to opera's studio and kicked her out. Then, out of nowhere, the decorations for the game show hang themselves. Then the podeum things rise out from the floor. Andromeda takes a seat at one of them. Ok, now Im making a new rule. Every time I reffer to TDTC1, ill say, urm, oh never mind, Ill just say T1 and T2.

T1: ok, first question...

Andromeda: don't I need to be playing against someone?

T1: Ok, I was gonna go easy on you, but oh well!

Andromeda: rats.

Tea: WHERE? EEK!

Talime: --;

T2: Ill be playa 2!

T2 stands at the other podeum.

Andromeda: ok, Im ready [winks at yami]

Yami: [catches on to the idea]

Then, Andromeda and yami tackle the trash cans and tie them up.

Talime: where the hell is the emerald?!!!

T2: We never had it in the first place! We just wanted someone to play with!! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Yami: raise your hand if you care about what he says.

Barney cast: [raises hands]

Yami: -- you don't count, retards.

Kelsi: hey, I just remembered where I put the emerald.

Andromeda: WHERE DAMMIT?!

Kelsi: in the closet!

Everyone else: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Lumenesca: mwahahahahaha! That chapter was kinda lame, I know. BuT it was funny, right?

[crickets]

Lumenesca: hey where did you all come from?!

Crickets: kikyo hired us.

Lumenesca: KIKYO!

Kikyo: [runs for dear life] RRRREEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWW!