DI: Welcome to chapter 3! *dramatic music in background*
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Thanks to:
Blackheart ZERO: I'm sorry! I know it's really, really, REALLY short… I'll try to make this one longer! I promise! I'm also glade that you find this story funny, though sometimes I disagree with myself whether men need hips, like male pregnancy CAN happen… right? Thanks for the review!
Insert name here: I appreciate the review! You tell Lunamew-chan not to review on your review which you have done so to hers. (Gods! I'm rambling!) By saying that you're not going to b*tch about SolxKy, sort of implies that factor. You see, fanfiction is a very multicultural site, from these millions of people (possessed by aliens or not or maybe addicted to cake) there is bound to be someone who will misinterpret what you mean to say. PS, It's authoress, or have I suddenly been claimed male? Thanks for reviewing!
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*huggles* I feel so loved! I'm so glad you like this story! Thankies!
Flame of Corruption: ^_^ Thank you for reviewing! And also sharing your
opinion, it made me laugh for like… 1-2 minutes? Yea, for sure I'm gonna write
about how Venom is freakily obsessed with Zato, but I made a mistake on chapter
2, where instead of typing Testament, I typed Venom. -blinks- Oh no! More
female wannabes!
Lone Wolf SIX: Thank you! Though some people say it's short, which I
full heartily agree, I'll try to make this chappie longer!! But do you mean
interesting like, This-has-capture-my-attention-because-I-like-it or It-is-interesting-how-this-story-can-be-so-horrible!
Well thanks for the review!
Person with many aliases: Yes. -sniff- I MUST make this longer!
I'll try to get all rambly and junk. Thanks for the review!
Jis2: I'll try, if it works though. (Talking about the Potemkin thing) ^_^ Thanks for the review!
Note: I made a mistake in Chapter 2, where
I will actually talk about Testament and Dizzy, Venom will appear later on. ^_^
Also sorry for the lateness! *bashes head against the wall* I'll try to keep my
promises!
Chapter 3 - Testament and Dizzy
I was wrong. I thought Zato looked like a girl, but then in popped Testament. The guy is wearing a freaking skirt, the one that that girl Lulu was wearing in that old 20th century game, Final Fantasy X? To top that one off, he wears a belly shirt and a chocker. A great way to empress the men, I mean women.
He was found the other day molesting children. This is really bad for his already and forever expanding criminal record! It says there that Testament took in some orphan children. Then he set them loose. Then they probably died out of starvation or lack of shelter.
For some reason he finds it okay to hover above me. One day I asked him why, our conversation went something like this:
Me: Why the hell are you hovering above me?
Testament: I admire you. You're so justice filled.
Me: Admire as in a good role model or admire as in like-like.
Testament: Can it be both?
I was so scared. I try to avoid him if possible. At least now, I'm retiring and I'll hopefully find a nice quiet place away from annoying people.
About Dizzy, let's start off with her terrible fashion sense. What 3 year old would put on that slutty outfit? What kind of person, gear, or living being would put on that kind of outfit. (Do not mention Testament) I think that I'll call her foster parents, and tell them to cover her up more. That will solve one more of the world's problems. You know how she's 3 right now? I wonder what will happen when she's 14 years old. Will her physical image be of 89-year-old person?
I saw her in fact the other day. She was outside screaming her ass off some people, bitching about how they just littered when there was a garbage can 3 meters away. I hate environmentalists. She should just go chain herself to a tree and start a huge protest, which she did starting yesterday. Speaking about that I was there and I threw a bottle at her head.
Oh! That just reminds me! It's hunting season! Time to shoot me some gears, or some half gears with wings and a really slutty outfit! I should start loading my gun…
That reminds of some other two people I'd like to shoot. Damn pirates that Mai and Johnny…
DI: Notice how my thanks take up a page and this story takes up a page and a weeny bit? Hm. Interesting… So, next time I'm sure I can talk more about pirates, yes, I'll try to make it longer. My next update should be in a week's time, or maybe less to make it up to all you guys! Thanks for reading!